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00:00:30Well, East Coast girls are hip, I really dig those styles they wear
00:00:46And the Southern girls, with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there
00:00:55I wish they all could be California
00:00:59I wish they all could be California
00:01:03I wish they all could be California girls
00:01:24You got this, you got this, you can do it
00:01:54You got this, you got this, you can do it
00:02:17Lunch time
00:02:20Eat this
00:02:24Eat this
00:02:29Hurry up
00:02:43With record inflation and unemployment numbers soaring, the economy hit historic lows Monday
00:02:49However, in a positive sign, the stock market has gone through the roof
00:02:53Creating five brand new billionaires today
00:02:56Topping the list is Fortune 2019
00:02:58I should've retired at the beach
00:03:03Amihan?
00:03:06Ami, is that you?
00:03:14You know who I am
00:03:16Give me your phone
00:03:20Give me your phone
00:03:31What do you want?
00:03:34Sir, please, whatever it is, I'm sure we can fix it
00:03:37You got any painkillers?
00:03:39Of course I do, I'm a grandma
00:03:41Get him
00:03:49Alright, if you really want to help me then
00:03:52I'm so sorry dear
00:04:00But I do know who you are
00:04:07Ah, fuck me!
00:04:20You're gonna be rich
00:04:32Don't move
00:04:33We have a visual
00:04:38Subject deceased
00:04:40We have a go
00:04:41We're good
00:04:42Well then, bring him in
00:04:50Money, money, money, money
00:04:53Money
00:04:54Money, money, money, money
00:04:57Okay guys, come on, let's go, let's go, come on
00:04:59Money, money, money, money
00:05:00Let's go
00:05:02Money
00:05:04Money, money, money, money
00:05:05Congratulations Tala Amazan, I'm Johnny Grand
00:05:09And you just won the Grand Lottery
00:05:12We're going to Legoland
00:05:16And that'll get me another 50K, right?
00:05:18Don't be greedy
00:05:40You're fucking joking, right?
00:05:42No, our daughter did not get the part
00:05:45She totally shit the bed
00:05:47Stopped me in the audition room
00:05:48And completely clammed up like an amateur
00:05:50I thought you ran those goddamn lines with her
00:05:52Well it didn't work, did it?
00:05:54All she had to do, Leanne
00:05:55Was catch the baseball, wink at the camera
00:05:57And say Betty Butter is the best butter
00:05:58When buying better butter
00:05:59I just fucking did it
00:06:00I just fucking did it
00:06:02Well it was a big job, Leanne, okay?
00:06:04And she fucking blew it
00:06:05Maybe she'd put more mature parts, Leanne
00:06:07If she didn't dress like Strawberry fucking Shortcake
00:06:09Don't you hang up?
00:06:10Goddammit
00:06:15Oh sure, now you can act
00:06:16When there's no one who can hire you
00:06:18It's great
00:06:19Give me a goddamn break
00:06:28I don't want to make a scene
00:06:29In front of your daughter
00:06:30Because you're her daddy
00:06:32And little girls love their daddies
00:06:34Even when they're assholes
00:06:35But maybe if you weren't such an asshole
00:06:38And asked her if she actually wanted to be an actor
00:06:40She wouldn't grow up to fucking hate your guts
00:06:43Thanks, Dr. Phil
00:06:44How much do I owe you for that bullshit?
00:06:48Come on, I don't report you to child services or child abuse
00:06:51You know, I'm off duty
00:06:52But I can definitely still arrest you if you want
00:06:54You're a cop?
00:06:55Officer Catherine Kim
00:06:56Ventura County License 62638
00:06:59So I highly suggest you
00:07:01Start treating your daughter like a human being
00:07:03As opposed to a fucking ATM
00:07:06Yeah
00:07:14I really do like your dress, sweetie
00:07:16Sorry for all the bad words
00:07:18I only curse when your mom's being a fucking bitch
00:07:21Excuse me, do you have the time?
00:07:22Oh yeah
00:07:24It's 4.30
00:07:27You're a little young for a cop
00:07:30Well, I'm not a cop
00:07:32I'm an actor
00:07:34I knew it
00:07:36You're pretty good
00:07:37Thanks
00:07:38Yeah, I just hate fuckers like that
00:07:41Yeah
00:07:42So, would I have seen you?
00:07:43Alright
00:07:44Did you play a businesswoman who moved to a small town
00:07:47And learned to love Christmas again?
00:07:50No
00:07:51Then I probably wouldn't have seen you
00:07:53I've been out of the business for a while
00:07:56And now you're back
00:07:57Yeah
00:07:58Me and millions of other people
00:08:01My dear, you listen
00:08:03There is only one you
00:08:05You are unique and you have your own voice
00:08:08You just be true to who you are
00:08:09You're gonna make it, I can feel it
00:08:12Oh
00:08:13Well
00:08:15Thanks, that was really nice
00:08:17Now what's your name?
00:08:18Because I want to keep an eye out for you when you're famous
00:08:20Katie
00:08:21Katie Kim
00:08:22Oh, well
00:08:24Miss Kim
00:08:26I hope your legs fall off
00:08:29Isn't that what actors say?
00:08:31Yeah, that's exactly what they say
00:08:33Thank you so much
00:08:43Ah
00:08:48Oh my god, that golden girl bitch stole my watch
00:08:52What the fuck?
00:09:07Yeah, thanks for nothing
00:09:09And due to multiple winnerless rollovers
00:09:11Prompting record-breaking ticket sales
00:09:13Tomorrow's jackpot in the monthly grand lottery
00:09:16Now stands at a whopping and historic
00:09:193.6 billion dollars
00:09:22We've never seen anything like this before
00:09:24The lottery
00:09:38All police and detectives are furious
00:09:40Cause they can't find the source
00:09:42Of this lethally evil force
00:09:45This is serious, so give me a quarter
00:09:47I was a witness, get me a reporter
00:09:49Paul April O'Neal
00:09:50And on this case, ain't you better hurry up
00:09:52Protect and earn
00:10:08Where I come from, isn't all that great
00:10:11My automobile is a piece of crap
00:10:14My fashion sense is a little wack
00:10:16And my friends are just as creepy as me
00:10:19I think they go to school in schools
00:10:22That'd be good
00:10:23But look at me
00:10:25What should they ask?
00:10:32Excuse me, sir
00:10:34Uh, what's going on?
00:10:35Is there an evacuation or something?
00:10:37Lottery day tomorrow
00:10:40Lottery day? What does that mean?
00:10:43Lottery day
00:10:46No, yeah, I heard you
00:10:47It's just, I'm new in town
00:10:48So I'm not really up on the L.A. stuff
00:10:49Read the sign
00:11:04Well, at least the neighborhood's diverse
00:11:06Smells like shit and piss
00:11:11Ta-da
00:11:13Oh, wow
00:11:14Looks a little different from the Airbnb photos
00:11:18Yeah, I think the lighting's different
00:11:21Well, the entire room is different
00:11:23Oh, yeah, no, it was a different house
00:11:25Because we used fake photos
00:11:26Because, like, who's going to stay here if we don't?
00:11:29I've never been catfished by a house before
00:11:33What?
00:11:35Oh, wow
00:11:36Okay, that's interesting
00:11:38Is this you?
00:11:39Oh, my God, yeah, that's me
00:11:40That's my manifestation board
00:11:42Gotta manifest the stuff you want
00:11:44Or else bad stuff's gonna happen to you, dude
00:11:46This is a nice, nice little bed here
00:11:49So why are you here?
00:11:50Are you here for, like, pleasure or pain or...
00:11:53No, I'm an actress
00:11:54Yeah, me, I'm a marine biologist at NASA
00:11:58Why would NASA need a marine biologist?
00:12:02Psycho!
00:12:04I got you, I totally fooled you
00:12:06I'm an actress, too
00:12:07Actors recognize actresses, okay?
00:12:11Are you gonna get that?
00:12:12The phone?
00:12:13Oh, oh, no
00:12:16Oh, my God, because I know
00:12:18Yeah, it's my fucking mom
00:12:20Bye
00:12:21She calls me all the time
00:12:23I haven't answered in two years
00:12:24How about that?
00:12:25Then she just calls and calls and calls
00:12:27And she's like, Shadi, I love you
00:12:29Shadi, I miss you
00:12:31Shadi, how are you?
00:12:34That's sweet
00:12:35Fucking asshole
00:12:37My mom's dead
00:12:38Lucky
00:12:39Yo!
00:12:41Oh, my God, DJ's here, DJ!
00:12:43DJ! DJ! DJ!
00:12:46DJ!
00:12:47Oh, my God
00:12:48I can't wait for you to meet him
00:12:49You're gonna literally die
00:12:50He's a DJ named DJ?
00:12:53Wow
00:12:54I honestly, I think his parents were fucking psychic
00:12:56Right
00:12:57You've gotta meet DJ
00:12:58Come on
00:12:59Baby!
