POMNI WAKE UP TIME TO GO ON AN ADVENTURE

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00:00♫

00:19BWAAAH!

00:19Hey, Pummey! Guess what?

00:22No.

00:22You're right!

00:23A pilot to the Amazing Digital Circus reached our goal of ONE VIEW,

00:28and will now be upgraded to EPISODE ONE of the Amazing Digital Circus FULL SERIES!

00:35Is... that... how that normally works?

00:38Shut up! I have so much to show you!

00:40Whoa!

00:41Your little crying face left quite the little crying mark on the internet.

00:45Something I don't canonically have any knowledge of!

00:49Take a look!

00:52What the f*** am I looking at?

00:54The consequences of our actions!

00:57And it's only going to get worse from here.

00:59Uh... oh, no...

01:01But that's not what I'm here to show you!

01:03I'm here to show you all the cool adventures you and your funny buddies are gonna go on!

01:08Like this cool candy kingdom!

01:10And Kinger with a shotgun!

01:12And let's not forget about minimum wage labor!

01:15How about some...

01:16W-wait, wait, wait!

01:17This isn't finished yet! Don't look!

01:18Hi, Kane! I'm gonna kill you!

01:21Uh... what? Why?

01:22I read all the scripts and saw I don't get a single line of dialogue

01:26while the moon gets two!

01:28I mean, I guess we could give you some more lines.

01:31Okay, never mind! I don't wanna kill you anymore!

01:33Speaking of dialogue, there will be all sorts of new dialogue from many of our new colorful characters!

01:39Not me!

01:41With this many new characters,

01:42imagine all the violent shipping wars that we'll be completely powerless to do anything about!

01:50Is... is this a cry for help?

01:54I see...

01:57I blacked out for a second. What happened?

01:59I...

02:01How can we support the production of this cool new show?

02:04Great question, Pomni!

02:05All merch sales go right back into funding the show and allow us to do bigger and crazier things!

02:12Wowee! I'd become a pen if it meant getting sold to fund more wacky adven-

02:17Like this bubble pen!

02:19W-what?

02:20And this pomni-pen!

02:21And we can't forget about this-

02:23AAAAAAA-

02:23Me, plushie!

02:25Also available is this cool shirt and Digital Circus sticker sheet!

02:29Plus a limited edition vinyl record featuring all the songs from the Digital Circus pilot!

02:36And I haven't even mentioned these cool plastic figurines that well-adjusted people can be normal and responsible with!

02:43These products are only available at digitalcircus.store!

02:47Any other source is a DIRTY BOOTLEG and won't support the show, no matter how f*** they look!

02:53That's digitalcircus.store!

03:00And that's all I have to announce!

03:03Bye!

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