- 8/30/2024
In a captivating blend of live action and animation, the film traces the evolution of humanity through a unique lens: Cathy, a passionate tour guide at a natural history museum, and Lee, a college student mesmerized by her. As Lee’s fascination with Cathy grows, he finds himself entangled in the museum's exhibits, each revealing pivotal moments in human history and intertwining their lives in unexpected ways.
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00:00:00In 1650, the Archbishop James Usher, calculating from biblical references, fixed the date of the world's creation to have been in the year 4004 BC.
00:00:12Another dedicated cleric, working independently of the Archbishop, not only corroborated his findings, but with further scriptural proof, pinpointed not only the year, but the exact date and time.
00:00:264004 BC, October 23rd, at 9 AM.
00:00:34That was 4004 BC.
00:00:37Meanwhile, a billion years before, give or take a little...
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00:02:20Here on the left, the museum's dramatic exhibit of life-sized statues of man's evolutionary change over millions of years.
00:02:27Ramipithecus, 14 million to 12 million years ago.
00:02:39Australopithecus, 5.5 million to 2 million years ago.
00:02:56Paranthropus, 2 million to 1 million years ago.
00:03:08Advanced Australopithecus, 2 million to 1 million years ago.
00:03:24Homo erectus, 700,000 to 250,000 years ago.
00:03:38Early Homo sapiens, 100,000 years ago.
00:03:54Neanderthal man, 100,000 to 35,000 years ago.
00:04:08Pro-magnon man, 35,000 to 10,000 years ago.
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00:18:33The popularity of erotic poetry and prose.
00:18:41I imagine you all had a ball finding examples for this assignment.
00:18:47In every uptight error, the man with the pen seems not only to let himself be free enough to investigate the myriad pleasures afforded by love, but is allowed by society to get away with it in print.
00:19:05Why? Why if at the same time the cultural code forbids it?
00:19:13It is because one poet's vivid and inventive imagination must serve for the many.
00:19:23He is given license, becoming the symbol of the free spirit, the fulfilled man, a luxury not afforded the masses by reason of their desire to abide by the civilized rules.
00:19:35He becomes a man the hang-up generation envies.
00:19:39If instead of reading this pornography, these hang-up people were to act out their fantasies as healthy animals, the traffic in this literature would drop to nothing.
00:19:49The post office department, the League of Decency, various church and veterans organizations would all be grateful, because they would be relieved of a busy schedule of vigilance, making themselves more available to do in their secret shame what the poets encourage we all do in open delight.
00:20:09Hold it. Hold it. Hold it. Wait. Wait just a minute. We have forgotten one thing. The law.
00:20:24Well, it seems that civilization in its never-ending attempt to curb our animal nature has devised certain unnatural act laws.
00:20:34Now, they even apply, by the way, to unnatural acts between a man and his wife.
00:20:41Now, if yours is the normal sex life of the normal American, you could all be arrested.
00:20:48Let's get to the examples themselves.
00:20:51We'll start over here and go one after another right around the room.
00:20:59To his mistress gone abed by John Donne.
00:21:02Full nakedness, all joys are due to thee.
00:21:05As souls embody, bodies unclothed must be to taste whole joys.
00:21:10Gems which you women use are like a lantern's ball cast in men's views.
00:21:14That, when a fool's eye lighteth on a gem, his earthly soul might court that, not them.
00:21:20Next, please.
00:21:22Sappho's Ode by Catalyst.
00:21:24My bosom glowed. The subtle flame ran quick through all my vital frame.
00:21:29On my dim eyes a darkness hung.
00:21:32My ears with...
00:21:33The performation stage, usually referred to as courtship, is remarkably prolonged by animal standards.
00:21:41Frequently lasting for weeks or even months.
00:21:47As with many other species, it is characterized by tentative, ambivalent behavior.
00:21:53Involving conflicts between fear, aggression, and sexual attraction.
00:22:02The nervousness and hesitancy are slowly reduced if the mutual sexual signals are strong enough.
00:22:11The
00:22:30These involve complex facial expressions, body postures, and focalizations.
00:22:42A courting couple is often referred to as murmuring sweet nothings,
00:22:50and this phase sums up clearly the significance of the tone of voice as opposed to what is being spoken.
00:22:56After the initial stages of visual and vocal display, simple body contacts are made.