00:13:01Baby!
00:13:02You see how big the jackpot is?
00:13:03Oh, my God
00:13:04Like $3 billion
00:13:05That's like twice as much as a million
00:13:07That's your
00:13:08Yeah, that's us
00:13:09That's you and me
00:13:10That's you and me
00:13:11That's you and me
00:13:12That's you and me
00:13:14I'm here, I'm here
00:13:16Hey!
00:13:18This is DJ
00:13:19This is him
00:13:20DJ
00:13:21Really cool to meet you
00:13:22Yeah, you too
00:13:23Do you guys have a house key?
00:13:24There, here you go
00:13:26Yeah, just go for it
00:13:27Oh!
00:13:28Oh, shit
00:13:29I'm so sorry
00:13:30What the fuck was that?
00:13:31Babe
00:13:32I thought you were gonna dodge it
00:13:33Why?
00:13:34Look at your bag
00:13:35It says you go to fighting school
00:13:37Oh
00:13:38Okay, what the fuck is stage fighting?
00:13:40It's fake fighting for movies
00:13:42Wait, they fake fight in movies?
00:13:44Can I have the fucking keys, please?
00:13:45Could you chill?
00:13:46Could you just chill?
00:13:47May I have the house keys, please?
00:13:48Yeah, sure
00:13:49Here you go
00:13:50Ooh
00:13:51You got quick hands, Katie
00:13:53That was a good catch
00:13:54That was a great catch
00:13:57What's her problem?
00:13:58She's an actress
00:14:01Fuck
00:14:06Fuck
00:14:10No, we're not cool
00:14:28Hey there
00:14:29Did you just win the grand lottery?
00:14:31Is every citizen of Los Angeles now trying to murder you
00:14:34so they can win an unimaginably large sum of money?
00:14:36Well, you can turn to me, Noel Cassidy
00:14:39I will get you to sundown
00:14:56Oh, what the?
00:15:00Oh, shit
00:15:03How?
00:15:05What?
00:15:06What is that?
00:15:07What the fuck is that?
00:15:12Is this my new friend, Katie Kim?
00:15:14Did it rain last night?
00:15:15Because there seems to be a pretty big leak in your ceiling
00:15:18That's crap
00:15:19It doesn't rain in LA
00:15:21No, I'm not lying
00:15:22There really is a leak in your ceiling
00:15:24No, I know it's leaking
00:15:25That's actual crap
00:15:26We have a sewage thing
00:15:27Um, it's just that all of my clothes are wrecked
00:15:31and I have a showcase in a couple hours
00:15:34Man, Katie, I feel so bad about this
00:15:37Like, let me make it right
00:15:38Why don't you pay me to rent my clothes?
00:15:40You want me to pay you?
00:15:42It's your sewage on my clothes
00:15:44No, it's not my sewage
00:15:46It's the people upstairs
00:15:47My sewage leaks on Mrs. Kashkarian
00:15:49Okay
00:15:51How much for the clothes?
00:15:53Uh, $40
00:15:55Uh, $40? What's the going rate?
00:16:00Fine
00:16:01Great
00:16:02Oh, this is gonna be so fun
00:16:03We're gonna look like twins
00:16:06Worth every penny
00:16:10You go to Comic-Con or something?
00:16:13No, why do you say that?
00:16:14If you're not going to Comic-Con
00:16:15why are you dressed like the British robot from Star Wars?
00:16:17How far are we from the destination?
00:16:19Wait a second, are you famous?
00:16:21I recognize you
00:16:22Uh-huh
00:16:23I do
00:16:24Are you in that video
00:16:25where you put a can of Monster up your butt?
00:16:26No, that wasn't me
00:16:27It's orange flavor
00:16:28You think the flavor would jog my memory?
00:16:30I don't know what it's like
00:16:31to shove something like that up my butt
00:16:33I don't either
00:16:34I worked with a ton of celebrities
00:16:35when I did construction
00:16:37I actually installed
00:16:38Machine Gun Kelly's panic room
00:16:39What does Machine Gun Kelly
00:16:40have to panic about?
00:16:41Running out of skin to tattoo?
00:16:43What do you think I panic about?
00:16:45Not talking
00:16:46Bingo
00:16:48Awesome
00:16:49I'm gonna put my headphones in
00:16:50for the rest of the ride
00:16:51if that's okay with you
00:16:52Okay, keep the volume low
00:16:53so you can hear me when I say stuff
00:16:56Okay, make sure to thumbprint
00:16:58those lotto tickets, L.A.
00:16:59because we are just ten minutes away
00:17:01from drawing our biggest jackpot winner yet
00:17:21Great
00:17:22They're rebooting Barbie
00:17:24Katie Kim?
00:17:25Oh, yes, present
00:17:31All right
00:17:32So, we're just about ready for you
00:17:34but first, that's gonna be $400
00:17:36Oh, because it had said $200 online
00:17:40Yeah, that's our online price
00:17:41In person, it's $400
00:17:43Oh, well, in that case
00:17:45maybe I could go get a computer
00:17:46and just do that online
00:17:47Oh, I wish
00:17:48That'd be so great, right?
00:17:49Unfortunately, you're here
00:17:51in person, so
00:17:53it's $400
00:17:56Are you serious about being famous?
00:17:58Yeah
00:18:00Oh, real cash
00:18:02It's retro
00:18:03Yeah
00:18:04Okay, come on in
00:18:05and, hey, smile
00:18:06It's your big break
00:18:07Come on
00:18:09Okay
00:18:16Hi, I'm Katie
00:18:17You just come from some sci-fi thing?
00:18:19Oh
00:18:20No, I'm, uh
00:18:21Any acting experience?
00:18:22Yeah, totally
00:18:23Uh, mostly when I was younger
00:18:25You couldn't turn on a TV in the mid-2000s
00:18:27without seeing me
00:18:28Oh, are you the kid
00:18:29from the Spaghetti Squares commercials?
00:18:31Yeah
00:18:32Who cares?
00:18:33It's Spaghetti Squares
00:18:34Well, we are honored
00:18:35to have canned pasta royalty
00:18:37in our presence
00:18:38So, anything since Spaghetti Squares?
00:18:41I was taking care of my sick mom
00:18:42back in Michigan
00:18:43and, uh, just got back into town
00:18:46and ready to act
00:18:48You left your mom by herself?
00:18:50Is she okay?
00:18:51No, she died
00:18:53No, so she's not
00:18:54Which I thought was implied
00:18:56Oh
00:18:58Did you kill her?
00:18:59No, um
00:19:00All right
00:19:01Well, is this your monologue
00:19:02or did you prepare something?
00:19:03No, I-I-I
00:19:04Sorry, I have something, yeah
00:19:08Registering player for the next draw
00:19:11Good luck, Katie Kim
00:19:13Hey, Spaghetti Squares
00:19:14Are you ready?
00:19:15We got a lot of girls waiting
00:19:16Yeah, yes
00:19:17I'm going to start
00:19:18You should really have that memorized
00:19:19I do, I do, I'm sorry
00:19:20Real actors are always off book
00:19:21Yes, and I am also a real actor
00:19:23so I will be going off book
00:19:26Enough!
00:19:27That's enough now!
00:19:29From all of you!
00:19:30You think water moves fast?
00:19:32Well, you should see ice
00:19:33It moves like it has a mind
00:19:35Like it killed the world once
00:19:37Touch your toes
00:19:38Is that from Deep Blue Sea?
00:19:39Uh, sorry, I-I-I just
00:19:41I had more
00:19:42I want to know if you're flexible
00:19:43So, touch your toes, please
00:19:45Why?
00:19:46Because we want to see
00:19:47how vulnerable you are
00:19:49Mm, mm-hmm
00:19:50Could I see you, uh, jiggle a little?
00:19:52Give me my money back
00:19:53You paid to be seen
00:19:54You were seen
00:19:58Flip it
00:19:59Oh, that's me
00:20:02Hi!
00:20:03Hey, don't let them get to you
00:20:06You're worth so much more than this
00:20:09Thank you
00:20:10I-I-I really needed to hear that today
00:20:12Hey, don't let them get to you
00:20:15Don't let them get to you
00:20:16You're worth so much more than this
00:20:18Don't let them get to you
00:20:19You're worth so much more than this
00:20:21So much
00:20:22Break a leg
00:20:23You break a leg, bitch
00:20:25Break your entire fucking body
00:20:27Thank you
00:20:28Yeah
00:20:30Psst
00:20:46Oh, excuse me
00:20:51I-I-I definitely didn't get the part
00:20:53So there's no need for the death stare
00:20:56Ah!
00:20:57Ah!
00:21:04Oh, shit
00:21:06What the fuck, ladies?
