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00:00:30It's a dream, it's a wedding, it's a tough battle.
00:00:50It's a tough battle. Let's welcome the bride and groom.
00:01:08Bride and groom, please come out.
00:01:10Bride and groom, please come out.
00:01:20Bride and groom, please come out.
00:01:33Kiss.
00:01:35How is it?
00:01:36It's good.
00:01:38The final wedding is no longer a fantasy.
00:01:40Because we are here to accompany you in this tough battle.
00:01:42The best wedding service brand in the world,
00:01:44WWW, and Mel Crossover's Mel's Wedding Series,
00:01:47is officially launched.
00:01:53Hurry up.
00:01:58Can I have a kiss?
00:02:00You don't have to be so serious.
00:02:02Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:02:23The bride and groom are getting changed.
00:02:32Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
00:02:39Thank you to our designer, Mel.
00:02:41And thank you to everyone's favorite CP partner,
00:02:43Che Deng.
00:02:45There's more to come.
00:02:46At this time, we have the fire chief,
00:02:48Chou Chou Hsien,
00:02:49to prepare a series of gourmet food for everyone to enjoy.
00:02:51As well as a series of very precious wedding gifts.
00:02:53Of course, let's welcome the Hong Kong history expert,
00:02:55Dr. Monica Fung to introduce them to everyone.
00:02:57Thank you, everyone.
00:02:59People can have different faces at the same time.
00:03:02And these characters
00:03:03are like people full of vitality.
00:03:05They merge the East and the West.
00:03:07Thank you, Dr. Fung.
00:03:08The reporters are very satisfied today.
00:03:09Although we are a family business,
00:03:10but it's really professional.
00:03:12The special feature is...
00:03:18Yes, we really put a lot of effort into it.
00:03:20Today, I will bring everyone
00:03:22a series of unimaginable...
00:03:23How unimaginable?
00:03:25Hurry up and try it.
00:03:27That's right.
00:03:28It's a chicken egg wife cake.
00:03:30There's also a wife cake chicken egg.
00:03:32Egg tart bun.
00:03:33Bun cake egg tart.
00:03:35But why do we have to eat
00:03:36a chicken egg cake pretending to be a wife cake
00:03:38and a chicken egg pretending to be a wife cake?
00:03:39Because the ingredients are the truth.
00:03:40The taste is an illusion.
00:03:41Cheating is the playground for deceiving the truth.
00:03:44Why are you so persuasive when you talk?
00:03:46Because it's a trap.
00:03:48That's right.
00:03:50Thank you, everyone.
00:03:51Let's go over there.
00:03:52Let's go over there.
00:03:53Let's go over there.
00:03:54I saw you and your team members
00:03:56had a fight on your IG story.
00:03:57Did you two fight back?
00:03:58Yes.
00:03:59There's no turning back.
00:04:00I will start over.
00:04:01I won't let anyone think
00:04:02that I won't give you a name.
00:04:03What's the name of your new team?
00:04:04Che Deng Wang Fei Ku Hu Sam Go.
00:04:08Oh my god.
00:04:11That name is really nice.
00:04:14Che Deng Wang Fei Ku Hu Sam Go.
00:04:17Che Deng Wang Fei Ku Hu Sam Go.
00:04:19Che Deng Wang Fei Ku Hu Sam Go.
00:04:23How do I look?
00:04:26What are you doing?
00:04:27You two haven't been on good terms in the past few years.
00:04:29You two have been focusing on experiments and love.
00:04:31That's right.
00:04:32Then what are you doing here?
00:04:33What are you doing?
00:04:34What are you doing?
00:04:35I'm focusing on my work.
00:04:40Are you okay, Max?
00:04:42It must be the food.
00:04:43I ate too much.
00:04:44I ate too much.
00:04:45That's right.
00:04:46I brought some food for you to cure your hangover.
00:04:49What?
00:04:50I even gave you a name.
00:04:51Only influential people can give you a name.
00:04:53Are you also a Marker?
00:04:55What Marker?
00:04:56His name is Marko.
00:04:57His fans are called Marker.
00:04:59Then my Paul is a Marker.
00:05:02I brought this back specially for him.
00:05:04You are also a Marker.
00:05:05Of course not.
00:05:07No feeling.
00:05:08How can he be handsome?
00:05:09Look at his face.
00:05:10The second brother is even more handsome.
00:05:13I've been studying the taste of food.
00:05:14The taste is really different.
00:05:17I have something to ask you.
00:05:23I just felt that you have some special eyes.
00:05:28Admiration and support.
00:05:30Then I'll make it clearer.
00:05:31Come here.
00:05:35Look out.
00:05:36What do you see?
00:05:38A mirror.
00:05:39It's the future.
00:05:40That's right.
00:05:41Anyway, we are in the post-pandemic period.
00:05:43In short, we are in the post-pandemic period.
00:05:45It's to save money to buy a dream house and get married.
00:05:48So you want your Paul to see that you are married.
00:05:52Dream come true.
00:05:53Destined to be single.
00:05:54I really just work with Mel.
00:05:57Brother.
00:05:59I just hit you.
00:06:00Are you okay?
00:06:01I'm sorry.
00:06:02Are you okay?
00:06:03It hurts.
00:06:04Are you okay?
00:06:05Are you okay?
00:06:06Are you okay?
00:06:07You are okay.
00:06:08That's right.
00:06:09Are you okay?
00:06:10He said that I was okay.
00:06:11I'm okay.
00:06:12I don't understand Cantonese anymore.
00:06:14It's really hard.
00:06:19Stupid Mel.
00:06:20Don't drink so much.
00:06:22If you are not happy, you have to drink.
00:06:25Think about it.
00:06:27If everyone suddenly comes back from Africa
00:06:29and sees you drunk like this,
00:06:31what will he do?
00:06:32He will stare at me.
00:06:33He will sneak out alone.
00:06:36He will fly away if he can't speak.
00:06:38I really care about my brother.
00:06:40That's right.
00:06:41Who did you learn Cantonese from recently?
00:06:43AI.
00:06:44Are you a genius?
00:06:46I don't know.
00:06:47I only know that I am wearing such a beautiful wedding dress today.
00:06:50But it's all your fault.
00:06:54We don't love each other.
00:06:57How about this?
00:06:58Let's find a more beautiful wedding dress.
00:07:00Let's wait for my brother to come back.
00:07:01Let's have a dream wedding here, okay?
00:07:02No.
00:07:03I don't want to play.
00:07:04Okay.
00:07:08Get up.
00:07:10My brother told me that
00:07:11he has thought about it.
00:07:12Maybe...
00:07:13Think about it.
00:07:14Think about it.
00:07:15And Mel...
00:07:17Get up.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:20What's wrong?
00:07:22He is self-absorbed.
00:07:23He said that Mel is now...
00:07:26But he doesn't care.
00:07:28He said that it won't last long.
00:07:30Don't waste other people's youth.
00:07:32No wonder he said that
00:07:33he went to Africa with a photographer
00:07:34to take photos of animals.
00:07:37Come on.
00:07:38Let's get drunk.
00:07:39Let's sing together.
00:07:42Calm down.
00:07:43You don't have to sing when you are happy.
00:07:44When I was very happy,
00:07:46Baby often sang to make me happy.
00:07:49What's going on with the photos?
00:07:50They are already on the street.
00:07:51Why is everyone here?
00:07:52What did he say?
00:07:53He said that his brother sang to make him happy.
00:07:54Does my brother know how to sing?
00:07:55He is a singer.
00:07:57We are all here.
00:07:58Who is here?
00:07:59Let me see.
00:08:00Baby pig.
00:08:01Wait a minute.
00:08:06You are so drunk.
00:08:07Let me help you.
00:08:10Oh.
00:08:11Bye-bye.
00:08:12Oh, right.
00:08:13I have to be a host.
00:08:15Does Monica know?
00:08:16Of course she knows
00:08:17about the surprise proposal.
