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Ajay Devgn, Bipasha Basu, Fardeen Khan, Sanjay Dutt, Mugdha Godse, Asrani, Johny Lever, Sanjay Mishra,  Film Director: Rohit Shetty Best Comedy Video

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00:00How did you like Holi?

00:04Holi? This is a bungalow, sir.

00:07What am I saying, sir? Hurry up.

00:09My wife is pregnant.

00:11I'll have to take her to the hospital at any cost.

00:13Congratulations.

00:15Child is the father of woman.

00:17Okay. Should I unload the luggage?

00:19Wait a minute.

00:21Let me put this on first.

00:23RGV. Raghunandan Das. Govardhan Das.

00:26Vakule.

00:27Vakule?

00:31Oops!

00:33Hum…hum…hum..

00:35Hum…hum…hum…

00:42Hey! What are you doing?

00:45Hey! The house is mine.

00:48I can do whatever I want.

00:50It's yours, man.

00:52I'll give you the royal comfort of Calcutta.

00:57Son, how will you get strength if you don't eat?

01:02And if you don't get strength, how will you bear the beatings of the police, son?

01:08The beatings of the police?

01:09Yes, the beatings of the police.

01:15What happened, brother?

01:16Hey, an idiot was putting up his name plate.

01:20What happened, brother?

01:21Hey, an idiot was putting up his name plate.

01:27Where did he go, brother?

01:28Upstairs.

01:29Did you kill him?

01:30Hey, upstairs means up there, upstairs.

01:33No, brother.

01:34Do you know him?

01:35No, it's a formal hello.

01:37Hi.

01:38Hello.

01:39What are you doing upstairs?

01:40This man hit me slightly.

01:41You!

01:42Mr. Dharam, you are rich, which means you will oppress the poor.

01:45Prem, this is not fair.

01:46Hey, what will we oppress?

01:48Hey.

01:49What?

01:50Get down.

01:51I will explain everything to you.

01:53Now come with me.

01:54Please.

01:56Who is it?

01:57Brother, this Raghu is actually mad.

02:00What?

02:01Yes, Raghu.

02:02Mr. Dharam is mad.

02:03That's why we add extra sugar in tea these days.

02:06Why?

02:07To digest the bitter truth.

02:09But how did all this happen?

02:10Once upon a time, Raghu was the owner of six bungalows in this area.

02:14He was so addicted to cricket batting that...

02:16What should I tell you?

02:17Then listen.

02:18What?

02:19That Yobraj cricket match.

02:20Yes.

02:21Six balls, six wickets.

02:23Brother had bet that not even one wicket will be hit.

02:25Really?

02:27Then?

02:28Then what?

02:29Again and again, every ball was out of the boundary.

02:31And here, every bungalow of Raghu was a prey to gambling.

02:35And after that?

02:36Over there was over.

02:38And here his madness started.

02:40Now every bungalow seems to be his lost bungalow.

02:43Morning, evening, when he wakes up, it's just a bungalow, bungalow, bungalow.

02:46I don't understand.

02:47Are you speaking Hindi or a bungalow?

02:49Tell me, what does this mean?

02:50Mad man, here, there, everywhere.

02:53Brother, is there any danger?

02:55There is a lot of danger, brother.

02:57But the doctors have said that if he stays around this bungalow...

03:00...then his madness can be reduced.

03:02No, no, no, not at all.

03:03This guy should be admitted in a mental asylum.

03:05That's why we are shifting brother to Loshotra.

03:07His flight is in four hours.

03:08But brother, I have brought everything in a tempo.

03:13Then shift.

03:15No, no, no, he will break my dental.

03:18We will shift after four hours.

03:20Clear everything?

03:21He will come, let's go.

03:22Later we do catch up, okay?

03:24Don't do.

03:25God plays such a game.

03:26He has made such a tall man mad.

03:29Just chill and move from here, son.

03:38Open.

03:40Open.

03:43Open.

03:45Open.

03:48Where is the packing?

03:50Where is the packing?

03:51Mary!

03:52Why are you shouting?

03:54What shoe?

03:55Where is the packing?

03:56Speak slowly.

03:57We have brought a tempo.

03:59Who are these people?

04:02These are my friends.

