Dungeons & Dragons (Ep.05) In Search of the Dungeon Master

Retro Jethro

Dungeon Master is captured by Warduke and frozen in a magic crystal.

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00:00Hey, look! A Dungeons and Dragons ride!

00:08Wow! Neat!

00:10Give me a break!

00:12I don't like this!

00:14Whoa! What's happening?

00:16Whoa!

00:18Where are we?

00:20Look out!

00:24Fear not, Ranger!

00:26Ranger?

00:28Barbarian?

00:30Magician? Thief?

00:32Cavalier?

00:34And Acrobat?

00:46Who was that?

00:48That was Venger, the force of evil!

00:50I am Dungeon Master,

00:52your guide in the realm of

00:54Dungeons and Dragons!

01:10Admit it, Hank, you don't have the faintest idea

01:12where we're going.

01:14Dungeon Master said we'd find a clue

01:16to help us get home in a forest with no trees.

01:18Dungeon Master's an airhead.

01:20How can you have a forest with no trees?

01:22He knows what he really meant.

01:24That's it! You said the magic word, Presto!

01:26I did?

01:28It's not N-O-N-O. It's K-N-O-W-N-O.

01:30No trees. Trees that know.

01:32Oh, that's ridiculous.

01:34Trees don't know anything.

01:36I beg your pardon.

01:42Sounds like the young Cavalier

01:44has met his first no tree.

01:48Come.

01:50The adventurers are in need of some assistance.

01:52Uh-oh!

01:56Get him!

02:02Dear me!

02:04Buddy-whoops!

02:06Uh-oh!

02:18I haven't done this in years.

02:26I'd almost forgotten

02:28how much fun this sort of thing can be.

02:30Your fun has ended, Dungeon Master.

02:36Of course I know the way out of this world.

02:38I'm a no tree.

02:40I know everything there is to know.

02:42How do we know he knows?

02:44Ask me anything.

02:46Okay. Who won the 1981 World Series?

02:48Simple. The Greywood Elves.

02:50The who?

02:52That thing doesn't know it's trunked

02:54from a hole in the ground.

02:56However, if you're referring to the

02:5881 World Series in your world,

03:00it was the Dodgers over the Yankees

03:02who won the World Series.

03:04It was the Dodgers over the Yankees.

03:06Four games to two.

03:08Gosh. He really does know.

03:10If you're such a great know-it-all,

03:12how do we get out of this place?

03:14Oh, dear. Your friend, the Dungeon Master,

03:16is in great danger.

03:18Who cares? How do we get home?

03:20Dungeon Master in trouble?

03:22We've got to help him.

03:24Oh, brother.

03:28Hey, wait a minute.

03:30Take him to the caves.

03:34There's something moving up ahead.

03:36And up there, too.

03:38Look!

03:44Something tells me

03:46if these guys touch us,

03:48we'll get more than wards.

03:50Hello. We come in peace.

03:52A lot of good that's gonna do.

03:54Always works in the movies.

03:58So much for the money.

04:00Let's go.

04:02So much for the movies.

04:04Time for some fireworks.

04:12Yuck. I hate frogs.

04:16Stay away from my sister,

04:18slime face.

04:22Hold this, fellas.

04:28Who are those guys?

04:30Who cares?

04:32Pull something out of that stupid hat of yours.

04:34What should I pull out?

04:36An army tank would be nice.

04:40Here goes nothing.

04:42Eww.

04:44Giant fly.

04:46Must have been something rotten in my hat.

04:48The only thing rotten around here

04:50is your magic.

04:54Rotten or not,

04:56Resto's magic may just save our necks.

04:58Come on.

05:04I think

05:06we lost them.

05:08And I think

05:10we lost ourselves, too.

05:12We've got to figure out how to find the dungeon master.

05:14Oh, what for?

05:16I say we forget about that little drip

05:18and try to buy our way home.

05:20With what? Fairy dust?

05:22No. Money.

05:24You've got to be kidding.

05:26There are no fairies in this world.

05:28Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.

05:30The first person I see, I'm going to make an offer

05:32they can't refuse.

05:36Some deal.