00:21:07Break a leg means good luck in the theater
00:21:09Calm down
00:21:10Back off, Riley
00:21:11She's my jackpot
00:21:18Congrats, girly
00:21:19You're faithless now
00:21:20And I'm gonna be rich
00:21:28Oh, not the heel
00:21:31Jesus, Hollywood's gotten extremely competitive
00:21:34What?
00:21:36What the fuck is going on?
00:21:42Somebody help
00:21:43She's my jackpot
00:21:51Oh, come on
00:21:54She's my jackpot
00:21:55Jackpot
00:21:58Jackpot
00:21:59Oh, shit
00:22:02My jackpot
00:22:04She's mine
00:22:07Everyone
00:22:09Time out
00:22:10D
00:22:11What is happening?
00:22:12Everybody back off
00:22:14Thank you
00:22:15She's my jackpot
00:22:16What, is that a sex thing?
00:22:23What are you doing?
00:22:24No, let go
00:22:25No, you let go
00:22:26Let go
00:22:27No, I will not let go
00:22:28Ma'am
00:22:29We're bonding, you can't kill me now
00:22:35Hey, girl
00:22:37You're better than this
00:22:38Maybe you're not
00:22:40Can't we help each other out?
00:22:50Oh, my God, that's her student
00:22:53Don't
00:22:54No, please, no
00:22:56Oh, my God, I'm so sorry about that
00:23:00God, oh, my God, oh, my God
00:23:01Let me go
00:23:02Let me go
00:23:03Wait, don't
00:23:04Don't let me go
00:23:05Don't let me go
00:23:06Elbows to bring your knees
00:23:08There we go, beautiful
00:23:22Ladies
00:23:23Thank God
00:23:24Listen
00:23:26Oh, you guys have the cards too
00:23:28Oh, you guys have the cards too
00:23:30I think I'm just gonna go through the wall
00:23:32Okay, okay
00:23:35I'm going with you
00:23:36I'm going with you
00:23:37Wait up, Trish
00:23:39Ow
00:23:40Katie, get in there, boy
00:23:43It's blood money
00:23:46Door
00:23:47That's my jackpot
00:23:50That's a block
00:23:53You're dead
00:23:56You're dead
00:23:57I'm not here
00:23:58It was a haunting young man
00:24:08Oh, ooh, I would faint too
00:24:10Ow
00:24:16Don't do it, Jessica
00:24:20Fight me
00:24:213.6 billion reasons
00:24:23What?
00:24:32Now what?
00:24:41Ten percent
00:24:42What?
00:24:46First five takedowns are free
00:24:47After that, it'll cost you ten percent
00:24:49That's freebie number two
00:24:55That's freebie number three
00:24:56You are really burning through them
00:24:58I'm keeping track
00:25:01Oh, my God
00:25:02That's freebie four
00:25:03She's mine
00:25:05Here, take this
00:25:06Gotcha
00:25:08Scroll to the bottom
00:25:09Use your thumbprint to sign it
00:25:10Sorry if the screen's a bit cold
00:25:11Sign what?
00:25:15That's your last freebie
00:25:16Guy
00:25:20Okay, you know what?
00:25:21He was attacking me
00:25:22So I'm not gonna charge you for that
00:25:23But that's just me being nice
00:25:25All right
00:25:26Hey, why is there so much legalese in here?
00:25:28Standard terms of service
00:25:29I don't mean to push you
00:25:30But it's now or never
00:25:31Okay
00:25:33Okay, great
00:25:35Congratulations
00:25:36You have a consensual business relationship
00:25:40Hold my coat, Jess
00:25:42Hold on
00:25:47Make your feet sharp
00:25:48What?
00:26:01Oh, hell no
00:26:02Oh, hell yeah
00:26:03Oh, hell yeah
00:26:09I did not sign up for this shit
00:26:13Oh, girl
00:26:14Oh, girl
00:26:16Ooh
00:26:17I felt that, too
00:26:19Okay, okay
00:26:20You done?
00:26:21Untie me
00:26:25You sure about that?
00:26:28Yeah
00:26:29Wipe yourself, bro
00:26:33You got fast hands
00:26:34Well, I'm not looking for hand compliments right now
00:26:36I wanna know what the fuck is going on
00:26:39And what am I threatening you with?
00:26:41Oh, that shoots enzyme protein peptide
00:26:43Bioactive constituent rounds
00:26:44That cause temporary paralysis
00:26:46What?
00:26:47Wasp venom
00:26:48Lottery security
00:26:49Requires a specialized set of tools
00:26:51Yeah, you are holding that all wrong
00:26:53I just
00:26:54No, I got my finger on it
00:26:55It's me
00:26:57I just want you to know that I'm not mad
00:27:00Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa
00:27:02What are you doing?
00:27:03You want them to choke on their tongues?
00:27:05Based upon the last four minutes with them?
00:27:07Yeah, a little bit
00:27:08I would love that, actually
00:27:09Hey, listen
00:27:10The drone post your location in 14 minutes
00:27:12We are leaving
00:27:13The drone?
00:27:14What drone?
00:27:17Okay, so the rules say your fans can't kill anyone else for your money
00:27:20Just you
00:27:21Also, your fans cannot use lethal ballistics
00:27:23That means no guns
00:27:24But anything throwable is legal
00:27:25And trust me, they throw some nasty shit
00:27:27Hold on
00:27:28Fans?
00:27:29I don't have any fans
00:27:30Hey, it's Katie Kim
00:27:34We should go
00:27:35Car door is open
00:27:40Hey, you really don't know what's going on?
00:27:42I know you're some sort of kung fu bodybuilder
00:27:44That cares about the tongues of people he beats up
00:27:47I mean
00:27:48That feels rude
00:27:49But not inaccurate
00:27:51I need some money
00:27:52I live in that food truck
00:28:01Come on
00:28:09Go
00:28:16Go, go, go
00:28:20Oh, wow
00:28:21That nice girl from the bus
00:28:23Good for her
00:28:25Okay, Irene
00:28:27Let's go get some
00:28:31Only six hours to sundown, jackpot hunters
00:28:33So if you want to find Katie Kim, you better move it
00:28:37Katie, you won the lottery
00:28:39And now anyone with a losing ticket that kills you before sundown gets your money
00:28:42Legally
00:28:43Okay, that's murder
00:28:44Oh, not in California
00:28:45It's just a chance to big time
00:28:47Okay, when the fuck did this become a thing?
00:28:49I don't know, a few years ago?
00:28:51How did you not hear about this?
00:28:53Me and my mom just watched movies and emotionally neutral baking shows
00:28:56We didn't watch the news
00:28:57It's too depressing
00:28:58Yeah
00:28:59But you got to keep up with what's going on in the world
00:29:01It's our duty as a citizen of Earth
00:29:03Hey, look
00:29:04Shutterbug's in a poster location every 14 minutes
00:29:06But your fans around here, they're just going to see a tale of us
00:29:14Oh, shit
00:29:19I need you to put this on
00:29:24I'm sorry it's a little matchy-matchy
00:29:26But I need you to protect the head, okay?
00:29:29How?
00:29:30Jump!
00:29:34Oh, my God
00:29:40Helmet on, hold on tight, please
00:29:41Go!
00:29:44Shit!
00:29:45I'm out of the use of clean tequila
00:29:46I never got the tequila craze
00:29:47I'm more of a gin guy
00:29:48You ever try an Arby's sauce?
00:29:49I will buy you a fucking case of it if you let me out of this goddamn car!
00:30:00God! God! Be careful!
00:30:05Fucker!
00:30:07Oh, shit!
00:30:15Knives! Knives! Knives!
00:30:21Um, this isn't mine!
00:30:23Did you don't print that?
00:30:25On accident!
00:30:30Cancel! Undo! Force twist!
00:30:32Delete!
00:30:33Get down!
00:30:39How do I cancel this?
00:30:41You really want to quit the lottery and miss out on all that money?
00:30:43Yes, I do
00:30:46The only way to quit is...
00:30:52The only way to quit is...
00:30:56The only way to quit is...
00:30:58Oh, shit!
00:31:01God damn it!
00:31:02I don't want to sound like a broken record, but I told you to protect it
00:31:08But the only way to quit is what?
00:31:10The only way to quit is if you leave the city
00:31:14Okay, then let's leave the city, then
00:31:16The closest quit line is just past the Blue Neon Cross and the Grapevine
00:31:21Blue Neon Cross, Grapevine
00:31:23Let's go before I fucking throw up in here
00:31:26Nobody quits the lottery
00:31:28Let's go!
00:31:38That way!
00:31:39Shithead, that way!
00:31:40Let's go!
00:31:50Hey, bootleg Captain America
00:31:52I'm dead serious, I want to quit
00:31:55Are you listening to me?
00:31:57I want to get out of the game, now!
00:32:00Come on
00:32:01You really mean that?
00:32:02How can someone whose face looks so much like a giant ear not hear what I'm saying?
00:32:07Okay, you're really bringing up some stuff for me there
00:32:10Kids at school used to call me your face, okay?
