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00:00Friends, we get a lot of emails, messages, WhatsApp messages, different sales, advertisements
00:08of clothes, shoes, landowners, but you scroll everything, block someone, you feel that this
00:16is not for me.
00:17But if an offer reaches your home in a magnificent packet, it has a seal on it, your name is
00:25written on it, and it is written that we have put up this sale for you, then you will definitely
00:32go there, even if that packet has gone to everyone.
00:35That is, what can we deduce from this?
00:38We can deduce that in our life, a lot of fights, quarrels, fights, difficulties, problems,
00:43are not due to the fact that we said something.
00:46It is due to the fact that the choice of our words was not right.
00:51The packet was not beautiful.
00:53It was not something that others thought was special and good for me.
00:58So first of all, if you want to move forward in life, learn to choose good words.
01:04This is the biggest key with which you can connect everyone with you.
01:08Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:11Today is the wedding season, so let's go to the band and see if they are getting functions
01:17or not.
01:19Mr. Arun, I have a request.
01:21Yes.
01:22These days, the situation is very bad.
01:24Oh, what happened?
01:25Yes, there are two months of strictness on us.
01:27By the way, DJs have completely outed you people from weddings.
01:31No, no, our DJ, even before Lada, the DJ used to play.
01:34No, no, look, now the DJs have come, they take money, people book them, they play good
01:39songs.
01:40We also have to take money, not bad music.
01:42No, no, why do you need a DJ?
01:44Give it to him, let him play.
01:46Mr. Arun, whatever happens.
01:47Yes, yes.
01:48Lada doesn't come without us.
01:49He doesn't come without us.
01:50He stands with us, you can't see him.
01:53By the way, the DJs who do remixes, they raid the song.
01:56Yes, yes.
01:57And by the way, they also say their names at some places.
02:00A good man is listening to the song.
02:01That's right.
02:02DJ Kartik.
02:04Okay, tell me this, what do you play?
02:07Tambur.
02:08You play Tambur.
02:09Have you ever been to Tambur?
02:11Dude, what do you do?
02:12I perform here at Dafli.
02:14This is not Dafli.
02:15You must have seen the film, Mita Bajan's Laawaras.
02:17Yes.
02:18She played it.
02:19Like this.
02:20Like this.
02:21Like this.
02:22Oh wow.
02:23Mr. Arun's uniforms are ready.
02:24You don't even know what to do.
02:26Okay, by the way, there is one thing.
02:28If you don't mind.
02:29Yes.
02:30The problem is that the uniforms you wear and sit in,
02:33are not working because of this reason.
02:35What reason is that?
02:36If you work hard on your instrument.
02:38Yes.
02:39And move ahead.
02:40Work as hard as possible and play in such a way that you
02:43believe that I can't play in front of this.
02:46Or no one can play.
02:47So even now people are ready to call you.
02:50There is no claim to this work.
02:52What?
02:53I have done it.
02:54I have done it.
02:55It's final.
02:56I can't play in front of this.
02:57Okay, if you haven't done it, it's not final.
02:59There is no claim.
03:00So why are you sitting idle?
03:01This is how we practice.
03:02Now our elders have taught us.
03:03This is the sea.
03:04This is the sea.
03:05This is the sea.
03:06This is the sea.
03:07This is the sea.
03:08This is the sea.
03:09This is the sea.
03:10This is the sea.
03:11This is the sea.
03:12If you want there is the..
03:13We had shops inside our house.
03:14We went infront them and asked them to take us there.
03:16By the time you people go and play on the streets
03:18you won't get any work in having peopleathon.
03:20By the time they see us they are making just jokes on us.
03:23What he wants to say is back another YouTube channel
03:26and upload content on it.
03:28People will watch it.
03:29Like it.
03:30They will call.
03:31They do call you but it's their blessing.
03:32It's our honour.
03:33When did the last time someone call'd you?
03:35It recently passed, it was 4 years back.
03:37I went there at the age of 19.
03:39Then..
03:40People call you and not relatives.
03:42Mr. Ulqaan, you know, the business is not doing so well.
03:45Please give me some money.
03:47You know, the people of this river...
03:49What do you mean? I haven't done any work.
03:51They don't even speak.
03:52They are so impatient to go to the mall.
03:54Yes.
03:55I don't trust them.
03:56Give me some money right away.
03:57Yes, sir. Give me some money.
