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It's Showtime: WWE legend na si 'UNDERTAKER,' nasa 'It's Showtime' na! (Kalokalike)
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9/28/2024
Aired (September 28, 2024): Maging sapat na kaya ang pagtirik ng mata at malalim na boses ng 'Undertaker' ng Parañaque upang mapabilib ang mga hurado at madlang people? #GMANetwork
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00:00
Hinul Marusya, Nangiisa Millenera.
00:03
Let's see. Here's contestant number 3.
00:30
There is no rest in peace.
00:54
There is no peace in the Undertaker's Monterey.
01:23
Through the years, there have been many dragons who tried their siege to my kingdom.
01:29
And one by one, they all suffered the same fate.
01:36
Don't say a word.
01:38
And never mind that voice you heard.
01:42
It's just a visitor you met.
01:46
In your closet, in your head.
01:50
Exit light. Enter night.
01:57
Wait on him.
02:01
Exit light. Enter night.
02:09
Take my hand.
02:13
You've got to never, never let him in.
02:22
Let's welcome contestant number 3, Charles Pallier.
02:25
The Undertaker of Parana.
02:27
Wow, so many of us.
02:29
Wow, he's famous. He's a famous wrestler, the Undertaker.
02:32
Hey, get it, get it, get it.
02:34
Hey, Undertaker.
02:35
I'm getting dizzy.
02:36
I'm losing my vision.
02:38
There he is.
02:41
Wow, his head hurts.
02:43
Are you hungry?
02:44
I made his head hurt.
02:46
Hey, Undertaker, your brother is here.
02:48
Who's his brother?
02:49
He's Care.
02:50
Caretaker.
02:52
So cute, Charles.
02:53
Isn't that Paul Bearer?
02:55
Huh?
02:56
Isn't that Paul Bearer?
02:57
Yes, that's him.
03:00
Wow, Jukes.
03:01
Wow, Jukes.
03:03
I love you, brother. I love you.
03:05
Oh, he's just googling people.
03:08
Wow, he's just lying down now.
03:10
Diet.
03:11
What's your secret?
03:12
What is your secret?
03:13
Diet.
03:15
Just a broken heart.
03:18
Huh?
03:19
Just a broken heart.
03:21
Oh, a broken heart.
03:23
His voice is so beautiful.
03:25
That's why he's wearing all black.
03:27
Yeah.
03:28
And also gossip anxiety.
03:30
Oh, gossip anxiety.
03:31
This is in English and you're talking to me.
03:33
That's why I gave you a job to talk to me.
03:35
But he's the crazy one.
03:37
His fans are Spider-Man.
03:39
Oh, Spider-Man.
03:42
Wait, wait.
03:43
Is he your friend?
03:44
Is he your friend?
03:45
Does your Spider-Man have a suit?
03:47
Isn't that Gagamboy?
03:50
How are you, friend?
03:52
Huh?
03:53
How are you, friend?
03:54
How are you, friend?
03:55
He's wearing a wig.
03:56
Do you have a lot of supporters now?
03:59
It's hard.
04:00
It's hard?
04:01
Does he have an outing?
04:02
Does he have a gaggle?
04:03
Does he do streaming?
04:04
A lot.
04:05
He doesn't gaggle.
04:06
Anyway, Undertaker.
04:08
A lot of people want to know.
04:10
What's your full name?
04:12
Do you know your full name?
04:14
Mark Callaway.
04:16
What?
04:17
Mark Callaway.
04:18
Mark Callaway.
04:19
What happened to your voice?
04:20
Under renovation?
04:21
It's a rocker.
04:23
I can't hold it.
04:25
It's like Pepe Herrera.
04:28
That's how he always talks.
04:30
Because he can go back to Pepe Herrera.
04:32
He's really like an actor.
04:34
So, who's your next opponent?
04:38
My next opponent?
04:40
It depends, but I want to face Sting.
04:43
Sting.
04:44
Sting?
04:45
Let's face one-on-one at WrestleMania.
04:48
Sting?
04:49
Sting?
04:50
Sting?
04:51
Maybe the band Sting?
04:53
Can you say, what's up, Madlang people?
04:56
Can you say what's up?
04:58
What's up, Madlang people?
05:05
It's hard, right?
05:06
What's up, Madlang people?
05:10
Why are your eyes twitching?
05:12
We want to see your skills in wrestling.
05:15
Oh, in wrestling?
05:16
We want to fight you.
05:18
Yes.
05:19
Yes.
05:20
Yes.
05:21
Wow.
05:22
Me again.
05:23
So, I'll be your president.
05:25
Are you ready?
05:27
Get ready with your cellphones.
05:34
I'm the chicken versus Oggy, the giant.
05:38
Oggy, the giant.
05:40
Okay, let's do it.
05:46
Let's go.
05:55
Wow.
05:57
He's still alive.
06:00
You're still alive.
06:04
One.
06:05
Two.
06:07
Wait, wait.
06:08
What?
06:09
I can see Alcantara's head.
06:12
I can see Alcantara's head.
06:14
Guys, he smells like Undertaker.
06:18
I thought it was Hansel and Gretel.
06:25
Your eyes are twitching again.
06:26
Yes, you can be Pepe Herrera.
06:29
That's Junny Gamboa.
