Kimmel Kartoon: You're Screwed

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00:00Hey, Dad. Yes, son? It seems like there are so many big problems in the world.

00:06How is our government working to solve them? Well, son, it's a bit complicated.

00:11Can you tell me? I'm not sure. Well, can you sing it for me?

00:17Hmm, maybe I can. It's a little like this.

00:22You're screwed. Yeah, you're totally screwed.

00:26There's ten billion people and not enough food.

00:29They're cutting down the forest. The Earth's getting hotter.

00:32The air's full of poison and so is the water.

00:35You're screwed. You're one screwed little dude.

00:38The ocean's a sewer full of crap that's been spewed.

00:41Everyone's obese and hooked on narcotics.

00:44Infectious diseases are resistant antibiotics.

00:48I reluctantly must conclude.

00:50You're screwed. You're screwed. You're screwed.

00:54Gee, so you're saying my generation faces the imminent prospect of a bleak and potentially apocalyptic future?

01:01That's right, son. And our politicians are too busy fighting to do anything about it.

01:06I think I understand. But let me see if I've got this straight.

01:10I'm screwed. All us kids, we're all screwed.

01:13Our Congress is dysfunctional. Gridlock has ensued.

01:16The squabble and fight while all our problems are festered.

01:19Solutions getting stonewalled, filibustered, and sequestered.

01:23So I'm screwed. You're screwed. That's the right attitude.

01:27It's a tragic situation, and to which I've been clued.

01:30Our problems are bad and they're not getting better.

01:33Well, at least for global warming I don't have to wear a sweater.

01:36Now you're thinking. Infrastructure's crumbling. The schools are a joke.

01:41I'll spend my life paying for the mistakes of the old folk.

01:46Yeah, I don't mean to be rude, but you're hosed.

01:50I'm f***ed.

01:52No, I'm screwed.

01:56And that's how our government works, son.

01:59Boy, Dad, they really suck.

02:02Yes, they do, son. They really suck.

02:05OL, you want to get drunk?

02:07Again?