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00:00🎵

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00:06🎵

00:08Ha ha!

00:10🎵

00:12Hey, little lady. You'd be a lot prettier

00:14if you smiled. What?

00:16Who are you? I'm a man.

00:18Do I know what I'm talking about?

00:20Smile and you'll be a lot more popular.

00:22And he told me I wouldn't be pretty

00:24unless I smiled. You are very pretty.

00:26And thanks to the puberty app on my phone,

00:28we can see what lies ahead.

00:32Wait.

00:34This can't be real. I already had braces.

00:36I'm afraid you have to get them again.

00:38The man we thought was your orthodontist

00:40was actually a rogue

00:42periodontist. Braces.

00:44Again. Why am I the only

00:46one in this family who needs braces?

00:48Don't look so smug, boy.

00:50Let's try this app on you.

00:52Hello, Aaron Eckhart.

00:54Whoa! Puberty.

00:56Puberty. Hey, look. We got this in the mail

00:58today. Oh, what is it?

01:02Hello, Simpsons. It's me,

01:04Artie Ziff, in pre-recorded

01:06form. Artie Ziff?

01:08Isn't that the rich guy who could have been our dad?

01:10Great news. I'm getting married, and you're

01:12invited. Why, you ask?

01:14Am I getting married?

01:16I found my soul mate.

01:18Bye. So what else is

01:20in the mail? We got a flyer

01:22from Lowe's. You're not really

01:24thinking of going, are you? That jerk kept trying

01:26to break us up. Now, I am

01:28sensing conflicted feelings.

01:30If you come, I promise you

01:32a wonderful time.

01:40I'm done

01:42with the top braces. We'll put the bottoms

01:44in next week. I can't close my

01:46mouth. The brackets are holding up your lips

01:48at the edges. They'll adjust. The main

01:50thing is, you're happy. I'm not

01:52happy.

02:08Feet.

02:10Homer Simpson, the man

02:12who beat me to Planet Marge.

02:14You've done all right for a billionaire.

02:16Hey, I'm not made of money.

02:18Although, actually, I am. After my parole,

02:20I got rich selling fireplace logs

02:22that look like cash. I.E.,

02:24money to burn. That is the

02:26greatest. It says money to burn.

02:28It looks like you're burning money. I know.

02:30Talk to someone else. Hey, pal,

02:32you're a news guy. Give it to me straight.

02:34Is this wedding on the level? Here's the scoop.

02:36It's legit. In other news,

02:38local newsman hopes to score with caterer.

02:40Now, Homer, as this is a

02:42bachelor party, I want to show you something.

02:44Now, shut your eyes. You've

02:46never seen a body this enticing.

02:48Exactly what I imagined.

02:52Food coma. He'll be fine.

02:54Hey, girlfriend.

02:56Who, me?

02:58Lisa, did you get your eyebrows waxed?

03:00You look amazing.

03:02What's going on? Her smile

03:04makes me feel full, like I

03:06actually ate dinner last night.

03:08And so, after saving

03:10Wilbur, Charlotte crawled off

03:12to die, as all barn

03:14spiders do. Bravo, Lisa.

03:16What a positive note on which

03:18to end the class. Positive?

03:20Positive? Charlotte

03:22died alone. Well, your smiling

03:24face made dying alone fun. And

03:26believe me, that's where I'm headed.

03:28So, as long as I'm smiling, it

03:30doesn't matter what comes out of my mouth?

03:32Can it really be that people are this shallow?

03:34Lisa! Lisa!

03:36Lisa! And am

03:38I shallow enough to enjoy this?

03:40I am!

03:42Hey, gorgeous. Hey, Bart.

03:44Lisa? Oh, yuck. I didn't know

03:46that was you. It's the smile. It's totally

03:48changed how people see me. Well,

03:50I just want you to know, you'll always be

03:52gross to me. Oh, thank God.

03:58Well,

04:00I guess being here sort of ends a chapter

04:02in my life. So, we'll call him.

04:04Excuse me,

04:06we need someone to walk the bride down

04:08the aisle. Could you? First tell me one

04:10thing. How long is the aisle? About

04:1220 feet. Alright, I'll do it.

04:14They grow up so fast.

04:16They'll always be my little

04:18girl.

04:20Friends! Family!

04:22I take great delight in informing you

04:24that the bride and groom have written their own vows.

04:30Oh, my God. This is too weird.

04:32I can't take this anymore. We're getting out of here.

04:34Yeah, this is really

04:36creepy. Even the rhino's leaving.

04:38And this is a picture

04:40of us at our wedding. You're so happy.

04:42I'm not happy. This smile is

04:44so wrong. I mean,

04:46how hard is this? The happy

04:48girl put that thing in the hole.

04:52Wait a minute. I could use my new

04:54power to change these things.

04:56Use it for good.

05:02I can make it happen.

05:10You posers. I was for Lisa

05:12before it was cool.

05:14The polls are in and you're doing great.

05:16You're picking up the key group. Girls who don't like

05:18Milhouse. Like every election with one week

05:20to go. This is in the bag.

05:22Don't be so sure. I'm up against a tough

05:24opponent. W. Spuckler.

05:26Don't worry. You just keep smiling.

05:28Well, I do have an orthodontist

05:30appointment tomorrow for a tune-up.

05:32In the bag, Madam President.

05:34But don't be so sure.

05:40Okay, kid. Your bottom braces are on.

05:42What happened

05:44to my smile? In six months, you'll

05:46have perfect teeth. Six months?

05:48I have to smile now.

05:50No, I can power through this.

05:52Let's see.

05:54I'll take this.

05:56Stop that. Oh, come on, Marge.

05:58This minibar is paid for. Homer,

06:00stop it. I can't help thinking about

06:02that poor woman. Artie only

06:04married her because she looks like me.

06:06I mean, a lot like me. You're right.

06:08Are you sure

06:10we should be here? Artie?

06:12As a woman, I just

06:14want to tell your wife what's really going

06:16on here. Say it to her face!

06:18I've spent years trying to build

06:20the perfect copy of the only woman for me.

06:22You, Marge.

06:24But they were all inferior in some way.

06:26Why would you marry a machine?

06:28I didn't.

06:30It was one last trick. I thought

06:32when you saw how perfect we looked together, you would

06:34realize that we were meant to be.

06:36Artie? Yes?

06:38You're not dumb. You're smart. And I think

06:40this crazy project actually had some

06:42brilliance in it. Imagine if you

06:44used that noodle for good.

06:46I will become a better human being.

06:48Terrific! And then

06:50you'll love me? No!

06:54Um, let's quiet down, please.

06:56And now we have a very special

06:58moderator, Governor Mary

07:00Bailey. Our first candidate is

07:02Dubya Spuckler. Dubya!

07:04Our other candidate is ill, so she'll be

07:06Skyping in. Lisa Simpson.

07:08Lisa, I'm sorry. What do you have?

07:10What I have is an agenda

07:12for this school. I can deliver results

07:14while my opponents can't even

07:16spell results. Lisa doesn't

07:18sound sick at all!

07:20You said you'd done this before.

07:22Lisa's using a

07:24funny face app.

07:28Listen, I tried to fool you and that was wrong.

07:30I still have good ideas.

07:32All I hear is nag nag nag.

07:34Dubya! Dubya!

07:36Dubya! I didn't want to

07:38believe my popularity was based on my

07:40stupid smile. Ugh.

07:42But it was. You're just a kid

07:44and things are changing. Told you you should

07:46smile more! The future

07:48is now! Woohoo!

08:02Woohoo!

The Simpsons - AN APP SHOWING THE FUTURE (S31E11)

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