00:23:11These usually accompany locomotion, which is considerably increased when the pair are together.
00:24:26Hand-to-hand and arm-to-arm contacts are followed by mouth-to-face,
00:24:46mouth-to-mouth, or neutral embracing occurs both statically and during locomotion.
00:25:01Sonnets, actualities by E.E. Cummings.
00:25:07I like my body when it is with your body.
00:25:10It is so quite new a thing.
00:25:12Sudden spontaneous outbursts of running.
00:25:16Running?
00:25:18Running and chasing.
00:25:22Chasing?
00:25:24Jumping.
00:25:29And dancing are commonly seen.
00:25:35Where are you going?
00:25:43Where are you going?
00:25:46Run!
00:25:48Run!
00:25:50Run!
00:25:51Run!
00:25:52Run!
00:25:53Run!
00:25:54Run!
00:25:55Run!
00:25:56Run!
00:25:57Run!
00:25:58Run!
00:25:59Run!
00:26:00Run!
00:26:01Run!
00:26:02Run!
00:26:03Run!
00:26:04We've been looking at horizons and it is hard on the brain.
00:26:07Sometimes I wonder if it's the car or the highway that rolls through the rain.
00:26:10This day has no number, this day has no name
00:26:15But it's time for the weekend all the same
00:26:19Why don't you put on your Saturday suit
00:26:23And just find a way
00:26:27We could find ourselves a little cafe
00:26:32Where the street people come to play
00:26:37And let the wine and the sunshine
00:26:42Blow our minds away
00:26:45Saturday suit me fine today
00:26:52Baby, won't you Saturday suit me fine today
00:26:59Darling, won't you Saturday suit me fine today
00:27:19This is from the Bible
00:27:22The Song of Songs, which is Solomon's
00:27:26Let him kiss me with the kisses of his mouth
00:27:29For thy love is better than wine
00:27:32Because of the Savior of thy good ointments
00:27:35Thy name is as ointments poured forth
00:27:38Therefore do the virgins love thee
00:27:42A bundle of myrrh is my wealth, beloved unto me
00:27:46He shall lie all night betwixt my breasts
00:27:50Much of this paraformation phase may take place in public
00:27:54But when it passes over to the pre-copulatory and copulatory phase
00:27:58Privacy is sought and the subsequent patterns of behavior
00:28:02Are performed in isolation from the other members of the species
00:28:06As far as is possible
00:28:10Right?
00:28:13Uh, right
00:28:24Right
00:28:41One, two, three, four
00:28:48Go!
00:28:50Three!
00:28:52One, two, three, four
00:29:23You finger paint me
00:29:29I'll finger paint you
00:29:34Remember children and
00:29:39The things they like to do
00:29:46And let your colors flow
00:29:53As they did long ago
00:29:59Before forgetting how
00:30:04But you can finger paint me now
00:30:09Is that the sound of a thunder in the east
00:30:14Finger paint me now
00:30:16Is that the wind that's rising in the trees
00:30:21Love is the answer that
00:30:27We've always known
00:30:31Why then do we let each other live and die alone
00:30:39Finger paint me now
00:30:43With your toy hand
00:30:49You can touch me now
00:30:53I'm just a man
00:31:09I'm just a man
00:31:29You know, we could be arrested
00:31:32We? It's your fantasy
00:31:36All right
00:31:44Did you know monkeys and apes don't fall in love?
00:31:48I keep forgetting
00:31:51A couple of groups come near it
00:31:53But people are the only ones who really pair up
00:31:56For long periods of time, I mean
00:31:59People don't type monkeys
00:32:02Or primates
00:32:05True
00:32:06Have one and you've had them all
00:32:14A couple of facial expressions
00:32:16A grunt and seven seconds later it's over
00:32:19And they're back to separate bananas
00:32:22Well, if you had to lie flat on your back
00:32:25On a branch, a quickie's about all you could handle
00:32:28Wrong, she's on all floors
00:32:30We're the only primates that make face-to-face
00:32:33Good idea for a song
00:32:35A human race makes face-to-face
00:32:39Idiot
00:32:40You hate my music
00:32:42I love it
00:32:49It says here the female
00:32:51Female monkey?
00:32:52Well, she...
00:33:04What about the female monkey?
