- 9/15/2024
The New Adventures of McGee & Me follows Nick's new experiences entering junior high school.
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00:00You
00:30You
01:00Oh
01:26Hey, that is not me, okay
01:30Stop kidding around. Oh
01:34No, not the hair
01:38What is this I look like a like a game show host
01:43Lighten up McGee. We're in junior high now
01:46Gotta get a new look. Don't make a statement be hip hip schmip. I got Elvis hair
01:52Change it back
01:55Okay
02:00What's getting into you kid
02:03What are you talking about?
02:05Ever since you started hanging around with that Rex guy at school. You've been acting different
02:12That's because Rex Rogers who happens to be the coolest guy at Eastfield junior high
02:17It's gonna show me what's cool. In fact
02:21He's coming over in a few in a few what a few you know minutes
02:28If you ask me old Rex is a little too cool for his own good
02:41All I know is if you want to be someone in junior high you've got to be like Rex Rogers
02:58It's a blow-dryer. Hey Rex stir styling big-time
03:06It was with all this kid junk this place looks like mr. Rogers neighborhood
03:14Doodles
03:17Very uncool Nick
03:21Was he calling it
03:27Ah
03:29Men judged by the outward appearance
03:34Cool
03:37What let me see that
03:40men judged by the outward appearance
03:43But the Lord looks at a man's thoughts and intentions ha ha that rooster missed the whole point
03:57Oh, I was just boxing up all this old stuff for the you know the dump
04:02Nick your junior Ranger magazine came in the mail. I hope you don't mind. I cut the recipe for the raccoon cookies
04:09You know I hate to see you rush out, but I think it's time for your four o'clock feeding
04:17What a drag yeah totally juvenile
04:21Why don't we uh study for that u.s. History test it bagged the books dude, what's the study?
04:29Christopher Columbus checked this place out now. We're here
04:34Well we could comb our hair excellent you're catching on
04:44I guess this will have to wait
04:52Oh
05:10No Jamie you can't be our tennis team mascot
05:13Anyway, why would you want to be a mascot for a team that has exactly zero wins this century? Oh lost again? Huh? I'll say
05:21I don't know why they call it love when you don't score any points. It's more like total humiliation
05:27And myself
05:29Hey mom
05:31We're ready to do dinner
05:34Well, I'm almost through doing chicken, then we can eat
05:38So Sarah, it's only like 18 months before I hit the freshman class
05:43Maybe you and me could get together sometime
05:46make some memories
05:48Sure Rex should I pick you up at your house, or would you rather have your mommy drop you off here? Yeah, excellent
05:54Okay, let's eat
05:56Hey, baby
06:00He's excited about the chicken
06:04Hi everybody
06:09Just in time sorry I got a late call at the office, but it was worth it
06:18Nothing like a great meal to celebrate a little great news great news
06:23Patience, oh, let's give. Thanks first
06:32For this meal and the hands that made it we thank you Lord bless our home and our friend Rex amen
06:40So
06:43David mm-hmm the news
06:46well
06:48Nick's principal mrs. Price called me about
06:52next week's 25th annual battle of the bands
06:55The endless summer it's supposed to be like the most awesome battle the school has ever had
07:03Tell me you're not the chaperone
07:05even better
07:06You see 25 years ago when your mom and I were eighth graders at Eastfield the first battle of the bands was our idea
07:13Mm-hmm. It's prehistoric dude. The good news is they've asked us to come back and host this
07:24You're hosting that's right this year's battle of the bands is going to be a Martin family affair
07:38Starting to sound like the endless bummer
07:43Dad's news was like a gnarly wave breaking right on your head
07:50But captain slick and sidekick Nick still think they're the sharpest fins in the pipeline
08:01What about one of these
08:04dude
08:05You got to stop shopping at geeks or us
08:08There's not one designer label in there
08:10Well, well, yeah, but look that's all I Nick it's like this life
08:16It's like one big amusement park now the cool people there on the inside having a cash time
08:22Now the uncle people there on the outside trying to buy a ticket in take a guess where you get your tickets
08:27I don't know junior high dude. That's where your future begins
08:32that's where you either get your ticket in like me or
08:36You're left out exactly
08:39Don't worry about it. I'm here to save you from geekdom
08:43We just may need to go mauling, huh?
