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00:00Alright, I know it was a party last night, but we're keeping the party going, alright?

00:05I'm okay with that shit, man.

00:07Thanks, bro.

00:08Hey, take that bullet in your face, bitch!

00:12Fuck you!

00:13Dude, I'm so good at this game.

00:14Check out my score, bro.

00:15Oh my god, that's because you're still a virgin and all you do is play this.

00:19Oh, snook!

00:20That's all you do.

00:21So, uh, guess who sealed the deal with that Amy chick from psychology class?

00:25Well, it wasn't me.

00:26It wasn't Matt.

00:27Nope.

00:28It wasn't me.

00:29It wasn't me.

00:30It wasn't me.

00:31It wasn't me.

00:32It wasn't me.

00:33It wasn't me.

00:34It was Denny?

00:35Nah, it wasn't me, baby John.

00:36It was me, goddammit.

00:37No fucking way!

00:38No.

00:39I'm guessing it was Steve, right?

00:40That was definitely Steve.

00:41Dude, I did, I swear, man!

00:42Dude, she is so fine.

00:43Dude, shut up, man.

00:44We're trying to be serious here.

00:45Dude, fuck you guys.

00:47What about Ty?

00:48Yo, whoever did that girl, though, congratulations, because she is fucking hot.

00:55Dude, she's so hot, man.

00:57I was like, welcome to J-Town, girl.

01:04You fucking kidding me, right?

01:06You piece of shit.

01:08I hate you guys.

01:10Hey, Denny, what about that one girl from your art class?

01:15Julia, isn't it?

01:17What about her?

01:18Yeah, man, she's also pretty hot, bro.

01:20Yeah, as if he ever scores any.

01:22Am I right?

01:23I'm right.

01:24So?

01:28Did you nail her?

01:30No, we're just friends, man.

01:33Friends?

01:34Well, you know, friends equals gay.

01:37Come on, dude, like, no way.

01:39That girl wants you, man.

01:41I'm pretty sure she doesn't.

01:44Dude, come on, man, she is so fine.

01:47Yeah, don't be a pussy.

01:49I mean, look.

01:50I think I'm all right.

01:51What?

01:52What?

01:53Oh, my God.

01:54I don't know.

01:55I don't feel like it.

01:57Bro, you have to, man.

01:59If you don't, I freaking will.

02:01Just kidding.

02:02Everybody wants that.

02:04Come on, give me one reason why you won't ask her out.

02:07Come on, dude, one reason.

02:09Just one.

02:10Come on, man, what's up?

02:11Are you gay?

02:12Just asking, man.

02:13Ha ha, busted.

02:14Do you hang out with your buds and plug each other's assholes?

02:16Do you like to sit on the salami?

02:18Hey, do you ever trudge snakes, man?

02:19Are you strictly dickly?

02:21Do you ever ride down the pool and take the sausage hostage?

02:24Yes.

02:25Oh, my God.

02:26What?

02:28Yes to all this shit.

02:30Oh, yeah, buddy.

02:31You love the cock, don't you?

02:33You bitch.

02:34Yeah, you just want to give it to me.

02:37I didn't know you liked cogging that much, bro.

02:39I'm not joking.

02:40About what?

02:42About me.

02:44About anything, about being gay.

02:52Holy shit.

02:54Wait, wait, wait.

02:57What do you mean you're gay?

02:59Gay, as in homosexual.

03:03Yes, that's what I mean.

03:05Gay as in you like men?

03:12Damn.

03:14Dude, we've seen you hook up with girls.

03:16Doesn't mean anything.

03:18Yeah, it does.

03:19What the fuck are you saying?

03:21I've known you forever, and now all of a sudden you turn gay?

03:25I didn't turn gay.

03:27I've always been gay.

03:29I just didn't tell you guys.

03:33Tell you guys.

03:51What the fuck, man?

03:53What is this all of a sudden?

03:57Dude, this is pretty weird, man.

03:59It's like we don't even know you anymore.

04:02Is your name even Denny?

04:04Yes, my name is Denny.

04:06I'm so lost right now.

04:11Have you had sex yet?

04:13What?

04:14I mean, with a dude.

04:16What the fuck, man?

04:17What?

04:18What?

04:19I'm just trying to understand all this.

04:25So...

04:27Well, I did.