00:33:07Well, she doesn't seem to experience any kind of orgasm
00:33:11Certainly nothing compared to you
00:33:14Doesn't seem fair
00:33:16What's worse, she only gets a little one week in four
00:33:20One week in four?
00:33:22A little one week in four
00:33:24And if she's pregnant or nursing
00:33:26She just sits on it for the duration
00:33:28It's not fair
00:33:31Lower mammals don't do that well
00:33:33Probably why they sleep all winter
00:33:44The orgasm could work against the monkey's survival
00:33:48She's only got a few days to get fertilized
00:33:51And she better not spend any of that time being satisfied
00:33:54Or she's cutting into her own mating time
00:33:57Will thou have this woman to be
00:33:59Thy lawfully wedded wife
00:34:01To have and to hold
00:34:03For better or worse
00:34:05For richer or poorer
00:34:07But the male monkey gets his rocks off, right?
00:34:10For as long as ye both shall live
00:34:12Always
00:34:13Not you, him
00:34:15I do
00:34:17Will thou have this man
00:34:19To be thy lawfully wedded husband
00:34:21To have and to hold
00:34:23To have and to hold
00:34:25The male monkey's orgasm satisfies him
00:34:28And gives him time to regenerate more sperm
00:34:34I'm regenerating
00:34:36For as long as ye both shall live
00:34:38Is your orgasm for regenerating, too?
00:34:41Oh, I don't really think so
00:34:43But in survival, it has other advantages
00:34:45For instance, it's quite wild
00:34:47Part of the old reward system
00:34:49A little goody for pairing off
00:34:52But mostly, though, it helps assure fertilization
00:34:56Do you understand?
00:34:58I do
00:34:59Well, I don't
00:35:02Simple gravity, twit
00:35:04Look, the female monkey gets herself inseminated
00:35:07And then gets up and walks away on all fours
00:35:10Like nothing happened
00:35:11Well, that's fine
00:35:12Because on all fours, the male sperm can stay put
00:35:15But if your lovely bride here were to get up
00:35:18And head for the refrigerator like the female monkey
00:35:21Two legs and simple gravity
00:35:23Lessen her chances of fertilization
00:35:25So you see, her orgasm
00:35:28Keeps her heavenly horizontal
00:35:31For a safe period
00:35:45You're sneaky
00:35:47Us naked apes are the sexiest primates alive
00:35:50And always ready
00:35:51You name it
00:35:52Down with
00:36:21Next, please
00:36:23The Merry Ballad of Nash
00:36:25His Dildo by Thomas Nash
00:36:27He rubbed in piercer ever to the bone
00:36:30Digging as deep as he could dig for stones
00:36:33Now high, now low
00:36:35Now striking short and thick
00:36:37And diving deeper, piercer to the quick
00:36:40His body presses against my breasts
00:36:43My heart throbs
00:36:44They're still turning each other on
00:36:46His lips are clenched
00:36:48They're still turning each other on.
00:36:51What about me?
00:36:57Show me again.
00:37:02Mr. Rogers?
00:37:05Mr. Rogers?
00:37:11It's your turn.
00:37:14Oh, sorry.
00:37:18I apologize for not having an example of erotic classic literature, but I would like to read something pertaining to attitudes.
00:37:32I mean, to what is biologically natural as opposed to the culturally sinful, as you were saying earlier.
00:37:41Uh, the vast bulk of copulation in our species is obviously concerned not with producing offspring, but with cementing the pair bond by providing mutual rewards for sexual partners.
00:38:01The repeated attainment of sexual consummation for a mated pair is clearly then not some kind of sophisticated, decadent outgrowth of modern civilization, but a deep-rooted, biologically based and evolutionary sound tendency of our species.
00:38:23Any body relationship should be grist to our sexual mill, and as an inventive species, it should be natural for us to experiment with any postures we like.
00:38:33The more, the better, in fact, because this will increase the complexity of the sexual act, increase sexual novelty, and prevent sexual boredom between the members of a long-mated pair.
00:38:45Any improvement in sexual rewards for the members of a mated pair will obviously be important in strengthening the pair bond.
00:38:54Desmond Morris, The Naked Eight.
00:38:58Uh, right.
00:39:10If the nightingales could sing like you, they'd sing much sweeter than they do, for you brought a new kind of love to me.