00:08:19We said that we won't get married.
00:08:21We have to pretend
00:08:22to make the surprise.
00:08:23Does Monica know
00:08:24that the proposal is fake?
00:08:26Of course she knows.
00:08:27She told me about it
00:08:28and I told her about it.
00:08:32Smile, you are here for me.
00:08:36Didn't I tell you
00:08:37that our brand
00:08:38will support you
00:08:39to open a new market in Tokyo?
00:08:40What do you think?
00:08:41Thank you.
00:08:42But
00:08:44it's not good.
00:08:45I want to stay in Hong Kong longer.
00:08:48You know marketing
00:08:49and design.
00:08:50You also know Japanese.
00:08:51You can make money.
00:08:52It's a waste to stay in Hong Kong.
00:08:54And do you know
00:08:55that I was going to Hong Kong?
00:08:58Well,
00:08:59before I give birth,
00:09:00you have to tell me
00:09:01if you are going or not.
00:09:02If you decide not to go,
00:09:03I will go right after I give birth.
00:09:04You are so unfair.
00:09:06What's going on?
00:09:07What's going on?
00:09:08What's going on?
00:09:09When is the next part?
00:09:10Everyone is in a hurry.
00:09:11I'm sorry.
00:09:12Let's eat a tart first.
00:09:13Eat a tart?
00:09:14Hey,
00:09:15can you stop being so
00:09:16ungrateful?
00:09:17What do you mean?
00:09:18You don't have to make it so clear.
00:09:19What?
00:09:20Because...
00:09:35Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks,
00:09:37Monica.
00:09:40Who can replace you?
00:09:45You asked me to teach me
00:09:46how to love.
00:09:47It's a pity that I have to
00:09:48look down on you.
00:09:50Thank you for inspiring me
00:09:51when we broke up.
00:09:52I beg for your forgiveness.
00:09:54I will give you everything
00:09:55you want.
00:09:58You have already
00:09:59made a deal with Monica, right?
00:10:00What?
00:10:01I told you that
00:10:02my proposal was fake.
00:10:04Of course I know.
00:10:05And I told her
00:10:06what I usually say.
00:10:07What?
00:10:08Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks,
00:10:10Monica.
00:10:13Who can replace you?
00:10:18Thanks, thanks, thanks, thanks,
00:10:20Monica.
00:10:23Who can replace you?
00:10:34Who can replace you?
00:10:46Marry me, please.
00:10:48Marry me.
00:10:49Marry me.
00:10:50Marry me.
00:10:51Marry me.
00:10:52Marry me.
00:10:53Marry me.
00:10:54Marry me.
00:10:55Marry me.
00:10:56Marry me.
00:10:57Congratulations to the boss of
00:10:58the public relations company
00:10:59of Chi Tong Tze Long,
00:11:00Bala,
00:11:01for becoming our
00:11:02global first customer
00:11:03of proposal service.
00:11:04Great.
00:11:05Monica,
00:11:06are you surprised?
00:11:07No, I am not.
00:11:09I really didn't expect that.
00:11:11Because actually
00:11:12I and Bernie
00:11:13have the same goal,
00:11:14which is not to get married.
00:11:15But
00:11:16I didn't expect that
00:11:17I have such a good heart.
00:11:21Then why did you decide
00:11:22to use this proposal service
00:11:23for your own happiness?
00:11:26I didn't expect that.
00:11:27I really didn't expect that.
00:11:30I really didn't expect that.
00:11:31I really didn't expect that.
00:11:35So where are you going
00:11:36to get married?
00:11:38Actually, I have a dream
00:11:39since I was a kid.
00:11:41I told him before.
00:11:42Let's test him.
00:11:43Great.
00:11:44No matter where,
00:11:45the most important thing is to use
00:11:46our Web Web Wedding
00:11:47proposal service.
00:11:48Right?
00:11:59Me.
00:12:00It's me.
00:12:01Me?
00:12:02What about me?
00:12:03We have to choose
00:12:04who will be standing
00:12:05by your side
00:12:06as your wife.
00:12:09You two are so stupid.
00:12:12It's fake.
00:12:14It's just a show.
00:12:15You didn't know that?
00:12:18But
00:12:19if you have to choose your wife,
00:12:21you can choose.
00:12:22Monica.
00:12:24Then
00:12:27it must be you, Zhu Zhu.
00:12:29Why?
00:12:33Why?
00:12:37Actually,
00:12:38I won't get married.
00:12:40Unless
00:12:41Brandon really wants to.
00:12:43Then I'll think about it.
00:12:46It's Hai Yan Park.
00:12:52When you were a kid,
00:12:53your dad always took you there.
00:12:55So your happiest memory
00:12:56is always there.
00:12:57How can I forget
00:12:58what you said?
00:13:04Really?
00:13:06I thought it was fake.
00:13:08I planned everything
00:13:09with my brain.
00:13:10I thought about it all morning
00:13:11before I knew how to act.
00:13:12What?
00:13:14I...
00:13:15Yes.
00:13:16I...
00:13:21You said
00:13:22your dad and mom's
00:13:23divorce was a failure
00:13:24and you were scared.
00:13:25But
00:13:26it happened.
00:13:28How?
00:13:30How?
00:13:33I'm so touched.
00:13:38That's good.
00:13:39Good.
00:13:42Good.
00:13:43Good.
00:13:44Baby Zhu.
00:13:45I'm going to marry you
00:13:46with all my heart.
00:13:51Hello?
00:13:53I always thought
00:13:54he was the fastest
00:13:55in Georgia.
00:13:56You know?
00:13:57What?
00:13:58I'm Monica.
00:13:59I'm going to buy chicken
00:14:00and eat it with water.
00:14:01You're really smart.
00:14:03Buy chicken and eat it with water?
00:14:04That's not how you use it.
00:14:06Then how do you use it?
00:14:07It's more like
00:14:08throwing it out.
00:14:10Throw?
00:14:11Yes.
00:14:12Chen He!
00:14:13What?
00:14:16We're getting married next month.
00:14:17What?
00:14:19Brother-in-law,
00:14:20buy chicken and eat it with water.
00:14:21Buy chicken and eat it with water.
00:14:24Okay.
00:14:25If you want to eat it,
00:14:26we'll eat it together.
00:14:32Damn!
00:14:33Brother-in-law,
00:14:34your video is a hit.
00:14:35Everyone is looking for you
00:14:36to be their expert.
00:14:37Can you handle it?
00:14:38Can I handle it?
00:14:39The most important thing is
00:14:40that people think I can handle it.
00:14:41This is really a hit.
00:14:42It's a hit.
00:14:44Monica,
00:14:45someone in Toronto is talking about you.
00:14:46You're famous now.
00:14:47What?
00:14:48Is it really a hit?
00:14:49I'm helping my friend
00:14:50to publish a book.
00:14:51Chu Chu,
00:14:52do you have anything else?
00:14:53Hey, Chen He!
00:14:54Don't think of
00:14:55ruining your wedding.
00:14:56Of course.
00:14:57Hey,
00:14:58there are reporters asking
00:14:59about me and Mel.
00:15:00What should I do?
00:15:01You know how to do it.
00:15:02If you do it right,
00:15:03you can do anything.
00:15:04It's a perfect wedding.
00:15:05Thank you.
00:15:08Smile,
00:15:09I have two things
00:15:10I want to discuss with you.
00:15:11Can you give me some time?
00:15:21Hongdao, Sanko, all over the world.
00:15:22Hongdao, Sanko, all over the world.
00:15:23The flower delivery has arrived.
00:15:24Roger that.
00:15:29Mom.
00:15:30Son.
00:15:31Paul.
00:15:32Li.
00:15:33You're in good spirits.
00:15:34I'm not deaf.
00:15:35Don't talk so loud.
00:15:37I'm sorry.
00:15:38It's a hit.
00:15:39Young man,
00:15:40it's not a hit.
00:15:42Paul's ears are very sharp.