03:59I've been trusting you for the past four years.
04:01I'm sure you'll become like them when the currency of Pakistan changes.
04:07Do you know when I got this note?
04:08Yes.
04:09It was a ring note.
04:12Okay, listen to me.
04:14I've been trusting you for the past four years.
04:16Don't give me any guesses.
04:17I'm telling you, I'll give you a lot of money.
04:20Keep it safe.
04:21Sir, this money is for the prayers.
04:24What?
04:25Yes. And this...
04:26Don't touch this.
04:28What is this?
04:29This is also for the prayers.
04:30Oh, no.
04:31Okay, I'll take it.
04:31This is also for the prayers.
04:32Yes.
04:33This is for the prayers.
04:33And this...
04:35This is also for the prayers.
04:37You can't even pray properly.
04:39Don't you have a son at home?
04:43Wow, you guys have a lot of money.
04:46Because we have to spend it.
04:47Okay, Mr. Khan.
04:48Give me some.
04:49I told you, I'll give you some.
04:50I know him.
04:51He's from Bakhrabad.
04:53I'm telling you.
04:54Now, he's with the priests again.
04:56Greetings.
04:57You're giving a lot of money.
04:59I think you're good people.
05:00Yes.
05:01Yes.
05:02Come.
05:03Come.
05:04They don't give money.
05:05They have a door to close.
05:06You sit there.
05:07Come here.
05:08Come here.
05:08Get up and start robbing.
05:12You know that Chaudhary Bajaj is here.
05:14Where is Chaudhary sir?
05:15Where is Chaudhary sir?
05:16Chaudhary sir is not here.
05:17Don't you know Chaudhary?
05:19Go to your place, uncle.
05:21Come.
05:21Get down.
05:22Get down.
05:23He's the band leader.
05:24Come.
05:24Sit down.
05:25Chaudhary sir has sent you.
05:28No, I'm Chaudhary Bajaj.
05:29Oh, okay.
05:30Sit down, Bajaj sir.
05:32Tell him to come.
05:33In the name of God.
05:33500 Marabas, 300 tractors.
05:36And 950 fish.
05:38Who can be other than Chaudhary Bajaj?
05:40500 Marabas and 300 tractors.
05:43What?
05:46Chaudhary, your responsibility is not justified.
05:53Chaudhary sir, you look like a fighter of Shah Noor.
05:57You are a black sheep.
06:00No, Chaudhary sir.
06:01You are a black sheep.
06:02Black sheep don't joke.
06:04What else do you want to do?
06:05Chaudhary sir, 500 Marabas.
06:07This is the heart of our family.
06:10You said a good thing.
06:11Listen to me.
06:14Chaudhary sir, tell us.
06:15Whose death anniversary is it?
06:17It's not a death anniversary.
06:19Talk sensibly.
06:21It's my younger brother's wedding.
06:22Oh, my God.
06:24I see.
06:25You have come to book for the wedding procession.
06:27It should be a good band.
06:29So that the band looks good.
06:30And you will get the money.
06:32I tell my brides.
06:35You won't get a penny less than 5000.
06:37Oh, my God.
06:38Yes.
06:39That's why I wish I was a band player.
06:44Band player, you didn't keep a moneylender with you.
06:47I wouldn't have married you.
06:52Chaudhary sir, tell us what you want to say.
06:53Chaudhary sir, tell us what you want to say.
06:56Are you mad?
06:58Chaudhary sir, I have brought tea for you.
06:59Okay.
07:00I have 500 Marabas.
07:01Okay.
07:02I have sold it for a big amount.
07:05Where is the groom?
07:07He will be here in a while.
07:08He will be here in a while.
07:14What is this?
07:15It's called tea.
07:17One, two, three, four, five.
07:19Where is my tea?
07:21It's nothing.
07:22Keep your tea.
07:24What happened?
07:26Tell me.
07:26Do we get tea or tea leaves?
07:29Tell me the address first.
07:31Which band do you belong to?
07:32We belong to Kukoo band.
07:34I don't want Kukoo or Shukoo.
07:36I want the best band in Pakistan.
07:38Then do one thing.
07:39Get Latif's band.
07:40Latif doesn't know how to play the band.
07:43What happened?
07:43It's a bad band.
07:46Send a good band for Rs. 5000.
07:48Chaudhary sir knows what Latif does and what he doesn't.
