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00:00Good thing I've got a 90-degree dangle.

00:02Joel, stop it!

00:04You will never be Troy!

00:06Why are you trying to be like Troy?

00:08D***.

00:09The right triangle's longest side

00:11is called the hypotenuse.

00:13And it's this side here.

00:14Hey.

00:16I wish I were high on potenuse.

00:21I wish I was high on potenuse.

00:23Okay. Okay. Okay.

00:36Mr. Morris, it's very funny.

00:38It's very funny, but let's get back to the lesson.

00:42And we can see the longest one,

00:44where it goes from this point...

00:45That was my joke.

00:47I know, man. That was hilarious.

00:49I've labeled them here, A, B, and C.

00:51No, but, I mean, I said that.

00:53I said it. I said it.

00:55I said that.

00:56Please, please, Mr. Jackson,

00:58keep your comments to yourself.

01:02Now, the hypotenuse...

01:04That's right.

01:10Mr. Morris, and you really got me on that one.

01:12Oh, so great.

01:14Oh, oh, Principal Martel.

01:15Principal Martel, come here. Come here. Come here.

01:17Tell Principal Martel what you said, Troy.

01:20Oh, she was talking about the hypotenuse,

01:23and I said, I wish I was high on potenuse.

01:29I'm sorry. He likes it.

01:35Principal Martel's cool.

01:39That's very funny.

01:40Principal Martel. Principal Martel, I said that.

01:43Mr. Jackson, that is enough.

01:46What I said at first.

01:48Mr. Iglesias. Mr. Iglesias.

01:50Yes. Come in. Come in.

01:52Yeah. What's up, people?

01:54Comedian Gabriel Iglesias is touring the local schools

01:57today for a charity he's working on.

01:59Tell him what you said. Tell him what you said.

02:01Oh, I wish I was high on potenuse.

02:06Oh, my God. That is clever. That is clever.

02:10Very funny. Very funny.

02:12Right? No, thanks.

02:13Mr. Iglesias. Mr. Iglesias, I'm your biggest fan.

02:17That was my joke.

02:18You know, it's not really cool, buddy,

02:19to take credit for other people's jokes.

02:22Hey, listen. Funny stuff.

02:23I'm doing this big tour right now.

02:25You want to see about maybe we could talk about you opening?

02:26I need an opener.

02:29Sure.

02:31What do you think? Is that okay?

02:31Of course. Of course it is.

02:33Oh, what?

02:35Oh, my God.

02:38Good talent, man.

02:39It's nice to meet you. Thanks so much.

02:40That's like a Richard Pryor. Get over here, man.

02:41Come on. Richard Pryor.

02:44He deserved it.

02:46All right, so across from the longest side

02:48is a 90-degree angle.

02:51Good thing I've got a 90-degree dangle.

02:53Joel, stop it!

02:55You will never be Troy!

02:57Why are you trying to be like Troy?

03:00D***.

03:02Eh, too nerdy, girl?

03:04So, the hypotenuse...

03:06D***.

03:08What the f*** is going on?

03:14I would have missed my fans.

03:16I would have missed my fans right here!

03:18Oh, my God!

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