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Azumanga Daioh - Episode 17 - _ Anime Christmas Marathon Day #19
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9/6/2024
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She wants to know where the money comes from to pay for presents for all the kids in the country. Huh? Well, well
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Government, it's the government who pays Santa and not everyone has a chimney. So how does he get in then don't underestimate him?
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Santa's got awesome lock-picking skills. He can open anything
00:19
Okay, so how does he go to every house in the world in just one night?
00:26
Yeah, right no human could do all that
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Are you a human? What? Are you saying he's some kind of alien or something?
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No, I'm not saying he's from outer space, you idiot. Then where? Under the earth? In the ocean floor?
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Um, don't worry. I already know.
00:41
What? Is he really an alien? Or a mole man?
00:44
That, that is...
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You see, Mr. Santa is really your father.
00:50
My father? Okay.
00:54
Yes, that's right.
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Hahaha!
00:58
Santa?
01:00
Is her father?
01:04
Merry...
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What's the matter?
01:14
Gio...
01:18
Merry Christmas!
01:22
Oh, thank you so much!
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Yay! My father is Mr. Santa!
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Yes, that's right.
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The government pays me to deliver presents to everyone.
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Amazing!
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And I can fly at Mach 100!
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Amazing! Amazing!
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Huh?
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Huh? Huh? Huh?
01:50
Say, Yomi.
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Huh?
01:54
So like, if you could ask for anything you wanted as a Christmas present, anything at all, what would you want to get?
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Anything?
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You really mean like anything at all? Even a hundred trillion yen?
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Uh...
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Maybe something a little more realistic?
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A little more realistic?
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Then how much are we talking about?
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Is ten million low enough?
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Well, I guess if you're going to ask for a price...
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What are you two talking about?
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Hey, Chiyo-chan.
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So what would you like as a Christmas present?
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Well, uh...
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You know the big Christmas tree out in front of the train station?
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I'd really like the big star decorating the very tip top!
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I've always wanted something like that!
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Wow!
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This is what we call a pure and unadulterated soul, my dear Yomi.
02:50
One hundred trillion yen, eh?
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There, there. What's wrong? What's wrong?
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Hey!
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Can I ask you something?
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What's with being so formal?
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Now, I know Santa doesn't exist, but...
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Reindeer do exist, don't they?
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This girl believes in reindeer!
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Reindeer do exist.
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Flying deer do not exist, Yomi!
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You're trying to trick me!
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I'm not falling for it!
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Okay, she's confused.
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Sakaki reindeer don't exist in this world, do they?
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They do.
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Hey, Osaka, do reindeer really exist?
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Yep, they sure do.
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Reindeer really do exist.
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They can't fly, but they look like this guy right here.
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Deer and reindeer are really two different creatures!
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What?! What the heck?!
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I'm not stupid!
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I'm not stupid, okay?!
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I gotta start writing New Year's cards.
04:14
Say, Tomo?
04:16
Huh?
04:18
What year of the Chinese zodiac is next year supposed to be?
04:20
Uh...
04:22
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
04:28
Okay, what's this year's Chinese zodiac?
04:32
No clue.
04:34
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
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Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
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I don't know what comes after dragon and adder, though.
04:50
Me neither.
04:52
Rat, ox, tiger, rabbit, dragon, adder.
04:58
I just remembered!
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This year's the dragon.
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Dragon!
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Then next year will be the adder.
05:06
The adder!
05:08
The adder?
05:10
Uh...
05:12
Adder.
05:14
Ain't that the hangy parts on a cow or something?
05:20
Okay, time to hand out report cards!
05:22
Well, let's start with Chiyo-chan.
05:24
Yes!
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You're the top second-year student.
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Aha!
05:30
Not that this kind of studying will be very useful to you once you're out in the real world.
05:36
Next, Tomo.
05:38
You need to start working a little harder, missy.
05:40
What?
05:42
But it won't be useful once we're out in the real world, right?
05:44
You idiot!
05:46
This is what scholastics are all about!
05:48
If you want wisdom that's useful in life,
05:50
go read Grandma's Fountain of Wisdom or something.
05:56
Sorry I'm late!
05:58
Thanks for waiting for me!
06:00
Alright!
06:02
Merry Christmas!
06:04
Let's party tonight!
06:06
Here's the agenda!
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We'll hang out for a while,
06:10
go sing karaoke, eat cake at Chiyo-chan's,
06:12
and have a big ol' slumber party!
06:14
Okay, let's go!
06:20
You know, I always think about this every year
06:22
when Christmas comes around.
06:24
Yeah?
06:26
They have that one story about the red-nosed reindeer, right?
06:28
I can't help thinking how terrible it is.
06:32
Sure, his shiny nose may be real useful for dark roads at night,
06:36
but that ain't no consolation.
06:38
I mean, if you told a bald person
06:40
that his head was useful on the road at night,
06:42
you'd just get clobbered.
06:44
Santa sure does say some mean things.
06:46
Uh-huh.
06:48
But the reindeer's also got its own issues.
06:50
Really?
06:52
What kind of nose does he have that lights up the road?
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And where'd he get it from?
06:56
It just might be that he's not a reindeer after all.
07:00
I bet he's something else.
07:04
And if we stay,
07:06
time will pass us by.
07:10
Yay!
07:12
Hey, I got a 65!
07:14
I'd say that's pretty good, Osaka.
07:16
Yeah, way better than your last test score.
07:18
Huh?
07:20
Oh, right.
07:22
Hmm?
07:24
There may be someday
07:26
that I'll open up inside.
07:30
Forgetting all the good times
07:32
and all the bad times.
07:34
But I'll never forget
07:36
all the good times
07:38
and all the bad times.
07:40
Forget
07:42
this parachute
07:44
and see
07:46
where my heart falls.
07:48
While I was
07:50
waiting in the park,
07:52
it came to me
07:54
if I was going home,
07:56
a detour on the way,
07:58
a side trip with my friends
08:00
would surely turn around
08:02
an ordinary day.
08:06
Wow!
08:08
Good!
08:10
Miss Sakaki, that was amazing!
08:12
You're really good at this, you know.
08:14
Yeah, talk about a surprise.
08:18
Then I guess I'll do one too.
08:20
What? You will?
08:30
Hop, hop, hop,
08:32
hopping around.
08:34
How are you?
08:36
Ding dong, ding dong,
08:38
the bells are ringing all night long.
08:42
Man, we sure sang a whole lot.
08:44
But I have to say,
08:46
Miss Yumi's singing really was something else, huh?
08:48
That was another big surprise.
08:50
This girl is good at school and sports,
08:52
but singing is the one thing she totally sucks at
08:54
big time.
08:56
Who cares? As long as she puts her heart into it.
08:58
Your heart, huh?
09:00
Huh?
09:06
It's snowing.
09:08
Oh wow, snow on Christmas!
09:10
Isn't that so romantic?
09:14
Yep.
09:16
It's a white Christmas,
09:18
for sure.
09:20
Mr. Kimura, what the?
09:36
It's snowing.
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