Umer Sharif stage show _ Very funny Scene _ Hum sub aik hain

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00:00I am a scoundrel.

00:10It's simple.

00:15This is a knife.

00:19If it hurts, it takes out blood.

00:23We are used to getting hurt.

00:34It's a knife. It can hurt anyone.

00:37Lock it. It's not right.

00:41Who are you and what do you do here?

00:45I am a servant.

00:47My name is Mona.

00:49Then you must know a lot about this house.

00:52I know every inch of this house.

00:55I have dug a tunnel from this house.

00:58Straight by route.

01:00How is the Nawab?

01:03He is not well. He has old age.

01:06It's in his mind.

01:08Really?

01:09Yes. That's why.

01:11Don't listen to him. He is a proud man.

01:14Is there a VCR in this house?

01:17There is always a VCR in this house.

01:20I was beaten up because of the VCR.

01:23Why?

01:24There was a big fight.

01:25I got used to it because of the VCR.

01:28I was taking breakfast.

01:30A burning egg fell on his head.

01:32Since then he is saying that he will stop the VCR.

01:34Really?

01:35Yes.

01:36How is the young Nawab?

01:37He is like me.

01:38Is he?

01:39He is fake.

01:40I saw the girl and said, how are you?

01:43Beautiful.

01:44You didn't understand.

01:48The Nawab is coming. I am telling you.

01:50You look very pretty.

01:52Yes.

01:53Do you read Urdu?

01:54Yes.

01:55Will you do my work?

01:56What?

01:59Read this letter. It will be very helpful.

02:01Can't you read?

02:02I can only write.

02:04What?

02:05I couldn't read because of poverty.

02:08Poverty didn't let me read.

02:11My father died so young.

02:16What?

02:18I don't know who left us.

02:22You look educated.

02:24I am cheating.

02:26He is not educated.

02:28Please read it carefully.

02:30Read it carefully.

02:32My dearest mother.

02:39I want to fly and reach you.

02:45She wrote it.

02:47I don't want to fall in love with anyone else.

02:51I want to worship you.

02:53Start.

02:57How lucky is the girl who is standing in front of you.

03:01She wants you to say I love you.

03:04I love you.

03:09I love you.

03:11I love you.

03:14Listen to me.

03:15No.

03:16You have cheated me.

03:17I didn't cheat you.

03:18This is my style.

03:21This is my style.

03:22Every year I give new ideas to my friends.

03:28This is also an idea.

03:30My dear friends.

03:31Stand in front of big houses.

03:34These are arrogant girls.

03:35Give me the letter.

03:36I don't know how to read.

03:37I don't know how to read.

03:41Listen and spread your heart.

03:44Shut up.

03:46Call aunty.

03:47Who is aunty?

03:48Baby aunty.

03:49Baby aunty?

03:50Yes.

03:51Who is this baby aunty?

03:53Who is this crazy girl in our house?

03:55Baby aunty.

03:56Call her.

03:57Who is this baby aunty?

03:58Who is calling?

04:07Modern families are like this.

04:09Are you educated?

04:11We are not like this.

04:12Are you educated?

04:13Of course.

04:14Will you do one thing?

04:15Yes.

04:16Tell me.

04:27Read it three times.

04:32You didn't read it.

04:33No.

04:34It's so well written.

04:35I want to read it every day.

04:39Aunty.

04:40Why did you call me?

04:41I was just thinking about you.

04:45I called you because.

04:46You are a western girl.

04:48You are doing wrong.

04:49Yes.

04:50I like western girls.

04:52You become Suraiya Bhopali.

04:55Yes.

04:56Do you understand?

04:57Dear.

04:59Whenever you say something good.

05:01A black cat comes in between.

05:04Dear.

05:05You can't succeed in your intentions.

05:08If Jamal gets married.

05:09Only my brother's daughter will get married.

05:11You keep talking nonsense.

05:13And I am going.

05:14To get my daughter married.

05:16If you have the strength.

05:18Then stop me.

05:19Shopping has started.

05:20Stop talking nonsense.

05:21And don't stand here.

05:22Go and wash the utensils.

05:29Greetings.

05:30Greetings.

05:31Greetings.

05:32Jamal.

05:33Jamal.

05:34I am going for an important work.

05:35I will talk to you later.

05:36Jamal.

05:37I want to talk to you about something important.

05:39Isn't that Zubair?

05:40Yes.

05:41His father is dead.

05:42I am going there.

05:43What?

05:44His father is always dead.

05:45But this is important.

05:46Daddy.

05:47His father is dead.

05:48He is dying.

05:49If I don't go to his father's funeral.

05:51Who will come to your funeral?

05:53Am I going to die?

05:55Why?

05:56I am your uncle.

05:57You won't die.

05:58I want to go to your funeral.

05:59Daddy.

06:00I am going.

06:01Do you want to see the ground?

06:02Yes.

06:03I want to see the ground.

06:17Who are you meeting?

06:18What?

06:19I am already worried.

06:21And you are making me more worried.

06:23Are you Mr. Nawaz?

06:24Yes.

06:25What happened to my eyes?

06:26I can't see properly.

06:27Son.

06:28I want Jamal to marry his brother's daughter Fakhra.

06:31But he doesn't agree.

06:33No.

06:34He doesn't agree.

06:35I want you to give me a suggestion.

06:37You don't have a disease.

06:39What?

06:40You don't have a disease.

06:41Yes.

06:42I have a disease.

06:43I have a stick in my head.

06:44I won't do it.

06:45Yes.

06:46I have a disease.

06:47Son.

06:48Give me a solution.

06:49So that he agrees to marry Fakhra.

