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It's Showtime: The rap star ‘FLOW G’ is here! (Kalokalike)
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9/27/2024
Aired (September 27, 2024): Ang Filipino famous rapper na ‘Flow G,’ bumisita sa ‘It’s Showtime!’
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00:30
JLM Alonso!
00:32
I'm JLM Alonso, the Flow G of Malabon.
00:38
I'm not with you today, I'm shy.
00:40
But I promise, you'll enjoy.
00:50
You can't blame me for this.
00:52
I just did what's natural.
00:54
And I waited for them to pay.
00:56
I did what's loved.
00:58
I waited for them to pay.
01:00
I waited for them to pay.
01:02
But I didn't know, I was just a fool.
01:04
I grew up, I grew up.
01:06
I'm used to being modern.
01:08
I didn't know, I didn't know.
01:10
I was so blind.
01:12
I couldn't believe it.
01:14
I couldn't show you what's real.
01:16
I had to fill my thoughts.
01:18
Even if I'm just a small kid.
01:20
I know you'll forget to watch.
01:22
How I'll explain.
01:24
And how I'll wait.
01:26
How I'll wait.
01:28
How I'll wait.
01:30
How I'll wait.
01:32
How I'll wait.
01:34
How I'll wait.
01:36
How I'll wait.
01:38
How I'll wait.
01:40
How I'll wait.
01:42
How I'll wait.
01:44
How I'll wait.
01:46
How I'll wait.
01:48
How I'll wait.
01:50
How I'll wait.
01:52
How I'll wait.
01:54
How I'll wait.
02:24
Oh, that's the one.
02:26
You can do a collab, right?
02:28
Because he's rapping.
02:30
You look like a boy pick up.
02:32
Hip hop, hip hop.
02:34
But you have a slim waist now.
02:36
It's better if Klo-G does a bling.
02:38
Klo-G might steal.
02:40
Huh?
02:42
Klo-G might steal.
02:44
That's what you said?
02:46
There's a lot of thieves here.
02:48
There's a lot of marshals here.
02:50
Who might steal here?
02:52
Where did you hide it?
02:54
You hid it here.
02:56
You're safe here.
02:58
Did you hide it or did you sell it to Boss Toyo?
03:00
It's near.
03:02
It's expensive.
03:06
But your husband came here
03:08
during the showtime.
03:10
They're married.
03:12
How are you?
03:14
It's okay.
03:16
We're still happy.
03:18
We're still making good memories.
03:20
That's important.
03:22
How are your groupmates?
03:24
They have a group, right?
03:26
Ex-Batallion.
03:28
Ex-Batallion.
03:30
They're ex-Batallion.
03:32
They're MCs.
03:34
They're ex-Batallion.
03:36
How are your groupmates?
03:38
Are you still close?
03:40
We're still close.
03:42
We still have contact.
03:44
Who's the richest among you?
03:46
I'm not sure.
03:48
I'm not sure.
03:50
But you're all rich.
03:52
But you're not that rich.
03:54
Why me?
03:56
You're not that rich.
03:58
He always announces it.
04:00
He's always on the red carpet.
04:02
He always brings the red carpet.
04:04
Maybe you can make me richer.
04:06
Do you have a manager?
04:08
I have a manager but
04:10
he's busy now.
04:12
He's busy.
04:14
A manager shouldn't be like that.
04:16
He's always busy.
04:18
He won many awards.
04:20
He won many awards.
04:22
You're the one who won the most awards.
04:24
You're the one who won the most awards.
04:26
He even has a throne.
04:28
He even has a throne.
04:30
The mark I use
04:32
The mark I use
04:34
on my music video is the throne.
04:36
on my music video is the throne.
04:38
So now,
04:40
you're using it to eat?
04:42
What's the name of that throne?
04:44
The throne I'm using
04:46
is G-Wolf.
04:48
G-Wolf?
04:50
He really has a name.
04:52
Is that your real name?
04:54
Because Joji has a real name.
04:56
Because some people
04:58
have a nickname.
05:00
If they have a real name,
05:02
they're called Tato.
05:04
They're like that.