00:15:45What about us?
00:15:47Wow,
00:15:48it's very expensive.
00:15:51What are these?
00:15:53Flowers.
00:15:54Paul's ears are very sharp.
00:15:56His eyes are very dim.
00:15:57The most important thing
00:15:58when we get married
00:15:59is to have a grand wedding.
00:16:00He's not dead yet.
00:16:02It's okay.
00:16:03He's doing well.
00:16:04I heard he had a fight
00:16:05with his e-sports friends.
00:16:06It's okay.
00:16:07It's fate.
00:16:09Fate?
00:16:10What about my daughter?
00:16:11It's okay.
00:16:12They're old.
00:16:13It's not about fate.
00:16:14That means
00:16:15your daughter is not fate?
00:16:16It's okay.
00:16:17No, it's not okay.
00:16:19It means...
00:16:24Wow, there are a lot of bees here.
00:16:25Let's go.
00:16:26No.
00:16:27I heard
00:16:28this is a bee.
00:16:29It won't hurt people.
00:16:31It's just
00:16:32to make people angry.
00:16:37Paul,
00:16:38my daughter and Hei
00:16:39have been waiting for you
00:16:40to make this tea for a long time.
00:16:42I know.
00:16:43I just came back from the hospital.
00:16:45My daughter said
00:16:46she wanted to get married with me.
00:16:47That's why she's in such a hurry.
00:16:49Thank you so much
00:16:50for coming back so young.
00:16:51Don't say that.
00:16:52Listen,
00:16:53my daughter is coming.
00:16:59Wow.
00:17:05It's really a grand wedding.
00:17:08Paul.
00:17:13Slowly.
00:17:14Slowly.
00:17:19Be careful.
00:17:21Aunt.
00:17:22Good girl.
00:17:23Paul,
00:17:24you're awake.
00:17:25I told you I didn't hit anything.
00:17:28I was hit by the gold.
00:17:30You're so lucky.
00:17:33Where's Hei?
00:17:34He's luckier than me.
00:17:35Really?
00:17:44Wow.
00:17:47Paul.
00:17:49Wow.
00:17:50Hei,
00:17:51why are you wearing such a long dress?
00:17:53The wedding is so sacred.
00:17:54So I chose a sacred dress.
00:17:56He tried more than 900 dresses.
00:17:57I don't believe it.
00:17:58This one is much better.
00:17:59I think so, too.
00:18:00It's time to go.
00:18:01Let's have some tea.
00:18:02Come on.
00:18:07Paul,
00:18:08have some tea.
00:18:09I wish you good health
00:18:10and a long life.
00:18:14What's wrong?
00:18:15How old are you?
00:18:16I'm 98 years old.
00:18:17Wow,
00:18:18Paul.
00:18:19I didn't know we got along so well.
00:18:21I thought you were...
00:18:2336 years old.
00:18:24Yes, yes.
00:18:25Good girl.
00:18:26No matter how old you are,
00:18:28I'm happy to have this cup of tea.
00:18:30I know you love me.
00:18:32As long as my daughter gets married,
00:18:34I can sleep well.
00:18:44Dad!
00:18:49I'm 98 years old.
00:18:50It's easy for me to fall asleep.
00:18:52Mom.
00:18:53But don't worry.
00:18:54I've never seen my idol.
00:18:56I'm not going to see your dead grandpa.
00:18:59Did you ask him to come today?
00:19:01Yes, I did.
00:19:02He's so handsome.
00:19:03He's so handsome.
00:19:04He's so handsome.
00:19:05He's so handsome.
00:19:06He's so handsome.
00:19:07He's so handsome.
00:19:08He's so handsome.
00:19:09He's so handsome.
00:19:10He's so handsome.
00:19:11He's so handsome.
00:19:12He's so handsome.
00:19:14I really like him.
00:19:1790 plus 80 equals 98.
00:19:198 years ago 90 plus 30 equals 98.
00:19:21I know.
00:19:22I know 90 plus 80 equals 98.
00:19:23But I can't remember when was 98.
00:19:25That means you forget about me.
00:19:27Yeah.
00:19:27considering my list has value more than my memory chips.
00:19:291200 gig RAM is better than a 12G HDD.
00:19:32What are you talking about?
00:19:33These things have value.
00:19:35Sweethearts.
00:19:38Don't touch that.
00:19:39You have to return it.
00:19:42You threw our wedding doll!
00:19:44I'm sorry.
00:19:44She threw herself, not you.
00:19:46It's your fault.
00:19:47No, it's not.
00:19:48I thought the bride was heavier,
00:19:49so I couldn't pick it up.
00:19:49Then don't pick it up!
00:19:52Why isn't Mel answering her phone?
00:19:53Why don't you go with me to find her?
00:19:55Let's go.
00:20:06What are you doing?
00:20:07Why aren't you changing?
00:20:08I'm waiting for you.
00:20:10We're going down to welcome the bride.
00:20:11You're still drinking?
00:20:13I can't even get the baby back
00:20:14after you two got married.
00:20:17I'm so jealous.
00:20:18Jealous?
00:20:19It's just one shot.
00:20:20It means you can't pick it up.
00:20:22You're the one who's jealous.
00:20:23I'm so jealous.
00:20:26Don't drink so much.
00:20:28Do you remember
00:20:28what you're in charge of today?
00:20:31I don't remember.
00:20:32You're in charge of taking care of Margot.
00:20:34That's right.
00:20:35I can't do it today.
00:20:36You help me take care of Margot.
00:20:38Do it.
00:20:39I can't do it.
00:20:41Why not?
00:20:43I can't do it.
00:20:45You can do it.
00:20:46No, I mean...
00:20:49Actually,
00:20:50he's my brother.
00:20:54I have something to tell you.
00:20:55Go ahead.
00:20:56I lost my wedding ring.
00:20:57What?
00:20:59Let's calm down.
00:21:00Think about it.
00:21:00Where would a normal person put their ring?
00:21:02In my brother-in-law's pocket.
00:21:03Then go find your brother-in-law.
00:21:05What are you doing?
00:21:06Go find my brother-in-law.
00:21:07Are you crazy?
00:21:07When did I become your brother-in-law?
00:21:08Are you crazy?
00:21:09When my brother-in-law got married,
00:21:09of course I had to be his brother-in-law.
00:21:10You never said I was your brother-in-law.
00:21:12It's a trick.
00:21:13It's a trick.
00:21:14I know.
00:21:15It's a trick to attract you.
00:21:16What?
00:21:22Wait.
00:21:23So he's the son of your father's lover?
00:21:26So he's the same father, but a different mother?
00:21:29So he's the same as the first and third brothers?
00:21:32No.
00:21:33The first and third brothers
00:21:33were adopted by the second brother's mother.
00:21:35And then the third brother was born.
00:21:36So he's the same father, but a different mother.
00:21:37Monica and Margot
00:21:39are the same father, but a different mother.
00:21:40The father and the mother
00:21:41who gave birth to their son outside
00:21:42are the same father, but a different mother.
00:21:43So it's the same.
00:21:44It's the same father, but a different mother.
00:21:45Wait.
00:21:46The point is not here.
00:21:48The point is
00:21:49you two have never met.
00:21:51You don't know
00:21:52if he has a sister like you.
00:21:54You used to hate this person.
00:21:55But this person
00:21:56is your only family member in this world.
00:21:59So
00:22:00it's very likely that he will
00:22:02fight you.
00:22:05The point is really not here.
00:22:07I don't understand.
00:22:10My mother always told me
00:22:12that my father loves her more than he loves me.
00:22:14So I love her.
00:22:16I don't care, so I love her.
00:22:18But
00:22:18it's because of her
00:22:19that I remember
00:22:20how my father treated me
00:22:21and my mother.
00:22:24So many years have passed.
00:22:26But I still can't get over it.
00:22:28Then I will think
00:22:32if I really have to get married.
00:22:34This person
00:22:36represents my fear of marriage.