04:38How was it?

04:39Curious much?

04:41You want to join the club?

04:42Shut the fuck up, dude.

04:44Hey, fuck you.

04:47I mean, I'm still gay.

04:51Yeah, I guess.

04:54Why didn't you tell us?

04:56I thought maybe...

05:00Maybe you treat me differently.

05:02No shit.

05:05Yo, can you pass me my shirt?

05:07See, this is what the fuck I'm talking about.

05:10It's fine, just leave it.

05:13It's fine, just leave it.

05:29So, do you like hook up with transvestites?

05:33What?

05:37I like guys that dress like guys, not guys that dress like girls.

05:42See, I told you that shit wasn't gay.

05:44Dude, gay is gay.

05:48Do your folks know?

05:54My mom would think that my soul is eternally damned in hell or some shit.

06:01And my dad...

06:05You remember what happened when I quit the basketball team?

06:10Does anybody else know?

06:12No.

06:14I mean, just Julia.

06:18Okay, this is all starting to make sense now.

06:21I mean, you guys are my best friends. I wanted to tell you guys.

06:26Gay!

06:28Oh shit, my bad, bro.

06:30See, you never would have apologized for that shit before.

06:33One question, though.

06:35Shoot.

06:37How do you know who's on top and who's bottom? Do you just like flip a coin or something?

06:41Fuck you, dude.

06:43No, we don't flip a coin. We just go with the flow and see what happens.

06:48Alright, cool.

06:49Cool.

06:51You can't possibly be okay with all this shit.

06:56No.

06:57It all makes sense now.

06:59Why you never went to shower after practice?

07:01Not to mention the damn patterns and fur on your couch.

07:05That time you went camping with my brother, did you try to seduce him?

07:09Fuckin' art classes.

07:11And you always dress so nice.

07:14And I'm pretty sure I caught you looking at my junk once.

07:18Oh, okay.

07:19First off,

07:21art classes

07:23don't have sex.

07:25Okay.

07:26First off,

07:28art classes aren't a gay thing.

07:31Second,

07:32I never tried to seduce your brother.

07:34You guys are just a bunch of pussies who didn't want to go camping

07:36because you're scared of little bugs.

07:38And third, I never looked at any of your junks.

07:41This is so stupid.

07:46I will give you the shower thing. No, that was kind of weird for me.

07:50And

07:52thank you for the dressing compliment.

07:57Fuck you, man. This fur's awesome.

07:59I don't know, man. This shit is just too fucking weird to me.

08:02Hey, come on, Bobby.

08:03No, fuck that.

08:09Hey, so it's cool if I ask Julie out then, right?

08:13Yeah, man. Go for it.

08:15Imagine if I would have had to go out with her

08:19finger bangers.

08:22Gross, right?

08:27Though she did say something about Bobby being cute.

08:34What?

08:36You should talk to her.

08:38I could put in a good word for you if you want.

08:45Cool?

08:49Uh, yeah.

08:53Just take the controller now. It's your turn.

08:57Are you sure?

08:59Because

09:01last time we played this

09:04I made you my bitch.

09:07Shut up.

09:08Haha.

09:14Alright, so

09:15you guys do realize that it was me who hooked up with Amy last night, right?

09:27Ooh.

09:30A boy's got skills.

09:35Okay.

09:38Let's go.

09:48Chilling on this couch in this broke-ass house.

09:52My boy, you just came out.

09:55Don't get mad.

09:56You look real sad.

09:58I got this beer. It's the best I ever had.

10:02You over here dancing.

10:04You're like,

10:05Yeah.

10:06MC, MC, Matt.

10:08To my left.

10:10Yeah.

10:11I'ma pat you on the head.

10:12Be like,

10:13Instead, now it's my rhyme.

10:15We committing some crimes.

10:17Up in here, cause this flow is so sick.

10:19Yo.

10:20Yo.

10:21Me and my boys, we're making some noise.

10:23In this garage, we're playing games all day.

10:26It's a, it's a Sunday.

10:28A fun day.

10:30Yo.

10:31Pass the mic to my right.

10:33It's alright.

10:35No.

10:36Take flight.

10:37Shit.

10:41I can't do this, guys.

10:43Matt, get it.

10:53Yeah.

10:59It's going all day.

11:02Yo.

11:05That's a scene.

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