00:32:12Get me out of the game!
00:32:16Okay, I will get you to the Grapevine
00:32:19But after I do, you should seriously consider therapy
00:32:21Thank you, and I will
00:32:23But I...
00:32:28Wait a second
00:32:29What's the catch?
00:32:36What is that?
00:32:39You know what you're doing right now?
00:32:40No, I don't
00:32:42You are looking a gift horse in the mouth
00:32:46Shit, windows up
00:32:48I thought you were having a stroke
00:32:57Oh, shit!
00:33:14Oh, shit!
00:33:17Oh, there's swords!
00:33:19God damn it!
00:33:22You will not get my face!
00:33:27Oh, yeah, the wasp gun, that's a good idea
00:33:30Oh! Oh!
00:33:34Bad! Bad biker! Bad biker!
00:33:36Dude, she's not a dog!
00:33:37You don't know that!
00:33:42You drive
00:33:43I don't drive
00:33:44I can't drive, I can't drive
00:33:46Fuck, I'm driving
00:33:51What are you guys doing back there?
00:33:52I'm a big man in a small backseat
00:33:54Cut me some slack
00:33:58Help!
00:34:01Help!
00:34:02Hey, could you pass me the helmet, please?
00:34:05Thank you
00:34:07Passengers, door open!
00:34:12What the hell was that?
00:34:13You think I'm gonna kick somebody out of a moving car without a helmet?
00:34:16I'm not a monster
00:34:19Hey, be more careful, I just paid this thing off
00:34:21Well, if you're writing for an apology, you're gonna be an old fucking man by the time that comes
00:34:24Help!
00:34:26Katie, could you pop the trunk, please?
00:34:34Oh, my God!
00:34:39Don't slow down
00:34:40It's a dead end!
00:34:41I've seen deader
00:34:45Hit the brakes!
00:34:55Protect the head, bitch!
00:34:59Good to see that you're coming around on helmets
00:35:05Your car's all fucked up!
00:35:07It needs a tune
00:35:08You know, it's not your fault, you're just driving wrong
00:35:20Ah, we lost them!
00:35:22Hey, what was your favorite part of the chase?
00:35:24For me, it was like a toss-up between the alley and the...
00:35:26Oh, balls
00:35:31Okay, let's go, let's go
00:35:33One, two, what the...
00:35:36Fuck!
00:35:37Why?
00:35:40So you get 10% if I keep going?
00:35:42Yeah
00:35:43What do you get if I quit?
00:35:45Zero
00:35:46But I'll still help you, get up
00:35:48Everybody wants a cut of me except you, huh?
00:35:50Listen, golden rule
00:35:51You treat people like you want to be treated
00:35:53And then...
00:35:54Ah, you dirt-faced me!
00:35:59Put your hip into that one, didn't you?
00:36:01Really hit the target there, how's it look? Good?
00:36:04You little muppet just ran into a wall
00:36:05Wow, this is wild
00:36:07I can smell my own face, good job
00:36:10No problem, I'll just crack this guy back into place
00:36:12He'll be back to normal, easy peasy
00:36:18Fuck!
00:36:19Oh shit, it feels like my nose is tickling my dickhole
00:36:23Shit, my sneaker!
00:36:26Fuck!
00:36:30Okay
00:36:32That was good
00:36:36Oh shit
00:36:38Finally, some real help is here
00:36:40They're gonna try to kill you, Katie
00:36:42I am so happy to see you
00:36:44Everybody has been trying to kill me
00:36:50Oh shit
00:36:56Sorry
00:37:02They came to Hollywood to get recognized, Katie
00:37:04Just embrace the irony
00:37:13Pinky-poo-poo, I love you
00:37:18Alright, that'll be 20 bucks
00:37:26Oh no
00:37:37Excuse me, one ticket please
00:37:38Sorry, we're closed for renovations till next week
00:37:41God damn it
00:37:43Oh
00:37:44No, no, no, no, you're safe
00:37:46Come on out, I'll just send him down the street to my favorite titty
00:37:49My daughter's about your age
00:37:51And I think this lottery is immoral
00:37:54Thank you, and I totally agree
00:37:56And I also love spaghetti squares
00:37:59Oh, you recognize me?
00:38:01Cool, I am recognized
00:38:05Hello and welcome to the Fameline Wax Museum
00:38:08Jenny from the block says, have a great time
00:38:10Is this supposed to be J-Lo?
00:38:12Looks like a statue of a woman asking to see the manager
00:38:16Okay
00:38:17Alright
00:38:18Where the fuck are we?
00:38:24Hello?
00:38:25Katie!
00:38:26Oh my god, you poor thing
00:38:28I just saw the news
00:38:30Shadi?
00:38:31Yeah, girl
00:38:32Are you okay?
00:38:34No, no, I'm not okay
00:38:35I need to get to the grapevine to stop the game
00:38:38Can I borrow your car?
00:38:39Anything for you, like where are you?
00:38:42I'm...
00:38:44Hiding
00:38:46Where are you?
00:38:47I'm at home
00:38:49But yeah, I think you should just tell me your address and I'll be right there
00:38:53Ah, baby boo boo
00:38:55I love you
00:38:58You know what, I think I'm actually just gonna sit tight
00:39:00Hello and welcome to the Fameline Wax Museum
00:39:02Okay, got it
00:39:03I'm coming, just sit tight
00:39:05Everything's gonna be fine
00:39:07Okay
00:39:08Love you
00:39:12Yes, yes, yes, yes, you got him?
00:39:14She's walking in there
00:39:15In the museum?
00:39:16In there
00:39:17But we can't go into the museum, remember?
00:39:19We're banned
00:39:20They're not gonna remember that we had sex with one of the wax figures
00:39:23That was a long time ago
00:39:24Was it three weeks ago?
00:39:25Come on, babe, get with it
00:39:27I'm with it, I'm with it, I'm with it
00:39:29Go, let go, let go
00:39:31Murder!
00:39:34I need all my furniture
00:39:40Sorry, we're closed for renovations
00:39:42Oh, you two are banned
00:39:45What you two perverts did to the Tin Man keeps me up at night
00:39:49Wait, that was the Tin Man?
00:39:51I thought we were fucking RoboCop
00:39:53She in there
00:39:54Who?
00:39:55You're a shitty actor
00:40:00Let's go
00:40:01Let's go
00:40:02You got that, brother?
00:40:05None shall pass
00:40:16Katie?
00:40:17None shall pass
00:40:20It's my mom again, I get it
00:40:22Someone has to pick up your heart meds at the pharmacy
00:40:24I'm busy
00:40:28None shall pass
00:40:30Man, this place is chatty as fuck, huh?
00:40:36Who's ready to go to the grapevine?
00:40:39I mean, you guys got here so fast
00:40:41Yeah, what was so crazy about that is, like, I thought we were at home
00:40:46and then I realized that we weren't
00:40:50Not much of an improviser, are you?
00:40:52Fuck you, I'm great at improv, I just need time to prepare
00:40:55Oh
00:40:57How about you curl up with a good book, Katie?
00:41:00Nice one, babe
00:41:01Use them on props
00:41:02Ow!
00:41:03How dare you hit a woman? I will kill you for that!
00:41:12Ow!
00:41:13Oh, shit, I'm sorry
00:41:14I'm sorry! Okay, hit her!
00:41:20Yeah, you guys gonna kill me, huh?
00:41:22What if I turn the tables on you?
00:41:24With my staff
00:41:25Watch out, she's gonna use magic
00:41:27Incoming
00:41:28Stab, Nebo!
00:41:29Stab!
00:41:35Stupid
00:41:40We are, like, so blessed
00:41:43Wait, guys, come on, we're friends
00:41:45We trade clothes
00:41:46Yeah, now you're making me get your blood all over them
00:41:49Ow!
00:41:51Ow!
00:41:52Ow!
00:41:53Ow!
00:41:54Ow!
00:41:55Ow!
00:41:56Ow!
00:41:57Ow!
00:41:58Ow!
00:41:59Ow!
00:42:00Ow!
00:42:01Ow!
00:42:02Stop being such a dick!
00:42:03And just let us kill you!
00:42:05Well, here goes
00:42:06Share number one!
00:42:08Here goes
00:42:09Share number two!
00:42:11Ow!
00:42:12You're the Kardashians, you idiot!
00:42:14What? Really?
00:42:16Well, try keeping up with this Kardashian motherfucker
00:42:20Who wants some head?
00:42:22Ha ha ha!
00:42:23Ow!
00:42:24Ow!
00:42:25Ow!
00:42:26Ow!
00:42:27Ow!
00:42:28Ow!
00:42:29Ow!
00:42:30Oh, no!
00:42:31Welcome to the murder room
00:42:34Wait, is that knife real?
00:42:37If it isn't, this is gonna take a while
00:42:40Ow!
00:42:41Ow!
00:42:42Ow!
00:42:43Ow!