00:22:39Then let's not get married.
00:22:42How can we not get married?
00:22:43Let me tell you.
00:22:44If you fail in this show,
00:22:45you will never be able to raise your head again.
00:22:47As a man,
00:22:48the whole world is a show.
00:22:49The most important thing is that the stage is splendid.
00:22:51Look carefully.
00:22:52Everyone is clapping their hands.
00:22:53As long as you come out, you look good.
00:22:54Even if you don't have a bottom, you can handle it.
00:22:56Besides, we have a lot of families these days.
00:22:57If you get married,
00:22:58the road will be smooth.
00:22:59Now I don't believe it.
00:23:01My third brother
00:23:02has gone down the wrong path.
00:23:03I trained an A.I. before
00:23:04to help me develop the zombie game.
00:23:05But they hired another A.I.
00:23:06to train my A.I.
00:23:07I don't have to do it anymore.
00:23:08It's just a cage outside.
00:23:09But inside of me,
00:23:10it has already become a hole.
00:23:11I don't know how to get back in.
00:23:14I will be a hostess when I get back.
00:23:16I have never had my own private kitchen.
00:23:18I have never been on TV.
00:23:20I have never been like the god of food.
00:23:22In front of some very powerful people,
00:23:24I will make some very powerful dishes.
00:23:25Then I will say some very powerful things
00:23:27to bring back those powerful people.
00:23:29Paul and you
00:23:31haven't changed.
00:23:33Paul?
00:23:35Paul and you?
00:23:38Paul.
00:23:39Okay.
00:23:39Then it's up to the A.I.
00:23:41The show must go on.
00:23:42When will Michael be here?
00:23:45Three more words.
00:23:47Which three words?
00:23:48Fifteen minutes.
00:23:50Fifteen minutes?
00:23:53It's four words.
00:23:55It's three words.
00:23:58It's really hard to be a hostess.
00:24:00Fried rice is a must.
00:24:01Fried rice is a must.
00:24:02The kitchen will not cook
00:24:03a special dish.
00:24:04Do you want to have a look?
00:24:05I will be right back.
00:24:06What is the special dish?
00:24:07It's a missing Cantonese dish.
00:24:08I really want my Paul to be able to eat it tonight.
00:24:20What are you doing suddenly?
00:24:21It's Michael.
00:24:23It's not worth it.
00:24:24It's Michael.
00:24:26What are you doing?
00:24:27Pay for it.
00:24:28Pay for it.
00:24:29Yes.
00:24:29Pay for it.
00:24:30Yes.
00:24:30No time.
00:24:31No time.
00:24:31You have to pay for it.
00:24:33Is Michael here?
00:24:45The reality is too cruel.
00:24:47Yes.
00:24:48There is a big difference.
00:24:49When she does her hair and make-up,
00:24:51she will be back.
00:24:55Let's go back to work.
00:24:57Why don't you take us in?
00:24:58Let's go.
00:24:59Help us.
00:25:04What?
00:25:05She said the food is delicious.
00:25:09The food is specially designed by the bride.
00:25:12It's called scallion pancake.
00:25:20What?
00:25:20She said,
00:25:21are you Mel?
00:25:22It's not appropriate, right?
00:25:25Stop it.
00:25:26What do you want to say?
00:25:29Why are you here?
00:25:30Today is my family's wedding.
00:25:32I like to watch your videos.
00:25:33When I watch your videos,
00:25:34I feel like I'm in Hong Kong.
00:25:37When I get married,
00:25:38I want to eat scallion pancake.
00:25:39You are so lucky.
00:25:40You believe in fate.
00:25:42You don't believe in fate.
00:25:43We can meet here.
00:25:44Wait.
00:25:46Why are you here?
00:25:47It's a live broadcast.
00:25:48Why do you always play that song?
00:25:59Answer me.
00:26:00What song is that?
00:26:01Fatty?
00:26:04Is it wine?
00:26:05Stop.
00:26:06Eat.
00:26:09I can eat more than Fatty.
00:26:11Fatty knows he has a problem.
00:26:13When he's drunk,
00:26:14he thinks he's fine.
00:26:15I've tried it.
00:26:24What are you doing?
00:26:25She forgot her wedding ring.
00:26:28Wait.
00:26:29Help me find it.
00:26:31Oh.
00:26:33I know.
00:26:34It's an attractive formula.
00:26:36I don't know.
00:26:37Will God give you another hint?
00:26:40What is it?
00:26:46No way.
00:26:48Think carefully.
00:26:50In the past two months,
00:26:52you haven't touched it at all.
00:26:56Did you find it?
00:26:58Not yet.
00:27:00Are you okay?
00:27:01We're too tired to find the ring.
00:27:02We'll find it tomorrow.
00:27:05Do you have any more questions?
00:27:06It's so hard to use.
00:27:07How can I know how to use it?
00:27:09I can't find it.
00:27:10It's really broken.
00:27:13I've never seen Marco break anything.
00:27:16It's him.
00:27:19It's like this.
00:27:20What?
00:27:21Just now...
00:27:23What are you doing?
00:27:24What are you doing?
00:27:25Nothing.
00:27:26I want to practice wearing a ring.
00:27:28Why do you want to practice wearing a ring?
00:27:30I'm afraid I can't aim well.
00:27:31So I want to practice first.
00:27:32You don't have to.
00:27:33No.
00:27:34It's better to practice.
00:27:35I can't even aim well when I wear a ring.
00:27:37I'm so touched.
00:27:39It's okay.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:42Left hand.
00:27:44I won't take out the real one.
00:27:45I'm afraid I'll lose it.
00:27:46Yes.
00:27:47I'll use this finger.
00:27:48Okay.
00:27:51That's right.
00:27:52Yes.
00:27:53Okay.
00:27:54I'll go and call someone.
00:27:56Okay.
00:27:58What are you doing?
00:28:00What are you doing?
00:28:01Just now, you...
00:28:03It's like this.
00:28:10What are you doing?
00:28:13Just now, you...
00:28:15It's like this.
00:28:16No.
00:28:17No.
00:28:19Baby pig.
00:28:20It's time.
00:28:21Yes, it's late.
00:28:22What's the matter?
00:28:23The uncles have to leave before they come.
00:28:24I'll take her to the car.
00:28:25Don't be in a hurry.
00:28:26Let's go.
00:28:27Let's go.
00:28:28Call me if you need anything.
00:28:29Okay.
00:28:30Bye-bye.
00:28:31I'll leave now.
00:28:36Anyway, I've packed all the chicken nuggets.
00:28:38I'll have dinner with you tonight.
00:28:39And a bottle of beer.
00:28:41Why don't you tell them?
00:28:42I've only seen them once.
00:28:44How can I remember my brother's ex-girlfriend?
00:28:46You don't understand my relationship with the uncles.
00:28:48Baby pig.
00:28:49Uncle Lu.
00:28:50Congratulations.
00:28:51Thank you.
00:28:52You're so busy, but you're here.
00:28:53Thank you for coming.
00:28:54Don't mention it.
00:28:55You're my brother.
00:28:56Even 90-year-old people come to drink.
00:28:57It's a big bottle of beer.
00:28:59Uncle Lu.
00:29:00Uncle Lu.
00:29:01You're so energetic.
00:29:02Good boy.
00:29:03You know I'm drunk.
00:29:04You have to say hello to me.
00:29:06Monica?
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:10Congratulations.
00:29:11Uncle Lu.
00:29:12Uncle Lu.
00:29:13A few years ago,
00:29:14when I was still an old man,
00:29:16your brother, Hong,
00:29:17came to congratulate me.
00:29:19Yes.
00:29:20My brother had a good dream.
00:29:21It's for you.
00:29:23Uncle Lu.
00:29:24Let the three of us talk.
00:29:25When is it your turn?
00:29:28No.
00:29:29The one on the internet
00:29:31is you.
00:29:33What?
00:29:36There's something
00:29:37I want to tell you very seriously.
