It's Showtime: Mga komedyante, nakisaya sa "Throwbox" (September 7, 2024) (Part 1/4)
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00:00What's up, Maddox People!
00:14Eh, eh, eh!
00:18We're Maddox People!
00:20Eh, eh!
00:22What's up, Maddox People!
00:26It's showtime!
00:28Yes, Mata People!
00:29Kawaii-kawaii naman kayo!
00:33Ayun sa madlang testigo,
00:35ang bilis ng mga pangyayari
00:37dahil wala silang nagawa,
00:39kundi mag-enjoy
00:40at magipagkulitan
00:41ngayong tamalian.
00:43Pero ge-eat naman ng ating mga bisita
00:45nandito sila para magbigayaliw
00:47sa lahat ng madlang people.
00:49Kasi it's showtime!
00:51Yes, Mata People!
00:52Kawaii-kawaii naman kayo!
00:54It's showtime!
00:56Ayun sa madlang testigo,
00:58ang bilis ng mga pangyayari
01:00dahil wala silang nagawa,
01:02kundi magipagkulitan
01:04ngayong tamalian.
01:06Pero ge-eat naman ng ating mga pangyayari
01:08dahil wala silang nagawa,
01:10kundi magipagkulitan
01:12ngayong tamalian.
01:14Ayun sa madlang testigo,
01:16ang bilis ng mga pangyayari
01:18dahil wala silang nagawa,
01:20kundi magipagkulitan
01:22ngayong tamalian.
01:24At ang free style!
01:26It's showtime!
01:28Boom!
01:30At ang free style!
01:32It's showtime!
01:34Boom!
01:36May perebang tayo nalang
01:38Walang mga halalandin
01:40May perebang tayo nalang
01:42Walang mga halalandin
01:44At lakad na nating magkakilalang
01:46At lakad na nating magkakilalang
01:48Kailangan ang pinansamahan
01:50at tuluyan
01:52Di ba nakakapantaka
01:54kahit ilan na pa silang dumaan
01:56dahil pa rin
01:58nang kansasaluhan
02:02Do you want contents mo
02:04ah, kita tayo
02:06alas 4
02:08sa coffee shop dyan sa pando
02:10At may purulungang hoes mo
02:12sagot mo na
02:14ang kwento
02:16sagot mo naman ang kabin
02:18Pag-inagap sa'yo
02:20May ipatanong na rin sana
02:23Ako, best friend
02:25Pwede bang tayo nalang?
02:27Wala namang halang, diba?
02:31Ano kaya, ano kaya
02:33Tayang lalawa
02:34Best friend
02:36Pwede bang tayo nalang?
02:38Shoot na shoot naman tayo, diba?
02:42Parang mananap ng iba
02:45Sa isa-isa rin na
02:47Paano tayo nagsusumungan?
02:50Nagpasabay ng kwento
02:52Tapos naging ok tayo
02:55Iyang tapos natawa
02:58Mali-mali, wala ba tayo dalawa?
03:03Naging isip mo rin ba?
03:05Ako, best friend
03:07Pwede bang tayo nalang?
03:10Wala namang halang, diba?
03:13Ano kaya, ano kaya
03:15Tayang lalawa
03:17Best friend
03:18Pwede bang tayo nalang?
03:20Pag-inagap sa'yo
03:22May ipatanong na rin sana
03:24Ako, best friend
03:26Pwede bang tayo nalang?
03:28Wala namang halang, diba?
03:31Ano kaya, ano kaya
03:33Tayang lalawa
03:35Best friend
03:37Pwede bang tayo nalang?
03:39Wala namang halang, diba?
03:41Ano kaya, ano kaya
03:43Pag-inagap sa'yo
03:45May ipatanong na rin sana
03:47Ako, best friend
03:49Pwede bang tayo nalang?
03:51Wala namang halang, diba?
03:53Ano kaya, ano kaya
03:55Tayang lalawa
03:57Best friend
03:59Pwede bang tayo nalang?