08:47Go to the mall
08:50Something still missing. I
08:54Got it
09:06Yours bro
09:25I always keep a spare
09:31Totally non-geeky totally cool
09:36Totally
09:40Thanks to Rex the next day at school I was a new Nick 100% radically cool
09:48Unfortunately, the old Nick caught up with me in about 10 seconds
09:59Wanna go to the computer show Saturday? Uh, no. Thanks. I heard they've got some really cool
10:05Antiviruses look I'm not really in the computers anymore. I'll catch you later, dude, dude
10:12Looking buff dude nice kicks. Thanks, dude. They're real leather. What other kind are there?
10:19Babs Jenkins me my newest a friend Nick Martin. Do I like know you?
10:25Well, well, actually I sit near you in Spanish. Oh, I hadn't noticed
10:30Wow
10:34Hey Philip, why isn't it hanging out with Ken and Barbie?
10:39Got me when did he start wearing black? He looks like Batman. Hey
10:50What's up with Martin that's what we'd like to know
10:55Oh, hi Derek
10:57So Nick in a bag that Nimrod squad you usually hang with and go to the battle with us, right
11:03Really? Yeah, sure, right. Just do
11:07Hard to believe, huh?
11:09Not too many kids can say they hang out with me
11:12later next
11:14Yeah, yeah later
11:28By
11:33The time school was let now everyone just about had it with the next
11:44Nick what's with the new look? Well, what's wrong with it? Is it too cool for you?
11:49No, it's fine. It's just different
11:52Well, I wouldn't expect you like it
11:54Sorry
11:56Yo, Nick, yo Renee. Hey, hey Jordan. Hey, man, ever since you showed me that new 3d thing. My drawings are popping
12:04Thanks. I'm thinking about having a double career
12:07star NFL quarterback and
12:10Computer graphics genius. Yeah, Jordan
12:15So Renee, uh, you guys talked about the battle of the band yet y'all going together or what
12:19Sounds great to me. Hey, how about you Nick? Thanks
12:27Dude
12:30This is Jessica she's gonna go to the battle with us
12:33cool
12:34What are we somewhere on here for? Let's go get ourselves some sodas. Great
12:40Listen next year a little advice
12:43When you're cool
12:45Everybody else is just a wannabe
12:47Very uncool to hang out with the one
12:50Wannabe wanna be what?
13:04Personally I'd like to lock old Rexy in a little room and throw away the room, but I've got a more important mission right now
13:12operation save Nick
13:14a
13:16Little toothpaste and bleach will take that stain right out, honey
13:19Come on, slip off your shirt and I'll take care of it for you and take care of it myself mom
13:24Wow
13:26Okay. Oh
13:28Nick
13:30Guess what?
13:31Your dad doesn't know it yet
13:33But I'm getting out his old saxophone and he's going to be asked to play a little jam session at the Battle of the Bands
13:39Won't that be cool
13:44Great like being hit in the head with a glacier
13:49Good job, Nick. Nice. Well drooled on yourself. That's only a plain white t-shirt commonly known as underwear
13:58McGee this is the only cool shirt I have what about the other one that says cartoons are our friends get real McGee
14:06It might as well say I'm a geek and proud of it you used to love that shirt
14:13Yeah, well that was before you mean before you got cool
14:17Well, yeah kid. You're out of control
14:20That half her brains has made you somebody else you're bagging on your family and all your friends to hang it up McGee
14:29Whoever gave you the right to tell me what to do. Well, I'm your best friend
14:34I'm not so sure of that anymore. Draw me some Q-tips. I thought I heard you say
14:41We're not friends anymore. You did Rex was right
14:46Drawing cartoons are uncool for a guy my age
14:51Cartoons are for kids say it ain't so kid
14:55Say it ain't so just go away
14:58All right, leave me alone McGee
15:03You
15:05You
15:30Now that I cleaned all the kids stuff out of my room and my life I'm awesomely cool
15:36Of course my parents
15:40That's a different story
15:42How do we look Nick?
15:49This is a joke, right
15:52You guys aren't gonna go like that. Are you nobody's wearing costumes?