00:29:41A few years ago,
00:29:42according to fate,
00:29:46he had an affair
00:29:47with my brother.
00:29:55Uncle Lu.
00:29:58You're so ungrateful.
00:29:59Now the store
00:30:00is selling his wife to me.
00:30:04Get out of here.
00:30:06Brother, help me.
00:30:09You're such a traitor.
00:30:11You ruined my company.
00:30:13You're so powerful.
00:30:14You're so...
00:30:15Brother, watch out.
00:30:16Watch out.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:21You don't know?
00:30:22Uncle Lu and Uncle Lu
00:30:23can't be on the same team.
00:30:25When you and Uncle Lu
00:30:26started a business,
00:30:27didn't your wife leave?
00:30:28It was because Uncle Lu robbed her.
00:30:30Uncle Lu robbed her.
00:30:31Uncle Lu didn't know what to do.
00:30:33After my father found out,
00:30:35he started a fight.
00:30:37A fight?
00:30:38I know.
00:30:39I hit him in the head
00:30:40with a stick.
00:30:41He kept turning.
00:30:42How do you know this?
00:30:43I'll ask Dr. Yan.
00:30:45No.
00:30:46Didn't you see my son?
00:30:49What about Uncle Lu?
00:30:50He's dead.
00:30:52It's none of your business.
00:30:53He's sick.
00:30:54I know.
00:30:55He's sick.
00:30:56It's none of your business.
00:30:57Stop them.
00:30:58Everyone.
00:30:59I'm sorry.
00:31:00Brother Li said
00:31:01he wanted to tell you something.
00:31:04Yes.
00:31:05You said you wanted to tell us
00:31:06something seriously.
00:31:07I wanted to tell you seriously.
00:31:13There are a lot of bees here.
00:31:14Be careful.
00:31:15I'll send Sister-in-law out.
00:31:18What did he say?
00:31:19He said there are a lot of bees here.
00:31:20There are a lot of bees here?
00:31:22Does that mean no one will turn around?
00:31:24It's just a fight.
00:31:25Don't.
00:31:26Don't.
00:31:29When I was a kid,
00:31:30I married my mom and came here.
00:31:32At first, my uncles didn't like me.
00:31:33They said I looked like a swan.
00:31:35I didn't know what they were talking about.
00:31:37Uncle Lu always told me
00:31:38I looked like a swan.
00:31:40Everyone said I was good.
00:31:41When I was a kid, I rode a swan.
00:31:43I didn't mind when I found out.
00:31:45I really didn't mind.
00:31:47I didn't turn against them.
00:31:50I understand why you were so afraid of them.
00:31:52I was afraid of them.
00:31:53It's two different things.
00:31:56But how long are you going to keep it a secret?
00:31:58I've only seen them once in a few years.
00:31:59Maybe it's a way to keep it a secret.
00:32:01Will it be an option to keep it a secret from me in the future?
00:32:04Silly pig.
00:32:05Why would I keep it a secret?
00:32:13How long did you say the car was?
00:32:14Five minutes.
00:32:15It might be different if you look closer.
00:32:19Yes, four minutes.
00:32:20What?
00:32:22Nothing.
00:32:23My back hurts.
00:32:24I want to lie down.
00:32:39Don't touch me.
00:32:40I'm scared.
00:32:43Why are you so cute?
00:32:44Why are you twisting your body?
00:32:45Is there something wrong?
00:32:46No.
00:32:48What?
00:32:51You're crazy.
00:32:54Calm down.
00:32:55I don't want you to leave like this.
00:32:58Then I won't leave.
00:33:00I'm going to look for Piggy.
00:33:02Stop playing.
00:33:03The car is almost here.
00:33:04Piggy.
00:33:13Uncle.
00:33:14Congratulations.
00:33:15Piggy.
00:33:16Your face is injured.
00:33:17No one punished me.
00:33:18No one punished me.
00:33:19Piggy.
00:33:20Uncle.
00:33:21I need to go to the bathroom.
00:33:24Piggy.
00:33:25Your brother-in-law
00:33:26took advantage of your sister-in-law's room
00:33:28to wear your brother's red shoes.
00:33:32What do you mean by wearing red shoes?
00:33:33We saw Lai.
00:33:34What time?
00:33:35He messed up with your brother's daughter.
00:33:36What?
00:33:38I messed up?
00:33:39There are many definitions of messing up.
00:33:41But the two of them really hit each other.
00:33:43Then...
00:33:44It's not a big deal.
00:33:46You're like a football player.
00:33:47After the ball is in the net,
00:33:48they will hug each other.
00:33:50You won't say that Macy messed up with Fernandes.
00:33:52Right?
00:33:54Don't listen to what they say.
00:33:56Monica
00:33:57sounds like
00:33:58Yanghua.
00:34:00Brothers and sister-in-law
00:34:01are like half-brothers and half-sisters.
00:34:03If there is something wrong,
00:34:04you will be punished.
00:34:05This is our family's rule.
00:34:07Your brother-in-law's family name is Li.
00:34:08Don't mess with him.
00:34:09I'll tell you the truth.
00:34:11Actually,
00:34:12my brother and my brother-in-law
00:34:14like the same sister at the same time.
00:34:18The Monica you saw just now
00:34:19is not Monica.
00:34:20She is Monica's step-sister.
00:34:21Two brothers
00:34:22have a relationship with two sisters.
00:34:24My brother's couple broke up.
00:34:25My brother-in-law's couple is still together.
00:34:27Then why did my brother's couple break up?
00:34:29Yes.
00:34:30Yanghua is her surname.
00:34:32Then she must be Monica.
00:34:33Yes.
00:34:34Really?
00:34:35Yes.
00:34:36Why?
00:34:37Why?
00:34:38Really.
00:34:39Because her name
00:34:40is Monica.
00:34:41But people don't know the difference.
00:34:42So they call her Monica.
00:34:44What's her name?
00:34:45It's also Monica.
00:34:46Say it again.
00:34:47What?
00:34:48It's hard to remember.
00:34:49Just call her Monica.
00:34:50But
00:34:51don't call her sister
00:34:52in front of her.
00:34:53They will be embarrassed.
00:34:54It's good to be a sister.
00:34:56That's why
00:34:57I supported Li early on.
00:34:58Li,
00:34:59don't worry.
00:35:00From now on,
00:35:01no one will dare to call you
00:35:02Li.
00:35:04Good boy.
00:35:07Come and say hello.
00:35:11Hi.
00:35:12Then I won't keep you waiting.
00:35:13This is my girlfriend,
00:35:14Monica.
00:35:15Hello, Monica.
00:35:16I can't say hello if I drink too much.
00:35:17I'm going to look for my bride.
00:35:19Okay,
00:35:20close the door.
00:35:21Let's eat crab meat noodles.
00:35:28I'm going to buy the ring now.
00:35:29Are you crazy?
00:35:30Just buy it.
00:35:31What?
00:35:32I don't even remember
00:35:33what I look like.
00:35:34Okay, I'm leaving.
00:35:35You should go.
00:35:36Don't get married.
00:35:37I got $2,000 from your wallet.
00:35:38Pay me back this time.
00:35:39Okay.
00:35:40Come here.
00:35:47I found the ring in the lobby.
00:35:48She found it.
00:35:49What?
00:35:50She found the ring in the closet.
00:35:51What?
00:35:52Maybe she forgot
00:35:53because she was too safe.
00:35:59Hey,
00:36:00this is delicious.
00:36:01This is mine.
00:36:04These two
00:36:05are called Ha Ha Ha Gow
00:36:06and Xiao Xiao Xiao Mai.
00:36:07Ha Ha Ha Gow
00:36:08is because it has three Ha's
00:36:09and three Mai's.
00:36:10I'm telling you.
00:36:11Can't you hear what you're saying?
00:36:13Because when I was young,
00:36:14my father always talked to me.
00:36:16I'm telling you.
