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00:00When Rusty and Especial come out, we go picnicking.

00:12Now, little Vic, remember the talk we had about respecting other people's boundaries?

00:17Maybe Lester and Special don't want to have a picnic.

00:21Why? We have cheese, two of these, and two of these for Especial.

00:26Why won't any of these buttons work?

00:29Ow! I keep pressing them, but nothing happens.

00:32Hey!

00:40Sorry. Sorry about that.

00:42Are you deliberately trying to drive me crazy, Potanski?

00:47Hey!

00:53Mr. Rusty, we go picnicking with you and Special.

00:58We have cheese, two of these.

01:01Leave me alone.

01:03I just need to press the button again.

01:11Your family is a menace to the neighborhood.

01:15You should all be locked up.

01:19Come on, Berkeley. It's time for us to go to jail.

01:21It's about time that beast dog went to prison.

01:26No, no, no.

01:28Berkeley's just helping Madeline with her pet convict therapy thingy.

01:32Could you try pressing the buttons on the remote again?

01:35We need to shut off Lester's car alarm.

01:42Sorry about that.

01:46This is Nick and Norm, the infamous Gumball Bandits.

01:51They've robbed more Penny Candy Machines than any other inmates in history.

01:55Yeah, and once we get out of this place, we're going to rob a whole entire candy store.

02:00Perhaps we should start by analyzing your vestments.

02:04I don't have a vestment.

02:06I don't have a vestment.

02:08I don't have a vestment.

02:10I don't have a vestment.

02:13Perhaps we should start by analyzing your values.

02:17What do you consider to be the most important thing in your life?

02:20Candy!

02:21Sugar, say, the warden promised us candy if we signed up for this therapy thing.

02:28Yeah, I'm sick of eating sugar packets from the cafeteria.

02:32No problem. How about some licorice whips?

02:36Nice.

02:38You must like bubblegum.

02:45Sorry, that's all I have.

02:47But the dog ate all of it. We didn't even get one piece.

02:52Oh, I do have some banana flavored lip balm.

02:59Bananas, my favorite.

03:02Why don't we leave Berkley here while I take you over to the hardened criminals?

03:07Great. I just read a new article on puppet therapy for repeat offenders.

03:12Now don't leave Nick and Norm's side until I come to get you.

03:16Be sure to shower them with love.

03:33Oh, that's classic.

03:37Oh, I'll have to get a copy of the security tape.

03:41I'm determined to get these guys on World's Funniest Convicts.

03:46I'm so sorry about that. It's my fault. I shouldn't have said showered.

03:50It's one of the many words like dig that Berkley takes too literally.

03:54He thinks he's helping.

03:57Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

04:00Maybe we can ask him to share the banana lip balm.

04:05No. We can use the dog to help us escape.

04:13Okay, dog. Pull us up.

04:17Sayonara, suckers.

04:19Why don't you just announce our escape to the internet?

04:23Why don't you just announce our escape to the entire prison, lame brain?

04:29Come on, doggie. Use that nose of yours to sniff out some warm outside air.

04:35Oh, and let us know if you see the warden.

04:37You think anyone can handle chain scraping?

04:41No, but I can imagine they can hear you shouting.

04:48Run!

04:53Run!

05:11Okay. Hop to it, dog.

05:17I don't think he understood you, boss.

05:20You don't say.

05:23Okay. I want you to dig a tunnel under the prison to the outside.

05:29When you're all done, come get us.

05:40Sayonara, suckers!

05:53I see the light! I see the light!

06:00Hurry up and get out, Nimrod.

06:02What are you waiting for, an invitation?

06:13You're just in time, boys.

06:17The attack dogs can use some real criminals for their training exercises.

06:22Get us out of here!

06:33I don't think the dog's actually helping us, Norm.

06:37Brilliant observation, Brainiac.

06:39We just need to think up the right plan.

06:44Maybe he could just get us the keys to our cell.

06:48That's the stupidest idea you've had all day, swine!

07:00Sayonara, suckers!

07:06What's that?

07:08Sayonara, suckers!

07:13Wow, that was easy.

07:15I can't believe nobody's noticed we left.

07:20Norm?

07:21Quiet, Nick. I'm devising a plan.

07:23Okay, okay. We need an escape vehicle.

07:27Huh?

07:32This dog is a genius!

07:34Yeah, yeah. Just get in. We gotta get out of here!

07:39Help! It won't start!

07:43All right! Let's make a quick getaway.

07:48Watch your speed! You're trying to get us killed!

07:51I'm not driving! The dog!

07:53You're trying to get us killed!

07:55I'm not driving! The dog is!

07:57Well, take the wheel!

08:09We're locked in!

08:15This is the last straw. I'm calling the police!

08:20Shelf, you have to hide us.

08:29This is all your fault!

08:31My fault? Don't blame me! Blame that bad dog!

08:36All right, Nick and Norm. We've got you surrounded.

08:39Come out with your hands up!

08:41We can't!

08:42We're stuck!

08:44Looks like this little dog is a hero.

08:48What a good dog!

08:51Berkeley's doing such a good job with you two.

08:55I think I'll just leave you in there for a while and let him guard you.

08:59Oh, no! Please take us back, Wooden!

09:02I'd rather be covered in honey and dumped into an ant pile

09:06than spend one more second with that animal!

09:13We promise! We'll be good!

09:18Really good, Dennis!

09:20We'd rather go back to jail than stay here with the dog!

09:29Oh, dear!

09:31Don't worry, Mrs. Potanski.

09:33I think a little more pet therapy is just what these boys need.

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