04:01Pag-inagap sa'yo
04:03May ipatanong na rin sana
04:05Ako, best friend
04:07Pwede bang tayo nalang?
04:09Wala namang halang, diba?
04:11Best friend
04:13Pwede bang tayo nalang?
04:15Pwede bang
04:17Pwede bang tayo nalang?
04:19Wala namang halang, diba?
04:21Pwede bang
04:23Pwede bang
04:25Pwede bang
04:27Pwede bang
04:29Oh
04:31Ah
04:33Pwede rin namang hindi
04:35This time I'm not gonna let you slip away This time I'm not gonna let another day go
04:54by Without holding you so tight Without treating you so right
05:02This time I'm not gonna let go of your love This time I promise I'll rise above it all
05:16I'm not gonna let you go I'm gonna give you my all
05:23This time I'm gonna give you my all
05:37This time
05:46I promise I'll rise above it all
06:02Matlab people! Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
06:09It's showtime!
06:14Matlab people!
06:17It's a Saturday!
06:35Congrats, Kimi!
06:43Matlab people! Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
06:51It's showtime!
06:54Matlab people! Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
06:59It's showtime!
07:02Matlab people!
07:05It's showtime!
07:09Matlab people!
07:12It's showtime!
07:15Matlab people!
07:18Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
07:23It's showtime!
07:26Matlab people!
07:29Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
07:33It's showtime!
07:36Matlab people!
07:39Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
07:42It's showtime!
07:45Matlab people!
07:48It's a Saturday!
07:51It's showtime!
07:54Matlab people!
07:57Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
08:00It's showtime!
08:03Matlab people!
08:06It's a Saturday!
08:09It's showtime!
08:12Matlab people!
08:15It's a Saturday!
08:18It's showtime!
08:21Matlab people!
08:24It's a Saturday!
08:27It's a Saturday!
08:30And we won't quit!
08:33And we won't stop!
08:36And we won't quit!
08:39And we won't stop!
08:42And we won't quit!
08:45Happy Saturday!
08:48Let's give it up for Freestyle!
08:51It's showtime!
08:54Let's go!
08:57Let's go!
09:00Happy weekend!
09:06Come on!
09:11Yes, happy weekend to all of us!
09:14Let's all wake up happy and full of hope!
09:17We deserve to be stress-free this weekend!
09:20And we can use this moment to make new happy memories!
09:27Freestyle?
09:30No, I don't know how.
09:35What style is this?
09:38I'm the manager!
09:41Matlab people!
09:44You can go back to the past!
09:47Are you sure?
09:50I just read it.
09:53You can go back to the past!
09:56For some nostalgia feels!
09:59The 90's iconic OPM band!
10:02Freestyle!
10:05Thank you!
10:08Let's give it up for Matlab people!
10:11What's up, Matlab people!
10:17Thank you, Ralph!
10:21One of the best songwriters in the country!
10:27Take me back to the 90's!
10:30Take me back is your bar!
10:36What's your name?
10:39Take me back to the CKB Center!
10:42Gameboy Adore is my bar!
10:45Let's invite Freestyle!
10:49Take me back to the 90's and early 2000's!
10:52This time!
10:55Thank you!
10:58And their new song, Best Friend!
11:01Dedicated by Kareel Kai Raya!
11:04Because they're best friends!
11:07Bestie is best friend!
11:12Talk to us!
11:15It's a funny story.
11:18We were sitting for a whole night.
11:21You were sitting for a whole night?
11:24Yes!
11:27But this is the story of one of our friends.
11:30Maybe they're looking for someone else.
11:33But they're the one!
11:36Don't go too far!
11:39But you have to ask!
11:42Sometimes you can, sometimes you can't.
11:45But you won't know if you don't ask.
11:48For the best friends,
11:51you shouldn't just be best friends.
11:54What kind of question is that?
11:57Literal questions!
12:00It's good that you made it clear.