00:36:19Your father is
00:36:20so right.
00:36:21Wait a minute.
00:36:23Where did I see you?
00:36:25You have to face me.
00:36:26Okay.
00:36:27Obviously,
00:36:28you're pretty.
00:36:29What should I call you?
00:36:34I told you,
00:36:36you can't flirt with
00:36:37that girl in this world.
00:36:39It's me.
00:36:40Why?
00:36:42I'll kick your ass.
00:36:44Why?
00:36:45I don't remember.
00:36:47Hey,
00:36:49did you flirt with her
00:36:50like this just now?
00:36:51Hey,
00:36:52even if it's really flirting,
00:36:53it's a different kind of flirting.
00:36:54I usually look at her things,
00:36:56so I flirt with her naturally.
00:36:57This is called natural flirting.
00:36:59You
00:37:00make her feel uncomfortable.
00:37:01This is called
00:37:02flirting.
00:37:03That means you admit it.
00:37:04Hey,
00:37:05I can't hide here.
00:37:06The connection is really bad.
00:37:07Bye bye.
00:37:08You're so mean.
00:37:09You little scoundrel.
00:37:15Thank you.
00:37:16Can I take the ring with me?
00:37:17Don't worry.
00:37:18We'll take care of it.
00:37:19It's really a one-hit wonder.
00:37:20I'm sure I can make it.
00:37:21The only ring
00:37:22of the right size in Hong Kong
00:37:23can be bought by me.
00:37:24It can explode in my head.
00:37:25In fact, there are these...
00:37:28What are you doing?
00:37:30No way.
00:37:32Help!
00:37:34The number you have dialed
00:37:35is not in service.
00:37:36The number you have dialed
00:37:37is not in service.
00:37:38Please leave a message
00:37:39after the tone.
00:37:40Over.
00:37:41The number you have dialed
00:37:42is not in service.
00:37:43Please leave a message
00:37:44after the tone.
00:37:48Hey, man.
00:37:50Hey, Hiu Hiu.
00:37:51Thank you for coming to the show.
00:37:53You know San Lo?
00:37:54Nice to meet you.
00:37:55You really don't recognize me?
00:37:56You're the entertainer Hiu Hiu.
00:37:57How can anyone not recognize you?
00:37:58I'm your cousin.
00:37:59We played together when we were kids.
00:38:00Cousin?
00:38:02It's been a long time.
00:38:03Yeah, it's been a long time.
00:38:06The son of Four E.
00:38:07Ah Man.
00:38:08Oh!
00:38:09Wei Man, I remember.
00:38:10Wei Man is my son.
00:38:11I'm Jun Man.
00:38:12Oh!
00:38:14We used to play Gameboy together
00:38:15and then the one with the smiley face.
00:38:17I'm the one with the smiley face.
00:38:19Oh!
00:38:20The smiley face Jun Man.
00:38:21You're so famous now
00:38:22that I can't recognize you.
00:38:23I know.
00:38:24I know you didn't ask me to come.
00:38:25What?
00:38:26I'm an old cousin.
00:38:27I have a heart but no patience.
00:38:28I came to see you this time
00:38:29to help you with a big project.
00:38:31Nine Stars.
00:38:32It's been eight years.
00:38:33Really?
00:38:34I can't wait.
00:38:35Sorry.
00:38:36Sorry.
00:38:37Hello?
00:38:38Hello, Mr. Chan.
00:38:39A pretty girl just picked up a ring.
00:38:40Is it the one you said fell off?
00:38:41Okay, okay.
00:38:42It's mine.
00:38:43I'll be right over.
00:38:44We'll talk later.
00:38:45Those guys are all over the world.
00:38:46Mr. Loo said he'd leave
00:38:47if he didn't get a report.
00:38:48Over.
00:38:49I know.
00:38:50Hold on.
00:38:51Marco.
00:38:52Help me out.
00:38:53Give me a performance.
00:38:54I'll pay whatever you want.
00:38:56Hey.
00:38:57Are you sure you want to be the host?
00:38:59I'm the host.
00:39:00I don't have a choice.
00:39:01Shut up!
00:39:06Help!
00:39:08Is anyone here?
00:39:11Help!
00:39:13I'm sorry.
00:39:14I want to get married!
00:39:16What happened today
00:39:17just makes me want to get married!
00:39:22I'm fine.
00:39:23I'm coming.
00:39:24Okay.
00:39:25You'll get the job done.
00:39:26Lure the pig.
00:39:27Don't worry, the groom will be here soon.
00:39:29Did he really leave?
00:39:30No.
00:39:31How could he?
00:39:32Did you tell him?
00:39:33No.
00:39:34How is that possible? You can even find the ring here.
00:39:37I almost forgot that I put it in the closet.
00:39:42Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:39:44This is for the bride.
00:39:45I'm the bride.
00:39:46No, the bride should wear the groom's clothes.
00:39:48The groom's clothes are for the bride.
00:39:49The bigger one is for you.
00:39:51The smaller one is for him.
00:39:53I don't understand what you're all talking about.
00:39:57I know, I know.
00:39:58Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:39:59What?
00:40:00Don't touch me.
00:40:04Don't touch me.
00:40:10Zhu Li, Zhu Li.
00:40:11What's wrong?
00:40:12We're getting married today.
00:40:13Don't frown.
00:40:15You shouldn't frown either.
00:40:17If I frown,
00:40:18Hei can be a little more afraid of me.
00:40:20He can be a little nicer to you.
00:40:22Even if my mom frowns,
00:40:24she can frown all day.
00:40:26Zhu Li.
00:40:35Thank you.
00:40:36I forgot to introduce you.
00:40:38Don't worry.
00:40:39A handsome guy just came to get it.
00:40:40Why did you give it to him?
00:40:44Hello, everyone.
00:40:46Thank you all for coming.
00:40:48Let's welcome the newlyweds.
00:41:05Congratulations.
00:41:13You're not Chen Hei.
00:41:14It doesn't matter to me.
00:41:16The most important thing now is a good show.
00:41:34Thank you.
00:41:50Let's welcome the newlyweds.
00:41:55Who is the bridegroom?
00:41:57It should be Li.
00:42:05Marco.
00:42:07Marco, congratulations.
00:42:12Marco.
00:42:14What picture is this?
00:42:16Dad, you're famous now.
00:42:18Famous?
00:42:20More famous than Zhe Yan?
00:42:21Although I don't like him that much.
00:42:24Li, I heard someone calling Marco.
00:42:27I'm not Li.
00:42:28Babe.
00:42:31Do you know I like you very much?
00:42:33I like you, too.
00:42:34And look at this.
00:42:36Let's go.
00:42:38Marco.
00:42:46When everyone is here,
00:42:48you can be alone with me.
00:42:52I'm not alone now.
00:42:54Then don't be alone.
00:42:58Okay.
00:43:00Newlyweds, ID please.
00:43:02I gave it to you.
00:43:03I know.
00:43:05Chen Hei, please show me your face.
00:43:16You're beautiful.
00:43:20I know.
00:43:23Let's continue.
00:43:25Newlyweds, stand up.
00:43:26Before you get married,
00:43:27please show your marriage certificate.
00:43:38Zhe Yan, here's your marriage certificate.
00:43:41I'm Chen Hei.
00:43:43I'm Chen Hei.
00:43:45I'm here to propose to you.
00:43:51Zhe Yan.
00:43:56I'd like to witness
00:43:59that I, He Jia Nan,
00:44:10would like you, Chen Hei, to be my husband.
00:44:19Okay, let's exchange the ring.
00:44:22Why is your ring so small?
00:44:38Why is your ring so big?
00:44:40Why is your ring so big?
00:44:50He Jia Nan, Chen Hei.
00:44:51You are now officially married.
00:44:53Chen Hei.
00:45:08The wedding ceremony will now begin.
00:45:17Mom.
00:45:18Dad.
00:45:21Cheers.
00:45:25We'll get married after this.
00:45:29Let me introduce you.
