Matt Rife: Only Fans | movie | 2021 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy. | dG1fbGJhS2Y0YnduM3c

Transcript

00:00I don't fuck with girls who go on boats

00:05It's hoe shit

00:10If you live in LA and you date a hot girl for long enough at some point this chick will come to you and say

00:16Something like babe. There's just this guy a friend of mine who

00:22Who wants to just take me and my eight hot girlfriends into the abyss. Are you out of your fucking mind?

00:30Why?

00:32Stay dry. Why?

00:34Like no people get fucked on boats

00:40Boats were built for fucking

00:45Since the beginning of boats people been fucking on them. B-O-A-T bring out ass and titties. It's been in front of us

00:52the whole time