04:05Why have you brought a tempo?

04:06Yes, tempo.

04:07Your luggage has to reach the airport, right?

04:09That's why.

04:10One tempo for two luggages?

04:13So you wanted two tempos, brother.

04:16Actually, along with your luggage...

04:18...this TV, stereo, sofa will also go, right?

04:20Veer will not let you go empty handed.

04:23Whose idea was this gift, Veer?

04:26Prem's.

04:29I knew it.

04:31Veer.

04:32Yes, brother.

04:33If you want to give me something...

04:37...then give me Vidya.

04:39I will take Vidya with me.

04:42Why, Vidya? Will you come with me?

04:44Hey, you...

04:46Hey!

04:47What? What is it?

04:48Do you think it's your fault?

04:50Do you touch me?

04:51Move aside, brother.

04:52Move aside for a minute.

04:53Go from the middle.

04:54Go from the middle.

04:55Go from the middle.

04:56You call me a pin, guest.

04:57Go from the middle.

04:58Get out.

04:59Get out. Get out.

05:00Bloody fools.

05:01What? What is this?

05:02Go.

05:03What is this?

05:04Go.

05:05Go.

05:06Prem.

05:07Prem.

05:09Prem, come on.

05:11Prem, come on.

05:12Prem.

05:19Hey!

05:22What happened to this idiot?

05:24Another panic attack.

05:26I will go and check.

05:27You wait, okay?

05:29One after the other...

05:30...there are not as many people in a mall...

05:31...as there are in your bungalow.

05:32Let's take Mr. Dharan out somewhere.

05:34Shopping.

05:35And let's take the luggage too.

05:36We will drop him directly at the airport.

05:38But who will convince him to take him out?

05:40I will talk to him.

05:41No, you leave it.

05:44I will do this work.

05:58I hope this Veer doesn't trouble you.

05:59I hope this Veer doesn't trouble you.

06:01If something like this happens...

06:02...then this is my personal number.

06:03Call me.

06:04There is no need for this.

06:06Veer is a good husband.

06:07Hey, you look ahead.

06:09I am not driving a car that I should look ahead.

06:11Why are you looking back?

06:12I am keeping an eye.

06:13On whom?

06:14On the cars coming from behind.

06:15No one should push.

06:16That rear view mirror.

06:18I am also sitting empty.

06:19So what is the need for a mirror?

06:21Sit straight.

06:22Why do you worry?

06:23Why should I sit?

06:24Who will take care of him?

06:26Mr. Dharan.

06:27Actually, Prem is so attached to you...

06:30...that he doesn't want you to have any problem.

06:32That's why he is looking at you.

06:33Oh my God.

06:35My Din Dayal protects me so much.

06:38Who is Din Dayal?

06:39Your security man?

06:40No.

06:41My Doberman.

06:44Prem, look ahead.

06:53Coffee.

06:55Prem, no coffee.

06:56Dr. Verma has said no.

07:02Dr. Verma is our common doctor.

07:04Yes.

07:09Hello.

07:10Yes, Renuka aunty.

07:11Yes.

07:12One minute.

07:13Your call.

07:15Hello.

07:16Yes, Renuka aunty.

07:17How are you?

07:19Veeru.

07:27Didn't you find anything odd?

07:28Odd?

07:29What, brother?

07:31Vidya's phone is on Prem's phone.

07:33Isn't it odd?

07:35Brother, I am getting calls on the phone.

07:37I mean, it will be odd when I get fax on the phone.

07:41Why isn't Vidya's phone on your phone?

07:46Maybe the network is...

07:48The network is full.

07:50Full network.

07:52This...

07:53...isn't Prem's.

07:54It's Veer's mobile.

07:55It's an identical set.

07:56It was exchanged by mistake.

07:57This is mine.

07:58Thanks.

08:00A military coup has just been announced in Lushoto.

08:04A curfew has been announced there.

08:06And the king of Lushoto, Bambata, has been house arrested.

08:09The officials there...

08:11King Bambata?

08:13King of Lushoto?

08:14My friend?

08:16It's okay, brother.

08:17I am sure everything will be fine.

08:18Control yourself, Mr. Dharam.

08:20Vidya, how can you do this to my friend?

08:21Hey, leave me.