12:03I'm nervous.
12:06Bestie!
12:09It's a different bestie.
12:12It's like asking,
12:15do you know who my friend is?
12:18Do you know who my friend is?
12:21It's like that.
12:24Best Friend!
12:27Invite the amount of people to check out your new single.
12:30The amount of people!
12:33Please check out Best Friend!
12:36It's available on all platforms.
12:39And if you want to check out our schedule or new music,
12:42because that's just one of many new songs
12:45that we're preparing for all of you.
12:48Especially for our contribution to OPM.
12:51OPM is alive because of all of you.
12:54President of OPM.
12:57And vice president.
13:00New president.
13:03Best friend of the basketball player.
13:06Lebron James.
13:09Check out Lebron James.
13:12It's easy.
13:15Freestyle.Philippines
13:18There's Instagram, Facebook, YouTube, TikTok.
13:21Our website is FreestylePhilippines.com
13:24Let's get connected.
13:27This song is so fun.
13:30Thank you so much.
13:33Freestyle!
13:36Check out their showtime online.
13:39They're here with Christina, Nikki, and ACNY.
13:42Hey guys!
13:45And of course, congratulations
13:48to Gil Chu!
13:51For your nomination at the Content Asia Award.
13:54Thank you so much.
13:57Thank you to Dream Keep.
14:00Thank you to Linlang.
14:03Thank you for sending me to the Content Asia Award.
14:06Thank you for representing the Philippines so well.
14:09You're so beautiful.
14:12You're so amazing.
14:15You're so international.
14:18Your talent and your beauty, I love it.
14:21There's money for free.
14:27It's so fun.
14:30It's a great experience.
14:33I'm so proud to be in the Philippines.
14:36I love ABS-CBN.
14:39You'll walk on the red carpet.
14:42It's an amazing experience.
14:45I'm glad I didn't miss the chance.
14:48I'm so proud of you.
14:51MC said, you deserve it.
14:57Thank you for welcoming us.
15:00Did the shoes fit?
15:03Yes.
15:06If you sleep, you'll be able to measure it.
15:09If you wake up, you won't be able to measure it.
15:12It's just a dream.
15:15Ryan's jacket.
15:21I got it from a TV head.
15:24You look like an actor from Taiwan.
15:27I'm so happy.
15:30I can't forget it.
15:33Thank you for my gown.
15:39Your Majesty, Queen VG,
15:42USA concert tour, September 20,
15:45Saban Theater, Los Angeles, California, September 21,
15:48Bala Casino, Bala, California, September 28,
15:51Gold Coast Casino, Las Vegas, Nevada,
15:54and September 29, Choctaw Casino, Durant, Oklahoma,
15:57for tickets and more information, log on to
16:00starmediaentertainment.com.
16:03I'll see you there.
16:10You gotta lick it.
16:20You ain't nothing but a hot dog.
16:28My heart goes sha-la-la-la-la.
16:39Let's dance.
16:42Crazy people from different eras,
16:45young nineties, Jeff Rocks, Y2K,
16:48or the time of Bahamas.
16:51Let's go back to the past and manifest
16:54the luck in the boxes.
16:57This is Throwbacks.
17:00Throwbacks, it's the Throwbacks.
17:03Throwbacks, it's the Throwbacks.
17:07Throwbacks, we might go back.
17:10Throwbacks, let's travel back in time.
17:16I want to dance, but I can't keep up.
17:23Maxo!
17:36Oh!
17:37Oh, my God!
17:38Oh!
17:39Oh!
17:40Oh, my God!
17:43First, what is that?
17:45Are you putting me in an effect?
17:47Am I going to get caught?
17:49I'm seriously shocked.
17:50Are you going to put me in an effect?
17:52You're going to tell me that I'm the only item here.
17:56What?
17:57What is this?
17:58You're right.
17:59You've got the wrong people here.
18:02You're making me nervous.
18:04All of us know each other.
