- 8/25/2024
Khichdi episode 4
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00:00What are we going to do without you?
00:05What are you going to do without me?
00:07Yes, tell me, auntie Champa.
00:10What can I do if I don't cry?
00:12So much has happened, and you're telling me today?
00:17Am I a stranger?
00:20Tomorrow, if you don't repair the television,
00:22then you can watch it.
00:25You haven't watched TV for three days.
00:26Does it suit us?
00:29Bhabhi, Jai Shree Bhabhi!
00:31Oho! You didn't even let me gossip in peace, God!
00:34Yes, tell me, what is it?
00:36Here, all for you.
00:38I got it according to your liking.
00:40How do you like it?
00:41Oh wow!
00:43Superb!
00:45I can't tell that it's second hand.
00:48Second hand?
00:49Bhabhi, this is brand new.
00:51My aunt told me to get it fall beading, so I got a little late.
00:55How do you like it?
00:57You're like my son.
00:59A step-son.
01:01And a mother's choice is a son's choice.
01:04Raju!
01:05Look, Bakri Bhaiyya is here.
01:07Bakri Bhaiyya?
01:08Yes.
01:10Raju, you lost that cello tape, right?
01:12Yes.
01:13I found it.
01:15Ask me where.
01:16Where?
01:17On my face.
01:19That old lady put tape on my face to stop my nonsense.
01:23I found out immediately after two hours that she put tape on my face.
01:27Jassi Bhabhi?
01:28Here, a special gift for you.
01:30I packed it.
01:31She took the tape out of my mouth.
01:33Gift?
01:34Yes, a gift, and that too a surprise.
01:36I know what's in it, Bhabhi.
01:38But Hansa didn't know that it has gold bangles and earrings.
01:41Even you won't be able to guess that it has gold bangles and earrings.
01:44Huh?
01:45Guess?
01:46Tell me, tell me.
01:47Guess what's in it, tell me.
01:50One minute.
01:55Puri Bhaji?
01:57Wrong.
01:59It has gold bangles and earrings.
02:01I told you you wouldn't be able to guess.
02:03Not at all.
02:05Jassi Bhabhi?
02:07Raju?
02:08Yes.
02:09Guess what's in it, tell me.
02:13Gold bangles and earrings?
02:16You opened the gift and saw it, right?
02:18Yes.
02:19Jai Shree!
02:21Oh ho!
02:23Here's a new problem.
02:26Raful Bhaiya, Raju,
02:29I'm very sorry to say this,
02:32but,
02:34thank you very much.
02:38Jai Shree!
02:39Pack your bags!
02:41Dad, relax!
02:43Shut up!
02:44Jai Shree, pack your bags!
02:46Dad, what happened?
02:48I can't stay in this house with my mother.
02:50Pack your bags!
02:51Dad,
02:52tomorrow the groom's family is coming to have free food.
02:54And you're talking about going?
02:56Go the day after tomorrow.
02:57No, no, pack your mother's bags.
03:00She's leaving this house, not me.
03:02Really?
03:03Wow!
03:04But where is she?
03:05She fought with her father and went shopping alone.
03:08Naughty girl.
03:09Then tell her to stay in the shop
03:11or don't come back home.
03:13Dad,
03:14what's the shopkeeper's fault?
03:16And what happened?
03:18It was a mistake that I went shopping with him.
03:21Do you know what he said in front of everyone?
03:24He called me a miser, a miser, a miser.
03:29He shouldn't have called you a miser.
03:31Yes, a miser is still fine.
03:33Am I a miser, Jai Shree?
03:34Look at this.
03:36Look at this, your set.
03:38It's worth 20,000.
03:40Am I a miser?
03:41And look at this, your saris.
03:43I've selected them one by one.
03:45They must be worth at least 5,000.
03:48Am I a miser?
03:49Then you should have got your aunt those slippers.
03:52They were only worth 1,500.
03:54Slippers?
03:55They were 6-inch high-heeled sandals.
03:57Very poor, Max.
03:59Subtract one.
04:00They were 5-inch, son.
04:01Shut up, Max teacher.
04:03One minute.
04:04Dad,
04:05Meera,
04:06both of you calm down.
04:08And listen to me.
04:10All of you have brought so much for me.
04:14For this,
04:15thank you very much.
04:19I know
04:21that because of my shame, for a few days
04:24I won't be able to badmouth all of you.
04:27It will be very painful.
04:30But I will manage somehow.
04:34But seeing all of your love, I am so happy today
04:37that I will bring kulfi for everyone
04:39and milk and khichdi for brother Praful.