07:51Do you want Faka band?
07:53It's worse than that.
07:56Do you want Nawazoo band?
07:57It's not good for clarinet.
08:00Chaudhary sir, you must have done 300 tractors.
08:03Listen to me.
08:06Do you know?
08:07We Chaudhary people listen to music.
08:09We understand music.
08:10That's great.
08:12Do one thing.
08:13Get Pico band.
08:15I don't want Pico band.
08:18Get Pico band.
08:21Get Pico band.
08:23He doesn't know how to play the band.
08:25He just plays the song.
08:26He doesn't take space in the band.
08:27Chaudhary sir, I'll give you Rs. 500.
08:31Listen to the song and take space for Rs. 10.
08:34Get Tajoo band.
08:35What kind of a band is this?
08:36Yes, what kind of a band is this?
08:37You won't get a single penny for that.
08:39Here you go.
08:40How will I get you out of the grave?
08:43Listen to me.
08:45Tell me which band is going to the top?
08:48Aman Chand's brother.
08:49Yes.
08:50He's very famous.
08:51New Bahu band.
08:53They play very well.
08:54We'll go with them.
08:56One thing is right.
08:58If you want to go to Benaras, you'll have to go to Chandkar.
09:00He doesn't know how to play the band.
09:01He doesn't even have the courage to give me Rs. 500.
09:07I don't want any other band.
09:08Just finalise this.
09:09If you can't do it, I'll go.
09:11Call him.
09:13Is this a local band or from some other city?
09:15Yes.
09:15He's from our village.
09:17Our village is very big.
09:19How are you, sir?
09:20Are you sitting in the office?
09:22Then come with me.
09:24How much money do you want?
09:26How much money do you want?
09:27Rs. 8 lakhs, Rs. 10 lakhs, Rs. 20 lakhs.
09:29Wow.
09:30What is he saying?
09:31He'll come. No problem.
09:33Trust me. You won't enjoy it.
09:34One minute.
09:37Is the food here?
09:38Yes.
09:39In the name of God.
09:41Go out, sir. I'll get it.
09:42I'll get it.
09:43Go quickly.
09:44Go quickly. It's very hot outside.
09:46Trust me.
09:47Don't worry.
09:48I'll get you a band.
09:50Come, sir.
09:52Sir, he's here.
09:53Come, sir.
09:54Greetings.
09:55Greetings.
09:56How are you, sir?
09:57Greetings.
09:58Wow, Chaudhary sir.
10:00Greetings.
10:02Chaudhary sir, why are you shaking hands?
10:03The teachers should have respected me.
10:05Wow.
10:06Chaudhary sir.
10:07Wow. That's good.
10:10Greetings.
10:11How are you?
10:12Thank God.
10:13I think people usually introduce you as Amanat Chan's brother.
10:18I think so.
10:19Because I've heard about his work and his fame.
10:22The way he works, I think he should be called Amanat Chan's brother.
10:27Wow.
10:28Wow.
10:29That's great.
10:30The way you've worked so hard in this instrument.
10:33I've heard about it.
10:35I think you're speaking in it.
10:37Your words are coming out of your mouth.
10:39Who do you think is your teacher?
10:40He's my spiritual teacher.
10:43He's from Ukhara.
10:45I see.
10:46Ustad Fakir Hussain.
10:47I see.
10:47That's great.
10:48That's a great name.
10:49He's a mehendi artist from the band.
10:50I see.
10:51Wow.
10:52Chaudhary sir, if you sell a tractor,
10:54you'll get a fresh pair of socks, right?
10:57What if a man collects your money
11:02and takes it for a ride?
11:03We have big jelly notes.
11:04Wow.
11:06We were sitting on the stage.
11:08A stranger came and asked for 10,000 rupees.
11:13He asked us to leave immediately.
11:14Yes.
11:17We didn't even check.
11:19Yes.
11:20We were talking about giving him cash.
11:22We gave him 10,000 rupees and collected it.
11:25Yes.
11:25He asked us to give him 10,000 rupees.
11:28We gave him 9,000 rupees worth of shiny notes.
11:32Okay.
11:33We gave him 10,000 rupees.
11:34Okay.
11:35He asked us to collect it immediately.
11:37Yes.
11:37We gave him half of it and told him to stop the band.
11:39We had a lot of money.
11:40Okay.
