KAPIL ने SHRUTI और SOHEL KHAN को देखा अपने लॉज पर - Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe Ep 16 Clip 2 - video Dailymotion

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KAPIL ने SHRUTI और SOHEL KHAN को देखा अपने लॉज पर - Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe Ep 16 Clip 2

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00:00There's no money in comedy these days.

00:01There is, but only a few people have it.

00:03Like Pulsanjeev.

00:05That's why I opened this hotel.

00:07Tan Badan Hotel.

00:08You must have guessed from the name. It's a family hotel.

00:10The big shots come here and plan their family.

00:13It's a very famous hotel.

00:15All kinds of people come here.

00:16Fix your skirt. We're doing a new experiment.

00:19All kinds of people come here.

00:20Pinku came here four days ago.

00:22He said, I want to stay in your room.

00:24I want a room in the hotel.

00:25I said, I can't. All the rooms are full.

00:27He said, that's even better.

00:29Even I can't sleep alone.

00:30That's what he thinks.

00:32Anyway, my hotel is so famous

00:34that only three rooms are vacant.

00:36And I didn't get much done either.

00:37I said, if you're not getting three done,

00:39why did you get the fourth done?

00:40This happens often with us.

00:44So let's see if a customer comes or not.

00:49Excuse me, is this Tan Badan Hotel?

00:53I spent Rs. 6,000 on the poster.

00:55Get out.

00:56Can't you see? This is the one.

00:57Actually, at this age,

00:59I can't say words like Tan Badan.

01:02That's why I say it.

01:03Oh! I already had an idea.

01:06The building is old, but the lift is working.

01:09Hey!

01:11Who is she with you?

01:12This young girl is my wife.

01:17Uncle, aren't you ashamed?

01:18You're saying she's a girl.

01:20What do you want?

01:21For God's sake, stop talking nonsense.

01:23Give me a room.

01:24You want a room?

01:25Okay.

01:26For how long will you stay here?

01:27We'll check in and check out.

01:31You'll check in, but when will you check out?

01:36Son, this is how you check out.

01:39This is not how you check out.

01:41This is not even a check out, it's called a cuff.

01:42The one you're throwing.

01:44I know it's a check out.

01:45But it's for the living.

01:47Do you know how cold it is?

01:48It's too cold for you guys at night.

01:50What will I do if both of you shrink?

01:52Listen, come here.

01:55Sit down.

01:56Don't you feel ashamed, uncle?

01:58You're taking your wife to a hotel even after marriage.

02:02And that too, to such a senior wife.

02:04Hey, don't talk nonsense.

02:06Otherwise, I'll pull out your teeth and hit you.

02:09Son, we were going to Haridwar.

02:12But we missed our train.

02:14We thought we'll get a train tomorrow, so we came here tonight.

02:20You're not getting out of it, old woman.

02:21It's coming out of your mouth.

02:24Why did you take the trouble to sleep on the platform?

02:27I see.

02:28You could've spent the night there.

02:29If he had spent the night in such cold weather, I would've been...

02:33What difference does it make? You're going to Haridwar, right?

02:35Yes.

02:36What difference does it make? You could've sat on the seat.

02:37The old man would've gone to a pot.

02:39Hey!

02:42Hey!

02:42Are you running a shop or talking nonsense?

02:45Just tell me, is there a room for me in your hotel?

02:48There is a room. Which one do you want? AC or non-AC?

02:50Will AC do?

02:51Yes.

02:52The heater is too cold.

02:55Can't you just say that you want a heater?

02:56You want an AC heater.

02:58If you sleep with the cold button on,

03:00who's going to eat ice cream in the morning?

03:02Hey!

03:03Don't be silly.

03:05Okay, fine. Show me your identity card.

03:07Identity card?

03:08I don't have an identity card because of you, Krishna and Sudesh.

03:12I want an identity card.

03:14Okay, fine.

03:15Give me Rs. 2000 as advance and Rs. 5000 as deposit.