00:42:44Ow!
00:42:45Ow!
00:42:46Ow!
00:42:47Ow!
00:42:48Ow!
00:42:49Ow!
00:42:50Ow!
00:42:51Ow!
00:42:52Ow!
00:42:53Ow!
00:42:54Ow!
00:42:55Ow!
00:42:56Ow!
00:42:57Ow!
00:42:58Ow!
00:42:59Ow!
00:43:00Ow!
00:43:01Ow!
00:43:02Ow!
00:43:03Ow!
00:43:04Ow!
00:43:05Ow!
00:43:06Ow!
00:43:07Ow!
00:43:08Ow!
00:43:09Ow!
00:43:10I got her!
00:43:13We're rich, babe!
00:43:14We're rich!
00:43:15We're billionaires!
00:43:16Oh, shit
00:43:19Great
00:43:20No, I'm the weirdo that cares about strangers' tongues.
00:43:22Uh...
00:43:23Get her! Come on! Get her!
00:43:25Okay!
00:43:26Oh!
00:43:27Oh! Oh, no, no, no!
00:43:28Oh!
00:43:29Oh!
00:43:30We can't kill you from in here, Katie!
00:43:32That's not right! You cheated!
00:43:33Ah!
00:43:35Here at the Fame World Wax Museum,
00:43:37you can see celebrities like...
00:43:38Well, that looks like Katie Kim,
00:43:40but she's not dumb enough to walk around here like that.
00:43:43That's not Katie Kim.
00:43:44Oh, shit! That is Katie Kim!
00:43:47Oh!
00:43:48Oh!
00:43:50Holy crap! Did that look as cool as it felt?
00:43:54Watch your toes. I'm gonna peel out, okay?
00:44:01Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:44:02No shoving!
00:44:03Safety first when you're trying to kill somebody.
00:44:08You stole a cop car?
00:44:10Borrowed.
00:44:13Oh, you're hurt.
00:44:14Let's just get to the grapevine.
00:44:16You get the money if I keep playing.
00:44:17If I quit, you get nothing.
00:44:19And if you kill me, you get it all.
00:44:21So why the hell would I trust you to help me quit?
00:44:24Why are you trying to convince me to kill you
00:44:26because you are making some solid points?
00:44:31Have you ever considered the possibility
00:44:32that I actually might be a nice person?
00:44:34Yeah, sure.
00:44:35A nice person who, like, loves and wants a super yacht.
00:44:38I don't want a super yacht.
00:44:39You so want a super yacht!
00:44:41I don't want a super yacht.
00:44:42What do you do?
00:44:43I don't!
00:44:44Super yacht!
00:44:48Can you stop crashing?
00:44:50You don't get it, do you?
00:44:51They're gonna post your location in less than three minutes, right?
00:44:54That means every asshole in a 50-block radius
00:44:56is gonna know exactly where you are.
00:44:59Jesus Christ, we need a bomb shelter or something.
00:45:03Bomb shelter.
00:45:04Bomb shelter.
00:45:05I have an idea.
00:45:13What the fuck?
00:45:19Hello.
00:45:20Hey.
00:45:22You here to move something, or...?
00:45:25No.
00:45:26No.
00:45:27Oh, my God, fuck, you're the catwalkers. Duh.
00:45:29You walk your cats.
00:45:30No, uh, catwalkers walk my cats.
00:45:32I'm not with you.
00:45:33I'm not with you.
00:45:34I'm not with you.
00:45:35I'm not with you.
00:45:36I'm not with you.
00:45:37I'm not with you.
00:45:38I'm not with you.
00:45:39I'm not with you.
00:45:40I'm not with you.
00:45:41I walk my cats.
00:45:42I'm not weird.
00:45:43No, actually, we, um...
00:45:45we are here for you.
00:45:48We're here for you?
00:45:49Mr. Gronkelly.
00:45:51Mr. Gronkelly?
00:45:52Why are you winking at me like that?
00:45:54Why are you winking at me?
00:45:59Oh, is this a sexual thing?
00:46:02Yeah.
00:46:03Yes, yeah.
00:46:05Yeah, okay, so, um...
00:46:07No, and...
00:46:08and you would turn my asshole into the eye of Sauron.
00:46:12So let's not go on that fellowship of my brain.
00:46:16Fare thee well, my little hobbits.
00:46:20Forget it. You're dead, you unattainable asshole!
00:46:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, shit!
00:46:24Hey, Seth Rogen's next door.
00:46:26He's definitely easier to rob than me.
00:46:28Hey, if you kill her,
00:46:29remember to tip your friendly tour guide a couple mil.
00:46:35Oh, shit, shit!
00:46:39Freeze!
00:46:42The panic room?
00:46:55Time to manifest, bitch.
00:47:02No, get in!
00:47:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.
00:47:04You just steal people's panic rooms, dude.
00:47:06What are you, Jodie Foster?
00:47:07If he's gonna give everybody the code,
00:47:08they're gonna open the door.
00:47:09We're fucked.
00:47:10Not if he can.
00:47:11I'm sorry, Mr. Gunkelly,
00:47:12but you know too much.
00:47:14I really don't, though.
00:47:16Ow!
00:47:17You know, I'm more of a white wine guy,
00:47:19but this feels pretty good.
00:47:24Oh, oh, oh!
00:47:25Get over here!
00:47:30Where are you?
00:47:32Fuck!
00:47:37Ah!
00:47:39Nice.
00:47:40Whoa!
00:47:41What the fuck, dude?
00:47:42I knew you were trying to kill me this entire time.
00:47:44Kill you?
00:47:45I was trying to save you.
00:47:46Your face was just in front of my gun.
00:47:47That is such a murdery thing to say.
00:47:49You just want my money.
00:47:51Really?
00:47:52Okay.
00:47:53You know, that hurt.
00:48:02So Machine Gun Kelly has a panic room.
00:48:05What's that guy panic about?
00:48:06Running out of skin to tattoo?
00:48:08Am I right?
00:48:09See?
00:48:10Espresso?
00:48:11He, uh...
00:48:13Machine matches your outfit.
00:48:16How'd you find out about this place?
00:48:18Lucky guess.
00:48:21God, there is no way out of here.
00:48:23Yeah, I see that.
00:48:24I don't think you'll need one.
00:48:26I'll be out for hours.
00:48:27I think we can just wait the whole thing out in here.
00:48:29Oh.
00:48:30Well, what a surprise that you think that.
00:48:32Look, you want to open that door
00:48:33and make a sprint for the grapevine, be my guest.
00:48:35All right? Relax.
00:48:36We're a hermetically sealed box.
00:48:38As long as nothing unexpected consumes our oxygen reserves,
00:48:40we're gonna be completely fine.
00:48:42Okay, can you stop reassuring me?
00:48:44I am allowed to panic in a panic room.
00:48:55We got some time to ourselves, so...
00:48:57Where are you from?
00:48:59Me?
00:49:00I'm a Massachusetts boy.
00:49:02Not the Ben Affleck part of Massachusetts, the...
00:49:05part that smells like dead fish.
00:49:07Interesting things about me?
00:49:08I hold the world record for fastest ironing of a dress shirt.
00:49:1118 seconds.
00:49:12I'm proud of that one.
00:49:13I got two sisters, both in law enforcement.
00:49:15One on the good side, one on the bad side.
00:49:17Oh!
00:49:18I'm a Hufflepuff.
00:49:19Knew it right away when I read the book.
00:49:21Took the online test.
00:49:22Confirmed it.
00:49:23I have a single adult zoo membership.
00:49:25And yes, I do use it.
00:49:26And every week, I buy a bag of salad.
00:49:28I don't touch it, it turns to mush,
00:49:29and I throw it in the trash.
00:49:33Oh, hey.
00:49:36Lucky charm?
00:49:37Hey, man, don't touch that.
00:49:39Relax, I thought it was cool.
00:49:45Stupid.
00:49:49My mom gave it to me.
00:49:52She always loved movies and movie stars.
00:49:56So I decided to become an actor,
00:49:58because I knew it would make her happy.
00:50:01She knew Hollywood was a hard place.
00:50:04So she gave me this to remind me
00:50:05that she'd be proud no matter what happened.
00:50:09I guess I still try to act,
00:50:10because it makes me feel close to her.
00:50:15Did you do okay back then?
00:50:17Yeah.
00:50:19I was in a bunch of stuff.
00:50:21But mostly when I was a kid.
00:50:23You make good money being a kid actor?
00:50:25No?
00:50:27You'd have to ask my dad.
00:50:29Whatever he is.
00:50:35Uh, well, you know, hey, look at that.
00:50:38In a few hours, you'll never have to worry about money again
00:50:40for the rest of your life, so...
00:50:42If you don't kill me and take it all for yourself.
00:50:47Wow.
00:50:49Thanks.
00:50:50I tell you, I'm huff and puff,
00:50:51and still, still the suspicion.