06:32
Thank you, Undertaker.
06:33
I love it.
06:34
Thank you for that.
06:35
Oh, yeah.
06:36
Oh, he's scary.
06:38
Yeah, give it up for Charles Spalier, Undertaker.
06:43
Let's find out who the winner is.
06:45
The winner is Ryan Atetai.
06:49
Yes, that's right.
06:51
Ryan, let's find out who the winner is.
06:53
Let's find out if it's Kaloka or Kaloka like Romy Diaz.
06:57
Yes, that's right.
06:59
Kaloka or Kaloka like.
07:04
Wow, Kaloka like.
07:07
But there's one Kaloka.
07:09
Oh, wow.
07:10
Hi, excuse me, sir.
07:11
Good afternoon.
07:12
There's a foreigner.
07:13
Hi, there.
07:14
What's your name, sir?
07:15
Trey Dale.
07:16
Trey Dale.
07:17
Trey Dale.
07:18
Oh, my God.
07:19
Why don't you talk to me?
07:20
Where are you from?
07:21
Where are you from?
07:22
USA.
07:23
From USA.
07:24
Where exactly in USA?
07:25
Because I was there yesterday.
07:26
Tennessee.
07:27
Tennessee.
07:28
Yes.
07:29
Oh, my God.
07:30
That's so dope.
07:32
Are you here for a vacation?
07:33
Yes.
07:34
Trey Dale, is it your first time in the Philippines?
07:36
It is.
07:37
And who are you with?
07:38
My father.
07:39
Your father.
07:40
Hello there, father.
07:41
Where's your mother, brother, sister?
07:43
How do you brush your teeth?
07:45
So, is it your first time coming here?
07:47
Yes.
07:48
Until when is your vacation?
07:49
April.
07:50
Oh, that's quite a long time.
07:51
You have a business here in the Philippines?
07:53
Nope.
07:54
Can I see your documents?
07:55
This is an immigration.
07:57
Trey Dale, I saw you flip the card and it says here Kaloka.
08:02
You know what this means, Kaloka?
08:04
Yes.
08:05
Oh, what does it mean?
08:06
Oh, what the?
08:07
Yeah, what?
08:10
That it doesn't.
08:11
Oh.
08:12
It doesn't look.
08:13
Does he look like Undertaker?
08:15
He looks like Undertaker?
08:16
I thought everything was great except bigger chest.
08:19
Yeah.
08:20
Oh, yeah.
08:21
Bigger chest.
08:22
Oh, you like bigger chest.
08:23
Yeah.
08:24
So, good luck to you.
08:25
Ryan, why don't you talk to him?
08:26
Who's him?
08:27
Who's your Kaloka?
08:28
Do you have any Kaloka like in USA?
08:31
Johnny Depp.
08:32
Wow, Johnny Depp.
08:33
Johnny Depp.
08:34
But you know what?
08:35
You look like my favorite potato chips.
08:38
Pringles.
08:39
Pringles.
08:40
Pringles.
08:41
Pringles.
08:42
Thank you very much, Trey Dale.
08:44
Welcome to the Philippines.
08:45
Sir.
08:46
Sir.
08:47
Oh, sir.
08:48
Drink moderately, okay?
08:49
Yes, sir.
08:54
Welcome to the Philippines.
08:55
He knows Tagalog.
08:57
Marlon, do you know how to speak Tagalog?
08:59
No, sir.
09:00
No, sir.
09:01
You know what?
09:02
It's like he's joking.
09:03
No, sir.
09:04
He also has a movie.
09:05
Yes.
09:06
What movie?
09:07
Toy Story.
09:08
Oh, that one.
09:09
That one.
09:10
That one.
09:11
Good luck to you, Trey Dale.
09:12
Now, back to you guys.
09:15
Welcome.
09:16
This is an international wedding.
09:17
Yes.
09:18
Right?
09:19
Let's hear the comments of Jurado Gladys Reyes.
09:21
What's up?
09:22
What's up?
09:23
Makinis na madlang people.
09:28
Yes.
09:29
Charles.
09:30
Congratulations.
09:32
I was really scared when he came out.
09:34
I told Pitsy that I look like him.
09:36
I was scared.
09:37
Christophe is really a fan of WWE.
09:39
Yes.
09:40
As a matter of fact, he has a collection of figures of wrestling.
09:43
Yes.
09:44
And Undertaker is one of them.
09:46
I saw him.
09:47
I saw him.
09:48
He turned to me and said, yes.
09:49
What?
09:50
You can do it for me.
09:51
You can do it for me, Abe.
09:52
Yes, Abe.
09:53
For me, Charles is Waka Waka.
09:55
What's that?
09:56
Waka Waka.
09:57
Waka Waka.
09:58
Waka Waka.
09:59
Contrary to Mr. Pringles, for me, Waka Waka.
10:02
What's that?
10:03
What is Waka Waka?
10:04
There's no doubt.
10:05
Don't be crazy.
10:06
Congratulations.
10:07
Waka Waka.
10:08
Waka Waka.
10:09
Here it is.
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Here it is.
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Here it is.
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Here it is.
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Here it is.
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Here it is.
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Here it is.
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Here it is.
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I think I saw that.
10:18
Where?
10:19
Where did you see it?
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Where?
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