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The Kapil Sharma Show
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9/6/2024
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00:00
We will go to watch her film together.
00:02
Book two seats in the corner.
00:03
So romantic.
00:05
Not romantic, mine in this corner and yours in that corner.
00:07
I don't want to be romantic.
00:10
She troubles me a lot.
00:11
Mr. Sharma, there are so many romantic scenes in her film.
00:15
You can never be romantic.
00:16
There was a lot of action in her film.
00:20
Because of your talks, I will really leave home someday.
00:24
You are lying. I am saying the same thing since 10 years.
00:26
I don't go.
00:28
She leaves and comes back in 7 minutes.
00:30
Ma'am, I think I must have eaten something by mistake
00:33
when I fast on 16th and 17th.
00:34
That's why I got such a husband.
00:36
At least you know your mistake.
00:38
I don't know what mistake I made.
00:42
Think about how difficult it is in life.
00:47
I didn't even keep him, yet I got Tara Singh.
00:49
Think about it.
00:50
Mr. Sharma, learn from her.
00:51
It's been 22 years since you watched her film.
00:53
Yet her couple is so romantic.
00:55
It's been 10 years since we fought.
00:58
She got Sakina. I got Ashraf Ali.
01:00
I..
01:03
I am not joking.
01:06
Mr. Sunny, when she wakes up..
01:09
..her voice is like this in the morning.
01:11
How do I look?
01:14
A person gets nervous.
01:16
Her voice becomes normal after 6 hours.
01:19
I don't understand whether he is a husband or a metal detector.
01:22
He keeps on beeping on everything.
01:25
Can't you ever praise him?
01:26
I praised him a lot when we got married.
01:29
After that, when I lifted the veil..
01:30
..I said, I want to spend my entire life with him.
01:32
How long will you lie to me?
01:34
Be honest.
01:35
Mr. Sharma, this is a woman's hand.
01:38
It's not just for success.
01:40
It melts her husband and changes his shape.
01:43
Threats?
01:47
You threaten an innocent man?
01:50
Yes, so I should accept it lovingly.
01:52
I mean, I should ask him to go anywhere.
01:54
I get only one thing from him.
01:56
What?
01:56
Date..
02:03
Wow!
02:04
Sunny Deol of Korean kids.
02:12
She says, take me somewhere.
02:13
I took her to a restaurant.
02:15
She asks for Kadhai Paneer for Rs. 300.
02:17
I say, take it for Rs. 150.
02:18
Forget about the Kadhai, put it in the newspaper.
02:21
She makes me sell it. I don't take her anywhere.
02:23
Mr. Sharma, say whatever you want to say.
02:27
Don't hide anything from me.
02:28
Because, sir, when we sleep at night..
02:30
..we talk nonsense even in our sleep.
02:32
Who told you that I sleep?
02:34
I say these things while sleeping.
02:37
On purpose.
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