05:06
Your neighbor is a super idol.
05:08
Your face is like that.
05:10
He's like that.
05:12
You're not used to it?
05:14
You're not used to it?
05:16
What's the name of that?
05:18
It's 64.
05:20
Your voice is like that.
05:22
Your face is like that.
05:24
Your face is like that.
05:26
What's the problem?
05:28
64.
05:32
How does he sing
05:34
when he imitates me?
05:36
Nandini
05:38
Like that.
05:40
It's a remix of
05:42
Kuya Og's songs.
05:44
I want to use that
05:46
so we'll have fans
05:48
there.
05:50
My neighbor is also an idol.
05:52
Really?
05:54
His voice is like that.
05:56
What's the problem?
05:58
His bandmates made fun of him.
06:04
But your neighbor
06:06
is an idol.
06:08
Tell us what your neighbor did.
06:10
All of his dances
06:12
are like yours.
06:14
Yes, all of them.
06:16
Mr. B-Boy.
06:18
Mr. B-Boy.
06:20
Mr. Suave.
06:22
Mr. B-Boy.
06:24
That's B-Boy and Berleda.
06:26
President of OPM.
06:28
Mr. Suave.
06:30
The song of Mr. B-Boy is
06:32
Sheryl Cruz.
06:39
Perfect.
06:41
DJ M-O-Z.
06:43
He memorized that.
06:45
This is the problem.
06:47
What's the problem?
06:49
Do you know what he did?
06:51
He threw his face on the wall.
06:53
He threw his face on the wall.
06:55
It's like he's a clown.
07:00
They're amazing.
07:02
They're amazing.
07:08
His head is broken.
07:12
His neighbor is amazing.
07:14
His head is broken.
07:16
Tell us about your neighbor
07:18
who is an idol of Ryan Bang.
07:20
Here's the problem.
07:22
Ryan Bang is very similar.
07:24
His face.
07:26
He's Korean.
07:28
His height.
07:30
He's tall.
07:32
What did he do?
07:34
He made him smell bad.
07:36
That's what he did.
07:38
They're amazing.
07:40
They're amazing.
07:42
He made him smell bad.
07:46
Ryan Bang, tell us about your neighbor
07:48
who is an idol of Kareel.
07:50
They're amazing.
07:52
What did he do?
07:54
My neighbor is an idol of Kareel.
07:56
His face.
07:58
His face.
08:00
Do you know what he did?
08:02
He went to Jupiter.
08:04
He's an alien.
08:06
I don't think so.
08:12
Wait a minute, Ryan.
08:16
I have a lot of neighbors
08:18
and they're here.
08:20
Call me.
08:22
Babydance, come here.
08:24
Why?
08:26
I didn't know you're a babydance.
08:28
I realized.
08:30
Kareel.
08:32
Oh, my God.
08:34
He's about to enter.
08:36
Kareel, don't do that.
08:38
Don't do that to Kareel.
08:40
They're here.
08:42
Ryan.
08:46
Kareel.
08:48
A lot has happened.
08:50
We forgot
08:52
there's a contestant.
08:54
It's Flojie.
08:56
Flojie.
08:58
Thank you, girls.
09:06
Flojie is your idol.
09:08
She's my idol.
09:10
What will you say to Flojie?
09:12
Maybe
09:14
the first thing I'll do
09:16
is to say hello to her.
09:18
First of all,
09:20
it's rare for an idol
09:22
to say hello to her fan.
09:24
But she was riding a motorcycle.
09:26
What did you see?
09:28
That was fast.
09:30
What will you say to her?
09:32
I'll say,
09:34
How are you, Flojie?
09:36
What's your next gig?
09:38
Where will you go next?
09:40
Do you watch her shows?
09:42
At first,
09:44
we were supposed to meet
09:46
at their restaurant
09:48
for brunch.
09:50
But I couldn't make it
09:52
because it was crowded.
09:54
But did she know you?
09:56
Did she know
09:58
you have an idol
10:00
like Johan J. Alonzo?
10:02
No, but I'm still trying
10:04
my best to reach out to her.