00:45:30You know her.
00:45:31She's my cousin, Hiu Hiu.
00:45:33Sit.
00:45:37I don't know.
00:45:38She's the best in the entertainment industry.
00:45:39She's been doing a lot of things.
00:45:40She's been doing a lot of things.
00:45:42She's been doing a lot of things.
00:45:44She's also been doing a lot of things.
00:45:45She's been doing a lot of things.
00:45:47Next week,
00:45:48I'll be holding a book fair in Machung.
00:45:51So many books will be there.
00:45:52Yes.
00:45:55Your dream wedding in Haiyang Park
00:45:57has come true.
00:45:58What?
00:45:59It just so happens that
00:46:00Hiu is working with you in Haiyang Park.
00:46:02It just so happens that
00:46:03he wants to find a matchmaker for you.
00:46:04It just so happens that
00:46:05he wants to find a matchmaker for you.
00:46:06Why don't you get married?
00:46:07Why don't you get married?
00:46:08I'm not that stupid.
00:46:13We're getting married in three months.
00:46:14We're getting married in three months.
00:46:15Three months?
00:46:16That's too long.
00:46:17How about two months?
00:46:18That's too long.
00:46:19I'll make a phone call.
00:46:23Anyway,
00:46:24I'll give you both
00:46:25the best thing.
00:46:29Which two?
00:46:35You got rid of Chi Peng?
00:46:38I was a little excited that night.
00:46:39I was a little excited that night.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41Chi Peng is a pig.
00:46:43What?
00:46:45What?
00:46:49I don't have a baby.
00:46:51Do you not want to marry me that much?
00:46:53Do you not want to marry me that much?
00:46:54I want to marry you even if you don't have a baby.
00:46:55No, no, no. I'll say it again.
00:46:56You can answer me honestly.
00:47:00Have you ever said
00:47:04you don't want to marry me?
00:47:05I want to.
00:47:07I want to marry you.
00:47:08I want to marry you.
00:47:14I want to, too.
00:47:18Two months from now,
00:47:19we'll be together forever.
00:47:39Mom.
00:47:58Brother,
00:47:59I was going to ask the kitchen
00:48:01to make you an aphrodisiac.
00:48:03But they can't.
00:48:05I'm sorry.
00:48:06I know.
00:48:08I told the kitchen not to make it.
00:48:11You're a good girl.
00:48:13I don't have America anymore.
00:48:16You spent so much money for me.
00:48:17It's not worth it.
00:48:19You think for me.
00:48:20I'm very happy.
00:48:22But what I want most
00:48:25is for you to think for yourself.
00:48:38Two months later
00:49:01You have a wound on your side.
00:49:03Did I ever give you a painkiller before?
00:49:05Very thorough.
00:49:06What's the problem?
00:49:08I
00:49:32Wanted to eat god I see how you fuck Santa Clara
00:49:38♪♪
00:49:44We just moved in.
00:49:46♪♪
00:49:48I'm just messing around with the marriage certificate.
00:49:50♪♪
00:50:04Come dance with me.
00:50:05♪♪
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00:58:15Come on.
00:58:45I've arranged a chance to help you make money.
00:58:49As long as you take a good look at it tonight,
00:58:51our future is right here,
00:58:54right after 7 o'clock.
00:58:58What does that mean?
00:58:59After the park is closed,
00:59:01we can hold a party.
00:59:032, 4, 6.
00:59:04You can hold any event you can think of.
00:59:06It's going to be awesome.
00:59:08That good?
00:59:13This is a gift from the king to his bride.
00:59:14The ring is a set.
00:59:17And your press conference.
00:59:18I've asked a bunch of top YouTubers to come.
00:59:20But you have to make some noise.
00:59:22So I want you to announce one more thing.
00:59:23Get your popularity back.
00:59:26What is it?
00:59:30Hey.
00:59:31I don't want this.
00:59:32But they really want this.
00:59:34If you don't get your career back,
00:59:35how are you going to chase after Zhu Zhu?
00:59:36You said it.
00:59:37Dreams come true.
00:59:38You're doomed.
00:59:39You're doomed.
00:59:40You're just a fool.
00:59:43I'm also doomed.
00:59:49Ta-da!
00:59:50Why is there a huge pair of wings?
00:59:51They are angels.
00:59:54Hold on.
00:59:55They are mermaids.
00:59:56That's right.
00:59:57They are mermaid angels.
00:59:58Lu Fu not only designed this elders' dress.
01:00:01He also gave you this mermaid paradise
01:00:03so you can turn into a mermaid to come to this temple!
01:00:05How can there be fish bones in my wedding?
01:00:08This is an ocean park.
01:00:09You're feeding me fish bones.
01:00:14I know what to do.
01:00:15Hey, hey, hey.
01:00:16That's just an illusion.
01:00:18They're promoting the real estate market.
01:00:20There's a coffee shop and a cafe.
01:00:22I can't. I can't accept it.
01:00:25You can't accept it, or...
01:00:27Yeah, I can't accept it either.
01:00:30I'm the bride, I have to act too.
01:00:36It's not a big deal. I can handle it.
01:00:39I'm going to talk to Uncle Lu.
01:00:57Monica, do you have time?
01:00:59There's someone who wants to see you.
01:01:01Give me two words.
01:01:02Oh, give me two words.
01:01:06Ten minutes.
01:01:08Ten minutes?
01:01:09That's three words.
01:01:11Yeah, it's two words.
01:01:16I'm really cold.
01:01:20Did you tell him I'm his sister?
01:01:22No.
01:01:23He said he was grateful that you invited him to sing.
01:01:32Take a seat.
01:01:37Help yourself.
01:01:40So you're treating us to a meal we paid for?
01:01:45Business is more important.
01:01:47I'm doing this because my bad dad
01:01:50is blackmailing me.
01:01:50He won't let me eat until I'm full.
01:01:51Otherwise, I can only eat one meal a day.
01:01:53Why are you looking at your dad all of a sudden?
01:01:58I'm very touched by childhood memories.
01:02:01Childhood memories?
01:02:02Yeah.
01:02:02My dad used to hit me when he was drunk.
01:02:05He even forced me to work as a waiter
01:02:06and deliver goods for his shop.
01:02:07The shop is like a mountain.
01:02:08There are a lot of cliffs. It's very dangerous.
01:02:09Every night, I would hold his head
01:02:11and ride his bike
01:02:12to wander around.
01:02:14No!
01:02:15Use more formalities.
01:02:17That's just right.
01:02:18He also said that my eight-character poem
01:02:19can help him make his career famous.
01:02:21So he forced me to practice martial arts.
01:02:22One year later,
01:02:23he even asked me to get a mud bath
01:02:24to go back to his house to wash my hands.
01:02:28Do you think I'm stupid?
01:02:30I've watched Chinese Heroes.
01:02:33It's Feng Yun.
01:02:34Mel loves this one.
01:02:39Forget it.
01:02:40I don't know how to lie.
01:02:42My dad really loves me.
01:02:47Let me ask you.
01:02:48When you were in elementary school,
01:02:49how much money did he give you?
01:02:50$100.
01:02:51$10 for me.
01:02:52Where did he take you to travel when you graduated from middle school?
01:02:53Australia.
01:02:54For me, it's Macau.
01:02:54Where did he take you to see fireworks on New Year's Eve?
01:02:56Tsim Sha Tsui.
01:02:57There was also a nightclub.
01:02:58For me, it was watching TV.
01:02:59How many times did he take you to Hainan Park?
01:03:06Not even once.
01:03:11When I was young,
01:03:11he told me that the ads were cheating.
01:03:13There was no Hainan Park in Hong Kong.
01:03:15When I grew up,
01:03:16he kept saying that
01:03:17the animals' park,
01:03:18the Kowloon Park,
01:03:19and the swimming pool
01:03:19were all in Hainan Park.
01:03:20Do you think I was a three-year-old?
01:03:22I was nine years old at that time.
