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Proteus - BAN - Kicked on the Nitrous
PROTEUS ALTERED BEATS
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9/17/2024
Proteus - BAN - Kicked on the Nitrous
Vocals : Proteus
Music and Video : Enghis Von Sharklor
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PROTEUS / ALTERED BEATS / ENGHIS VON SHARKLOR / COLEMATICS
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00:00
What are you now, afraid of a little insanity? Since when have we been sane?
00:04
Okay, are you ready for a fucked up story?
00:06
Let me tell you about the time me and Spartacus and Morpheus and Daedalus
00:09
Was getting blasted on Sherman and Medonius
00:11
When we met this scandalous, gorgeous, luscious, promiscuous prostitute from Texas
00:15
We threw her a hundred bucks and shoved her in the Lexus
00:17
Morpheus whipped open his cell phone and called Nostradamus
00:20
Well, please end up the whole wind is on the Himalayas because he's ambidextrous
00:24
He's not the moonshot, he out-prune-yous
00:26
Turn on the back of the future wheel, turn and jet things
00:28
Because he's the Brian of Mount Olympus
00:31
I got revunctious and kicked on the nitrous
00:33
When we arrived to greet us, it was Michael Douglas
00:36
Holding an oil painting of succubus and incubus
00:39
He said, I know this sounds ludicrous
00:41
But we're gonna pay this old ten grand to get fucked by Pegasus
00:43
And perform cunnilingus to an asparagus
00:45
In front of a cardboard stand-up of Richard Dreyfuss
00:48
I screamed, Holy Jesus Christmas
00:50
String me up by the eyelids and beat me over the nuts with a cactus
00:54
Until I blink and take a dump on a canvas
00:56
That's just fucked up and hideous
00:58
The ho said, ten grand hell
01:00
Well, fuck that flying horse even if its cock is enormous
01:03
And go down on that asparagus all day with the speed of a tortoise
01:06
Even if it's covered in fungus
01:07
Dettolet stopped fucking with his laptop and screamed, die of the walrus
01:11
And then out of nowhere we all got teleported to Romulus
01:14
Where we was greeted by an eight-headed walrus called Dr. Terminus
01:18
He whipped open a gap and shot Pegasus
01:20
And the hooker from Texas that ripped out her pancreas
01:23
And then pulled up a car that was amphibious
01:25
That was driven by Les Claypool from Primus
01:28
And in the backseat it was Angus Young
01:30
Guzzling a carton of milk that was homogenous
01:32
While he was dressed up as Christopher Columbus
01:35
I screamed, Holy
01:37
I screamed, Holy Stupendous
01:39
Rhombus Radius
01:40
Meticulous
01:41
Miraculous
01:42
Gluttonous
01:43
Erogenous
01:44
And then out of nowhere it was a hammered hippopotamus
01:46
A herbivorous brontosaurus
01:47
A mediferous brachiosaurus
01:49
And a carnivorous tyrannosaurus
01:51
The noise of them marching in unison was thunderous
01:54
Then out of the sky flew a turquoise octopus
01:56
Treating a thesaurus
01:57
I screamed, I am the villainous
01:59
Membraneous
02:00
Gluttonous
02:01
Cavernous
02:02
Cacophonous
02:03
Villainous
02:04
Diophonous
02:05
Then I looked at a gyrocompass
02:06
A plastic vagina
02:07
Apparatus
02:08
An aborted fetus
02:09
Dr. T from The Muppets
02:10
And a heroin-infected koala bear
02:11
Called Mr. Eucalyptus
02:12
He yelled, Indy, me, me, an inter-fetus
02:15
And then appeared in Indy Woodtall's demonic locust
02:17
Who was just finished killing 18 hookers in Las Vegas
02:20
Who was riddled with every disease known to man
02:23
Who was contagious
02:24
That once fucked a polymorphous
02:26
Wadding sea lion carcass
02:28
In the middle of a three ring circus
02:30
Until he was delirious
02:32
There is no point to this story
02:33
That's obvious
02:34
Just my mind frame
02:35
That is DBS
02:36
To the point it'll render you nauseous
02:44
I'm doing the dance of joy
02:45
To the tempest of music
02:46
On top of a dying beach
02:47
Blue whale
02:48
With Turbo Ted
02:49
I'm at the annual speed face convention
02:51
With Jenna Jamison
02:52
With a rotting cabbage
02:53
Dark tape to the side of my head