00:50:55I don't deserve this negativity, you know.
00:50:57But I always put up with it.
00:50:58That's what my therapist keeps trying to get me to recognize.
00:51:08Sorry.
00:51:10I want to trust you.
00:51:11Just that, um...
00:51:14I've been driven wrong every other time in my life.
00:51:18Katie, let me tell you something.
00:51:24Once, there were four baby turtles.
00:51:27They were thrown into a sewer and covered in radioactive ooze.
00:51:30And what did they do?
00:51:31Did they spend their whole lives not trusting people?
00:51:33No.
00:51:34No.
00:51:36They spent their lives protecting New Yorkers and eating pizza!
00:51:41So?
00:51:43So, so?
00:51:45You, you gotta find your inner turtle power.
00:51:50Could I be Michelangelo?
00:51:54No.
00:51:55I'm always Michelangelo.
00:51:59Okay.
00:52:00So tell me, Noel.
00:52:01Why would you make me sign a contract
00:52:03giving you ten percent of my jackpot,
00:52:05and then five minutes later,
00:52:07say that you'll help me quit?
00:52:09Because here's my list of priorities, okay?
00:52:11One, save people's lives.
00:52:13Two, make enough money to continue saving people's lives.
00:52:16I love what I do, and I'm good at it.
00:52:19But that doesn't mean I get the right to make you risk your life
00:52:21if you don't want to.
00:52:24Katie, you're a human being.
00:52:25You're not an ATM.
00:52:34Oh, what the fuck?
00:52:45Who's that?
00:52:46Some enemy from your past back for revenge?
00:52:48Worse.
00:52:49My Airbnb host.
00:52:53I got a bad feeling about this.
00:52:59Wake up, golden bagel!
00:53:02What's the code?
00:53:05You beautiful scarecrow!
00:53:20What the fuck is she doing?
00:53:23Doing this work for this shit?
00:53:32Wake your tattooed ass up!
00:53:46Did I fall asleep in the pool again?
00:53:48What's the code?
00:53:49Huh?
00:53:50Do you remember me?
00:53:51We hooked up in 2019, and it was crazy.
00:53:54Um...
00:53:55Fuck you!
00:53:56What's your code?
00:53:57Oh, 6969.
00:53:58Oh, that's so lame.
00:54:02Oh.
00:54:03Oh.
00:54:04Oh, she has the code.
00:54:05She has the code!
00:54:08Fuck.
00:54:11Fuck!
00:54:12Fucking shit!
00:54:13God damn it!
00:54:14Ah, chill!
00:54:15Fuck it.
00:54:17What are you doing?
00:54:18I'm getting us out of here!
00:54:19Okay, okay!
00:54:20Noel Cassidy for Lewis Lewis.
00:54:21It's an emergency.
00:54:23Okay, then.
00:54:24Take the phone in the fucking bathroom!
00:54:26Motherfucker!
00:54:27Lewis.
00:54:28Hey.
00:54:29No.
00:54:30Yeah.
00:54:31Yeah, I know.
00:54:32I got a lot of nerve.
00:54:33That's why they call me a lot of nerve.
00:54:34No.
00:54:35I know.
00:54:36I know.
00:54:37Fuck me, right?
00:54:38Yeah, yeah.
00:54:39I suck.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41Can you stop catching up with your Jim Rose?
00:54:42You're gonna come through the door!
00:54:43Lewis, I'm with Jackpot.
00:54:44Katie Kip.
00:54:45I don't know how either.
00:54:46Yeah.
00:54:47We need an urgent phone strike on our position, please.
00:54:48Yes.
00:54:49All right, Frank.
00:54:50Thank you.
00:54:51Give me your phone.
00:54:52Give me your phone.
00:54:53Give me your fucking phone!
00:54:54What is a phone strike?
00:54:55I gotta find out.
00:54:56Come on!
00:54:57I got the gun!
00:54:58I got the gun!
00:54:59Six, nine, six, nine.
00:55:00Machine gun, you my boy!
00:55:01Take that phone!
00:55:02Amber alert.
00:55:03We're getting an amber alert.
00:55:04No!
00:55:05No!
00:55:06No!
00:55:07No!
00:55:08No!
00:55:09No!
00:55:10No!
00:55:11No!
00:55:12No!
00:55:13No!
00:55:14No!
00:55:15No!
00:55:16No!
00:55:17No!
00:55:18We're getting an amber alert.
00:55:19Hey, don't steal kids, y'all.
00:55:20No!
00:55:21No!
00:55:22No!
00:55:23No!
00:55:24No!
00:55:25No!
00:55:26No!
00:55:27Oh, shit!
00:55:28It's a phone!
00:55:29It's a phone!
00:55:30Baby, get rid of the phone!
00:55:31No!
00:55:32No!
00:55:33No!
00:55:34No!
00:55:35No!
00:55:36No!
00:55:37No!
00:55:38Your face!
00:55:39Ah, your face!
00:55:40Baby, help!
00:55:41Baby, help!
00:55:42Baby, help!
00:55:43You don't look good.
00:55:44You don't look good.
00:55:45Shit.
00:55:46I need help.
00:55:47Oh, shit.
00:55:48I know you're trying to murder me, but I'm not throwing dicks on fire.
00:55:50Go, go, go, go, go.
00:55:51I can dance!
00:55:52Oh, sorry.
00:55:53Oh, I'm sorry.
00:55:54It's either a hurt dick or a burnt dick.
00:55:55Do it for your own health.
00:55:56It's not going out.
00:55:57I'm helping you.
00:55:58I'm helping you.
00:55:59Why?
00:56:00OK.
00:56:01Just put some cream on that.
00:56:02You'll still be able to procreate.
00:56:03I think.
00:56:04Oh!
00:56:05Babe, they're getting away, babe.
00:56:06They're getting away, babe.
00:56:07Fuck this shit.
00:56:08Fuck this shit.
00:56:09I'm outtie.
00:56:10What?
00:56:11I can't go on without you.
00:56:12You're OK.
00:56:13You're OK.
00:56:14You're OK.
00:56:15You're OK.
00:56:16You're OK.
00:56:17You're OK.
00:56:18You're OK.
00:56:19You're OK.
00:56:20You're OK.
00:56:21You're OK.
00:56:22You're OK.
00:56:23You're OK.
00:56:24You're OK.
00:56:25Avenge me.
00:56:26Avenge my queen.
00:56:27Fuck.
00:56:28There's your ride.
00:56:29Thank you so much.
00:56:30This is Katie Kim?
00:56:31Yes.
00:56:32Yeah.
00:56:33You guys, those mail shippers on the billboards?
00:56:34Oh.
00:56:35Thank you.
00:56:36Oh, hey.
00:56:37Fine.
00:56:38Oh, uh, he's with me.
00:56:39He's not on the list.
00:56:40He's on my list.
00:56:41Well, our orders are ready.
00:56:42Oh, yeah?
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:44Yeah.
00:56:45He's not on the list.
00:56:46Well, our orders are only to bring you.
00:56:47OK, well.
00:56:48I'm the billionaire here.
00:56:49And I'm not getting in the car with you Jason Momoa-looking
00:56:53motherfuckers without him.
00:56:54Thank you, but we should go.
00:56:55OK.
00:56:56Just get in.
00:56:57Thank you.
00:56:58Ah.
00:56:59Ah.
00:57:00Ah.
00:57:01Ah.
00:57:02Ah.
00:57:03Ah.
00:57:04Ah.
00:57:05Ah.
00:57:06Ah.
00:57:07Ah.
00:57:08Ah.
00:57:09Ah.
00:57:10Where'd you go?
00:57:11Ah.
00:57:12Ah.
00:57:13Ah.
00:57:14Thank you, I'm dead, Katy Kim.
00:57:22Woo!
00:57:24Bulletproof glass, new gear.
00:57:27You guys must be doin' pretty good.
00:57:29So you work with these guys?
00:57:32Oh, no, I'm a freelancer.
00:57:34Uh, I called in a favor.
00:57:35How are you feelin'?
00:57:36How am I feeling?
00:57:39Like I'm about to put some lucky therapist kids through college?
00:57:42How?
00:57:44Because I'm gonna need a lot of therapy after this.
00:57:47Oh, I got it in my head that you were gonna start
00:57:49some scholarship funds or something.
00:57:51Oh.
00:57:57How are you feeling?
00:57:59Oh, don't worry about me.
00:58:00I was severely traumatized long before today.
00:58:03Cool brag, weirdo.
00:58:07What happens now?
00:58:09We'll debrief you in Beverly Hills.
00:58:11Don't worry, you're safe.
00:58:13Actually safe.
00:58:15Yeah, cool brag.
00:58:17Weirdo.
00:58:19I couldn't think of anything,
00:58:21so I used yours, because I thought it got me.
00:58:23That's okay.
00:58:25That was a good use.
00:58:27I think it worked.
