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  • 18.9.2024

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00:01Big announcement, can I have a drumroll, please?
00:06The drumroll, Lloyd. That's my drumroll.
00:10People ask me, how can I become a great boss? And the answer is having a happy staff that love you.
00:17This is a proper HR nightmare.
00:22As of today, we are all back in the office full time. What? That's not good news.
00:30I'm promoting you to productivity manager. Yes, sir. Do I want to support the vision of my branch manager? At all costs.
00:38Is this the dark web? No, it's not the dark web. Is it, Lizzie? Okay.
00:44The perks of coming to work. Riling up Lizzie, flirting, watching Nick rile up Lizzie. What's his name?
00:51My crow's name is Russell.
00:53Hi, Rusty. How are you, mate? Nick, no.
00:59We lost one of our own last week. Brian died. We were so close.
01:03He's always in my heart. Oh, is he the tall sad one? Yeah. No, he was the short and smiley one.
01:08Yeah, that's what I meant. What nationality is he?
01:10What sexual identity is he? Doesn't feel relevant, does it? Hannah is a riddle swallowed by an idiot and shat out by a moron.
01:17Those people are like family to me and I won't let you throw them out on the street.
01:22The daily commute is killing me. Is someone sleeping in here? No one even knowing about it. It's not a big deal.
01:27It's been four nights this week. It's nothing.
01:30It's the race that stops the nation.
01:34Giddy up.
01:35It's a wake, but I want people to feel awake. I don't want to be on the committee.
01:39I understand that, but you're also the oldest and closest to the end.
01:43So I would really love your buy-in on this event, okay? If I die while I'm still working here, please don't let this happen.
01:49Promoting women into positions of power. That's my mantra, really. I've never heard you say that.
01:54Oh, my back hurts from carrying all my sisters all the time.
02:02Okay, well, I'll see you around. Yeah, you definitely will, because I'll be at my desk all day.
02:07Okay, well, I'll see you there. You will for the next nine hours.