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Candid Eye
  • 9/5/2024
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Transcript
00:00Hey, I'm Rick Sanchez, the smartest man in the universe.
00:09I'm a portal-hopping, science-wielding badass who doesn't give a flying fuck about anything.
00:14I do what I want, when I want, and if you don't like it, tough shit.
00:17I love science, booze, and occasionally my family, emphasis on occasionally.
00:22This here is my grandson, Morty.
00:24He's, uh, let's say, not the sharpest tool in the shed, a nervous, awkward teenager who's
00:29my sidekick, sometimes unwillingly.
00:31He complains a lot, but I keep him around because, well, it's fun to have a dim-witted
00:35companion who's easy to manipulate.
00:37Uh, Summer, Morty's older sister.
00:40She's your typical teenager, self-absorbed, constantly on her phone, and always looking
00:44for approval.
00:45She's got more guts than Morty, though, which I respect.
00:48Sometimes she even tags along on my adventures.
00:50Kid's got potential, but still, a pain in the ass.
00:52Oh boy, Jerry, my son-in-law and a certified loser.
00:55This guy's the epitome of mediocrity.
00:57No spine, no brain, no clue.
00:59He's painfully average, and honestly, it's hilarious watching him bumble through life.
01:04But hey, at least he tries.
01:05He's got that going for him, which is nice, I guess.
01:07And here's my daughter, Beth.
01:09She's smart, independent, and let's face it, a little too much like her old man for her
01:12own good.
01:13She's a whore surgeon who secretly craves my approval.
01:16It's kinda sad, but I love her in my own dysfunctional way.
01:19She's got daddy issues, but who doesn't these days, right?
01:22Bird Person is an old friend of mine.
01:24He's a solemn, bird-like alien who's all about wisdom, honor, and other bullshit like
01:28that.
01:29We go way back, fought in a few intergalactic wars together, and he's got some, uh, interesting
01:33views on life.
01:34But he's a solid guy to have on your side.
01:36Tammy was Morty and Summer's classmate.
01:39Turns out, she was a double agent working for the Galactic Federation.
01:42Yeah, she fooled us all.
01:44Especially Bird Person, who she married and then shot.
01:46She's dangerous, manipulative, and kind of a bitch, honestly.
01:50Now, Evil Morty, he's a Morty from another dimension who decided to break the mold and
01:53go rogue.
01:54Smart kid.
01:55Too smart.
01:56He's got some serious ambition and isn't afraid to play dirty.
01:58I respect the hell out of that.
02:00But, uh, he's not exactly a team player.
02:02Watch your back around this one.
02:03Uh, the President?
02:05Not a President.
02:06The President of the United States in some version of Earth.
02:09We've had some disagreements.
02:10He's a tough guy, always wanting to prove he's in charge.
02:13Kinda like an angry dog that's way too proud of his shiny new collar.
02:17This is Jessica, Morty's high school crush.
02:19She's the typical pretty girl.
02:21Nice, popular, unattainable.
02:23Morty's been drooling over her since day one, but I mean, come on.
02:26He's gotta aim a little higher.
02:27She's fine, I guess, if you're into that sort of thing.
02:29This guy here is Mr. Goldenfold, Morty's math teacher.
02:33He's got a real short fuse and a serious love for math.
02:36And weirdly, for Terry Folds.
02:38Don't ask.
02:39He's always trying to keep his classroom in order, but let's be real.
02:42He's a terrible teacher.
02:43Yeah, this is Mr. Poopybutthole.
02:45Weird name, I know.
02:46Don't ask.
02:47He's this cheerful little dude who's apparently been a family friend for years, even though
02:51he just showed up one day.
02:52He's got this creepy, overly positive vibe.
02:55But hey, he's harmless, I think.
02:56Oh, and Squanchy, he's a little cat-like alien with a foul mouth and a taste for wild parties.
03:02He uses the word Squanch a lot, and it means, well, pretty much whatever he wants it to
03:06mean.
03:07Great guy, though.
03:08A bit of a wild card.
03:09But you need those in your life to keep things interesting.
03:11Unity is a hive mind, an entity that controls an entire civilization across multiple planets.
03:16She, or it, whatever, was my ex-girlfriend, I guess.
03:18We had a unique relationship.
03:20Let's put it that way.
03:21Unity's all about assimilating everyone into one big, happy collective.
03:25Not really my thing, but, you know, to each their own.
03:27These guys are great.
03:28Mr. Meeseeks.
03:29They're blue.
03:30They pop into existence just to help you out with one task, and then they vanish.
03:34Simple, right?
03:35Well, unless you give them a task that's too complicated.
03:38Then they kinda go nuts.
03:39Whatever.
03:40Not my problem.
03:41So, there you have it.
03:42That's the gang, my messed up family, a bunch of weirdos from across the multiverse, and
03:46a handful of cosmic rejects.
03:49Hey, subscribe to the channel to see more.
03:52Wubba lubba dub dub!
03:54Ha!
03:55Ha ha!