00:58:29We'll work on it.
00:58:31Okay.
00:58:33We're here.
00:58:35You guys really upgraded the place.
00:58:37This must have cost a fortune.
00:58:39You save that many jackpots?
00:58:41For the best.
00:58:43We only want the best for our clients.
00:58:51I thought you said guns weren't illegal.
00:58:53We can use rubber bullets to incapacitate them.
00:58:55But kills have to be close quarters.
00:58:57Minimize this collateral damage.
00:58:59The, uh, creepy guy vibes aside,
00:59:01these guys are the real deal.
00:59:03I mean, look at this place.
00:59:05These guys could control Jurassic Park from here.
00:59:07Except this time, the dinosaurs wouldn't get out.
00:59:09Katie, Kim, welcome to LPA.
00:59:11I'm Lewis. I'm a huge fan.
00:59:13Of Jurassic Park?
00:59:15I feel like a lot of people are.
00:59:17That's why they make hundreds of those movies.
00:59:19No, are you kidding me?
00:59:21I'm a huge fan of Jurassic Park.
00:59:23I feel like a lot of people are.
00:59:25That's why they make hundreds of those movies.
00:59:27No, are you kidding me? Of you?
00:59:29I mean, most people don't last 15 minutes
00:59:31without representation.
00:59:33You've already made it several hours
00:59:35pretty much completely alone.
00:59:37How that makes you so proud to say as an Asian man...
00:59:39Well, I wasn't alone.
00:59:41Of course not. You had all of our ancestors
00:59:43looking out for you.
00:59:45No, I was with him.
00:59:47Oh, you meant Noel.
00:59:49Honestly, Noel was lucky the wind was blowing
00:59:51in his direction today.
00:59:53That's not a job for a... No offense, Noel,
00:59:55but a hobbyist.
00:59:57Luckily, he realized that and called us
00:59:59before it was too late.
01:00:01Listen, I just really want to get to the Grapevine
01:00:03and finish this day.
01:00:05Totally hear you. Totally hear you.
01:00:07But we are the biggest
01:00:09lottery protection agency in the city.
01:00:11Your life is about to change
01:00:13if you let us change it for you.
01:00:15Hey, that reminds me.
01:00:17Please accept a little welcome gift on our behalf.
01:00:19It's an official LPA phone,
01:00:21so sorry you lost yours in the strike.
01:00:23Noel, there's an Apple store across the street.
01:00:25I'm sure they got some cheap models left in stock.
01:00:27Come on. I'll show you around.
01:00:29More of a Motorola guy,
01:00:31but fuck yourself.
01:00:37Attention.
01:00:39Lottery ends in four hours.
01:00:41Oh. This is where you keep all the good-looking people.
01:00:43Sure is.
01:00:45Not all the good-looking people.
01:00:47You're good-looking.
01:00:49Katie's shoulder pad.
01:00:51That is brutal.
01:00:53That is our wall of winners.
01:00:55In a few hours, your face
01:00:57is gonna go right there.
01:00:59It's been a while since the last one, huh?
01:01:01Yeah. Well, you know,
01:01:03half the jackpots these days are so desperate
01:01:05they decide to risk keeping the commission
01:01:07rather than letting us save their lives.
01:01:09Now, we charge 30% here, which sounds like a lot.
01:01:11I know. But, uh, we also have
01:01:13the highest rate of survival in the city.
01:01:15Sir. Thank you.
01:01:17So, what do you say, Katie Kim?
01:01:19Can we
01:01:21officially make you a billionaire?
01:01:23Well, if that phone struck,
01:01:25we'd be dead meat. So,
01:01:27they do deliver.
01:01:29What percentage does Noel get?
01:01:31I'm sorry.
01:01:33Noel? Yeah.
01:01:35He saved me way before you guys entered the picture.
01:01:37You know, I'll tell you what.
01:01:39We would be happy to give Noel
01:01:415% of our commission.
01:01:435%? Wow.
01:01:45Our viewers must love you.
01:01:4750%. Katie, that's not...
01:01:4950%. Uh...
01:01:51Okay.
01:01:53I'll tell you what.
01:01:55I think it's only fair that Noel receive
01:01:57the same commission that we charge.
01:01:5930%. Say what?
01:02:01Say 30%.
01:02:03How's that sound?
01:02:11Excellent. Wonderful.
01:02:13You made the right choice today, Katie.
01:02:15I know that every single agent, myself
01:02:17especially, we're all here
01:02:19to kick butt on your behalf. Really?
01:02:21Because you look more ready to
01:02:23challenge Celine Dion to a sing-off.
01:02:25Well, I did always have trouble
01:02:27hitting the high note and all by myself, but, uh,
01:02:29I reckon I could blow her face off pretty
01:02:31good with these.
01:02:33Slimline grenades. You're safe with us.
01:02:35I guarantee it.
01:02:37Come on.
01:02:39You can come too, Noel.
01:02:43Come on, Noel. What are you doing?
01:02:47Your fans are very smart, Katie.
01:02:49They don't wait for your location to be posted.
01:02:51They just follow the drone.
01:02:53I feel like you might want to use a different word
01:02:55than fans. Well, if they're rabid,
01:02:57I'll tell you that. They want to get me almost as bad
01:02:59as they want to get you, since I'm standing in the way of their money.
01:03:01We could hold them off here for a while,
01:03:03but, uh, not indefinitely.
01:03:05What? What, do you build a bunker like this
01:03:07and you skimp on the windows?
01:03:09Well, when the pot is $3.6 billion, Noel,
01:03:11we don't take any chances. That's why we're the best.
01:03:13Makes sense.
01:03:15All right, so here's the deal. First, we'll dispatch
01:03:17a fleet of autonomous decoy vehicles.
01:03:19Most of your fans will follow those, thinking you're in one of them.
01:03:21Once they do, we'll exfiltrate you in a different vehicle
01:03:23to a hidden underground fortress, and, uh,
01:03:25from there, you're home free, Richie Rich.
01:03:27Isabella's gonna take care of you.
01:03:29Miss Kim, follow me.
01:03:31Oh, and, uh,
01:03:33Isabella, why don't we make sure that Miss Kim gets
01:03:35an outfit that's, uh, not visible
01:03:37from space? I don't normally
01:03:39dress like this. We probably shop in the same
01:03:41store. My comfort zone is dressing
01:03:43like a husky tween.
01:03:45Uh, okay.
01:03:49Lewis, uh, I just wanted to say it was
01:03:51really decent what you did back there, cutting me in.
01:03:53You did not have to do that. I know.
01:03:55Thank you.
01:03:57I, uh, hope the past is just water under the bridge.
01:03:59Hey.
01:04:01We're cool, all right?
01:04:03It's good to see you.
01:04:05Would you do me a favor and just
01:04:07pick yourself up a little bit? You look like Wreck-It-Ralph
01:04:09after a 14-hour cocaine bender.
01:04:11Jeez.
01:04:13What you look like?
01:04:15Oh.
01:04:17Wow.
01:04:19This is how the other half lives, huh?
01:04:21My doctor's office in a strip mall next to an El Pollo
01:04:23loco. Ow!
01:04:25I hope my health care pays for this. Just kidding.
01:04:27I don't have any.
01:04:29Um, can I ask you something? Shoot.
01:04:33You been doing this a long time?
01:04:35A little while.
01:04:37You save a lot of people?
01:04:39A few.
01:04:41Then what do you spend your money on?
01:04:43Because, um, well, I can tell that you might not be
01:04:45spending it on yourself.
01:04:47Excuse me?
01:04:49For starters, you dress like a gym teacher at a funeral.
01:04:51I was voted best dressed my senior year.
01:04:53Ah, so you were homeschooled.
01:04:55And you clearly cut your own hair.
01:04:57My grandmother cuts my hair.
01:04:59I'm just saying, it's dangerous work.
01:05:01And anyone with their head screwed on right
01:05:03can lose their money and stop.
01:05:05So, uh, well, why haven't you?
01:05:07Thanks.
01:05:09That's a fair question.
01:05:13I used to be a mercenary.
01:05:15Private sector with Lewis.
01:05:17Our unit got sent all around the world
01:05:19to do bad things to bad people.
01:05:21And we weren't paid to ask any questions.
01:05:25One day I did, and I found out
01:05:27some of those people weren't as bad as they say.
01:05:29I tried to convince Lewis.
01:05:31He wouldn't listen.
01:05:33So I just bailed.
01:05:35Right there in the middle of a job.
01:05:37But because I wasn't there,
01:05:39the mission went sideways.
01:05:41And, uh, my unit...
01:05:45Lewis and I are the only survivors.
01:05:49So the money I make,
01:05:51my 10% goes to their families.
01:05:53And that family's the good people we hurt.
01:05:55Oh.
01:05:57Well...
01:05:59that's heavy.
01:06:01You know what?
01:06:03Because of what you negotiated with Lewis,
01:06:05they are gonna be getting a whole lot more now, so...