01:03:24I forced him to go to China.
01:03:26He told me later
01:03:27that
01:03:33Hainan Park belonged to his older sister.
01:03:35He wanted to keep it for her.
01:03:38Yes, I got everything from him.
01:03:41But he kept the Hainan Park that I wanted the most for you.
01:03:45He never let you go.
01:03:48Why don't you let him go?
01:03:58So...
01:03:59...have you ever thought of finding me?
01:04:00So, have you ever thought of finding me?
01:04:03I'm asking you.
01:04:04Have you ever thought of finding me?
01:04:06I'm asking you the same.
01:04:07Have you ever thought of finding me?
01:04:11Of course.
01:04:13You know that I'm your family.
01:04:16You know that I'm your family.
01:04:23Don't call me your sister.
01:04:24You can't accept it.
01:04:27♪♪
01:04:36Arthur.
01:04:38♪♪
01:04:46♪♪
01:04:53Arthur!
01:04:55It's me!
01:04:57It's me!
01:05:03It's me!
01:05:05It's me!
01:05:07It's me!
01:05:09After our marriage,
01:05:11the most important thing is
01:05:13we are both beautiful.
01:05:15Yes, we are not old enough.
01:05:17Yes.
01:05:21Meow.
01:05:23It's me.
01:05:27Hey, hey, hey.
01:05:29Calm down.
01:05:31My brother and my husband's brother
01:05:33like the same girl. Isn't it too complicated?
01:05:35Your brother likes the girl's boyfriend
01:05:37who is her sister's ex-boyfriend
01:05:39and her husband's brother.
01:05:41Isn't it too complicated?
01:05:43A singer in a wedding
01:05:45is flirting with her husband's brother's girlfriend.
01:05:47Isn't it too complicated?
01:05:49I have something to ask you.
01:05:51What is it?
01:05:53Your brother said he can't tell you.
01:05:57Pretty girls, look this way.
01:05:59Yes, smile.
01:06:01Do you remember us? Monica's ex-colleagues.
01:06:03Tracy, you always want to win over
01:06:05Marco and Laura Fang.
01:06:07I'm really happy for her.
01:06:09My wife is worth it.
01:06:11Thank you!
01:06:13So beautiful!
01:06:17Good job!
01:06:19Yeah!
01:06:21You're a good driver.
01:06:23Who asked you to be a driver?
01:06:25You're a good driver.
01:06:27It's over.
01:06:29It's over.
01:06:31Ladies and gentlemen,
01:06:33it's over.
01:06:37Uncle, Uncle.
01:06:39Laura has forgiven me.
01:06:41She's been waiting for me for decades.
01:06:43Beyonce once said,
01:06:45if you wait for a signal,
01:06:47you can put on a beautiful makeup.
01:06:49I have an idea.
01:06:51For example...
01:06:57So beautiful!
01:07:03So beautiful!
01:07:05Thank you.
01:07:09Hi!
01:07:11Hello, everyone.
01:07:13I'm a beautiful angel.
01:07:15What's up with this guy?
01:07:17So romantic!
01:07:19Angel!
01:07:21Angel.
01:07:23My new look is so classy,
01:07:25so cool!
01:07:27Since we're so cool,
01:07:29let's dance.
01:07:31Hero meets his foe.
01:07:33Can you dance?
01:07:35We have a choreographer.
01:07:37Hi, everyone.
01:07:39I'm the famous choreographer, Golo!
01:07:41This is easy.
01:07:43♪♪
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01:37:59Hello, my name is Chen Hei.
01:38:14Hello, my name is Zhu Zai Bin.
01:38:29My name is Chen Hei.
01:38:42Mom.
01:38:44I told you, you're not doing the right thing.
01:38:46I'm not a good boy.
01:38:47I know.
01:38:49So I know a lot of people don't love me.
01:38:51It's good that you know.
01:38:52Then I'll...
01:38:53Mom.
01:38:54Actually, as long as the people I love love me, that's enough.
01:39:24Okay.
01:39:31Handsome.
01:39:42What's wrong?
01:39:43Nothing.
01:39:44I just realized that beer tastes better.
01:39:48Cheers.
01:39:55I love you.
01:40:04You can write?
01:40:08Open the door.
01:40:09I can't get out.
01:40:10Can you go further?
01:40:14I'm flying to Japan tomorrow.
01:40:17See you at the airport.
01:40:25Please leave the message after the beep.
01:40:29台語註明中
01:40:38You can't even see it from here, what do you think you're doing?
01:40:41Don't worry, Yu-Zhu.
01:40:43I'm right behind you.
01:40:51You left in such a hurry. I'm so mad.
01:40:56Yu-Zhu, don't be like that.
01:41:05How did you know?
01:41:07He told me.
01:41:09What? You said your boyfriend left in such a hurry.
01:41:11You're so upset.
01:41:13Don't make them upset too.
01:41:16It's okay to say goodbye to a family.
01:41:19But you have to say it yourself.
01:41:29Be careful when you go to Japan alone.
01:41:33I'm not going to Japan.
01:41:35I'm going to Africa.
01:41:41I want to see him.
01:41:44No matter what happens in the future,
01:41:47if you say goodbye,
01:41:50you have to say goodbye.
01:41:52Do you know what song I'm thinking of?
01:42:22I miss you so much.
01:42:24I miss you so much.
01:42:26I miss you so much.
01:42:28I miss you so much.
01:42:30I miss you so much.
01:42:32I miss you so much.
01:42:34I miss you so much.
01:42:36I miss you so much.
01:42:38I miss you so much.
01:42:40I miss you so much.
01:42:42I miss you so much.
01:42:44I miss you so much.
01:42:46I miss you so much.
01:42:48I miss you so much.
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01:42:52I miss you so much.
01:42:54I miss you so much.
01:42:56I miss you so much.
01:42:58I miss you so much.
01:43:00I miss you so much.
01:43:02I miss you so much.
01:43:04I miss you so much.
01:43:06I miss you so much.
01:43:08I miss you so much.
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01:43:12I miss you so much.
01:43:14I miss you so much.
01:43:16I miss you so much.
01:43:18I miss you so much.
01:43:20仍最愛是你 堅定支持因愛你 總夾萬里 心跟你飛
01:43:29今天你請尊重 寂寞你便當來 來填滿眾把臂
01:43:35一起四飛 行也一起
01:43:40一起四飛
01:44:11做到湯汁一起煮到香噴噴
01:44:14先可以做到外面色澤澤澤
01:44:18一對新人準備做一條三飛
01:44:20你們幾乎做八次
01:44:21救救我 救救我
01:44:27時裝嘅嘢係主觀㗎啦
01:44:28好似麥當勞個
01:44:32時裝嘅嘢係咁主觀㗎啦
01:44:33好似麥當勞
01:44:36麥當拿
01:44:41麥當拿
01:44:43好無聊呀我哋
01:45:10I know you want to know me
01:45:11Look at me you love me
01:45:13I know you want to know me
01:45:15她跟佢講一套做夢
01:45:17I know you want me
01:45:18她跟佢咁樣亂睇相望
01:45:21I know you want me
01:45:22佢佢佢佢俾手帶千斤
01:45:24I know you want me
01:45:25佢你返水返海告莊
01:45:28我願這要命人間美麗
01:45:31讓你動情是有理
01:45:35我六成斷腸想你
01:45:38可想不起
01:45:41Oh my god
01:45:42Give me the world
01:45:43I'm so handsome
01:45:44Oh my god
01:45:45Give me the world
01:45:46I'm so handsome
01:45:48Look at me you love me
01:45:50I know you want to know me
01:45:51Look at me you love me
01:45:53I know you want to know me
01:45:54身髮也亂亂嗎
01:45:56機關寫下對嗎
01:45:58淚臉嗎
01:45:59黑房裡同床擁吻嗎
01:46:02幻想同媽媽
01:46:04雙手不發淚嗎
01:46:08Oh my god