08:23I mean...

08:24Leave all this.

08:25Let's go to the airport.

08:26Due to the curfew in Lushoto...

08:28...all the flights to Lushoto...

08:31...have been cancelled for the time being.

08:35How did this happen?

08:36How did this happen?

08:37How will I go now?

08:38How will he go now?

08:39It will be a big problem.

08:40It will be a big problem.

08:42Veer!

08:43Veer!

08:45I mean, Vidya.

08:46Brother won't go.

08:48Brother!

08:49Brother, you won't go.

08:50I won't go, Veer.

08:51Prem!

08:52Brother won't go.

08:53Brother won't go.

08:54Brother won't go.

08:55Brother won't go.

08:56Brother won't go.

09:00I didn't know he loved me so much.

09:04Don't worry about the charter plane expenses, Salil.

09:06What?

09:07Even the charter planes can't land?

09:08How will this work?

09:09You have to do something.

09:10Michael, you are the captain of the ship.

09:11Can you do something and reach Lushoto?

09:13Hello, hello.

09:14Sandhu transport.

09:15Brother!

09:16Can you go to Lushoto?

09:17Togo, Bambata.

09:18Mequisha, Kabisa.

09:20Lushoto, Mimi, Nataka, Guja.

09:22Haraka, Haraka.

09:24Vanya, Haraka.

09:26Forget Haraka.

09:27I have found the route.

09:28That's fantastic.

09:29I have spoken to my agent.

09:31The ferry will leave from Colva beach at 6 o'clock.

09:33It will take them straight to...

09:34Lushoto.

09:36Zanzibar island.

09:37The helicopter will take them straight from Zanzibar to...

09:39Lushoto.

09:41One minute.

09:42Tangana bridge.

09:43The train will take them straight from Tangana bridge to...

09:45Lushoto.

09:47Be patient.

09:48Be patient.

09:49Gora Gora crater.

09:50The land rover will take them straight from Gora Gora crater to...

09:54Say Lushoto.

09:55Lushoto.

09:57And...

09:58How many days will it take?

09:59I have calculated it.

10:00It will take 6 days.

10:01What?

10:02If we leave today.

10:03If we leave tomorrow, it will take 7 days.

10:08Why are you staring at me?

10:10I see.

10:11You are thinking that it will cost a lot.

10:13But Mr. Dharam has no problem.

10:15Rolex, Rolex.

10:17Veer.

10:21A astrologer has seen my horoscope and told me.

10:24That I am going to kill someone.

10:30And unfortunately the victim is from Goa.

10:33And his initials are...

10:36B.C.

10:38Who?

10:39Priyanka Chopra.

10:46Mary.

10:48I have no idea when Mr. Dharam will leave.

10:50You go to my house.

10:51Get some clothes for me and Prem.

10:52Okay, Jhanvi ma'am.

10:53Okay.

10:54Sorry, Vidya ma'am.

10:55Vidya ma'am is Jhanvi ma'am.

10:56Jhanvi ma'am is Vidya ma'am.

10:59Thanks, Jhanvi.

11:01Don't be silly, Veer.

11:12Hello.

11:13Hey, Raniya Mirch.

11:14What did you say?

11:15Go.

11:16Call your two bosses.

11:18I beg your pardon.

11:20What pardon?

11:21Tell them.

11:22Their father is standing in the garden.

11:25Listen.

11:26You give respect.

11:27You take respect.

11:29Okay.

11:30You give me respect.

11:31I will give you respect.

11:34He touched me.

11:35He touched me.

11:37What is happening?

11:38Sir.

11:40Sir, this red shirt.

11:41Very rudely touched me from here to here.

11:43Who is it?

11:45Me?

11:46I am Goli.

11:48Were you a capsule when you were born?

11:50Hey, you don't know me.

11:52When I breathe, the other person dies.

11:56Then don't suck my mouth freshener.

11:59You are taking mine?

12:00You are taking mine?

12:15Mummy.

12:16Mummy.

12:17Take out the shampoo.

12:20Papa.

12:21Papa.

12:22Papa.

12:23Papa.

12:24Papa.

12:25Forgive me.

12:29I will...

12:30Brother.

12:31Goli.

12:32Goli.