06:50I won't give you a solution.

06:51I will meet your man.

06:52He will give me a solution.

06:53What?

06:54Should I bring him?

06:55Son.

06:56Why didn't you call him earlier?

06:57He lives in the back lane.

06:58I will bring him.

06:59You wait here.

07:00I will bring him.

07:05Sir.

07:06I have boiled water for you to take a bath.

07:08You take a bath.

07:09Sajida dear.

07:10You will definitely help me.

07:12Because Jamal listens to you a lot.

07:14Son.

07:15I want Jamal to marry my brother's daughter Fakhra.

07:19But how can I ask Jamal to marry again?

07:23What did you say?

07:24Marry again?

07:25No.

07:26I mean, I will…

07:27I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will agree.

07:30Because he will definitely listen to you.

07:32But...

07:33I hope that you will help us and tell him.

07:36But he...

07:37I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:39I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:41I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:43I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:45I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:47I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:49I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:51I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:53I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:55I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:57I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

07:59I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:01I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:03I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:05I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:07I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:09I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:11I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:13I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:15I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:17I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:19I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:21I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:23I hope that if you ask Jamal, he will definitely listen to you.

08:25No one ever opened the door for me.

08:27No one ever opened the door for me.

08:29Son, we have opened it.

08:31Son, we have opened it.

08:33Son, have you brought a man?

08:35I have brought Umar.

08:37He is married in Turkey.

08:39He is my friend.

08:41Come in.

08:49What are you doing, son?

08:51What are you doing, son?

08:53He used to break walnuts in the fruit market.

08:55He has a good business.

08:57He is a very good friend.

08:59He is a very good friend.

09:01Send Nawab sahib too.

09:03Send Nawab sahib too.

09:05Send Nawab sahib too.

09:07Send Nawab sahib too.

09:15Come here.

09:17Come here.

09:19Do you understand?

09:21Ask him first.

09:23Otherwise, you will lose your job.

09:25Nawab sahib is here.

09:27Send him too.

09:29Send him too.

09:31Send him too.

09:33Send him too.

09:35Send him too.

09:37Send Nawab too.

09:43I am Nawab.

09:45Your name is Nawab.

09:47He is Nawab sahib.

09:49He is my friend.

09:51Tell him our problem.

09:53Nawab sahib has a problem.

09:55Nawab sahib's son is Jamal sahib.

09:57Jamal sahib wants to marry with his choice.

09:59Nawab sahib wants his niece to marry him.

10:01Tell him our marriage plan.

10:07What did you say?

10:11Now you will understand.

10:13Jamal sahib wants to marry Nawab sahib.

10:15He wants his niece to marry him.

10:17That is why I called you.

10:19Tell me the plan.

10:21I understood.

10:23You were saying something.

10:25You can't tell me slowly.

10:27I will tell you.

10:29Jamal sahib's son is Jamal sahib.

10:31Jamal sahib wants to marry his niece.

10:33Jamal sahib wants his niece to marry him.

10:35He has promised his brother.

10:37He has promised his brother.

10:39He has promised his brother.

10:41He has promised his brother.

10:43I understood.

10:45Jamal sahib wants to marry his niece.

10:47Jamal sahib wants his niece to marry him.

10:49Jamal sahib wants his niece to marry him.

10:51I understood.

10:53I will tell you.

10:55Nawab sahib, you do like this.

10:57Like this?

10:59No, like that.

11:01Like that?

11:03Yes, like that.

11:05Like that.

11:07What is this?

11:09I thought he is telling you about business.

11:11I thought he is telling you about business.

11:13Tell me about marriage.

11:15I will tell you.

11:17You have to do like this.

11:19Like this.

11:21I understood.

11:23I was telling you the plan.

11:25Tell me.

11:27You have to do like this.

11:29Like this.

11:31I understood.

11:33He is a fool.

11:35He is teasing.

11:37Teasing?

11:39I won't say no to person

11:41I won't say no to person

11:43I will beat him.

11:45I will beat him.

11:47You are a bad guy.

11:49You are a bad guy.

11:51Don't say this.

11:53Don't say this.

11:55Don't say this.

11:57I made a mistake.

11:59I will not say no.

12:01I made a mistake.

12:03Have you seen this?

12:05Have you seen this?

12:07You have a gun?

12:09Yes, I do.

12:10If you don't have a gun, point it at him.

12:12I did.

12:13Then call your son.

12:14Tell him that if he doesn't agree to marry you, I'll shoot him.

12:18And what if he doesn't agree?

12:20You can shoot him.

12:23Wow, wow, wow. What a trick.

12:26What do you mean?

12:27He has given you a big message.

12:29You understood?

12:30Yes, yes. Put the gun on your son's shoulder and tell him that if he doesn't listen to you, I'll kill myself.

12:35Who would want their son to die?

12:37That's a good idea.

12:39Your plan will be successful.

12:40But there are some precautions.

12:42Precautions?

12:43Do you want to shake the gun?

12:45No, no.

12:46Throw a child into the river.

12:50But I only have one son.

12:53Then throw him out.

12:56This is your mercy.

12:57But he only has one son.

12:58Yes, yes.

12:59Then throw your wife out.

13:00I won't throw my wife out.

13:02Please, God, give me patience.

13:04God will reward you for this.

13:06Yes, God will reward you for this.

13:08Wow, wow, wow.

13:09Very good.

13:11One more precaution.

13:13What is it?

13:14After midnight, go to an old cemetery.

13:17Stand on the grave of a sinner and look up at the sky.

13:21And say...

13:22What?

13:23Ghost!

13:27Sir.

13:28The plan is good.

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