10:06
Flojie is amazing.
10:08
Flojie is good at making songs.
10:10
What's her nickname?
10:12
Alkacid.
10:14
Flojie Alkacid.
10:16
I'm presenting OPM.
10:18
I thought it was T.S.
10:20
I thought it was Tonjie.
10:22
Flojie Tonjie.
10:24
Flojie Tonjie.
10:26
But you know,
10:28
you're a whole man,
10:30
and you're good at rapping.
10:32
Look at her.
10:34
She's like this.
10:36
What's that?
10:38
Flojie has something
10:40
like that in her ears.
10:42
What's that?
10:44
You're confused.
10:46
She's like an idol.
10:48
She's really an idol.
10:50
Flojie,
10:52
I hope you're happy
10:54
that you're here with
10:56
Johan J. Alonzo.
10:58
Let's find out
11:00
what's the riddle
11:02
for contestant number 2.
11:04
Flojie, let's ask
11:06
what's the riddle
11:08
for many people.
11:10
Kaloka or Kalokalike.
11:14
I see many
11:16
kalokalikes.
11:18
There are many kalokalikes.
11:20
There are many kalokalikes.
11:22
Let's do it here.
11:26
Hi!
11:28
Shout out, Sian.
11:30
Here.
11:32
Sian.
11:34
Hey!
11:36
What's up!
11:38
You're full of energy.
11:40
What's your name?
11:42
What's your riddle?
11:44
She's a bit
11:46
kalokalike in color,
11:48
but she's full of energy.
11:50
That's all.
11:52
Is she good at rapping?
11:54
She's okay.
11:56
She's really good.
11:58
Thank you so much.
12:00
Thank you so much.
12:02
We found her love team.
12:04
Congrats!
12:06
It's launching.
12:10
Let's listen to her comment.
12:12
Rufo M. Quinto.
12:14
Let's clap.
12:16
Jairil,
12:18
you're not
12:20
Johan in real life.
12:22
Who should I judge?
12:24
Johan.
12:26
Wait.
12:28
Let me see your jacket.
12:30
Do you have a tattoo?
12:32
No.
12:34
That's why you're wearing a jacket.
12:36
But for me,
12:38
you're a bit crazy.
12:40
I'll tell you the meaning of crazy.
12:42
I got the password.
12:44
Thank you, Meme.
12:46
The definition.
12:48
Don't give it away.
12:50
I'm sharing it.
12:52
This is slow.
12:56
I'm the one who's slow.
13:00
An adaption of the word
13:02
loka.
13:04
It's used to describe something
13:06
bewildering.
13:08
Bewildering.
13:12
What does that mean?
13:14
Bewildering.
13:16
Confusing.
13:18
Surprising.
13:20
It's often used
13:22
in exaggerated situations
13:24
for expressing
13:26
disbelief or
13:28
amazement.
13:30
In Tagalog, you're crazy.
13:32
Crazy.
13:34
Right?
13:36
I have family in the U.S.
13:38
French-French family.
13:40
They want to know.
13:42
I translate.
13:44
They have to understand.
13:46
If you were to give her
13:48
some words of wisdom,
13:50
what would you give her?
13:52
I will just keep on singing
13:54
because I believe that
13:56
singing is
13:58
soothing to the ears.
14:02
To the mind.
14:04
Music is
14:06
serenity
14:08
and life.
14:10
Yes.
14:12
But it's not...
14:14
It's not
14:16
smooth.
14:18
It's cozy.
14:20
Cozy.
14:22
Is it cozy?
14:24
It's not cozy.
14:26
Cozy is different.
14:28
It's U.S.
14:30
Hello,
14:32
French in the U.S.
14:34
It's cozy.
14:36
It's cool.
14:38
My kids are crazy.
14:40
What's your advice to me?
14:42
Don't worry.
14:44
Gladys and her kids
14:46
will have a debriefing after.
14:48
Thank you, Rufa May.
14:50
Thank you so much, Hurado.
14:52
Rufa May, Keith.
14:54
For your words of wisdom,
14:56
Hurado, you can give
14:58
the Flow G of Malabon City.
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