12:33Goli.

12:34Goli.

12:35Do you know him?

12:38It's just a formal hello.

12:39Hi.

12:40Hello.

12:41Look.

12:42He is Goli.

12:43Goli.

12:44Hello.

12:45Hello.

12:46Two minutes.

12:47We were about to come to you.

12:48Take it out.

12:51Take it.

12:54The remaining two and a half.

12:55We will be back in half an hour.

13:07What is happening?

13:08Who is it?

13:10These people...

13:12I am the inquiry office.

13:13You tell me.

13:14Brother.

13:15We came to ask for a donation.

13:17Sponsorship.

13:18Sponsorship?

13:20We are going to organize a cricket tournament.

13:22Like IPL.

13:23Like GPL.

13:24GPL?

13:26Goa Premier League?

13:27Yes.

13:31Judge a book by its cover.

13:33Is every book in your library like this?

13:36Go.

13:39Insurance for bald and nose.

13:41Go.

13:42Insurance for nose.

13:45Topu must be playing the glass there.

13:47How will we give the remaining 2.5 lakhs in half an hour?

14:07Where is the tie?

14:11Tie on a jeans t-shirt?

14:13It won't look good.

14:20Where is the maid?

14:22Maid?

14:24Maid has a lot of problems these days.

14:26By the way, do you want it for a short time or for the whole day?

14:31Maid.

14:33Maid.

14:34Maid.

14:36Maid.

14:38Maid.

14:40Maid.

14:43Maid.

14:45Maid.

14:47Maid.

14:56Brother says 2.5 lakhs is here.

14:59This.

15:04Brother says 2.5 lakhs.

15:072.5 lakhs.

15:08Mr. Topu, please give us some.

15:10Veer.

15:12I have 2.5 lakhs.

15:13Why didn't you tell me?

15:15I mean, I don't have money.

15:16But there is one thing in its place.

15:17Expect the unexpected.

15:21It's Rolex.

15:22That too original.

15:23It's worth 2.5 lakhs.

15:24You stole my brother's watch.

15:26Do you want your brother's watch or our shoulders, sir?

15:32Sir.

15:33Good.

15:34Rolex original, 24 karat gold, diamond studded, waterproof.

15:37300 meters.

15:38Yes.

15:392.5 lakhs.

15:50He says 2.5 lakhs.

15:52The remaining 5 lakhs.

15:56After 2 days.

16:02You gave the watch.

16:03But you didn't give the remaining 5 lakhs.

16:04Then we are finished.

16:05Are you mad?

16:06Something will happen.

16:07Have faith in God.

16:08Why are you so relaxed?

16:10Maid.

16:11Sir.

16:12Maid.

16:13Sir.

16:14Will you see my watch?

16:15Watch?

16:17Rolex?

16:18Yes.

16:19Rounded?

16:20Yes.

16:21Diamond studded?

16:22Yes.

16:23I won't see.

16:25Vidya.

16:26Have you seen my watch?

16:27No, Mr. Dharam.

16:29Veer.

16:30I don't know anything.

16:32Strange.

16:33How can it disappear like this?

16:34Brother.

16:36What's the time?

16:37If the watch is missing, how will I tell the time?

16:39That's fine.

16:40But what's the time?

16:43By the way, if you want to see the time, do I have a watch?

16:45It's not 2.5 lakhs, but it shows the time.

16:55Jhanvi.

16:56Jhanvi.

16:57You know what?

16:58We have got sponsors for our show.

16:59Veer.

17:00Veer.

17:01Listen.

17:02Veer.

17:03Veer.

17:04Listen.

17:05You know what?

17:06You know what?

17:07We have got sponsors for our show.

17:08Veer.

17:09Our dream will come true.

17:10Brother Vidya.

17:11Oh, my God.

17:12Oh, my God.

17:13Brother Vidya.

17:14Oh, my God.

17:15What's happening, Veer?

17:16Brother Dharam, when did you come?

17:17I don't know, brother.

17:19Prem's photo frame.

17:20My Jhanvi.

17:21Jhanvi.

17:22Jhanvi.

17:23My Jhanvi.

17:25If she is your girlfriend,

17:27then why was she kissing Veer?

17:29Veer, what is this drama?

