George Lopez _Mexican Relatives_ Latin Kings of Comedy Tour

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00:00we're different people some people won't wait in line they'll see a line oh god there is

00:11a line mexicans won't wait in line we don't even know what the line's for

00:16go get in line go get in line

00:38and once you get in you let everyone in

00:40they're not gonna get you come on

00:55different people we're not happy for anybody a true latino is never happy when other people

01:00do well our first instinct is negative did you hear ruben got a job at the hospital the

01:07marihuana working at the hospital shit i'm gonna call up watch hello hospital ruben's

01:20at marihuana over that way he'll learn

01:35my grandmother i learned from my grandma grandma 82 years old everything she says

01:38is negative everything grandma hear about maria what that she's pregnant

01:45no she's getting married like i said

01:56with blue eyeshadow so you can see it they keep their eyes closed

02:00are you gonna go to the wedding i went to the first three

02:12she got four kids getting married in a white dress

02:20she should get married in a white dress with black sleeves

02:26and a hole in the front

02:33but tell her i said hi

02:37bring me a plate

02:38that's all they want

02:49we never say congratulations you ever see people man that happy for other people oh

02:52god you're awesome congratulations you rock

03:00we never say congratulations what do we say awesome i think you're up bad or what

03:03we'll still kick your ass

03:09now go to the hallmark store look for that card

03:15can i help you sir yeah you don't have a 19 year old bad card

03:20liar say swear to god swear to god

03:28how about a u.s shit balloon you don't have one of those

03:33shit you guys don't have nothing here

03:37we need our own greeting cards we need we need mexicano greeting cards because the ones

03:41at the stores are too happy we don't understand that

03:44you need one that says heard about your new job you open it up don't fuck it up like the

03:48last time

03:59we're tough from the time we're kids you get that tough love little babies cry the mothers

04:04run over oh my god caitlin are you all right

04:11let him cry mija let him cry it's good for his lungs let him cry

04:23let him cry turn the music up i don't need to hear this shit turn that music

04:34then they go pick you up don't pick him up don't pick him up he's gonna get used to it

04:38don't pick him up now he's gonna want you to hold them and

04:46change them you may as well have another one because you messed that one up

04:56different people we trick you into helping we wait till you sit down ruben what are you

05:02doing right now right now i'm not doing nothing help me fix my truck i gotta pull the transmission

05:09out and put a new one in oh you mean right now right now

05:25i can't do it right now right now when shit probably later later later but not right now

05:34right now you should have told me before

05:47old school we're always late we're late because none of the clocks work in our houses they

05:52don't need batteries the tv is the clock it's always on grandma when do you take your

05:59medicine when judge judy i take my pill we don't have clocks in the house all we have

06:12is calendars from every panaderia we've ever been to on the walls every wall and it's the

06:21same picture the aztec dude and the dead lady and your grandma doesn't want to take

06:32it down that reminds me of me when i was young

06:34and i used to they used to bring me home like that barefoot with a flower in my hair

06:43i never had a water hose at my house that had the metal end

06:54you know it was always cut and cut the minute they had a hole over here they cut

07:03i wanted a nozzle my grandfather like you got a thumb you got a nozzle

07:15how do i turn it off pinch it

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