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00:00It's all because of that lunatic.

00:02Don't shout, Dhondu. Just chill.

00:05If that lunatic comes out,

00:06it'll be your son's birthday and everyone's death anniversary here.

00:10Today, that lunatic...

00:11Hey, shut up!

00:12Hey, why are you shouting? I'll...

00:16Tell me.

00:19Did you lose your temper?

00:20Louder. He's losing his temper.

00:26Why would you lose your temper, Dhondu?

00:28You're standing as if he's standing right behind me.

00:33You're standing as if he's standing right behind me.

00:36You're standing as if he's standing right behind me.

00:41Can you see, brother?

00:43Dhondu, find him.

00:45Raghu, my brother, my friend.

00:48Come on, let's go inside and have some tea.

00:52Brother, what about him?

00:54Bheeru,

00:56you don't have to make the lunatic run away every time.

01:00You have to make the lunatic understand.

01:01Correct.

01:02Brother, he's totally mad.

01:04What?

01:05Mad, mad.

01:06Look who's talking.

01:11I'll be back.

01:14Don't leave me alone.

01:21Raghu, how many spoons?

01:23One spoon and two spoons of sugar.

01:28Raghu, have you ever read the Gita?

01:31No, never.

01:32Okay, I'll tell you.

01:35What have you brought with you?

01:36Tempo.

01:37Right?

01:37This is my stuff.

01:39Yeah.

01:40I'm talking about knowledge here.

01:46Okay, repeat.

01:49Look, Raghu,

01:51it's written in the Gita

01:54that what was yours yesterday is mine today.

01:58And what's mine today will be someone else's tomorrow.

02:01No, you fool, that's not true.

02:04What are you looking at? Listen to me.

02:06What was yours yesterday is mine today.

02:09And it will always be mine in the future.

02:12Do you understand, Munna?

02:14It's a small thing.

02:16Hey, brother.

02:18What is it?

02:18Take it easy.

02:20Take it easy.

02:21I'll explain it to you.

02:23Look,

02:24even the daughter of the house is a stranger.

02:27She has to go one day.

02:28That's why I'm saying

02:30what was yours yesterday is mine today.

02:34And what's mine today will be someone else's tomorrow.

02:37Wrong.

02:38What was yours yesterday is mine today.

02:41And it will always be mine in the future.

02:43You fool,

02:44you moron.

02:45Have you lost your mind?

02:47Get lost, you moron.

02:48You moron, have you lost your mind?

02:50What was yours yesterday is mine today.

02:52And it will always be mine in the future.

02:54No.

02:54No?

02:55Go, don't do it.

02:56Save me.

02:57Listen to me.

02:58Listen to me.

02:59Listen to me.

03:00You're hitting a kid.

03:01Talk to me.

03:03Hey, you moron.

03:06This is the first time that death is not coming to us,

03:09but we're moving towards death.

03:11What's with the style of driving?

03:13We don't have a single rupee.

03:14What will we tell that fool?

03:15I'm here. Why are you so tense?

03:17I'm tense because you're here.

03:18Relax.

03:19Hey, stop. Stop.

03:21Stop. Stop.

03:21Oh, no.

03:25Mr. Tobu, please forgive us.

03:27We tried a lot, but we couldn't arrange the money.

03:29Please give us one more...

03:30Veer, Veer, Veer.

03:32Let me speak.

03:33Yes, Mr. Tobu.

03:34Come, come.

03:36We don't have the money,

03:37but I've brought something

03:39that will make you indebted to us.

03:43Expect the unexpected.

03:46Get lost.

03:49This is a royal gift for the king of Lushoot.

03:51Prem, you hit the king with a gift.

03:54What will brother say?

03:55Veer, Veer, Veer.

03:58Do you want to see this gift in the king's treasure

04:00or hit me on the shoulder, sir?

04:01Prem.

04:03Sir.

04:15Diamonds, pearls,

04:16Dinar, Shinar, Minar,

04:18Pearl, Harbour, Blood, Diamond,

04:20Ashrafiya, Barfiya,

04:22What not?

04:29Prem says there's no need to ask.

04:31Everything is in this one thing. Open it.

04:51Tobanna says it's a lemon pickle.

04:55How can it be a lemon pickle?

04:57Does anyone give a lemon pickle to the king?

04:59There must be diamonds hidden in it to avoid customs.

05:01He's telling the truth.

05:02This is my brother's.

05:14This is not a lemon pickle.

05:16See, I told you.

05:17There are carrots and radishes in it.

05:21No.

05:23Tobu says the pickle is good,

05:25but it would have been better if there was roti with it.

05:27Not roti,

05:28I'll break you into pieces.

05:34Tobanna says if you don't return the money in two days,

05:39I'll take over your bungalow worth crores of rupees.

05:42And you'll be punished for this dirty pickle right now.

05:48Tobu turned out to be a scoundrel.

05:50He even took our clothes.

05:52This is all because of your stupidity.

05:54What? My stupidity?

05:55Yes.

05:56He bought a t-shirt worth 250 and a pant worth 350.

05:59We stole him worth 10 lakhs.

06:00Hey, idiots! What are you doing here?

06:01Sorry.

06:02Get out of here!

06:05It's not about the money, it's about your judgment.

06:08Because of your creative ideas,

06:10I have less solutions and more problems in my life.

06:13Was your father a photographer?