17:31Drama?

17:32It's just a drama.

17:33Drama?

17:34Actually, her musical group is doing a cultural play

17:37on 26th January.

17:39She has come for that rehearsal.

17:41She starts anywhere.

17:42Let her say action, silly girl.

17:43But I didn't think she was acting.

17:47But brother, what is acting that doesn't look original?

17:49I mean, she is so talented.

17:51Thank God.

17:52I thought it was something else.

17:53Thank God.

17:54Thank God.

17:55You didn't think it was something else.

17:58Ajay, tell me.

18:00What is the name of this play?

18:06Your girl is mine.

18:07Mine.

18:08Mine.

18:09Your girl is mine.

18:10Let's rehearse.

18:11Let's go.

18:12One minute.

18:13Your girl is mine.

18:15Such a stupid name.

18:18On 26th January,

18:19there should be some patriotic theme.

18:22Love.

18:23Sacrifice.

18:24Country.

18:27There is.

18:28There are three things.

18:31You can see the love.

18:33Country is his father.

18:35And I am sacrificing.

18:36I am the producer.

18:40He doesn't have money to buy bread.

18:42And he wants to be a producer.

18:48Anyway.

18:50Veer.

18:51There is a kiss in the script.

18:53And you kissed her.

18:54No love.

18:55No emotions.

18:56There should be build up.

18:58Brother.

18:59I didn't understand.

19:01You didn't understand.

19:02I will explain.

19:03Move.

19:04Let it be.

19:05Brother.

19:06One minute.

19:07Brother.

19:08He is experienced.

19:09Come here.

19:10Why?

19:11Why?

19:13After getting sponsors for our show,

19:15our dream will come true.

19:17Oh my God.

19:18What did you say?

19:19Anyway.

19:20Love.

19:21What is that dream?

19:23That can only be seen in sleep.

19:25The dream should be

19:27that which makes you sleep.

19:29Veer.

19:30Sleep.

19:31Sleep.

19:32Brother.

19:33Yes.

19:34What is it?

19:35Your phone is ringing.

19:36Where?

19:37In your pocket.

19:38Bloody Roshotu.

19:39Roshotu.

19:40Roshotu.

19:41No.

19:42Ketoto Mepenziwango.

19:43This time brother did too much with Vidya.

19:46Now you understand

19:47how it feels when someone else

19:48shops on your credit card.

19:50Will someone tell me

19:51what is happening?

19:52Suddenly Mr. Dharam came

19:53and thought I was Vidya

19:54and doubled my pocket money.

19:55In short,

19:56I am Vidya from today

19:57and you are Jhanvi.

19:58And before there is

19:59any new problem, go.

20:00Please.

20:01Go.

20:02Don't worry.

20:03It's 2 o'clock

20:04and Venus's position

20:05has become vertical.

20:06So there won't be any problem.

20:07Vidya, please.

20:08Namaste, sister-in-law.

20:17How are you, my rock star brother?

20:19Brother.

20:20Sister-in-law Jhanvi.

20:21What's going on?

20:22Where is Mr. Dharam?

20:23Brother.

20:24He has gone.

20:25Roshotu.

20:26But how did he go like this?

20:27Without any prime notice?

20:28At least tell me.

20:29Idiot, go.

20:30Don't do.

20:31Just chill.

20:32I have prayed

20:33and it was accepted.

20:34Your honour,

20:35I am owner in the bungalow.

20:36Do you understand?

20:37Understand what?

20:38Just chill.

20:39Don't do.

20:40Who are you people?

20:41He is...

20:42He is...

20:43He is Prem's friend.

20:44Oh.

20:45How do you do?

20:46Raghunandan Das.

20:47Govardhan Das.

20:48Don't do.

20:49Don't do.

20:50I am owner of bungalow.

20:54They are mad doctors.

20:56They don't look like it.

20:58Should I get the luggage?

20:59Don't do.

21:00Just chill.

21:01The flight hasn't resumed yet.

21:02But how?

21:03Mr. Dharam.

21:04Veer, I will leave now.

21:05Namaste.

21:06Namaste.

21:07Chotala.

21:10When did you come?

21:12Sir, you are at home

21:14but they are saying

21:15that you have gone to Lushotu.