15:57Of course we are your principal thought it would be fun if we dressed up in a 60s look
16:02Mm-hmm
16:04Well, yeah, but couldn't you guys just wear a peace sign or something?
16:07What's the matter Nick don't want to be seen with half the mamas and papas
16:12Now that you mention it dad I'm gonna walk with my friends Nick I thought we'd go as a family
16:20Mom, I see you guys all the time. Just rather go with my friends
16:25We understand that son. We just assumed that tonight since your mom and I have been asked to be home
16:31That's another thing
16:34Why does everybody have to make such a big deal of this 25-year thing anyway
16:39Come Monday. Every kid in school is gonna be laughing at me and saying there goes Nick son of the world's oldest living
16:48Teeny boppers
17:01Are you embarrassed by us, huh?
17:04It's just not cool to have your parents show up at the biggest event of the year it's the ultimate humiliation
17:14We always said there's some choices we have to let you make on your own
17:19If you don't want to go with us, I guess that's up to you
17:27Try to stay out of your way tonight
17:31You
17:59Rex you are like so tray cool
18:01Hey, dude, when are we going in?
18:03Chill, dude. We'll get around to it.
18:06Meanwhile, there's only one thing I want to do.
18:08What's that?
18:10Be seen, bud. Be seen.
18:12That's what makes life cool.
18:15Right.
18:22Hi, Nick.
18:28Like who was that? Little Miss Muffet?
18:31Friend.
18:33No, you mean former friend, don't you?
18:36Hey, watch this.
19:32Come on, Rex. Let's go.
19:34I spent a whole month's aloneness on this outfit, and I want to show it off.
19:37Let's go. Come on. No, not that way, dude.
19:41That's the entrance for people who have to buy tickets.
19:44Don't we have to buy tickets? No way, bro.
19:47You're with me, remember? Yeah. Cool.
19:52Testing. Testing.
19:55In a few minutes, we'll be ready to start our endless summer battle of the bands.
19:59And I guarantee you, it will be very groovy.
20:10Did you see what Sherry Nettley is wearing?
20:12Don't you just want to gag?
20:22Hey.
20:24She got the Neanderthals.
20:27Can't we go mingle, Rex?
20:29Not if you want to be cool.
20:31You see, if you want to be cool,
20:35you got to find someplace like this.
20:37Let the minglers come to you.
20:39If you want to be seen, you got to stand out in the crowd.
20:44Rex, you mind if I have a little talk with the squid?
20:49Yeah, sure, Derek.
20:51I'm private.
20:57Yeah. Yeah, sure.
21:03What are you doing hanging out with that loser for, Martin?
21:06Loser? He's the most popular kid in school.
21:09When I hang with him, I'm popular, too.
21:12Popular, man? I thought you knew it was important.
21:16I do.
21:20You did. But I'm not sure anymore.
21:27Look.
21:29Just be who you are, man.
21:31These things don't fit you.
21:43Thanks, guys.
21:45And thanks to all our helpers tonight.
21:48Are you groovy guys and gals hip for our big battle?
21:57Okay, then it's my pleasure
22:00to introduce two former Eastfield students
22:03who 25 years ago tonight
22:05started our very first battle of the bands.
22:08Those very special people went on to become husband and wife,
22:11and they're back with us to host tonight's battle.
22:14Please put your hands together
22:16and welcome David and Elizabeth Martin.
22:22Thank you all very much.
22:26You know, Mrs. Price,
22:2825 years hasn't changed this place all that much.
22:31The drinking fountain still doesn't work.
22:36It's a great honor for Elizabeth and me to be here tonight.
22:40In a few moments, we're going to introduce
22:43some of the most talented young musicians in all of Eastfield.
22:47Four bands in all, each doing a 15-minute set.
22:51But before we do that,
22:54as one Eastfield eagle to another,
22:57I'd like to offer each of you a special challenge.
23:01This is one of the most important times in your life.
23:05A lot of what's going to happen to you later on
23:08is going to start right here in junior high.
23:11So get a good start.
23:13Believe in yourself,
23:16your family,
23:18friends who really care about you.
23:20And above all, understand who you are
23:23and what you believe in.
23:25Here, inside.
23:28Be yourself.
23:34And now,
23:37we'll step aside and let the battle begin.
23:40Starting with the moldy oldie that opened the first battle,
23:44taking away the armadillos.
