HALEY MEETS HER MATCH - Vídeo Dailymotion

Emma Cordero

25/8/2024

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00:00He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun

00:05He's young and fast, he's the chosen one

00:08People are not bragging

00:11He's the American Dragon

00:15He's gonna stop his enemies with his dragon power

00:18Dragon teeth, dragon tail, burning dragon fire

00:21Real live wire, American Dragon

00:26American Dragon

00:32He's the American Dragon

00:36His skills are getting faster, with grandfather master

00:39His destiny, with wild teeth, show time baby for the legacy

00:43American Dragon

00:45From the J to the A, to the K to the E

00:48I'm the Mad Daddy Dragon of the NYC, ya heard

00:53Jake! Get back to work!

01:08Year of the Dragon

01:12Hi Jake, can I bring your private journal to show and tell tomorrow?

01:15What? No! Get out of here!

01:18Please, I promise not to read the section about your acne breakouts

01:22Or all those love songs you wrote for that rose girl

01:29That isn't gonna work Hailey

01:32I'm ignoring you

01:33But I'm so sad

01:35I don't care

01:40Okay, let's hear it

01:43Every show and tell, Olivia Mears brings in her cat

01:46So?

01:47Her rare, award winning cat, Miss Tinkles

01:49Olivia ends up getting all the attention every time

01:52The sweet, sweet attention we both know to be rightfully mine

01:56Well you gotta step your game up Hailey

01:58You need to show and tell something that will blow that fancy cat of hers right out of the water

02:03I know, but what's better than a kitty?

02:07Ah no, no way! I am not going to school to get poked, drooled on and mis-scratched by a bunch of snot-nosed kids

02:13Forget about it

02:14Come on fool, Hailey needs you

02:16Sorry sweetheart, ask me anything else

02:18But there is nothing on this green earth that will get me to be shown and told at your school

02:23Tomorrow is Sloppy Joe day

02:26Did you say this is Sloppy Joe's?

02:29The sloppiest

02:30We talking all you can eat?

02:31Always

02:32Meat to bean ratio?

02:33Three to one, at least

02:34Deal

02:37Hey kid, can you pull this thing over?

02:40Cause I think I'm gonna be cratesick

02:43I'm gonna be cratesick

02:45No talking! You have to act like a real dog and you have to be on your best behavior today

02:50Hey it's me, I mean, yeah sure, you know, bow woof

02:53It's bow wow

02:54Sure, that's what I meant

02:55Thanks food dog, this is gonna be so great

02:58Oh yeah, this is the tops, six hundred years old and I'm about to endure my first day of school

03:08Look! Hailey brought a dog

03:10Cool, let's give her attention

03:12Oh, what's his name?

03:13Food dog

03:14Good doggy

03:15His wrinkles look all funny

03:17Yeah, I'll give you funny

03:19And how come his rear end is so fat?

03:22Fat? Fat like a fat lip, that's all muscle sweetheart

03:25And don't you, I uh, woof, yeah, woof, woofity woof

03:30Hailey, your dog's bark sounds kind of weird

03:33Um, he's a sharpay, he barks in Chinese

03:36Hello children, please take your seats

03:39We'll begin by taking roll, then we'll review last night's assignment

03:45Here, dog, eat my spelling homework, I didn't finish it

03:49Yeah, sure thing kid

03:51Tastes like about a D minus

03:53Excuse me Miss McGuire, sorry I'm late

03:55My cat's manicure appointment ran a little late

03:58I see someone brought in a stupid dog

04:00Still can't compete with Miss Tinkles

04:02I own show and tell

04:04We'll see about that

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