03:18Rs. 2000 as advance is fine.

03:20Rs. 5000 as deposit.

03:23You old men are spitting on me.

03:25I'm taking Rs. 5000 because you'll cause some loss.

03:27Don't say that.

03:29We won't cause so much loss here.

03:32He doesn't do anything.

03:33Look at him. He's an old woman.

03:35When she blinks her eyes,

03:37I pick her up and put her back here.

03:40Really?

03:41You're talking as if you can pick up a truck with your moustache.

03:45Yes. You're so old

03:47that you're missing three teeth out of your fake teeth.

03:52You're insulting me in front of everyone.

03:54Even your fake eyes have a moustache, old woman.

03:58Shut up!

04:01Stop your vulgar talking.

04:05Take the keys to the room.

04:06Go and sit in the room.

04:08You're so old.

04:09You shouldn't have picked up the keys.

04:12I'm an old man. Give it to me.

04:13Here you go.

04:17Wait a minute.

04:18Couldn't you pick it up together?

04:20Let's try.

04:22There's a luggage outside. Can you carry it?

04:24This luggage? Which luggage?

04:26This luggage?

04:27Can't this old woman walk?

04:29This luggage is already here.

04:32I'm talking about the other luggage.

04:33So what? Here you go.

04:35You pick it up. Come here.

04:36What are you doing?

04:37Come on. I'll drop you to your room.

04:38Come on.

04:39Come on.

04:40Who is this old woman?

04:42This is your room.

04:43Okay?

04:45If you need anything,

04:47there's a phone here.

04:48Press the zero number.

04:50Okay?

04:51Okay.

04:51But this phone is not working.

04:53Let the phone work.

04:55Hit the zero number.

04:56I'll hear the sound.

04:57I'll come.

04:58And remember, if you hit the eight number,

05:00the laundry will come.

05:01Okay.

05:02What kind of room is this?

05:03This looks like a sari.

05:06What can we do?

05:06Saris get torn.

05:07Let's make walls.

05:09But this looks like a lungi.

05:12Lungis also get torn.

05:13But this doesn't sound like a lungi.

05:15Point taken.

05:16What are you doing?

05:17Listen to me carefully.

05:19What are you doing in your department?

05:20You have the knowledge of saris,

05:21and you have the knowledge of lungis.

05:23You are not doing well in your youth.

05:26Sit down and rest.

05:27Okay.

05:28Come on.

05:29Rest.

05:30Are you his children?

05:31Where are you coming from?

05:32Go and take a bath.

05:33Is there a reception?

05:35You are a group of 10-12 people.

05:37Come on.

05:38I am not a group of 10-12 people.

05:39I am alone.

05:39Excuse me, sister.

05:41Look.

05:42It is not right for you to roam around in this condition.

05:45Do you know?

05:46Along with you, your six children can be harmed.

05:49You are pregnant from everywhere.

05:51Cheeks, nose, mouth.

05:53What will I say about you?

05:55In fact, I will say that you are multi-pregnant.

05:59Are you crazy?

06:01I am not pregnant and I am not a sister.

06:03I am a brother.

06:04Okay, I am sorry.

06:06You have come for the first time.

06:07Tell me, what can I do for you?

06:08I want a room in your hotel.

06:10You want a room?

06:11You want a room?

06:12You will get it.

06:13For how many days?

06:14It is not for a day.

06:15It is a small job.

06:17You can take as much as you want.

06:19I understood.

06:20Why are you spending Rs. 2000 for such a small job?

06:23Go to Shulapsh Chawla.

06:25Don't go to the toilet.

06:28Leave it.

06:29He will take Rs. 3000 from you.

06:34Because you will need six more commodes.

06:37Are you crazy?

06:39Actually, I am calling my girlfriend here.

06:41I want a room.

06:46Do you have a girlfriend?

06:48What is there in it?

06:49You are shameless.

