Stage darma

Funn For All

11/09/2024

Pakistani funny stage darma

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00:00You are a very rude person.

00:05Assalamualaikum.

00:06Walaikum Salam.

00:08You?

00:09Me?

00:10Your praise?

00:11You will be the one to praise me.

00:13Oh, I have to do it?

00:14Yes. Your father has called you.

00:16Oh, I see. Sorry, I forgot that you are here for the proposal.

00:19Yes, your father has called me for the proposal.

00:21He says, come quickly for the proposal. My daughter is pregnant.

00:25I am pregnant?

00:26Yes, the one who is not pregnant at all.

00:29Really?

00:30Will you marry your father?

00:32Yes, of course. But you should know that my father has some conditions.

00:36The person who sings better than my father, my father will marry him.

00:40I have heard of your father.

00:42Oh, he likes you?

00:44Oh, he was going to give me his wife.

00:48He likes me so much.

00:49No problem.

00:50That's fine. My father has to select.

00:52But before that, can you tell me something?

00:55Of course.

00:56Don't worry. I am in that washroom.

00:58Who?

00:59My tabla player.

01:00So, tell me something.

01:02Otherwise, you will really marry your father.

01:05Yes, of course.

01:06Daughters have to sing.

01:07If they are tied to the fort, they will be tied.

01:09No problem.

01:10Sons-in-law are born on Sundays.

01:14If they are tied to the fort, they will stay there.

01:17Don't worry.

01:20Now, tell me.

01:21How many children do you like?

01:23I like two children.

01:25Two children?

01:27Yes, two children are good, right?

01:28They are good?

01:29Yes.

01:30No, there will be five children.

01:31Why?

01:32Two will be good.

01:33Three will be useless.

01:35I have to do my own work.

01:37I like you a lot.

01:39Yes, I like you a lot.

01:41You have a very good personality.

01:42Really?

01:43Yes.

01:44Uncle Gaddu?

01:45Who is Gaddu?

01:46My father.

01:50Father.

01:51Yes.

01:52Aunty.

01:54What kind of father do you like?

01:57He likes me.

01:58You are my real father.

02:00Marry me.

02:02The girl will like me.

02:03How will she like you?

02:04I will marry her.

02:06She will like me.

02:07You said earlier that there will be a competition.

02:09Why will there be a competition?

02:11It's my wish.

02:12I don't care.

02:13There are dead bodies here.

02:14There is no competition.

02:15You are 12 years old.

02:17I am old.

02:18You are beautiful.

02:19You are beautiful.

02:20Take me.

02:22Don't push me.

02:23Don't push me.

02:24Let me rest.

02:26There will be a competition.

02:27Call the girl.

02:29There will be a competition?

02:30Yes.

02:31Wait a minute.

02:32There will be no competition today.

02:33I will prepare for the competition.

02:35I will see if there will be a competition or not.

02:41I told you to leave the work.

02:43Uncle, you are so arrogant.

02:45I told you to marry her.

02:49Call the girl.

02:50There will be a competition.

02:51I told you to leave the work.

02:53Call the boy.

02:54Jimmy.

02:55Jimmy.

02:57Sri Lanka.

02:58Sri Power.

03:04Sri Lanka.

03:05Sri Power.

03:07You sold the guitar and came here.

03:10Yes, sir.

03:12There will be a competition.

03:13There will be a competition.

03:14Yes.

03:15Oh, God.

03:16There will be a competition.

03:17Yes.

03:20These two boys.

03:23Oh, God.

03:25This is a non-religious competition.

03:32It's good.

03:33Are you satisfied now?

03:36Order.

03:38Start.

03:39Friends meet.

03:41Lovers meet.

03:44He lost.

03:45Why?

03:47He started first.

03:50Start.

03:51Start.

03:54Friends meet.

03:56Lovers meet.

04:00Then there is a competition.

04:03Yes.

04:04Then there is a competition.

04:10Uncle, I can't stop him.

04:13You start.

04:15I will sing from the beginning.

04:17No, not from the beginning.

04:20Friends meet.

04:21Lovers meet.

04:25Then there is a competition.

04:27Why?

04:29He started first.

04:31Then there is a competition.

04:34No.

04:36Then there is a competition.

04:37Friends meet.

04:41Stop.

04:53Then there is a competition.

04:55Why?

04:56Friends meet.

04:59Then there is a competition.

05:01What?

05:04You know this teacher?

05:05Yes, I know her.

05:06You bring the breakfast first.

05:09There's so much left.