00:39:26I like what you said about sex variations and pair bonding.
00:39:29Oh, thanks.
00:39:30But since we bonded ourselves into overpopulation, isn't it time we got ourselves unstuck?
00:39:37You brought a new kind of love to me.
00:39:46How about a law that a person can only reproduce himself? You know, one for one? Of course, they'd have to enforce it.
00:39:54You mean with a fine?
00:39:55I mean with scissors.
00:39:58And I am only a man.
00:40:02I would work and slave the whole day through.
00:40:06What the world needs now...
00:40:08So I could hurry home to you...
00:40:12Is a bucket of cold water.
00:40:17Because you brought a new kind of love to me.
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00:43:51Sandra, come on!
00:43:54The lady said follow the yellow line!
00:43:56It's not moving!
00:44:04It took us millions of years to evolve into the sexual hunter.
00:44:08And then we sync up civilization.
00:44:11And how!
00:44:12In a few thousand years, we become civilized.
00:44:15The point is, there was no time to make the adjustment.
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00:51:35Got out and joined the workforce
00:51:40Right
00:51:54You're a dirty old man
00:51:59Yes, but I'm a healthy dirty old man
00:52:02The whole world's geared to staring at each other's goodies
00:52:08Voyeurism is a healthy non-participating sex activity
00:52:13The world should stare at the world
00:52:21Did my wife call oh, yes, she's meeting you downstairs, I'm sorry. Oh, that's all right. It's just that we're going to the country
00:52:30It took us two million years to get out of the trees and the rush hour could take another two million to get back
00:52:51See you Monday Stanley
00:52:59Good night, Bob. I don't forget how you really blew their minds at that meeting today
00:53:06To the eagle and whale what you're gonna do when your systems fail
00:53:18I'll win
00:53:30With the answer near tune in next week tune in next week
00:53:43Of all God's creatures were certainly the wise guys and when we're all pressurized
00:53:53And when we're all sanitized we're still
00:54:00Sure
00:54:07During the week the naked ape rushes to cover the earth with steel and concrete
00:54:12Only to spend his weekend rushing to find what remains of nature
00:54:17All right, ladies and gentlemen, let's follow the yellow line to the next exhibit there
00:54:22We will see displayed the result of man's greatest survival trick his exploratory inventive urge
00:54:35His highly developed mental and physical dexterity have in no way been able to resist the urge to explore
00:54:42His highly developed mental and physical dexterity have enabled him to improve upon nature
00:54:59The same hands that once grasped the branches of trees have since created the treasures of this earth
00:55:11And the same hands that once grasped the branches of trees have since created the treasures of this earth
00:55:41Aid our unlimited creative ability
00:56:03Simpra Simpra Libra Libra
00:56:11Oh
00:56:29Me and
00:56:41Me
00:57:11Oh
00:57:41We have even disciplined our bodies in the creative search for form and beauty
00:58:11When the mind of man is at peace he and his creations are truly the most exquisite on earth
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01:02:59It is one of the ironies of nature that the naked ape while perfecting his greatest survival trick his
01:03:07Inventive exploratory urge has managed to bring himself into conflict with an older more primitive survival trick
01:03:14His aggressive urge
01:03:16All right, let's go. All right, let's move
01:03:21Come on move it out. Let's go. Come on. Let's go here
01:03:27Form a line right over there. Come on. Hey, come on move it out
01:03:33His superior mentality has evolved a species defect one that could cause him to exterminate
01:03:40himself by the end of the century
01:03:44We animals fight amongst ourselves for one of two very good reasons either to establish dominance in a class system
01:03:52Get back in line
01:03:56Or to establish territorial rights over a particular piece of ground
01:04:08Arnold Dickerson here. I'm here. I'm here
01:04:12You're late for the war. Don't worry. There'll be another one along any minute. All right now follow the yellow line in the building
01:04:19Let's go
01:04:27You
01:04:31There is a rigidly established class system in most species of monkeys and apes all right, hold it right here stop
01:04:40With the dominant male in charge of the group others range below him in varying degrees of subordination and envy
01:04:49So when the boss becomes too old to remain top ape
