"Keiner von uns versteht das neue Format": Buffon, Ibrahimovic und Co. in kultigem UEFA-Spot

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In einem selbstironischen Spot nimmt die UEFA die Reformation der Champions League aufs Korn. Mit von der Partie: Gianluigi Buffon, Luis Figo und Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

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00:00Mr. President, I'm almost here. I'm a minute away. What's wrong?

00:07What is this? This doesn't make any sense.

00:10Well, I know you want us to explain the new Champions League format in this video.

00:14But there is one problem. And it's a big one.

00:18Don't look at me.

00:20Wow.

00:22None of us understand the new format, Mr. President.

00:26Gigi, this is not that difficult.

00:29Maybe not for you, but things are not good here.

00:32I'm completely confused.

00:34Why?

00:35Listen, I'm retired now. I have better things to do.

00:38What are we doing?

00:40Relax. I'm pulling up now. I'll take care of it.

00:43Oh, and one more thing, President Scheffering.

00:46What now?

00:47You will never guess who is driving the director crazy.

00:50Oh no.

00:51I knew it. He's complaining about the script, the new format.

00:55He's complaining about everything.

00:57Tell him to calm down. I'll be right there.

00:59Please, get here as soon as you can.

01:02President, I saw the script. It's very complicated.

01:05It's not complicated. It's fine.

01:06Teams will play eight matches in the new league phase.

01:10Are you sure?

01:11It's fine.

01:12No more group stage?

01:13I guess not.

01:14Teams will be seated into four pots of light.

01:17Four different seating pots?

01:20Seating pots. I don't know what it is.

01:23What was wrong with the old format?

01:27Luis!

01:28Oh, Mr. President, we have some questions.

01:30Guys, I don't have time now. Sorry, I don't have time.

01:32Look who's here.

01:33President!

01:34I can't. I don't have time now.

01:36What about the new format?

01:38People have a lot of questions.

01:40Just leave me alone, Luis. It's gonna be fine. It's gonna be fine.

01:45Why is he making this so complicated?

01:47Cut!

01:48This is nonsense.

01:51What's wrong?

01:53Ehrlich?

01:54This guy is impossible.

01:56Come on, it cannot be so bad.

01:58This is absolutely garbage. Who wrote this?

02:02I got this.

02:06I did.

02:08I should have known this came from a lawyer.

02:10Zlatan, Zlatan. Creating problems as usual?

02:12Not really. It's all under control.

02:15So tell me, what do you think about the new format?

02:18Always had problems with the Champions League.

02:21Because you never won it?

02:23I see the president comes with jokes.

02:26By the way, terrible script.

02:28So how would the great Zlatan explain the changes to the world? How?

02:32You keep it simple.

02:34Why does UEFA insist on complicating everything?

02:37Donny, give me some music.

02:39Sure, why not.

02:41Okay, let's do it from the top.

02:42One, two, three and...

02:47We tell the world it's time to change.

02:50Okay.

02:51One table, 36 teams and no more groups of four.

02:55Straightforward.

02:56Each club plays eight different opponents instead of only three.

02:59So the competition becomes better than ever.

03:02I agree. That's why we're doing it.

03:03Fans deserve more action, more jeopardy.

03:06Exactly.

03:07Then why are you feeding them this corporate garbage?

03:11Give them what they want. More football.

03:15Tell them that this is the Champions League,

03:18where the best in the world come to compete.

03:21Tell them that this is an all-or-nothing league,

03:24where legends are made and hearts are broken.

03:28Mr. President, you could even say this is a super...

03:35Hey, wise guy.

03:36I told you, this will never happen.

03:40Mr. President, I come with jokes too.

03:44Donny, who told you to stop?

03:46Come on, let's go.

03:52Football never stands still.

03:55It always evolves.

03:57And now the fans are getting more competitive games.

04:03So that every match, every goal, every point matters.

04:09They're about to see that the best club competition in the world

04:13just got better.

04:15Unbelievable.

04:16Because this is the Champions League.

04:28I've never said this before, but you don't need me.

04:32Let the tournament speak for itself.

04:34Gigi, you can go home now. We're done here.

04:39Are you kidding?

04:45I cancel dinner plans for this.

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