23:46Hold on a second.
23:48David, you're going to either love me or hate me for this,
23:52but will you do us the honor of blowing a little riff
23:55in the first song, just like you did 25 years ago?
24:08Okay.
24:12You guys ready?
24:14Yeah.
24:17Ah.
24:29Who do you think you are?
24:31You better take a look.
24:33Who do you think you are?
24:42Come on, everybody.
24:45I've been wanting you, boy
24:49To walk on down the street
24:53Well, you're so sure of yourself
24:56Looking past everyone you meet
25:00We were friends, so you said to me
25:03But now you treat me like an enemy
25:07Tell me, what have I done to you
25:10To make you want to treat me so crude
25:14Well, tell me
25:16Who do you think you are?
25:18You better take a look
25:20Who do you think you are?
25:22Because it's my heart that does
25:24Who do you think you are?
25:27Hey, you're not so cool.
25:30Nobody wears sunglasses to math anyway.
25:33Yeah.
25:35Just how long do you think
25:39That you can pretend
25:43To be someone you're not
25:47Before your world caves in
25:50We were friends, so you said to me
25:53But now you treat me like an enemy
25:57Tell me, what have I done to you
26:00To make you want to treat me so crude
26:04Tell me
26:05Who do you think you are?
26:07You better take a look
26:09Who do you think you are?
26:11Because it's my heart that does
26:13Who do you think you are?
26:18Oh, hey, dude.
26:20Your dad blows a pretty mean phone for a fossil.
26:24Yeah, he is pretty good, isn't he?
26:27Hey, listen, the three of us were thinking
26:29About sneaking into the flicks later on tonight.
26:32What do you say?
26:34Look, rex, thanks for inviting me and all,
26:37But I don't think so.
26:39And one more thing.
26:41I'm going to go get my bogeys on.
26:50Way to go, martin.
26:55You know, kid, I missed you.
26:58McGee, you're back.
27:00Yeah, I figured you might still need me around.
27:04You know, nick, I think you got it all wrong.
27:08Cars are what's truly cool.
27:11385, dual cams, overdrive.
27:14Watch this.
27:16McGee, what are you doing?
27:18Feeling rubber!
27:20Whoa!
27:22Billy!
27:25Whoa!
27:27Whoa!
27:29Nicholas!
27:31How do you get off of this thing?
27:34Whoa!
27:36Whoa!
27:38Whoa!
27:41Hey, dudes.
27:43I mean, hi, guys.
27:45Do you mind if I hang with you?
27:48Uh...
27:50Guys?
28:00Come on, tell me
28:02Who do you think you are?
28:04You better take a look
28:06Who do you think you are?
28:08Cause it's my heart to touch
28:11Who do you think you are?
28:14Cool, huh?
28:16Well, you're not as cool as you think you are
28:20Who do you think you are?
28:39Whoa!
28:46Whoa!
29:09I guess dad was right.
29:11I think I'm finding out
29:13That true friends think you're really cool
29:15Just like you are.
29:17And you know, there's something
29:19Incredibly awesome about that.
29:38Who do you think you are?
29:40You better take a look
29:42Who do you think you are?
29:51Come on, everybody!
29:54I've been wanting you, boy
29:58To walk on down the street
30:02Well, you're so sure of yourself
30:05Looking past everyone you meet
30:09We were friends, so you said to me
30:12But now you treat me like an enemy
30:16Tell me, what have I done to you
30:19To make you wanna treat me so crude?
30:23Well, tell me
30:24Who do you think you are?
30:26You better take a look
30:28Who do you think you are?
30:30Cause it's my heart to touch
30:32Who do you think you are?
30:35Hey, you're not so cool
30:38Nobody wears sunglasses to math anyway
30:41Yeah
30:43Just how long do you think
30:47That you can pretend
30:51To be someone you're not
30:55Before your world caves in?
30:58We were friends, so you said to me
31:02But now you treat me like an enemy
31:06Tell me, what have I done to you
31:09To make you wanna treat me so crude?
31:13Tell me
31:14Who do you think you are?
31:16You better take a look
31:18Who do you think you are?
31:20Cause it's my heart to touch
31:22Who do you think you are?
31:32Who do you think you are?
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