Kartik Aaryan's FAMOUS Monologue from #PyaarKaPunchnama2

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00:00You want to talk to me before I go to sleep or after I wake up?

00:02Doesn't it take a whole day for a man to be able to lie down for 2 minutes before going to sleep?

00:06And what is this talk me to sleep?

00:08And okay, I'm willing to do anything to put him to sleep.

00:10But what is this horrible thing that happens in the middle of the night

00:13that he has to talk to me again after waking up?

00:15Baby, it's been an hour and you still haven't called me.

00:16Hey, half an hour is enough for me to wake myself up.

00:19Then a man hugs, brushes, takes a bath, thinks about the day that has started.

00:22Every man has a fundamental right to hug and think.

00:24But no, he has to talk to you even then.

00:26Bro, why do married men always get late for work?

00:29Because those who get up on time, get late to talk.

00:32And those who are sensible, get up late.

00:34Get up, get ready and run.

00:35Just don't have to talk.

00:36And after tolerating all this,

00:38their biggest problem is that they have to talk even after sex.

00:42Are you crazy?

00:43Sex is sex because it's ultimate.

00:45Why do they call climax climax?

00:47Because after that, the movie is over.

00:48After eating sweets, does anyone drink soup?

00:50You know, sometimes I feel they want you to talk them to orgasm.