21:16What is this mad man doing here?

21:18Vidya, come here.

21:20Sir, she is Jhanvi.

21:22Mine?

21:23You also come here.

21:24Sir, she is Jhanvi.

21:25She is Vidya.

21:26Have you gone mad?

21:28She is Vidya.

21:29One mad man

21:30sees all the mad people.

21:33All mad, one mad.

21:34Look alive.

21:35Sir.

21:36Why are you pulling me, sir?

21:37Are you Aladdin's lamp

21:39that I will pull you?

21:41No.

21:42Well done, Dr. Chiraguddin.

21:44Treat me well.

21:45Carry on.

21:46Hey.

21:47He is not a doctor, idiot.

21:48Absolutely correct.

21:50This sofa is not a sofa.

21:51This door is not a door.

21:53This pant is not a pant.

21:54This Ajay Devgan is not Ajay Devgan.

21:56This doctor is not a doctor.

21:58Don't you mind it?

21:59Get out.

22:00Get out.

22:01Veer, take him out.

22:02Jhanvi, come here.

22:03Sir.

22:04Sir, she is not Jhanvi.

22:05Shall I get the luggage?

22:06Just find the shield, son.

22:08Sir, are you going mad?

22:10What madness

22:11have you done, Chotala?

22:12That's why I have called you, doctor.

22:14Take doctor,

22:15and take you mad.

22:17Isn't it, Prem?

22:18Veer.

22:20Veer.

22:21Veer, you have to say it right.

22:22Come on, sir.

22:23Come on.

22:24Get that rascal out.

22:25Get him out.

22:26Come on.

22:27Tell me one thing.

22:28Why is Mr. Dharam

22:29calling Vidya Jhanvi?

22:30What is this, Mr. Chotala?

22:31You meet us

22:32on the fifth day of every month.

22:33And still you are saying this.

22:34Fifth day?

22:35I have come on the first day of the month.

22:38Chotala, what is wrong with you?

22:40You make mistakes on the fifth day too?

22:41He has gone mad.

22:43And she,

22:44she is my Jhanvi.

22:45That's right, Prem.

22:46And she is my Vidya.

22:48She is mine.

22:50You rascal.

22:52I will make mincemeat out of you right now.

22:55Sir, he hasn't gone mad.

22:56You have gone mad.

22:57I have gone mad?

22:59Chotala.

23:00I have broken four noses of my staff.

23:03I think it's your turn.

23:04No, no, no.

23:05Should I get the stuff?

23:06Don't do. Just chill, brother.

23:07Okay.

23:08Wait a minute.

23:09You don't talk to a doctor like this, brother.

23:10Just look.

23:11I am a doctor.

23:12Are you a doctor?

23:13Is he asking or telling?

23:15He is telling.

23:16This is for your treatment.

23:18For your well-being.

23:20Just for your safety.

23:23Give me.

23:25Should I get the stuff?

23:26Should I get the stuff?

23:28Should I get the stuff?

23:29Should I get the stuff?

23:30He is beating me.

23:31He is beating me.

23:32How is he beating?

23:42Sir.

23:44This is Vidya.

23:45I swear on my mother, sir.

23:48That's what I am saying, Chotala.

23:49This is Vidya.

23:50No, sir.

23:51I mean...

23:52Chotala, you are tired.

23:53I...

23:54I mean, you are tired.

23:56You need holidays.

23:58Got it?

23:59Holidays.

24:00Holidays?

24:01Look.

24:02As soon as the flight gets resumed,

24:03inform me.

24:04Okay?

24:05Now.

24:06Okay, sir.

24:07Hey, guys.

24:08Hi, Vidya.

24:09Hi.

24:10Vidya.

24:11Hi.

24:12Hi, Betty.

24:13Hi.

24:14Hi.

24:15Brother, she is Betty.

24:16She is the keyboard player in our band.

24:17Hello, sir.

24:18Hello.

24:19Veer, we are getting late for the show.

24:20Show?

24:21Today is our band's first performance.

24:22Yes, yes.

24:23Let's go.

24:24Let's go.

24:25Brother Dharam, why don't you join us?

24:26Come.

24:27Why not?

24:28I would love to.

24:29Shall we go?

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