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00:00You
00:30Shut up
01:00Oh
01:30Oh
02:00Oh
02:30Oh
03:00Oh
03:30Oh
04:00Oh
04:30Yeah
05:00Oh
05:30Oh
06:00Oh
06:10Oh
06:22Oh
06:30Gou Cai!
06:32Gou Cai, did you get a leaf?
06:36I don't know which one of you is a money-grubber.
06:38You gave me so many rotten leaves.
06:41You must keep it well.
06:43It's best if your mother doesn't know about it.
06:45For your sake, and for her sake.
06:49Okay.
06:50Now I'm really relieved.
07:00I'm sorry.
07:16The ball is yours.
07:18I'm sorry.
07:20Silly girl.
07:24Don't think about me.
07:26We're going to a place called Shu Jian Hu.
07:28If you can't find a wife in the future,
07:30come to me!
07:32I'll give you a hundred wives!
07:38God is quite petty.
07:44Don't worry about your future.
07:50Xiong Xixi.
07:52I know about the rumors in town.
07:54Actually,
07:56if you really care about your identity,
07:58I can...
08:00If you haven't thought it through,
08:02then shut up.
08:10There's a fool outside.
08:12Wisdom!
08:14Wisdom!
08:20I was wondering
08:22where a toad would come from.
08:24You can't kill him!
08:26He's my grandson!
08:28Kill him!
08:30Don't let him get away!
08:32Where are you going?
08:38What are you doing?
08:48Don't let me catch you!
08:50Go!
08:54Go!
09:02Run!
09:04I won't let you run!
09:08Lu Zhengchun!
09:10Just you wait!
09:16Be good next time!
09:18Remember to kowtow when you see me!
09:20Be good next time!
09:22Fairies,
09:24I'll go down now
09:26and ask my servants to burn incense and sweep.
09:30Elder Yuan,
09:32we have no other choice.
09:34You and I can make a bet
09:36to decide the fate of these two.
09:38Madam Xu,
09:40once you enter the Nianjing,
09:42I'll have to force you to leave.
09:46Elder Yuan,
09:48what do you mean?
09:50I'll force myself to leave.
09:52I'll play with you.
09:54Go ahead.
10:18Go ahead.
10:48Go ahead.
11:18Go ahead.
11:48Go ahead.
12:02I'll make a bet
12:04to decide the fate of these two.
12:16Madam Xu,
12:18our family has no intention of burning the incense,
12:20but the Nianjing
12:22must be burned this time.
12:24Master,
12:26the two young masters are back.
12:28Be quiet.
12:30Do you know
12:32a young man
12:34named Liu Xianyang?
12:38Our purpose of this trip
12:40is to buy him a piece of armor
12:42and a book of swords.
12:44That's it?
12:46You don't know,
12:48but Liu Xianyang
12:50has to kneel down
12:52when he sees us.
12:54I'll ask him to send it to us.
13:00You asked me to do it,
13:02so it's called a coincidence.
13:04You're right.
13:06That young man
13:08doesn't know the secret of the armor.
13:10If we outsiders
13:12come to him,
13:14he will be suspicious
13:16and it will be difficult to make a deal.
13:18That's why I asked you to come.
13:20If it succeeds,
13:22you two
13:24will be even.
13:30Ah...
13:40Although Mr. Qi
13:42is willing to help you,
13:44he is in a bad situation now
13:46and he can't control your life.
13:48I, Ning Yao, will repay you
13:50with my life.
13:52I will repay you with my life.
13:54You saved my life,
13:56so I will help you.
13:58You're so generous.
14:00If you want me to do two things for you,
14:02you need a bag of gold coins
14:04as a reward.
14:06Miss Ning, you don't have to owe me anything.
14:08Taoist Lu saved you.
14:10If I hadn't thought
14:12I was dead
14:14and thought Taoist Lu
14:16could do something for my parents,
14:18I...
14:20All right.
14:22Let's talk about the reward.
14:24For example, I like this bag of silver coins.
14:26The other two bags don't look good
14:28and are not attractive.
14:30These coins are of different types.
14:32That's right.
14:34This is the Yasheng Coins.
14:36It's used to celebrate good things.
14:38This is the Yingchun Coins.
14:40It's used to hang Taoist talismans in the palace every year.
14:42As for the Gongyang Coins,
14:44it's the one
14:46that Lord Cheng holds in his palm.
14:48Forget it.
14:50I owe you a big favor.
14:52I shouldn't take advantage of you.
14:54I haven't finished yet.
14:56I will pay you back for saving my life.
14:58But before that,
15:00you have to take care of yourself.
15:02Don't die by accident.
15:04After leaving the town,
15:06I will help you solve your problems.
15:08But I will only do my best.
15:10This and this.
15:12These are all for you.
15:18Chen Ping'an,
15:20do you like me?
15:22You have a good taste.
15:24But I won't agree.
15:26The man I like
15:28must be the most powerful sword fairy in the world.
15:30The most powerful
15:32sword fairy in the world.
15:34No matter who he is,
15:36before his sword,
15:38I will bow to him.
15:40Miss Ning, you misunderstood.
15:42I don't like you.
15:44You don't like me at all?
15:48No.
15:50No, no.
15:52Miss Ning, don't worry.
15:54I really don't like you.
15:56Chen Ping'an,
15:58even if you happen to marry a wife,
16:00it's probably a lack of heart.
16:04I can't teach you.
16:06Please forgive me.
16:08Please forgive me.
16:12Stinky girl, make a bet.
16:14If you can say
16:16there are a few fish in the pond,
16:18I will spare his life.
16:22Okay, let's bet.
16:24One, two, three,
16:26four, five.
16:30Grandpa Yuan,
16:32how to count?
16:34Miss, don't worry.
16:36I have my own way.
16:48One fish is gone.
16:54I lost.
16:58You guys go on.
17:02It's a kid's talk.
17:04Say it quickly.
17:06Please calm down.
17:08Hit him.
17:10Hit him.
17:12Hit him.
17:14Hit him.
17:16Can you do it
17:18for us
17:20from Liu Xianyang?
17:26There is a poem
17:28about good things
17:30and bad things.
17:32Good things in the world
17:34are not hard.
17:36Good things in the world
17:38are not hard.
17:40You are a good student.
17:44A gentleman should act like a poet,
17:46and act like a chess player.
17:48He should act according to the rules
17:50and act according to the customs.
17:52A good man
17:54should write a letter
17:56and be a good man.
17:58He should agree with the rules
18:00and be a good man.
18:02A tree is dead,
18:04but the soil is alive.
18:06It's a blessing.
18:12If it's possible,
18:14please tell my parents
18:16that I'm doing well now.
18:18See you next time.
18:20See you next time.
18:22I'm afraid I can't.
18:34I'm afraid I can't.