Matt Rife: Only Fans | movie | 2021 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

Matt Rife's debut comedy special culminating his first ten years of doing stand-up comedy. | dG1fTEZGeF9XVklTeE0

Transcript

00:00I don't like young people at all man. We just don't click. I'm not on

00:04I don't remember the apps that they're on

00:06What's the what's the one app like literally every kid is on it. Um

00:11No amber alert

00:15Every kid is on amber alert, aren't they? It's like man ain't nobody looking for you

00:18How many followers you got enough for a search party? I hope

00:23See this is hilarious to me because I can feel the hypocrisy radiating off y'all right now like i'm the asshole that's adorable. Okay

00:30When's the last time you got an amber alert on your phone and your first reaction wasn't oh shit

00:35How do I turn this off? How do I?

00:39None of y'all like we gotta find these kids not one person y'all haven't found a kid since milk was in a carton

00:44Okay, judge me