06:14Why?

06:15Why do you always think so negatively?

06:17Don't worry, I'm here.

06:19I have so many creative ideas.

06:20To hell with your creative ideas.

06:23Why are you barking, you dog?

06:25There's Dharam, who doesn't take Lushoto's name.

06:29There's Tobu, who exposed our underwear in Goa.

06:31And you're barking.

06:33You dog, you're barking in the car.

06:35I'll come inside and beat you up.

06:36I'll beat you up so badly, you dog.

06:44Run, Veer! Run!

06:46You run, you're the one who's been bitten.

06:49Run!

06:51Veer!

06:55Can you believe it, Mrs. Lobo?

06:57These days, a person known as rapist Ranga,

07:00half-naked, rapes beautiful girls.

07:03Beautiful girls?

07:04Yes.

07:05Then we must take care, Baba.

07:06Yes.

07:07Show me? Show me?

07:08What?

07:13Ranga!

07:13Where are you, Ranga?

07:15Run!

07:19Help, please!

07:22Somebody help!

07:26Help, please!

07:31Help, please!

07:35Somebody help!

07:39Help, please!

07:43Hello, sir.

07:44Please.

07:45Mary, you are a girl.

07:48You are like a family member here.

07:50Thank you, sir.

07:51That's why I am telling you that from today you will sleep in my bedroom and I will sleep

07:54in your room.

07:55What?

07:56What are you saying?

07:57I had to say this because there is love between you and me.

08:02What?

08:03There is love between you and me?

08:04Sir, I am a servant.

08:05Sir, I am a servant.

08:06I am a servant.

08:07I am a servant.

08:08I am a servant.

08:09I am a servant.

08:10I am a servant.

08:11I am a servant.

08:12I am a servant.

08:13I am a servant.

08:14I am a servant.

08:15I am a servant.

08:16I am a servant.

08:17I am a servant.

08:18I am a servant.

08:19Sir.

08:20I am a servant.

08:21Sir.

08:22Prem.

08:23Prem.

08:24Prem.

08:25Rich people don't look at the poor.

08:26They fall down everywhere.

08:27That's why from today, you will sleep in my bedroom.

08:28Is that clear?

08:29Yes, sir.

08:30Hello, Veer.

08:31From today your pocket money will go to Mary, not your brother.

08:34What?

08:35Our Mary?

08:36Yes.

08:37From now on, your pocket money will go to Mary, not your brother.

08:40What? My Mary?

08:42She's no longer your Mary. She's become a queen from a maid.

08:46Tonight, your Turkish brother will play merry-go-round with Mary.

08:49I don't have time to listen to your nonsense.

08:52I'm going to change.

08:54Poor guy is in shock.

08:56He doesn't even know that he hasn't worn anything.

08:59What will he change?

09:00Did you see, Prem?

09:01The result of your third-class ideas.

09:03Half of the city is naked.

09:05Disgusting.

09:06And you started stealing too.

09:08First, Mr. Dharam's watch.

09:09And then, Raja's royal gift.

09:11What royal? It had pickle in it.

09:13And why are you telling me?

09:15You only said, we should do this for Veer.

09:16We should do that for Veer.

09:17I'm upset.

09:20Jhanvi, it's not the same.

09:26Prem, stop!

09:28Veer!

09:29Veer!

09:30What happened?

09:32What happened, brother?

09:33Prem ran away with Vidya.

09:35Get the car.

09:37He took the car.

09:41Come on.

09:42Hey, what are you doing?

09:53Don't do!

09:57Brother, what is this?

10:04Hey, where are you taking me?

10:21He broke it.

10:28Hey, is the car working or not?

10:29It's working.

10:34Come on, drive fast.

10:36He's a nice guy, brother.

10:36Driver, come.

10:37Come on, drive.

10:41Come on, drive.

10:50Hey, stop.

10:51You shut up.

10:54Driver.

10:59Raghu, fix the car.

11:01Yes, brother.

11:02Raghu, just chill, chill.

11:04That's enough.

11:05Don't move.

11:16Tappu, pack your bags.

11:19But we're not going anywhere.

11:22You'll have to go.

11:24You have to vacate the bungalow.

11:26Why? I'll give you five lakhs.

11:31Not five lakhs, ten lakhs.

11:33Ten lakhs.

11:35Tappu has also put five lakhs on your wrist.

11:39And we're done for.

11:43You put the money.

11:46Why should I give you?

11:51Tappu says we'll have to return it.

11:53Or else we'll cut you into pieces.

11:56No, no, no.

12:00We'll cut you into pieces.

12:06There's a recession going on.

12:08We'll give you five lakhs each.

12:11First installment next year.

12:15Tappu says first installment next week.

12:18Put the money.

12:30It's been a week.

12:32And we haven't arranged for five lakhs yet.

12:34Veer, tell Dharam to give five lakhs in advance.

12:39And what lie should I tell him this time?

12:41That I've adopted five kids.

12:43Do one thing. Sell your kidney.

12:45You'll get two and a half lakhs.

12:46Funny.

12:47What are you laughing at?

12:49I'll give you all a better idea.

12:50Tomorrow the Goa carnival is starting.

12:52We'll make a group and beg.

12:54Foreigners will beg in dollars.

12:56What are you doing?

12:57Foreigners will beg in dollars.

12:59What are you doing?

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