Classic Game Room 20th Anniversary Retro Spectacular | movie | 2019 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Banished from time, space, reality, Earth and the Internet, Classic Game Room resumes its never-ending mission to review | dG1fSExETXptVkRyaFE

Transcript

00:00Do you like classic game room, need more classic game room?

00:15Yay!

00:21A collection of all new game shoes.

00:24Hey, don't go soft now.

00:26Yay!

00:31You think making the show is easy?

00:33You try dropping silly one-liners while killing a bunch of...

00:44She's a MILF, a mom I'd like to play Truxton with.

00:49I've been doing this psych gag for years and I've never seen a game system put up a fight until now.

00:55Too legit to stop playing Sega Dreamcast.

00:58I just thought of that.

00:59By the power of Dreamcast!

01:03Get some...

01:05That's what she said.

01:15You see, that's why you need short shorts.

01:17Pants will burn.

01:18Short shorts are already hot.

01:21Baby, I'm the administrator of this Atari.

01:24It's not my fault.

01:25It's not my fault.

01:27Die, clown!

01:29I hate clowns.

01:30But I love the Bally Astrocade controller.

01:33This is like the Swiss Army Knife of video game controllers.

01:37Antithesis Capitalism into Uranism.

01:4016-bit blast processing in your face!

01:45Tetsuo's got insane multiball!

01:47And then your characters level up, make friends, and trade magic sparkle brooches.

01:52Yay!

01:53It's good to see this show's lack of professionalism has remained consistent for 20 years.

02:00We should take this moment to remember and feel bad for the poor children whose parents

02:04purchased them Nintendos instead of an Astrocade.

02:09What a waste.

02:15I want to tap the test while your Nintendo launches.