It's Showtime: Meme Vice, TUWANG-TUWA kay searchee Jam! (EXpecially For You)

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00:00This is Searchy No. 1.
00:02Reveal!
00:11Hello!
00:12What's up, Madlung people!
00:14I'm Jam, 22 years old,
00:16the multimedia artist of Pasay City.
00:20Beautiful!
00:21Hello!
00:23So, where did you go?
00:25Over there.
00:27Over there.
00:29She's been in Pasay City recently.
00:30She's beautiful.
00:31Her skin is beautiful.
00:32She was endorsed by Chin Sung Soon in 1962.
00:35Her way of speaking is beautiful.
00:37What's up, Madlung people!
00:39Are you Chinese?
00:40Yes.
00:42What's your percentage?
00:43Pure.
00:45So, where do you buy groceries?
00:46Pure Gold?
00:49What's your surname?
00:51San.
00:52Jam San.
00:54Jam Sam?
00:55Jam San?
00:56Jamila San.
00:57Samila San.
00:59S-A-N, S-A-N.
01:01S-A-N.
01:02Samila San.
01:04Okay.
01:05How old are you, Jam?
01:06I'm 22 years old.
01:0722 years old.
01:08Are you studying?
01:09I'm graduating this October.
01:10Which school?
01:11From the LaSalle College of St. Benilde.
01:13Wow!
01:18The LaSalle College of St. Benilde.
01:20There are a lot of people there.
01:21Yes.
01:23I used to know a lot of people there.
01:26They're always drunk on Thursdays.
01:28Yes.
01:30They don't go to school.
01:31Oh, they don't go to school.
01:32Is your school already built?
01:34No, it's still under construction.
01:36Why did you ask that?
01:37Because...
01:38Benilde.
01:39Benilde!
01:47Their school has an escalator.
01:49Why?
01:50Right?
01:51Yes, there's an escalator.
01:52Like a mall.
01:54There's an escalator.
01:56There's also a hold-up at your school.
01:59No?
02:00No, there isn't.
02:01Your school sucks.
02:03Our school has one.
02:06Your school is boring.
02:08No thrill?
02:09Yes.
02:10Is there something that's bothering your school?
02:12No, there isn't.
02:13Your school sucks.
02:15No thrill?
02:16Yes.
02:17You call that a thrill?
02:18Yes.
02:19I might just sleep on your props.
02:21Just kidding.
02:22Benilde is beautiful.
02:24Yes.
02:26What's your major?
02:27Multimedia Arts.
02:29Can you show us how it's pronounced?
02:31How?
02:32Multimedia Arts.
02:34Multimedia Arts.
02:38And you're graduating in October.
02:40Yes, sir.
02:42You can work here at ABS-CN.
02:45Don't do that.
02:46There are still a lot of people who got fired.
02:50Those who got fired haven't returned yet.
02:52Of course, we'll prioritize those who got fired.
02:56That's true.
02:58Sorry.
03:00Those who got retrenched.
03:01Of course, we'll prioritize those who got retrenched.
03:03And we'll increase the number of retrenched students.
03:06And he's still studying.
03:09But you're welcome here at ABS-CN.
03:10Actually, we have a lot of OJT students.
03:12Yes.
03:13There they are.
03:14There, look.
03:15There are a lot of OJT students, but they're just chatting.
03:17They're not really observing.
03:19They're just taking pictures of the shoes of the artists.
03:22And they're talking to each other.
03:23But they're not really learning anything.
03:26Just kidding.
03:27No, thank you.
03:28Those OJT students are a big help.
03:30Those are the ones who teach the titles of our music.
03:33Correct.
03:35Thank you, guys.
03:36And when they dry run, they dry run for us.
03:40OJT students, thank you very much.
03:42You have a role here in our house.
03:46And I hope you're really learning something.
03:49You're just playing around and gossiping about us.
03:53You're looking at how we interact with each other.
03:57In the chat group.