06:51Doesn't your girlfriend feel ashamed?

06:52Keeping relations with animals.

06:54Get lost.

06:56Hey, you fool.

06:58She proposed to me.

06:59What did she say?

07:00She came to me and said that I am pregnant, Sahil.

07:04You are mistaken.

07:05She must have asked, are you pregnant, Sahil?

07:08If you have a room for me, give it to me or else leave.

07:10Yes, I have a room.

07:11How long do you want it for?

07:12I want it for a short while. Where is it?

07:14Why are you calling the girl? Tell me one thing.

07:16First, you do such disgusting things.

07:17Why are you calling her here?

07:18Do you want to apologize to her?

07:19Apologize?

07:20I can't apologize now.

07:21I called her last time to apologize.

07:23And a lot has happened in apologizing.

07:26I can't apologize now.

07:27Now tell me if you have a room.

07:29You had one punch in the entire script.

07:31Can't you say it properly?

07:33Hey, show your identity card.

07:35Identity?

07:36Kapil, Sudej and Krishna never had a Mantra's identity.

07:41How will I have one?

07:43Do you know why?

07:44Because of the pause you took in the previous punch.

07:48Identity card.

07:49You are saying that you are not getting an identity card because of us.

07:51We are not making a film.

07:53You are not a superstar there.

07:56We are not making a film.

07:57You are not a superstar there.

07:59You are not a thunderbolt.

08:02Come on, show your identity card.

08:03I didn't bring my identity card.

08:05You didn't bring it?

08:06What is happening in Punjabi?

08:07Why are you doing it in Punjabi?

08:09It's okay.

08:10We were making your identity card here.

08:12We are family photographers.

08:13We are from the past. Don't you know that?

08:15Really?

08:16Do you know who was the first person to go to the moon?

08:18Neel Nitin Mukesh.

08:19Not Neel Nitin Mukesh. Neel Armstrong.

08:22That's fine.

08:23Send Neel Nitin as well.

08:24What is he doing here?

08:26Who was he?

08:27Neel Armstrong.

08:29My grandfather took a photo of him when he went to the moon for the first time.

08:32But he never came to India.

08:34Which school did you study in?

08:35What happened then?

08:37You were going up in the rocket, right?

08:38You were going up like this.

08:40Grandfather whistled.

08:41He looked down.

08:42He took a photo of you.

08:45Don't waste your time.

08:46Give me the key.

08:47Take it and leave.

08:48Go to your room.

08:48But don't disturb me.

08:51Shall I tell you something?

08:52Even if there were five people in the act,

08:55it would have been so much fun.

08:56You are the one who is disturbing me the most.

09:00Go to your room.

09:01But where is my room?

09:03Where is my room? Your room was here.

09:05Where did it go?

09:06Where is your room?

09:07Move back.

09:07This is your room.

09:09This is your room.

09:10This is my room.

09:11This is such a small room.

09:12Why do you care about the room?

09:14Go and check the toilet.

09:16You are crazy.

09:17Tell me if there is water in the washroom.

09:19Forget the washroom.

09:20Drink from here.

09:20Why do you want to drink in the washroom?

09:22Drink from here.

09:23You are crazy.

09:23I want to take a shower.

09:25You want to take a shower?

09:26There are many buffaloes in the village.

09:29You want to see a small hotel?

09:30Where is the shower?

09:31I will hit you.

09:32I will pull you and make you take a shower.

09:33Why do you want to use the shower?

09:34I will charge you double.

09:35I am telling you about the commode.

09:36Why do you want to charge me double?

09:38What is here?

09:39Broken rooms, broken walls.

09:40These are broken walls?

09:41Do you know how strong these walls are?

09:43This is an old hotel.

09:43See how strong these walls are.

09:45These are strong walls.

KAPIL ने SHRUTI और SOHEL KHAN को देखा अपने लॉज पर - Comedy Circus Ke Ajoobe Ep 16 Clip 2

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