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The Kapil Sharma Show
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9/6/2024
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00:00
I say these things deliberately.
00:02
Deliberately.
00:03
The travellers are leaving.
00:06
They are not coming back.
00:09
Let's go to another world.
00:12
Let's leave everything behind.
00:15
Hello, sister. Hello, sister.
00:17
Hello. Hello.
00:20
What are you wearing?
00:21
We are not dressed up. Your parents are already dressed up.
00:25
No, I mean, what are you wearing?
00:28
Bindu, this is a donkey's fever.
00:36
So, he has become Ashraf Ali and I have become Ashraf Ali's wife.
00:40
Son-in-law, you become Tara Singh.
00:42
And Bindu, you?
00:44
I have already become Sakina.
00:49
It's fine if you are dressed up.
00:51
But what will you do with your face?
00:52
Oh, no.
00:56
Oh, no.
00:57
From which angle do you look like Tara Singh, mom?
01:00
From Chaplu Singh's angle.
01:04
I have been blessed by my son-in-law for so many years.
01:06
So, I have to put some butter on my face, right?
01:09
I swear, if you have a moustache, you won't know which is your mother and which is your father.
01:14
Firstly, the donkey is coming today.
01:16
So, he is dressed up as Ashraf Ali.
01:17
And there was a jungle book in the middle.
01:19
He was wearing a leafy underwear.
01:21
Dressed up as Mogli.
01:22
And he is a donkey with a big mouth.
01:26
What is this, son-in-law?
01:27
Don't remind me of that Mogli thing.
01:30
Actually, he was dressed up as Mogli and wearing a leafy underwear.
01:33
And the donkey came and put all the leaves on his face.
01:37
Really?
01:40
And you know, the one whom you are calling a donkey..
01:42
..he came and saved his honour.
01:46
Thank you. Thank you, my donkey.
01:49
Wait a second. What are you both talking about?
01:51
We are sitting here as guests and you are talking about Sunny Bhai.
01:53
What are you talking about?
01:54
We are inspired by the guests.
01:56
Look, their donkey has been running a love story for 22 years.
01:59
Similarly, our love story is also going on for 22 years.
02:05
The only difference is that their love story won.
02:09
And our love story lost.
02:11
Oh, sorry. Sorry.
02:12
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
02:14
It lost.
02:16
It's a female, right?
02:18
Yes, a female has a female stomach, not a strawberry.
02:21
She will keep talking like this.
02:22
You are a troublemaker.
02:27
Son-in-law, give me Rs. 10,000.
02:29
We are going to see the donkey.
02:32
The flower that you have planted from the outside..
02:34
..it has grown from the ear.
02:36
What are you saying?
02:37
You get a ticket for Rs. 4,000-5,000.
02:38
That too, a good recliner.
02:40
Son-in-law, the ticket price is different.
02:42
The rest is Rs. 9,500.
02:43
I will buy popcorn for them.
02:45
What?
02:46
They eat when they are hungry.
02:49
And if they don't get anything to eat..
02:50
..then they eat the form of the chair.
02:52
Do you remember the last time?
02:54
Yes. Yes. I will tell you. I will tell you.
02:56
The last time, the woman sitting in front of us..
02:59
..we ate her dress.
03:00
He is a troublemaker. He is a troublemaker.
03:03
Mr. Sharma, don't give him a single rupee.
03:05
You insult him wherever you go.
03:07
You have brought a big Oscar, haven't you?
03:10
You talk like this. That's why I am telling you.
03:13
So what?
03:14
My dear son-in-law, I will tell you one by one.
03:17
I will give you a four-time ticket in the free fund.
03:19
Yes. Yes.
03:20
Isn't it?
03:23
And listen. Don't listen to him.
03:25
My son-in-law is one in a million.
03:27
My son-in-law was alive.
03:29
He is alive. He will be alive.
03:34
Yes. Yes.
03:36
Oh, my Tara Singh.
03:38
Oh, my Shakina.
03:40
Oh, my daughter.
03:41
Oh, my Shakina.
03:43
Stop it. Both of you.
03:44
Come inside. Come inside.
03:45
It's enough. Come inside.
03:46
Okay. We are going on one condition.
03:47
We are going inside.
03:48
Don't you dare come here.
03:49
Yes. Let's go.
03:52
I am not going. Sorry, sir.
03:54
Sunny Patti, we are going to prepare for the Kazaar 3.
03:57
No.
03:59
Come inside.
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