04:43Dad, Meera, will you continue?
04:46Yes, I am not going to tolerate it.
04:48Siler.
04:49What Siler?
04:50Did you see what all she has brought?
05:08Oh my God!
05:09Sister-in-law Hansa,
05:10what are you doing in the kitchen?
05:12Police! Police!
05:13Why?
05:14Can't I come to the kitchen?
05:16Yes, but you used to come to the kitchen after cooking.
05:19What are you doing right now?
05:21What will people say if they see you?
05:23Sit.
05:24Yesterday everyone gave you some gift.
05:27This is my gift.
05:29Today I have decided that I will cook in the kitchen for an hour.
05:33What?
05:34What?
05:35Don't you feel ashamed?
05:37You are threatening me and scaring me.
05:39Come on, get up.
05:40Get up from here.
05:41Today the groom's family is coming here to digest free food.
05:44And what about you?
05:46So today they will eat what I cook.
05:48Yes.
05:49And I will beat everyone.
05:51Do you know what gas is called?
05:53Come on, Jayshree.
05:55Even my aunt knows what gas is called.
05:59How do I light this?
06:00If I understand this, the kitchen will start.
06:03Look, Praful has brought a new cookbook for me.
06:07Is it imported?
06:08But this is in English.
06:10So what?
06:11Praful is there.
06:13Hey Ramse.
06:14Brother Praful and English?
06:16Have you ever thought about the terrible consequences of this?
06:22I am here.
06:23I will teach you everything.
06:25And listen, cooking for me is as easy as clicking a finger.
06:29This is a clap.
06:32I was testing you whether you have concentration in the kitchen or not.
06:36Understood?
06:37Now, take two spoons.
06:43Two spoons, Ansa.
06:44Three spoons.
06:46Put it.
06:49Very good.
06:50Now take baking powder.
06:53What does baking powder mean?
06:56Powder, Ansa.
06:58Hey, don't put it on your face.
07:00Don't put it on your face.
07:01After bathing.
07:02Yes, this.
07:03Correct, put it.
07:05Put it.
07:06Very good.
07:07Oh my God.
07:09After so many conspiracies, it was very difficult to fix Meera's alliance.
07:13You want to break that alliance and our dream?
07:16Come on, get up.
07:18Let me make one item.
07:20I will make carrot pudding.
07:22But this is radish.
07:23So what if it is radish?
07:25I have color.
07:26I will put it.
07:27No one will even know.
07:29Oh my God, Ansa.
07:30What a color.
07:34Where is this smell coming from?
07:36Ansa, have you kept the gas on?
07:39Since when?
07:40Who will go to find the gas button at the end time?
07:43Ansa.
07:50Father.
07:54Father too.
07:55Breakfast.
08:00My dear daughter, I didn't expect this from you.
08:03What makeup have you put on in the name of fashion?
08:09Father, this is not makeup.
08:11Hanifa is cooking.
08:12What?
08:25Father, why are you laughing?
08:27Praful, why are we all laughing?
08:29As a ritual, we have to laugh when the wedding is fixed.
08:33Without any reason. It's a tradition.
08:40Sister-in-law Jayashree, give her the gift.
08:41Yes. Here you go.
08:42Where is sister Meera?
08:44What's the need for sister Meera?
08:45She must have gone to give her tuition.
08:47Father, here you go.
08:48Give Rs. 1.25 and coconut to sister Hasumati.
08:51Mother, get up.
08:54Have you reached the station?
08:55Mother, we have come to take the gift for father.
08:58Praful, why does he always feel that he is sitting in a train?
09:04Hansa, he must feel that he is sitting in a train.
09:07Just imagine how expensive the plane tickets have become.
09:11But I always travel in a plane.
09:14He has started again.
09:16Shut up.
09:16Uncle, give the gift quickly.
09:18Mother, get up. We have reached the station.
09:24Here you go, Hasumati.
09:25This is coconut and Rs. 1.25.
09:27No. I don't know how to make chutney.
09:30Mother, he is giving you the gift, uncle.
09:34Okay. I thought I will have to make coconut chutney..
09:38..with the coriander and chillies for Rs. 1.25.
09:47Here you go. Have some sweets.
09:49No. I don't even drink the water of a girl's house.
09:54But Meera is our daughter.
09:56No matter whose daughter she is..
09:58..in general, they don't drink the water of a girl's house.
10:01Ramdevi, here you go. Have some sweets.
10:07Sister Hasumati, explain to my brother.
