Akram, Iftikhar thakur funny clip

Tales4Heart

21/08/2024

Akram - Iftikhar

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00:00The situation is that Mr. Vicky is the owner of a very big private hospital.

00:04A new hospital has been built.

00:06Big doctors are coming to keep us.

00:09And Mr. Thakur has also brought his CV to Mr. Vicky

00:13to give his services in that hospital.

00:16I have called the number one doctor in Pakistan.

00:20Okay? You can see where my hospital goes.

00:24It's all because of him. I just built it.

00:27The doctor had to see it. Yes, doctor. Greetings.

00:28When I went to any hospital for the first time...

00:31Yes, yes.

00:32...their owner said this.

00:36What?

00:37What you just said.

00:39You must have heard of Dr. Shehryar.

00:41I have heard it many times. Why didn't I hear it?

00:43You must have heard the name.

00:44Yes, yes.

00:45Brother, you will get his number. He is your friend.

00:49I have seen him once or twice.

00:51So, your name is not Shehryar?

00:52No, no, no.

00:54Look, every person has an aim.

00:59Yes, that's right.

01:01So, I love Dr. Shehryar.

01:04Okay, okay.

01:05So, you must be his badge mate, right?

01:07No, I had seen his badge once. It was here.

01:10It was written on it, Dr. Shehryar.

01:12Okay, you are an ENT.

01:15What does ENT mean?

01:16Neck, ears and nose.

01:21You are not saying it. You are taunting me.

01:24Taunting.

01:25I don't tolerate.

01:28Whenever I am in a bad mood, I don't do it here.

01:31I do it here.

01:36Okay, let's come back to the skit.

01:37Look, I have heard of FRCS.

01:41Okay, God bless.

01:42MBBS.

01:43Oh, God bless.

01:45I have heard of all this.

01:47That doctors do it.

01:49If doctors do it, you must be one too.

01:51That was my aim too.

01:52Okay.

01:53That I will do MBBS first and then FRCS.

01:57I told you, I will call a person from Kabul.

01:59Then I will do ENT.

02:00Yes.

02:01And after that, I had decided that I will go to USA.

02:05Okay.

02:06I will learn surgimate from there.

02:08USA, surgimate.

02:09But when I applied for a visa, they didn't give it to me.

02:13Because they were asking for a COVID certificate.

02:16Okay.

02:18Okay.

02:27Okay.

02:47Okay.

03:17No.

03:20What I am thinking.

03:22Yes.

03:23I don't do it because my mind and body are ready for it.

03:28Very good.

03:29I do it against it.

03:30Okay.

03:31That's your aim, right?

03:32Yes.

03:33Then I thought that I will wear a white coat.

03:35Very good.

03:36I will wear a stethoscope.

03:37You look like a doctor, God bless.

03:39You are getting grace.

03:40But I thought I will become a civil engineer.

03:44So you lost your job as a doctor.

03:46No.

03:46I called you here.

03:48When I thought that I will become a civil engineer.

03:51Yes.

03:51It means that I won't become one.

03:53I told you that I won't become one.

03:56Okay.

03:57Sir, you will need a civil engineer.

04:00You have to build a hospital first.

04:02Sir, I have to build a building.

04:04Then you will know what it is.

04:06Doctor, why have you put the stethoscope in your pocket?

04:10So that I can know the heartbeats of my heart.

04:13What?

04:14Sir, I have a weak heart.

04:17Not just your heart, all of you are weak.

04:19Sir, when I applied for orthopedics.

04:23Yes, orthopedics.

04:24I did the first course of orthopedics.

04:28The women of my house told me to do orthopedics.

04:30Okay.

04:31Then I did orthopedics.

04:32Then?

04:33Then I did men's orthopedics.

04:36So that I can treat both male and female patients.

04:40Then why did you do the men's orthopedics?

04:43At that time, I didn't know that you will also come.

04:46What did you do?

04:48I didn't do what you are thinking.

04:50I did this.

04:53Look, we should do some small work to study and get educated.

04:58Okay, let's talk about the doctors.

04:59You went to the operation theatre once.

05:03Then I learnt the entire computer.

05:04Okay.

05:05I learnt 10 ways on the complete computer.

05:08Okay.

05:09Wow.

05:10People usually download apps.

05:14Who makes it?

05:15Who makes it?

05:16I am asking you.

05:17Who makes it at this time?

05:19I want to make an app which people can download.

05:23I feel that I have to get a license for it.

05:27Which app are you making?

05:28You will tell me about the app.

05:30Which is acceptable at this time?

05:32Which is acceptable?

05:33Then I thought that I will become a doctor whose name will be big.

05:37Wow.

05:38My name was big.

05:39Yes.

05:40But people didn't know.

05:42Chaudhary Muhammad Tufail Kanjpuri.

05:45Yes.

05:46Shahyan Urowale.

05:48I wanted to keep it on my head.

05:50But I have a problem.

05:51You are Urowale, I wanted to keep you Paruwale.

05:54Actually, I want to ask you the right thing.

05:57Because you are the owner.

05:58You start the conversation like you are going to the hospital.

06:01You are not going to wear long sleeves.

Akram, Iftikhar thakur funny clip

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