03:58Tomorrow, the whole PLM will know.
04:01Oh, it looks like Bay and Ayon didn't really get together yesterday.
04:04Like that.
04:06Oh, they didn't close their jackets.
04:08They're just playing around.
04:09Oh, like that.
04:10The FAU already knows.
04:12Like that.
04:14Oh, yeah.
04:15Sean is really strong.
04:19Congratulations.
04:20I can't imagine.
04:21Your parents are so happy for you.
04:23You're about to have a baby girl.
04:26Do you have a boyfriend already?
04:27None.
04:28Right now, none.
04:29None?
04:30Never ever?
04:31Oh, two.
04:32Two.
04:33When was the last time?
04:34Last year.
04:37Do you have any pick-up line for third?
04:38Wow.
04:39Hey!
04:41Why are you speaking English in the middle of the night?
04:43I need it.
04:44So when you go to FAU, you just text?
04:49Wow.
04:50Do you have any further questions?
04:52Hey, you're not supposed to talk to me like that.
04:55There's a hiccup.
04:56Yes, you text me,
04:57How are you?
04:59You're making fun of me.
05:01You should be built in English.
05:03Just let it be.
05:04Remember, your school is not yet over.
05:07You're built.
05:08Yeah.
05:09What do you have to say there?
05:10Come on.
05:13Come on, tell us.
05:14We're here to listen.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16Awesome.
05:18Listen?
05:19We're here to listen.
05:20What?
05:21Third, right?
05:22Third?
05:23What's third?
05:24There's an H.
05:25Third.
05:26My God.
05:27That's how it is.
05:28Isn't it nice to have rice?
05:29That's how it is.
05:31Say third.
05:32The name spelled with T, with an H, with an I, with an R, with a T.
05:37Third.
05:39Okay.
05:40Third.
05:41Soft T-H.
05:42Third.
05:43Third.
05:44Okay, you have to articulate.
05:45Say it again.
05:46Use your articulators.
05:47Open your mouth.
05:49Open your mouth.
05:52Say ah.
05:55Say eh.
05:58Say ih.
06:01You have to feel that you are stressing the vowel.
06:04Say ih.
06:07Say oh.
06:10Not ah.
06:11It's oh.
06:14Say ooh.
06:16Ooh.
06:21There should be a tear coming from here.
06:24Ooh.
06:25Why is there a tear coming from here?
06:27It's dyspepsia.
06:29Why is your hand on his H?
06:31Why is it on his H?
06:32There.
06:37That's what you call unconditional love.
06:44We're just joking.
06:45It's okay.
06:46We know that you're a smart kid.
06:50Are you a rocket?
06:52That's beautiful.
06:54Are you a rocket?
06:58Are you a rocket?
07:00Why?
07:01It's faster than our boat.
07:06Where does the boat go?
07:13Again.
07:14Again.
07:15Are you a rocket?
07:16Why?
07:17No.
07:18The answer is,
07:19Are you a rocket?
07:20The answer is,
07:21Why?
07:22You.
07:23That was beautiful.
07:24Jump with me.
07:25Reciprocate.
07:26Do it again.
07:27Jump once more, girl.
07:28Are you a rocket?
07:29Why?
07:33Pass it on.
07:34Pass it on.
07:35Admit it.
07:36You were listening.
07:39You're compatible.
07:41One more time with feelings.
07:42This is it.
07:43Go, Jam.
07:44Are you a rocket?
07:45Why?
07:46Because I want to launch with you.
07:50That's right.
07:52Launching.
07:53Launching.
07:55Are you a rocket?
07:57Rocket?
07:58That's explosive.
08:01Yes.
08:02I can't do that.
08:05Leave your hair in the air.
08:08Where is it?
08:11Thank you, Jam.
08:12That's so cute.
08:13Who taught you how to do the pick-up line?
08:17Myself.
08:18You're talking to yourself.
08:21Thank her.
08:23Say hi to yourself.

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