10:10Your brother has also come?
10:13Where is he?
10:14Mother, his brother means my father to you.
10:19Oh!
10:21Oh! Father and son-in-law are brothers.
10:25Then how will they get married?
10:27Bhavesh Kumar, it's me.
10:30He has found a chance again.
10:32Hansa, Bhavesh Kumar's father is father's brother.
10:35That means..
10:39Did you understand?
10:40Yes.
10:41Very good.
10:41What very good?
10:43I don't know his name.
10:44That's why I addressed him as brother.
10:49What is your name?
10:50Maganlal.
10:51Wow! What a beautiful name.
10:55I have never heard it before.
10:57Yes. The drunkard who comes to our house to collect garbage..
11:00..his name is also Maganlal.
11:02Yes. But still, Bhavesh Kumar, I have never heard it before.
11:05Mr. Maganlal, have it.
11:07The shopkeeper has made all this with his own hands.
11:10Is it? How much will it cost?
11:14I mean, what is the price of a cashew nut?
11:17It's free, Mr. Maganlal. It's free for you.
11:19Will we take money from you?
11:21Is it?
11:23I have to pay for tea in my house.
11:26Papa, very bad.
11:30Didn't papa tell you that we pay him to do all the household chores?
11:35Uncle, it's our family tradition.
11:37There is no price for free.
11:39Everything should have a price.
11:41That's why American values are already there.
11:44We have Indian values.
11:47Entire country is Indian.
11:49Yes. If you have to pay, bargain at the cremation ground too.
11:53And if you get it for free, don't even spare the beatings.
11:58Mr. Maganlal, let's talk about the rest.
12:02I mean, give and take, etc.
12:05What did you say?
12:07Give and take?
12:09Bhavesh Kumar.
12:10I don't want to hear anything. Get the car out, papa.
12:11Bhavesh Kumar, why are you getting angry for no reason?
12:13Papa, I told you to get the car out.
12:15Bhavesh Kumar, you are misunderstanding.
12:17I am absolutely right.
12:19Papa, I told you to get the car out.
12:21Mummy, get up.
12:22He has come to the station.
12:23Make him sit in the third class.
12:26Sister Rasumati, stop.
12:27Mr. Maganlal, stop.
12:29Take Bhavesh Kumar away.
12:31Hey, shut up.
12:33Bhavesh Kumar, you are misunderstanding.
12:36By give and take, I mean...
12:37Give and take?
12:39How can you even use the word give and take?
12:42But I...
12:42What but?
12:44In today's world, educated people talk about giving and taking.
12:47But people like you...
12:49You shouldn't say such things.
12:51Okay, okay.
12:52I won't. I won't.
12:54I see.
12:55That means you will get rid of Meera sister for cheap.
12:58Yes, sister-in-law.
12:59Now the snake will die and the stick won't break.
13:02Rajesh, where did the snake come from?
13:05Bhavesh Kumar, it's me.
13:10Bhavesh Kumar, I told you it's me.
13:11I know. I know. It's you.
13:12But why are you here?
13:14You are so stubborn.
13:15You are always talking about me.
13:17Correct.
13:19Don't call him for the wedding.
13:20Okay.
13:22And uncle, tell Meera that I will meet her...
13:25...in the geometry class in the second class.
13:29And yes, remember one thing.
13:31Dowry is equal to marriage cancelled.
13:33Okay?
13:34Okay.
13:36Marriage means the union of two souls.
13:39If these two souls walk hand in hand with each other...
13:44...then any marriage in the world can be successful.
13:47And these two souls are the decorator and the caterer.
13:52And I am two in one.
13:54So you are in safe hands.
13:56Now, point number one.
13:58What is your budget?
14:00Raghupati, what does budget mean?
14:03Hansa, budget.
14:06Didn't we go to Kholu Manali in a small plane?
14:09So what does it have to do with budget?
14:11Raju, the big and long plane that goes to London, America...
14:17...the big plane means jumbo jet.
14:19And the small plane is budget.
14:21Okay, so your budget is small.
14:24No, no. This Prabhu is a donkey.
14:26Is it?
14:27Father, don't call him a donkey in front of outsiders.
14:30Who is an outsider, sister-in-law?
14:33I will stay in this house, eat and sleep in this house till I get married.
14:38That's why I am a member of this house, isn't it?
14:41Yes, then father, call him a donkey.
14:44Raful, you are a donkey. Okay.
14:47And you are the father of a donkey.
14:49You are wasting your time.
