Inanimate Insanity II Episode 9 ''Rain On Your Charade''

Cresi Juarez

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00:00Suitcase? Why are you sitting here all by yourself?

00:12Well, sometimes it's good to be alone for a little while. At least, I think so.

00:18Listen, when we suggested that you steal the battery and everything, I didn't want to make

00:24you uncomfortable, it's just-

00:25I've never been under pressure like that before. Stress that any second someone was gonna jump

00:31out and scream in my face.

00:33What are you doing? Who do you think you are? You're gonna get nothing but what you deserve!

00:37Death! Let death be your punishment!

00:40Yeah.

00:41I know Nickel comes off as strong sometimes, but it's just that he expects a lot out of

00:46us. He believes in us.

00:50Alliance to the end, right?

00:52Yeah, you bet.

00:54Alright, good talk.

00:56Good talk, yeah.

01:07This place is beautiful.

01:09Up here, everything's below us. And we don't need the approval of others. Plus, the sunset's nice.

01:16Yeah, solid. 8 out of 10. Woodwatch again.

01:19Wait, approval? That sounded a little off.

01:23Trust me, there was a time I thought I needed their approval.

01:30Hey OJ, I just figured I'd pop by- I mean, drop by. I figured maybe we could talk it over?

01:39Who knows, maybe you'll change your mind?

01:42No, no, too forceful.

01:45Ahem, how long are you planning on pacing back and forth here?

01:48Oh, hey OJ, I just figured I'd-

01:52Is that a note sheet?

01:55Oh boy, come in for a minute.

02:03Listen, if you want to say something, you've gotta be real with me here.

02:08It was all a game OJ, I was just playing a character. You know, the character that wins.

02:14I didn't mean to burn bridges. Can't we all just start over?

02:19The show can put this pressure on people, and the competition can make you feel this need to take on a role.

02:26In a way, I still do. Mine's sort of the caretaker now. But it's mostly in the past.

02:32The past? Because you got away from it?

02:36Well, yeah. I can understand that it was a game, and what you did. It's not all there is to you.

02:44But almost all these guys, Bomb, Pickle, Pepper, the other one, they didn't play a game.

02:51They really think you're, you know. Why would you want them anyway?

02:56Because it's you guys! We collected lemons, we stood on a cliff, it's gotta be you!

03:02If you never give anyone else a chance, it can only be us!

03:07What?

03:08Uh, you've only done all these things with them.

03:12You have a brand new opportunity to meet people now, and I'm sure at least one of them will accept you.

03:18You've just gotta find them.

03:20Oh, and uh, take this. I'm not a really big fan of the rain, and I know how it feels to be diluted.

03:27It's just gross.

03:29But, I don't want to!

03:31You see? OJ wouldn't let me talk!

03:34Balloon, you can't manufacture an apology like that. It has to come from a place of truth.

03:39It never works! Nobody even cares.

03:43Well, I care.

03:47You just need to believe in what you say. Otherwise, no one will.

04:01Thanks for helping me with this, Mike.

04:03Hey, no problem. I never knew there was such a thing as a triple-sided mop to get to the hard-to-reach places.

04:10This urge to clean is like a bizarre defense mechanism. A spider crawling on my back waiting to bite me!

04:18Uh, yeah. I hated when those happened.

04:22But I realize, you can scrap as hard as you want, but life will never be squeaky clean, you know?

04:29Yeah, I wish I started talking to you a lot earlier. My input isn't really valued by the rest of the team.

04:35Well, on a team, everyone's opinion matters.

04:38And even for yourself, Microphone, you need to listen to your heart, like I'm about to do.

04:43Right now.

04:45Any second.

04:48Here I go.

04:50Nope! I can't!

04:51What?

04:52I've scrubbed my whole life. I can't give it up now.

04:55You see...

04:56Cleaning's my life and when I'm feeling down

04:59Pull yourself together, Microphone!

05:01I can't!

05:02I can't!

05:03I can't!

05:04I can't!

05:05I can't!

05:06I can't!

05:07I can't!

05:08I can't!

05:09I can't!

05:10I can't!

05:11I can't!

05:12Pull yourself together, woman!

05:14Ha!

05:15No!

05:16Thanks.

05:19Welcome to Elimination Time. I know it's your favorite part of the show.

05:23Actually, I find it boring and repetitive.

05:26Well, maybe this will be your last one.

05:29Oh, yeah!

05:31Um, Knife? Have you gone over your sarcasm notes lately?

05:36Um, no.

05:39I have failed you.

05:41This time, the prizes are concert tickets to Spoiled Lemon.

05:45Wow! Those are hard to come by.

05:47Ha! I'm just gonna scalp that ticket online.

05:50You won't be scalping Jack's squat if you're eliminated.

05:53Gasp!

05:54Alright, B-Pad. Let's show the votes.

05:57Sir, I believe Toilet would like to pitch in and show the votes today.

06:01That's right! I made little cards with colored paper and glitter and everything!

06:07You like them?

06:08No! I worked so hard on those! Especially the pink ones! They're my favorite ones!

06:16Okay. Baseball, Knife, Suitcase, and Microphone are all safe.