02:55
An hour after your daughter's in bed
02:57
I'm throwing pebbles at her window
02:58
Dressed as a teletubby
03:00
Humming We Are the World
03:01
I'm Peter Fankman
03:02
Meet Scars of Tax
03:03
Meet 18 used hand parts
03:05
The lightest school thing
03:06
In the eyes of your girl
03:08
I'm out of this world
03:09
Kicking your grandfather's ass
03:10
And catapulting cauliflower
03:12
I'm doing a moonwalk
03:13
I'm watching Poison Ivy 2
03:15
While asphyxiating myself
03:16
And jacking off into a tube sock
03:18
I walk the walk
03:20
Talk the talk
03:21
Massage your sister's G-spot
03:22
With a carrot
03:23
And ride my mic stand
03:24
Around my apartment
03:25
Like I'm Steven Tyler
03:27
I'm slamming my dick
03:28
Into the sexy curly hair
03:29
From that bitch
03:30
I'm the abysmal
03:31
At the same time
03:32
Watching MacGyver
03:33
Exploding fraud
03:34
Flip flop
03:35
So tacked
03:36
GLA hard lure
03:37
Radical ad word
03:38
With a helicopter gun
03:39
Bananarama
03:40
Means horse manure
03:41
Nazi crackhead
03:42
Humidifier
03:43
Ceiling fan
03:44
Foster garden
03:45
Host Miriam Ward
03:46
Alien ringtone
03:47
And gasoline
03:48
I've seen people
03:49
On Night Court
03:50
To alien sex beef
03:51
Flipping girls' tits off
03:52
And into a swan dive
03:53
Into the Salak pit
03:54
While I'm in the Russian boot
03:55
Doing a submarine
03:56
Slapping an arm and do
03:57
Look at my dick
03:58
I'm putting on lipstick
03:59
And saying I'd
04:00
Fuck me in the mirror
04:01
While spinning around the room
04:02
To Duran Duran
04:03
The closest thing to work
04:04
I've ever done
04:05
Is trying to use a flashlight
04:06
To get a tan
04:07
I'm screaming out my own hand
04:08
While bashing my head
04:09
Against the toilet
04:10
Screaming I wanna die
04:11
The room excube of doom
04:12
Attacks the Persian rug
04:13
As blood floods the sea
04:15
It just paints the sky
04:16
Flowerpot
04:17
Constant rat trap
04:18
Blood pressure
04:19
Except the tank
04:20
Binary schlong
04:21
I'm releasing the crackhead
04:22
While playing volleyball
04:23
On hoverboards
04:24
The gang is gone
04:25
The mind is gone
04:26
The body's weak
04:27
The sheep are killing
04:28
The tarantula
04:29
Or the bloodhound
04:30
Every one of my
04:31
Ex-girlfriends
04:32
Are in the lake
04:33
Clinically insane
04:34
Or under the ground
04:35
The world is drowned
04:36
My mind is on fire
04:37
And the grandfather
04:38
Block is trying
04:39
To eat my soul
04:40
Just to show you
04:41
How crazy I am
04:42
On number five
04:43
The wind next to my head
04:44
Go to the Zanzibar
04:45
Start thinking
04:46
The stripper pole
04:47
I will never get old
04:48
I live forever
04:49
In the land
04:50
Of the giant mutant
04:51
Attack frogs
04:52
It's Brody
04:53
And Stu in the back
04:54
Stroking a giant bat
04:55
Of virgin blood
04:56
And eggnog
04:57
I'm running
04:58
And dabbing headfirst
04:59
Into a glove
05:00
On male bots
05:01
While at the same time
05:02
Playing a kazoo
05:03
I'm sexually harassing
05:04
The farm bitches
05:05
And pizza pizza
05:06
While I'm dressed
05:07
As Gary Gnew
05:08
I'm kicking in the door
05:09
As the C.I.V.C. is screaming
05:10
I am Batman
05:11
And I am here
05:12
I'm shaking
05:13
While staring
05:14
At the sixty pounds
05:15
Or a vodka
05:16
Of the two bottles
05:17
Of Tylenol
05:18
I'm at the York Hill
05:19
Wall
05:20
Looking for jailbait
05:21
While having
05:22
A conversation
05:23
With my dick
05:24
Last night
05:25
I had a nightmare
05:26
Of being chased
05:27
Through a deserted
05:28
Golf course
05:29
By a giant jelly
05:30
Shown on a thirty foot
05:31
High lichemade set
05:32
I'm quick
05:33
To pull out
05:34
The curling iron
05:35
Pointed in the aerial
05:36
By the power
05:37
Of grey skull
05:38
It's Brody
05:39
As Robin
05:40
Senior citizens
05:41
I'm a crack whore
05:42
Give me that ass
05:43
Cause I'd be ready to kill
05:44
Holly hobby
05:45
Seesaw
05:46
Peter Piper
05:47
Strawberry shortcake
05:48
Burgers
05:49
Jack and Jill
05:50
Where the fuck are they?
05:51
Huh, huh, huh, yeah
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