05:42What's he saying?

05:44How should I know?

05:46He's saying that those bullywugs took away the dungeon master

05:48and he knows where they went.

05:50How did you know that?

05:52I don't know.

05:54We have no choice, Eric.

05:56Dungeon master may need our help.

05:58Lead on.

06:16It's a long time you got here.

06:18Time I have plenty of.

06:20What have you got?

06:22I've got a jewel for the crown of your master.

06:26Is he?

06:28No. The red glow indicates

06:30a life force is still with him.

06:32Tell Venture that dungeon master

06:34is his for the right price.

06:36Now go.

06:38Very soon, dungeon master.

06:40You shall be worth ten times

06:42the trouble it took to capture you.

06:44Are you sure he said this

06:46is the way to dungeon master?

06:48Sure, I'm sure. I think.

06:50Say, how far down is it, Presto?

06:52I don't know. I haven't looked.

06:58Well?

07:00Nothing to worry about, Eric.

07:02If we fall, we won't hit the bottom.

07:04Oh, good.

07:06Because there isn't one.

07:08We'll have to turn back.

07:10Wait a minute. We can't give up yet.

07:12What would dungeon master do in a situation like this?

07:14Huh. Disappear.

07:17He says all we have to do

07:19is fly to the other side.

07:21In case he hadn't noticed,

07:23we don't have wings.

07:25No, but maybe Presto can conjure up some.

07:27Gee, I don't think so, Sheila.

07:29Lately, my hocus pocus

07:31has been out of focus.

07:33Give it a try, Presto. You can do it.

07:35Okay.

07:37Abracum dabracum. Whoa!

07:39Nice trick.

07:41Hey, look!

07:43My hat's coming back.

07:46That's not all that's coming back.

07:50Take cover.

07:52Cover? What cover?

07:54Hey!

07:58Robbie!

08:05I knew we shouldn't listen to that fairy.

08:08They're going to drop us.

08:10I don't believe it.

08:12They're friendly.

08:16Dungeon master, close.

08:19He says dungeon master isn't far.

08:21Let's go.

08:26In there.

08:28Dungeon master, in there.

08:30Are you sure he's in there?

08:32That cave looks like it's alive.

08:34Ew.

08:36And something tells me it doesn't brush between meals.

08:38We owe it to dungeon master

08:40to go in there and help him.

08:42Wrong. I don't owe that little runt a thing.

08:44No way I'm going in there.

08:46I'm finding my own way out of this nightmare.

08:48Eric, wait!

08:50Don't worry.

08:52If I find a way home, I'll send help.

08:54The marines.

08:56I hope we don't regret this.

08:58I regret it already.

09:08This place gives me the creeps.

09:15What was that?

09:17I don't know. It felt like the walls were moving.

09:29Maybe it's friendly.

09:34Maybe not.

09:37Presto.

09:39See if you can whip up a spell

09:41that'll stop that thing.

09:43Come on, Dad.

09:45Abracadabra.

09:47Oh, sorry.

10:00Oh, no!

10:02It's a dead end.

10:04I think this is it, guys.

10:16We won't give up that easily.

10:19Hey, stone face!

10:21Sheila, no!

10:23You guys run for it.

10:30Wait, this way.

10:33Hey, lose something, boulder breath.

10:41I've got to go back and help Sheila.

10:48Oh, yeah.

10:50Hurry and stop me.

10:52Hey, let me go, bacon face.

10:55What do you want with us?

10:57Mark wants to welcome you.

10:59Did you hear that?

11:01He wants to welcome us.

11:03For a minute there, I thought we were in trouble.

11:05Where exactly are you welcoming us to?

11:15I don't know.

11:17I don't know.

11:19I don't know.

11:21I don't know.

11:24I don't know.

11:26I don't know.

11:28To the slave mines of Daramorn.

11:30Where else?

11:32We're in trouble.

11:35Okay.

11:51Hang on, I'll keep you cool, Eric.

11:53Things aren't as bad as they look.

11:55There must be someone around this mud pit

11:57that can help me.

11:59There's someone.

12:01Excuse me.