01:04:52He is overthrown by a younger male who then inherits the control and envy of the colony
01:05:03Also in most species of monkeys and apes the
01:05:07responsibility of protecting the territory and the colony
01:05:10Falls to the dominant male who will lay his life on the line in order to protect his colony
01:05:16The naked ape has reversed this procedure it falling instead to the lesser males to defend not only the territory
01:05:24But the colony boss who in return will spare no amount of technology and laying their lives on the line
01:05:46You
01:06:00Make sure he's only got one hand on your shoulder at a time
01:06:16You
01:06:46You
01:07:16You
01:07:46A
01:07:50Gg r e s s i o n
01:07:58A g g r e s s i o n
01:08:16A g g r e s s i o n
01:08:46A g g r e s s i on
01:09:16I
01:09:23Would like it to go on record that I conscientiously object to war I believe in total appeasement
01:09:40What would you do
01:09:42If a vicious enemy suddenly started coming at you armed to the teeth and ready to kill you
01:09:54This is enemy
01:09:59Armed to the teeth
01:10:06Ready to kill me
01:10:13You
01:10:23Well, the first thing I do is throw down my weapon
01:10:28Then I'd show him my hands so that he could see that there wasn't anything in them
01:10:35Then I would salute
01:10:37So that he would see that my hands were flat out in the open and know that I wasn't making a fist
01:10:43And if that didn't work, I'd
01:10:46I'd take off my hat
01:10:48Yeah, I'd definitely take off my hat and make myself very small
01:10:52As small as I could get see I wouldn't want to seem taller than he was. That's why I'd take off my hat
01:11:01I'd lower my head. I'd lower my body. I've had to be good and submissive
01:11:07Yeah
01:11:08um
01:11:10so is a bowing I
01:11:14Think you'd understand a bow
01:11:16or
01:11:18Maybe a curtsy and no no definitely about
01:11:25Kings X
01:11:28That's it I'd try some baby talk that shows that I don't mean a lot of harm
01:11:38I
01:11:42Lots of people talk baby talk perhaps if I offered him a chocolate bar
01:11:52And if he didn't like chocolate
01:11:55I'd show him a few insecurity gestures to make him think that I was totally incapable
01:12:08Birds do things like that
01:12:12Religion is very appeasing if you know the right lousy religion. Oh
01:12:18I think I would smile and and laugh and I think I would laugh a lot
01:12:24I think I would laugh until I started to cry and fall down prostrate on the ground and
01:12:32grovel at his feet
01:12:37Boy
01:12:45Sounds sensible a
01:12:47modicum of caution is required in every soldier
01:12:52but most disputes
01:12:54The basic aggressive threat signals are strong enough to put a stop to the dispute without the contestants coming to blows
01:13:01Then everybody uses appeasement signals. You have nothing to worry about
01:13:07But
01:13:10We're not using spears anymore
01:13:13Weapons have become highly impersonal that developed to be fired
01:13:17Fantastic distances. How the hell's the enemy gonna see my appeasement signals?
01:13:22Look, it's a fair fight. You won't be able to see his either
01:13:27How'd you make out I get it what do I tell him tell me like boys
01:13:58I
01:14:03Think I should tell you I don't like boys
01:14:10Then you'll probably like the army
01:14:27In the Ambrona Valley of Spain two excavations revealed a prehistoric fossil story about a band of Homo
01:14:35Erectus believed to have hunted here over
01:14:38500,000 years ago
01:14:40Most of the tools found in the valley were made of alien stone
01:14:44Which means that they were carried here in anticipation of the hunt
01:14:48These early hunters had some understanding of place and season and could visualize events in the future
01:14:55They knew that the migratory grazing animals would be moving south through such natural funnels as the Ambrona Valley
01:15:03Migrating to the warmer lowlands where they grazed for winter
01:15:06The basic patterns of behavior developed by us in these early days is hunting apes still shines through all our affairs today
01:15:13No matter how lofty we make them appear
01:15:36The basic aggressive urge of the hunt has never changed only its form
01:16:06I
01:16:36I
01:17:06I
01:17:36I
01:18:06I
01:18:14What a piece of work is man
01:18:17How noble and reason?
01:18:19How infinite in faculty?
01:18:22In form and moving how express and admirable in action. I'll like an angel
01:18:30In apprehension, I'll like a god
01:18:33The beauty of the world the paragon of animals
01:19:03You
01:19:33You
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