14:50This is what the elder mother wants to say.
14:52Silence, silence, silence, everybody.
14:55Two in one, son.
14:56The elder mother has fixed the menu.
14:58Breakfast is equal to boondi pani puri.
15:00Lunch is equal to curd puri.
15:02And dinner is equal to cocktail pani puri.
15:04Wow, cocktail pani puri.
15:07That means everybody will take pani puri in their hands and cheers.
15:10What? Useless.
15:12You talk about alcohol in the house.
15:14That too while I am alive.
15:15Shameless.
15:16What else? Couldn't you wait for a few years?
15:19Wow, wow, wow. What a beautiful family.
15:22Now, let's come to the best part of the wedding.
15:25The most interesting and beautiful part of the wedding.
15:28Yes, beauty parlour.
15:31Hansa, how can the beauty parlour be the most interesting part of the wedding?
15:36So?
15:37The most interesting part.
15:39Happy, happy.
15:41Oh, sister-in-law. Congratulations.
15:44Before the wedding, let's go for the circumambulation.
15:47Yes.
15:48So who will steal the boy's shoes at that time?
15:51Raju, I am there. I will steal.
15:55I know how to steal shoes very well.
15:57They don't let me come near the Lakshminarayan temple.
16:00I was caught twice while stealing shoes.
16:03Both the shoes.
16:04That's why they left Bhavesh Kumar's shoes on me.
16:08I feel like leaving my shoes on you, Praful.
16:11Oh, sir. Your shoes?
16:14Are you also getting married?
16:15Jai Shree, do something.
16:17Do something about these two.
16:20I did, sir. I did.
16:21I called the madhouse twice.
16:23But they know brother Praful and sister-in-law Hansa.
16:26I refused them.
16:28Then tell them to come and take me.
16:30Okay. I will call them today.
16:32Oh, sir.
16:33Then you won't be there at sister Meera's wedding.
16:35Hansa, what are you saying?
16:38Sir won't be there at his daughter's wedding.
16:40How is that possible?
16:41Sir will take two days off from the madhouse.
16:44Right, sir? He will.
16:45No, no, no.
16:47Not two days. Three days.
16:49He will have to take three days off from the madhouse.
16:52On the day of marriage, on the day of circumambulation..
16:54..and on the day of circumambulation.
16:55Listen to me.
16:57Think about the bride and groom.
17:00And about the circumambulation?
17:02Jai Shree, if there is no circumambulation..
17:04..how will there be fun at the wedding?
17:06Yes. It's okay if the groom and bride are not there.
17:09But if there is no circumambulation..
17:11..we won't be able to face anyone.
17:14I am there.
17:15I know how to play the circumambulation very well.
17:17I used to come last in all the other competitions in school.
17:20But always second last in the circumambulation.
17:24Rafool, now the wedding procession will let me think about all this.
17:28My father.
17:29Father, let the circumambulation team finalize first.
17:32So? The wedding procession can take place after the wedding.
17:35Here.
17:36Rafool, we should start practicing.
17:38We don't have much time.
17:39But the welcome ceremony.
17:41Father, all that later.
17:43Jai Shree, start singing.
17:44Yes.
17:45You were a little over smart.
17:49Sister-in-law, you were a little over smart.
17:53Sister-in-law, sing.
17:55Sister-in-law, the henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:02No, sister-in-law. You have to sing with the cow.
18:04The cow has come to Gujarat.
18:07This is cheating. This is cheating. Sing with the cow.
18:09No, I know how to sing with the cow. I will sing with the cow.
18:11Rafool, sing.
18:12Sister-in-law, the henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:20The henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:24Sister-in-law, the henna has given color to Manvi.
18:29The henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:34Where are you going?
18:35Sister-in-law, the henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:37I will freshen up.
18:38Where?
18:40To the mad house.
18:41The henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:45The henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:52The henna has given color to Gujarat.
18:58Good evening, sister-in-law.
18:59What are you wearing, brother Jeevan?
19:00My wife's clothes bag came to me.
19:02And my clothes bag went to my wife.
19:04Okay, fine.
19:05Did you do what I told you to do?
19:08Don't worry. Everything will be arranged.
19:10Very good.
19:11But look, father.
19:12My family shouldn't know about this.
19:14Otherwise it will be a big problem, God.
19:16I will die but I won't tell anyone.
19:19If you tell anyone, I will kill you.
19:21So no one should know what I have cooked.
19:24Okay?
19:25Okay.
19:29Khichdi?
19:44Khichdi.
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