12:03I wonder if you...

12:05Yes?

12:29Well, what is it?

12:31I have news.

12:33Yes?

12:35Wardook has captured Dungeon Master.

12:37Unlikely.

12:39I saw him.

12:41You saw him?

12:43Wardook says Dungeon Master is yours

12:45for the right price.

12:47The right price?

12:49Wardook has either become very brave

12:51or very stupid.

12:53However, I've waited many years

12:55for Dungeon Master to make this mistake.

12:57I will see to it

12:59that it's his last.

13:13Can't you dig any faster?

13:15Ease off, loudmouth.

13:17You get what you pay for.

13:19We're digging. We're digging.

13:30Get your greasy claws

13:32off my meat crawler.

13:39What's for dessert?

13:47How am I going to get Bobby

13:49and the others out of this?

13:51Who goes there?

13:53Must have been a shadow.

14:00This is worse than team class.

14:04Gosh, my magic club

14:06works better than this.

14:08What I wouldn't give to see

14:10Dungeon Master's wrinkly little face right now.

14:12Say, Dungeon Master, did you?

14:14Uh, yeah. You know him?

14:16Know him, I don't.

14:18Know where he is, I do.

14:20You gotta tell us.

14:22Yeah, he'll rescue us.

14:24Rescue you, he will not.

14:26Unless him you rescue first.

14:28But promise me first,

14:30my people, you will free.

14:32Sure, sure. You got a deal.

14:34Now, where is he?

14:36On the other side of this wall, he is.

14:38It'll take us 200 years

14:40to dig through that.

14:42Not with our weapons.

14:44Yeah, but how do we get him

14:46away from those slobs?

14:54Hello? Anyone?

14:56I'd pay a thousand dollars

14:58for a taxi cab right now.

15:12Oh, yuck!

15:15Uni!

15:21Good idea, Uni.

15:26Give me five seconds.

15:28Then act really crazy.

15:44Good.

15:46Not that bad.

15:57Ow!

15:59Come back here, you!

16:05Sheila, I bring gifts.

16:11Nice going, sis.

16:13Hurry, we've gotta get through this mine wall.

16:17We did it!

16:23Look, Dungeon Master.

16:25Poor Dungeon Master.

16:29How can we get him out of here?

16:31You can't.

16:33Avenger!

16:40Avenger!

16:42Avenger!

16:45The life force has left him.

16:47And for you,

16:49the game is over.

16:58I didn't mean to step in your nest, honest.

17:02Give me those weapons.

17:05Now!

17:07Okay, we're giving, we're giving.

17:10Go for it!

17:15Eric, I thought you left us.

17:17Me? You kidding?

17:19I wouldn't leave you guys behind.

17:21Don't let them get away!

17:27Looking for me?

17:31No!

17:33No!

17:35No!

17:38No!

17:53Enough!

17:59Presto, try something.

18:01Anything.

18:03Right. Omenis, come here.

18:05Someone get this out of here.

18:11Prepare to meet your doom, young one.

18:14Not without a fight.

18:24Good morning, Dungeon Master.

18:26He's alive!

18:28I wonder if he's got a riddle that covers this.

18:30Your life force is stronger than I suspected, old one.

18:34As it should be.

18:36But not strong enough.

18:40Dungeon Master, look out!

18:44Evil energy is like evil thoughts.

18:47It changes direction, and it changes to good.

18:55Your power has grown weak and feeble, old man.

19:04No!

19:10Hurry, he will regain his form in a short time.

19:13Wait, I almost forgot about bringing the dwarves.

19:19Come on!

19:23Quickly, we have no time to waste.

19:30Follow me!

19:33Dungeon Master, look!

19:38There's too many of them!

19:40We'll never stop all of them.

19:42Not to worry, you won't have to.

19:57Wow, you're powerful!

20:00With power like that, I don't see how anybody could capture you.

20:04Unless he wanted them to.

20:08How come you don't use your power all the time?

20:11Yeah, like to get us out of here.

20:13The answer does not rest within one's power.

20:16It rests within one's self.

20:19Oh, brother, that's deep.

20:30To be continued...

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