18:06Okay, let's give a round of applause to our Madlang players, the comedians!
18:10Yeah!
18:11This is Gerard Dacoles, Negi, Fedeet, Pepay, Anton Diva, Iyamina, Chad Finis,
18:18Baby Velo, Alex Cabea, and Long Maria!
18:24Oh, so young!
18:26Oh, so young!
18:32These two will make it to the next segment.
18:34Oh, you think so?
18:36I've watched these two already in Student Canteen.
18:39We were the first to enter, but we were still young.
18:43In this segment, we need these two.
18:46All generations, right?
18:48Yes, we're still alive.
18:50We're still alive, right?
18:51But when I watched Student Canteen, I was 7 years old.
18:55Really?
18:56Yes.
18:57I saw your picture in Pearl Harbor.
19:01You made it there.
19:02You're the only one who made it.
19:04Maybe this one.
19:05This is JP's trophy.
19:07But it's just for fun.
19:09You've lived a long life.
19:11Look, he's strong.
19:13Because he's the one who injects the stem cell.
19:15There, there.
19:17He injected so many things into me.
19:19It's all gone.
19:21That's in-ear, so he can hear his mic.
19:24That's in-ear.
19:25Gerald, what year were you born?
19:27He doesn't have a mic.
19:29What are you doing in the back?
19:31Are you soundchecking by yourself?
19:33He's leaning.
19:341983.
19:351983?
19:36Yes.
19:381983.
19:39Do you know what year you were born?
19:43Ninoy Aquino.
19:45Ninoy Aquino, 1983.
19:47I think it was 1986.
19:49No, it was 1986, during the revolution.
19:51Ah, yes.
19:53Is that right?
19:54Yes.
19:55The assassination was in 1983.
19:57Yes.
19:58Yes, we can't forget that.
20:00Yes.
20:01It was during the Tarmac.
20:02Yes.
20:03It was in 1983.
20:04Yes.
20:05Chad, what year were you born?
20:071942.
20:081996.
20:10Wow.
20:11Come on, guys.
20:13Wow.
20:14The subscribers on YouTube are zero.
20:161994.
20:18Really?
20:19There's no monetization?
20:201990.
20:22TikTok is gone.
20:23It's really 1950.
20:25Tell us the truth.
20:271986, the year of the tiger.
20:29Ah.
20:31Is this really 1986?
20:33Are we older here?
20:35Wait a minute.
20:36We're older than you?
20:38Yes.
20:39Why are you making a mess?
20:40We were born in Camatis.
20:43You were born in Manzanas, not Camatis.
20:45You're only 38?
20:46Yes.
20:4738?
20:49Why don't you believe me?
20:50I'm only 38.
20:51You look like you've been through a lot.
20:53Yes.
20:54The age on your face is harder to defend than the thesis of Cali.
20:59Yes.
21:00But I'm only 30 plus.
21:01Yes.
21:02What year was this?
21:031986.
21:05What happened in 1986?
21:07People Power.
21:09Ah.
21:10People Power.
21:12Ah.
21:13This one.
21:14You were born in 1986, right?
21:15This is the tank of People Power.
21:18What's that?
21:19The battery of the sandwich on the left.
21:22He's dead.
21:23The battery of the sandwich on the left.
21:25He's dead.
21:261976.
21:27We're not asking you anything.
21:29We're asking when was the last time you had a vulcanized face?
21:341987.
21:37He's 2 million years old.
21:392 million years old.
21:40He was the one who was blocked in the cave.
21:45What's the name of the cave?
21:48Ah, the rock.
21:49What's the name of the cave?
21:50Cueva.
21:51He was the one who was blocked in Cueva.
21:53In the place where Jesus was placed.
21:56You don't like that?
21:57Yes.
21:58When the cave was removed, you could only see his clothes, right?
22:00The Lord was gone, right?
22:01You were the one who was blocked there.
22:03You were the one who helped him.
