Buluk Gonzales Minta Diramal Dukun Palsu, Malah Dikerjain

Wely Salim

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00:00I can see you again.

00:02I can see you.

00:05Because you're always close to the goats.

00:08How do you know?

00:09From the smell.

00:10You smell like a goat.

00:12I smell like a goat every day.

00:15Here's the thing.

00:17I came here.

00:19I only have 1,000 rupiahs.

00:21I want to see you.

00:23I want to know if we're meant for each other.

00:25I want to know if I'm lucky.

00:27I need your help.

00:28Here you go, sir.

00:31Take care of yourself.

00:33Yes, sir.

00:36What's wrong with you?

00:38You still have 1,000 rupiahs.

00:39You're asking for a lot of things.

00:41I'll give you a job.

00:42I just want to see you.

00:44Shut up.

00:45Don't touch me.

00:47Don't touch my feet.

00:49Why don't you touch my feet?

00:51People usually touch their hands.

00:54This is a new method.

00:56It's more accurate.

00:58But there's no history.

01:00People touch their feet.

01:02But it's just a job.

01:03What if I break my leg?

01:05Hurry up.

01:14How do you feel?

01:21I was walking to the paddy field.

01:24I stepped on something.

01:26I don't know what it is.

01:28It smells bad.

01:30Shut up.

01:32It's my bad luck.

01:36You're right.

01:38If I step on your feet,

01:40you won't get married...

01:44...until you die.

01:46What are you talking about?

01:48Are you serious?

01:50I'm serious.

01:52When will you get married?

01:55It's not over yet.

01:56I'm not the one who's talking.

01:57Who's talking?

01:58I'm talking to you.

02:00He's talking to himself.

02:02Do you want to talk to me?

02:03Yes.

02:05If it's about luck...

02:11If there's an opportunity,

02:13you'll be unemployed for the rest of your life.

02:17How can I be unemployed?

02:20I'm working for my brother.

02:22I'm not unemployed.

02:23I'm talking to you.

02:25I'm not talking to you.

02:26I'm talking to my feet.

02:27You can talk to your feet.

02:29That's enough.

02:30In the end of this month,

02:33you'll be healthy.

02:35You'll get AIDS...

02:37...as long as you don't get SARS.

02:40You're right.

02:42Don't scare me.

02:44That's enough.

02:46Hurry up.

02:48What about my fate?

02:50Just go.

02:52Ask for a good marriage and you'll get 1,000 rupiahs.

02:55You can't do that.

02:56Let's say we're siblings.

02:59I'll get 1,000 rupiahs first.

03:01I'll give you the rest when we meet.

03:04That's enough.

03:06Hurry up and go.

03:07Hurry up.

03:09Please, sir.

03:11I beg you.

03:13I want a good marriage.

03:15If you want a good marriage, give me a lot of money.

03:17I told you.

03:18I'll give you the rest when we meet.

03:19Hurry up and go.

03:22I won't stay still.

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