11:41We were so happy that we came out.
11:44Okay.
11:45We asked him to give us the notes.
11:48Yes.
11:49He gave us 20 jelly notes.
11:51Oh my God.
11:52I am sure he gave them to us.
11:55Did you have a fight at your wedding?
11:58There was a religious community.
11:59They called us.
12:00We were going to Gujarat.
12:02They gave us betel leaves.
12:03They gave us rose necklaces.
12:05Wow.
12:06That's it.
12:06Wow.
12:07We went to the next girl's house.
12:09Yes.
12:10They were singing a song.
12:12They asked us what we had memorized.
12:14Okay.
12:15I started.
12:16Yes.
12:17A guy came to the girl's house.
12:18Yes.
12:19He cursed me.
12:21Okay.
12:22He was standing in front of us.
12:24He was very respectful to us.
12:25Yes.
12:26He looked at me.
12:27He asked me to play the instrument.
12:28I started again.
12:30Yes.
12:31He came again and cursed me.
12:35He had made a plan.
12:36Okay.
12:37He wanted to take revenge on me.
12:41Oh.
12:42The third time he cursed me.
12:45Believe me.
12:45Yes.
12:47A guy came there.
12:48He cursed me the first time.
12:51Oh.
12:52He was hitting girls.
12:53He was hitting men.
12:55I was a big man.
12:56Yes.
12:57He was hitting the guests in the streets.
13:02Mr. Khan, I want to apologize to those who misbehaved with you.
13:07What?
13:10Mr. Khan, I have heard a lot about you.
13:13Yes.
13:13I can't confirm until I see their performance.
13:17Because I am open for money.
13:19Yes.
13:20Mr. Khan, I have brought a man from the office.
13:22Irfaqat.
13:23Yes.
13:23Get up.
13:24I have brought him.
13:25You have brought a man.
13:26I have brought him.
13:28Let's make his band remember Hoshiyariya's song.
13:31It will be great fun if his band remembers Hoshiyariya's song.
13:33Really.
13:34Tell me. How much money will you throw?
13:37On Hoshiyariya's song?
13:38Yes.
13:41Come on, son.
13:42Come on.
13:46Mr. Khan.
13:47Yes, sir.
13:48Okay.
13:48Wow.
13:49Bismillah.
13:50Sir, please play a song for us.
13:51Please. Please.
13:53Please. Please.
13:54Please. Please.
14:04Wow.
14:05Wow.
14:19Wow.
14:33Wow.
14:34Wow.
14:41Wow.
14:49Wow.
15:10Wow.
15:11Wow.
15:20Wow.
15:33Wow.
15:49Wow.
16:14Wow.
16:19Wow.
16:37Wow.
16:41Wow.
16:49Wow.
17:10Wow.
17:12Wow.
17:13Wow.
17:15Magnificent.
17:16Wow.
17:17It's been a long time since I heard a good band.
17:19Wow.
17:19Okay, I'll take your leave now.
17:20What?
17:21Where are you going?
17:23Where are you going to book the tickets?
17:24What booking?
17:25Your brother is getting married.
17:27You are booking the tickets.
17:28My brother will never get married for six months.
17:31Whether he gets married or not, he will be here for 13-14 months.
17:33Hey!
17:35No, sir. This is not the way.
17:36But this is really..
17:37What are you doing with an artist?
17:38Sir, I'll take your leave now.
17:39Come here.
17:40May God bless you with a long life.
17:43Is this your way?
17:44Stand up.
17:44Stand up.
17:45Is this your way?
17:47Is this your way?
17:48Is this your way?
17:50I mean, you are playing with the artists.
17:52Okay, first find out..
17:54First find out if he is the real Chaudhary or not.
17:57I have to take a test.
17:59What test?
18:00Look at this.
18:00Yes.
18:01Have two cups of water.
18:02What?
18:02Sir, give me your hand.
18:04I'll find out.
18:07Who are you?
18:08Who are you?
18:09Tell me who you are, sir.
18:10I am Mr. Chaudhary.
18:12He is feeling cold.
18:13No, sir. If he is feeling cold, I think..
18:15..he is not Mr. Chaudhary.
18:17He is feeling cold.
18:18Then he is not Mr. Chaudhary.
18:19He is not Mr. Chaudhary.
18:21Hey!
18:22He is not Mr. Chaudhary.

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