Deadpool in The Boys

Faisal Hanif Official

No Deadpool 3 spoilers, just a video dedicated to Deadpool pissing off Homelander. The crossover The Boys Season 4 was missing.

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00:00It's time to make a chimichangas.

00:20I know, I know.

00:21Don't unzip your pants yet, guys.

00:22Give me some.

00:24Give me some.

00:25Ladies and gentlemen, I am excited to introduce the new leader of the seven, Deadpool.

00:32Let's take a look.

00:39Introducing the new leader of the seven, Deadpool.

00:43Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.

00:44An unstoppable mercenary with sublime reflexes.

00:49Helping to protect America by eliminating terrorist organizations that threaten our country.

00:57An unstoppable mercenary with sublime reflexes.

01:05Fuck, fuck, fuck.

01:07To explain why I've pissed Homelander off, I need to take you back to the dewy slopes of six weeks ago.

01:16I'd gone international.

01:18Oh, my son.

01:22Then some chick noticed me on the news.

01:24And next thing you know, I was invited to attend Herogasm.

01:28Oh, my God.

01:30I know what it looks like.

01:32This octopus was sick.

01:33My first movie in the Vought cinematic universe.

01:37And then, the board wants to make you captain of the seven.

01:42What?

01:43I did not tell him to do that.

01:45Absolutely not.

01:48Oh, my God.

01:58Oh.

01:59Oh, hello.

02:01Please, it's urgent.

02:05Not the shit basket.

02:09Fucker.

02:13Oh, that's not good.

02:15No, no, no.

02:17Oh, you're not gonna walk that one off.

02:21We're down 68% in morning trading, 20% in the last 15 minutes.

02:25Edit 19, start a buyback.

02:26Yes, sir.

02:28What did you do?

02:30Something I should have done a long time ago.

02:34I set things straight.

02:43Did either of you know about it before the news broke?

02:46No.

02:47Absolutely not.

02:48Turns out, Deadpool's a war criminal.

02:50We're just as hurt and upset and confused as ever.

02:56What am I gonna do, Al?

02:58It was my fault.

02:59I fucking did this.

03:00I think you chose initiative.

03:03And just like that, I got kicked out of the seven.

03:06Which means I won't get to see my buddy Black Noir again.

03:09But hey, at least we learned that Africans can afford cell phones.

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