05:10Compete with me.

05:11Okay, okay.

05:13Come.

05:19Will you give your daughter to him?

05:22The one who has so much left.

05:23She's already a virgin.

05:33He's already married.

05:37May God bless him.

05:39Leave me.

05:40Leave me.

05:41Don't talk to me.

05:43Otherwise, what will I do?

05:45Sri Lanka.

05:46Sri Power.

05:48Sir.

05:49All that's left is for me to slap you.

05:53Sir.

05:54Listen to this.

05:55Listen to this.

05:56You've heard me too.

05:57No, no, no.

05:58No.

05:59He lost too.

06:00I lost too.

06:01Parizad can lose.

06:02You can't.

06:03You can't.

06:05Come.

06:06Parizad, you're weak.

06:09In fact, you're a bad person.

06:11Yes, sir.

06:12There's an item by Ghulam Ali.

06:14Wow.

06:15Is it good?

06:16Yes.

06:17Really?

06:18Yes, yes.

06:19Very good.

06:20Sir, don't worry.

06:22Didn't you sing Ghulam Ali's song before?

06:24Yes, yes.

06:25Great world.

06:26Ghulam Ali.

06:27Sing.

06:28Again.

06:29Again.

06:30Sing it again.

06:31Sing it again.

06:32Sing it again.

06:35Okay.

06:36Style.

06:37In the name of God.

06:38Listen to this.

06:55You're a bad person.

06:57You're a bad person.

06:59Hajiya, I'll give you these.

07:01Go stand in the back.

07:03You can't go around.

07:05Actually, Ghulam Ali's voice has changed.

07:10Does Ghulam Ali sing so he can dance?

07:13Actually, I was just…

07:14What did you do?

07:15What did you do?

07:17Speak softly.

07:18You're spitting here.

07:20These are not spit, these are drops of shabnam, bro.

07:24How did these drops of shabnam come into your mouth?

07:26How did you get it in your mouth?

07:28I got it in my mouth, I got it in my mouth

07:30What the hell is this?

07:32He lost, he lost

07:34He lost, he lost

07:36Wait a minute

07:38Son, come out

07:40Call the girl wherever she is

07:42Yes mom

07:44What happened?

07:46It's like a competition

07:48What happened?

07:50I can't make the right decision

07:52Why?

07:54I am ready to marry you

07:56He will like the princess

07:58No, he will like Chulbul Pandey

08:00Wait a minute

08:02Shut up, princess

08:04Dad

08:06There are villages for girls

08:08Make a decision, you are born in a village

08:12There are villages for girls

08:14That's why I have three sons

08:18Really?

08:20Dad, which boy do you like?

08:22Which boy do you like?

08:24He is the power of girls

08:28Son, he is the one who made you

08:30Sri Lanka, Sipawe

08:34Which boy do you like?

08:36He is a liar

08:38He doesn't know the song

08:40He has cheated me

08:42I know everything

08:44He doesn't know the song

08:46Because he doesn't know how to sing

08:48Dad

08:50He is after my love

08:52He has come to your house

08:54He has come to your house

08:56He doesn't know how to sing

08:58He is a liar

09:00Liar?

09:04He is ruining my love

09:06So that you don't marry him

09:08He is a liar

09:10He is a liar

09:12She is right

09:14We loved each other

09:16You had promised me

09:18That you won't cheat me

09:20The cycle stand outside the US

09:22You can park it there

09:24But son

09:26The way you sang

09:28My heart was shaking

09:30I thought it was a good song

09:32But whatever you did

09:34It was very fitting

09:36I was thinking

09:38That you just suck my tongue

09:42I have served breakfast

09:46I have served breakfast

09:52I have served breakfast

09:54I have served breakfast

09:56I have served breakfast

10:08ohn

10:11I swear

10:13I will never be close to you

10:15Ok

10:15Give me his shirt, I'll listen to him

10:21Son, she's with him now, she's going to her husband's

10:24Ok

10:25I'll give you my underwear

10:29You're walking around with it on your back

10:32Go

10:33I'll become a sweater man

10:34Appa ji, get married

10:35Go

10:36Ok, ok

10:36Go

10:37Get married

10:38Go and run

10:39It's ok uncle

10:41It's ok

10:42Keep the kid

10:44Otherwise the kid will cry

10:47Take him

10:48Go

10:49Don't pray for me, take him with you

10:52Wherever he stays, he'll go to the hotel

10:56Appa ji, I've got a job for you

10:59Ok, you get married and your husband and wife will be happy

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