22:07Then, when the bread was divided,
22:10they said,
22:11you were the one who got the most.
22:15You were the one who multiplied.
22:16You were the one who multiplied inside.
22:18What's your date of birth?
22:1919?
22:201976.
22:22Ah, it's the same.
22:23May 26, 1976.
22:25Oh, it's the same.
22:27But at that time, there was no issue of birth certificate.
22:29You didn't have a birth certificate.
22:30No, no, no.
22:31Just a tooth.
22:33What's your year?
22:34Is it 1976?
22:35Yes, 1976.
22:36Year of the Dragon.
22:37This is not a dragon.
22:38Is this a dragon?
22:39Are you mad?
22:40This is a dragon.
22:451976.
22:47What happened in 1976?
22:49The Titanic was popular with us.
22:53What's the Titanic?
22:55That was in the 90s.
22:57James Bond.
22:58James Bond was the first.
22:59What's James Bond?
23:01Is it like a hotdog bun?
23:02Hamburger bun?
23:03What's James Bond?
23:04The first James Bond that was born.
23:06No.
23:071976.
23:08He was solo.
23:09You know, it's close to the studio.
23:11But his face,
23:12the sweat was dripping.
23:14No, this is the shimmer.
23:15It used to be a pitch shell.
23:19There's a lot of water on it.
23:21It used to be a pitch shell.
23:221976.
23:23It was a hit, right?
23:24Yes.
23:25I was solo.
23:27James Bond.
23:28Who was the first James Bond?
23:29Ah, if I'm not mistaken,
23:30it was Sean Connery.
23:32Who was Sean Connery?
23:33Was it Sean?
23:35Sean Connery?
23:37I already told you what I know.
23:38If you want,
23:39I already read it.
23:40Sean Connery.
23:42Sean.
23:43It was Sean.
23:44It was Sean Connery.
23:46Sean was his son.
23:47Yes.
23:48Sean Connery.
23:49His son was a man.
23:50He's good at this.
23:51Oh my God.
23:52And you guys,
23:53if Vice and John ask you,
23:54will you tell them the truth?
23:56Because he was the first, right?
23:57You'll feel it.
23:58You'll feel it
23:59when you hear it.
24:00You'll feel the pumping.
24:02Palpitating.
24:04Palpitating.
24:07It's different from orange juice.
24:08Yes.
24:09Palpitating.
24:10What year were you born?
24:121980.
24:13You were born in 1980.
24:14You're still alive.
24:15You're still alive.
24:16You're still alive.
24:17You're still alive.
24:18You're still alive.
24:19You're still alive.
24:20You're still alive.
24:21What's the name of this?
24:22Yes.
24:231980.
24:25Wow.
24:28Brother.
24:29This is hard for you.
24:30October 6, 1980.
24:31Call the Senate.
24:32You were born in 1980.
24:33Okay.
24:34I can answer that now.
24:36I'm 44 years old.
24:38Call the hearing.
24:39Why are we going to the hearing?
24:41We'll talk here.
24:42I'm talking.
24:43I have a lot of questions.
24:44I'm confused.
24:45I'm confused.
24:46I'm confused.
24:47I'm confused.
24:48I'm confused.
24:49I'm confused.
24:50So, the truth is, you were born in 1980.
24:521980.
24:531980.
24:54Okay.
24:551980.
24:56The biggest counterattacks
24:58is the coup in the Philippines.
25:00Yes, the coup in the Philippines.
25:01You were so small.
25:02Was I the first one?
25:03Yes.
25:04I wouldn't hurt the person next to me.
25:05Who?
25:06There.
25:07The schedule is printed on the rock.
25:10The Schedule is printed on the rock
25:12Is it my birthday?
25:13Yes.
25:14Which is your birthday?
25:17This is speculated.
25:19The problem is,
25:20if you ask,
25:21that's the pin code of my last register.
25:23Really?
25:24Oh
25:54They
26:24I
26:54Mean
27:24You