06:20Too bad Spoiled Lemon went downhill when the lead singer left.

06:24Pssh! Starfruit was an attention hog anyway.

06:27It's down to Soap, Nickel, and Balloon.

06:30B-Pad, show the votes.

06:32As you wish.

06:38Oh!

06:53There must be a mistake! Someone clean his hardware!

06:56I'd do it, but I can't!

06:59Impossible! I always give everyone exactly what they deserve.

07:03Oh.

07:04Wait. Actually, my mistake.

07:07I didn't realize that forcing your teammate to steal kept you in the game, but pointing out the crime, though?

07:13What a disgrace.

07:15What? We didn't force her to do anything. Right, Suitcase?

07:19Yep, whatever you say.

07:20Yep, those are the words of an independent thinker, alright.

07:24You see, Soap, the viewers are carnivorous wolves. They will eat you at the slightest act of rudeness.

07:30Oh, and you're still here?

07:33Whatever. Just remember who your true friends are, Suitcase.

07:36And Mike.

07:38Remember to listen to your heart.

07:44Oh, I thought you were gonna do that thing where the person's in the middle of talking,

07:48and someone knocks them into the portal, and they're all like,

07:51Raaaaaah!

07:53Eh, I got a little tired of that.

07:55Anyway, as for the next challenge, you're gonna have to forgive me.

07:58I've been thrown way off schedule.

08:00I've had a rough lately, you know.

08:02I was sued, tried in court, jailed, brutally sneezed on, and nearly glitched into submission.

08:08But this time, it's gonna be different.

08:10We're taking things low-key.

08:13Oh, so you're saying this is filler?

08:15It's not filler.

08:17It's not filler.

08:22It's just, uh, we're naturally slowing down the pace.

08:26So right now, all of this, you're saying this is all filler?

08:31It's not filler.

08:33If it was filler, there'd be no significant plot developments at all.

08:37However, uh, I've just been informed that Marshmallow, uh, lost her bottle cap collection.

08:45Oh no! Her beloved assortment of caps to bottles!

08:48She's been gathering for ages!

08:50Paintbrush, lightbulb, you gotta help her find them!

08:53I don't even have a-

08:55MEEEH!

08:57MEEEH!

08:59MEEEH!

09:01MEEEH!

09:03MEEH!

09:05MEEEH!

09:08Yes, occupy yourselves.

09:10Now to think of a challenge.

09:11What do you guys think it will-

09:12And you're all gone.

09:13Expected about as much.

09:19I'm trying to figure out why Mephone just blew us off back there.

09:22He doesn't do that.

09:23Sure he does! Didn't you notice he ditched us for the last two challenges?

09:28Well, the first one he was sentenced to jail, and the second one he was sentenced to death, so, eh, you give and take.

09:33That's hardly an excuse!

09:35Well, I'm thinking, maybe, y-you know, maybe. This isn't filler after all.

09:40You know what?

09:41What?

09:42I don't think it means a darn thing, Mr. Overthinker!

09:45Oh, wow. Well, think whatever you convince yourself. I mean, that's what I do, but...

09:49But there has to be a reason the organization is different.

09:52What?

09:53Wait, what if... what's around us is changing, because... we're changing?

10:01Gasp! Look at that! My location is changing! Whoa! Everyone thinks they're a genius.

10:15Dear Mike's Diary, for some reason, Soap got kicked out today, when it really wasn't her time to go.

10:22Nothing much else to say. I would complain some more, but hey, why would you care? You're a book!

10:33Dear Mike's Diary, today I accidentally lost the triathlon. Hope no one holds it against me.

10:38Dear Mike's Diary, I don't always do well in challenges, but they have to understand I sometimes pull through.

10:43Dear Mike's Diary, I may be loud, but I still go under the radar.

10:47Dear Mike's Diary, Dear Mike's Diary, Dear Mike's Diary.

10:51Annoying! Harmful! Random! Useless! Insignificant! Loser!

10:55Stop! What do you want?!

10:58All I want... is to help!

11:02AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

11:09We done? I have no intention of going deaf today.

11:13Alright. Ready to converse in a civilized manner?

11:16All right, what are you doing here, taco?

11:21Microphone, sit down.

11:25Now listen to the story of just how irritatingly pathetic you are, and thereby, how much you

11:30need me.

11:31What did you just-

11:32Microphone, you're loose cannon.

11:34A wild card, if you will.

11:37Will you?

11:38Some may call it diverse gameplay, I recognize it as chaos that must be reigned in.

11:43Take it from last season's loudmouth, yours truly.

11:46Microphone, your moves may be bold, but they should be more precise.

11:51That's where I come into play.

11:53Yeah?

11:54And what will it cost me?

11:56I'm just attempting to make ends meet.

11:5850-50 split of the million.

12:00That's it.

12:01So automatically forfeit half of my winnings?

12:04Nice try.

12:05Microphone, let's face it.

12:07Without me, you'll be left with squat.

12:09Not even a million squats, and you'll shed countless tears regarding what might've been

12:14if you had listened to Dear Taco.

12:18Just think it over, Microphone, all right?

12:20Give it a good think.

12:22Let me know if necessary.

12:24It's your game.

12:25You have so much to gain.

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