01:06:07thank you.
01:06:13My dad was my manager.
01:06:15He had me working my ass off since I was eight years old.
01:06:17And then on my 18th birthday,
01:06:19I tell him
01:06:21I want to take charge
01:06:23of my own time
01:06:25and my own money.
01:06:27And he said,
01:06:29Okay, sweetheart.
01:06:31I'll take care of you.
01:06:33Trust me.
01:06:35And the next morning,
01:06:37he's gone.
01:06:39He took every cent I ever earned,
01:06:41left me and my mom high and dry.
01:06:43Then my mom got sick,
01:06:45and I had to quit to take care of her
01:06:47because no one else would.
01:06:49She finally died a month ago.
01:06:51Left me with $600
01:06:53and a bus ticket to L.A.,
01:06:55so here I am now,
01:06:57trying to start over.
01:06:59Katie, I am.
01:07:01I'm not trying to compete with your story.
01:07:03I'm...
01:07:05I'm just explaining that
01:07:07my own father
01:07:09didn't hesitate for a second
01:07:11to choose money over me and my mom, so...
01:07:13how was I supposed to trust you?
01:07:17True.
01:07:19True.
01:07:21But I do trust you. No.
01:07:23For some weird reason,
01:07:25I-I do.
01:07:27I think it's because you look
01:07:29like a bulldog that, like, a witch
01:07:31casts a spell on and turn into
01:07:33a human, like, against his will.
01:07:35You ever did that?
01:07:37Yes.
01:07:39Miss Kim,
01:07:41please put your face right here.
01:07:43This is a prosthetics machine.
01:07:45Go ahead and pick any face you'd like.
01:07:47Oh, cool.
01:07:49It's just an extra added layer of protection for when you're in transit.
01:07:51If people can't recognize you,
01:07:53you're a lot safer.
01:07:55Oh, my God, there's so many different faces.
01:07:57Cool, cool.
01:07:59Oh, I like this one.
01:08:01Okay.
01:08:05Oh.
01:08:07Oh.
01:08:09It's weird in here.
01:08:11Um...
01:08:13Hey, Noel?
01:08:15Why'd you get so upset earlier
01:08:17when you were asking Lewis for help in the panic room?
01:08:19Is it because you don't want to lose out on commission?
01:08:21Oh, come on. No.
01:08:23There's a lot of bad blood between us after what happened, okay?
01:08:25I hated that I needed him.
01:08:27But he seems to be past it, so...
01:08:29I will suck it up,
01:08:31as long as it helps you.
01:08:33He's definitely still a dick to you.
01:08:35Oh, yeah. That's Lewis.
01:08:37That's why I was so surprised when he came in on the 30%.
01:08:39Not like the old Lewis,
01:08:41but, I mean,
01:08:43things will change, right?
01:08:45I found that not to be the case.
01:08:47Did you really trust him?
01:08:49Our lives are literally in his hands right now.
01:08:53Hey, girl.
01:08:55Hi.
01:08:57What? Too sexy?
01:08:59Let's go pee standing up
01:09:01and make more money than our female counterparts,
01:09:03am I right?
01:09:05What's wrong?
01:09:07This, this equipment,
01:09:09staff, the facility, those are huge expenses.
01:09:11And moving you out of this bunker,
01:09:13it doesn't make sense.
01:09:15You saw how long it's been since they had a jackpot.
01:09:17And the ones they had before, they weren't that big.
01:09:19Not big enough for all this.
01:09:21So you think it's a setup?
01:09:23I don't know.
01:09:25What don't you know, Noel?
01:09:27Why I just farted?
01:09:29It's probably the muscle relaxants.
01:09:31I think it loosens the sphincter faster.
01:09:33And since I know what Noel usually eats,
01:09:35I'd say it's best we get the hell out of here ASAP.
01:09:37Shall we?
01:09:39Yeah, we should go.
01:09:41That's a strong look, by the way, Katie.
01:09:43How many women can pull off a goatee like that?
01:09:45Dig it.
01:09:47Thank you.
01:09:51Hey, Lewis,
01:09:53you sure it's a good idea to move her out of here?
01:09:55I mean, this place seems really secure.
01:09:57Well, if people know where she is, then it's not secure, is it, Noel?
01:09:59You're not questioning my expertise, are you?
01:10:01No, no, Lewis, you know me, always looking for a way out.
01:10:03Ain't that the truth.
01:10:05Attention, lottery ends in three hours.
01:10:07We're in trouble, aren't we?
01:10:09Yes, we are.
01:10:11I can never figure out why more than half the players
01:10:13that killed jackpots this year requested anonymity.
01:10:15That would make sense.
01:10:17I think that Lewis has been murdering his clients.
01:10:19Wait, what? No.
01:10:21Why would he do all that?
01:10:23The decoy cars, the disguises?
01:10:25He patched up our wounds.
01:10:27I know he has to.
01:10:29He has to make it look like the agency's doing their job.
01:10:31That way the next jackpot does the same thing that we did.
01:10:33Walk right in here and look for his protection.
01:10:35Oh, shit.
01:10:37What?
01:10:39Noel sharted.
01:10:41Noel, buddy, would you squeeze your asshole shut
01:10:43and hold it in like a fucking man? Seriously.
01:10:45What do we do?
01:10:47I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Just give me a second.
01:10:51See that, Noel?
01:10:53Big, breachable door with a bloodthirsty mob behind it.
01:10:55Too risky.
01:10:57Told you I knew what I was talking about.
01:10:59Well, Katie Kim, your chariot awaits.
01:11:01Just hop on in and we'll dispatch the decoys
01:11:03from the main exit to clear the door
01:11:05and get you out of here to safety.
01:11:07This way, Miss Kim.
01:11:09Noel, you're gonna ride with us.
01:11:11Oh, oh, oh, oh, no.
01:11:13You know, I'd really prefer to stick with Noel, if that's cool.
01:11:15You're much safer with us.
01:11:17Sure, but it just...
01:11:19And I don't want to mansplain.
01:11:21It's just that he saved my life
01:11:23four times today.
01:11:25And he's kind of a lucky rabbit's foot,
01:11:27except he's the size of 80 of them.
01:11:29Look, I know we all love big, dumb animals,
01:11:31but as the guy who just saved you
01:11:33and that just a moment ago,
01:11:35I'm asking that you give us a shot.
01:11:37Um, I don't know.
01:11:39I think we should just stay here,
01:11:41because that door seems, like, really strong and, like...
01:11:43Katie.
01:11:45I'm not gonna let anything bad happen to you, okay?
01:11:49I'll take care of you, sweetheart.
01:11:51Trust me.
01:11:53Okay.
01:11:59Okay, thanks.
01:12:01Dad?
01:12:13Holy shit.
01:12:23Come on, Uncle Pete, this murder lottery
01:12:25is no place for an older gentleman like yourself.
01:12:27Kill Katie, kill!
01:12:29Kill Katie, kill!
01:12:31She's worth 3.6 million, yo!
01:12:33Don't lose her!
01:12:35Hey, let's get you into the courtyard.
01:12:37Take Lewis' Lambo.
01:12:39Security expert left his jeans on the tire.
01:12:41What about you?
01:12:43I'm gonna buy you some time.
01:12:45I'll be fine. Now go, go, go, go!
01:12:49He's escaping!
01:12:53Oh, you gonna cry now?
01:12:55Fuck!
01:12:57My balls!
01:12:59Try jumping up and down.
01:13:13Okay, no.
01:13:15I'm only gonna ask you this one time.
01:13:17Where the fuck is my jackpot?
01:13:19Oh, man, I would remember,
01:13:21but I just got kicked in the face.
01:13:23Now you think you're fucking funny, huh?
01:13:33Oh, no, she's escaping.
01:13:35That's not what you wanted to happen, is it?
01:13:37Those fucking decoys.
01:13:41She's in one of the cars.
01:13:43Which one?
01:13:45How the fuck would I know? Put a team on all four.
01:13:47One eyes on every single camera in a three-mile radius.
01:13:49CCTVs, ATMs. Go, go, go.
01:14:09We're trying to track her phone,
01:14:11but she's deactivated the locator chip.
01:14:13Fuck!
01:14:15All right, what do we got from the cops?
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Autopilot off.
01:14:23One of the decoy cars just changed direction.
01:14:25Take the 210 north. Go, go, go.
01:14:27Take the five. Try to cut him off.
01:14:29What are you gonna do?
01:14:31Let's fucking shoot her down in the first place.
01:14:33Oh, my God, this is just in.
01:14:35Katie Kim has just lost the shutterbug drone,
01:14:37which means that her location will not broadcast again
01:14:39until the end of the game,
01:14:41which means that unless she makes a major mistake,
01:14:43most lottery players will be sitting around
01:14:45doing what you're doing,
01:14:47drinking and toasting to our new hero.
01:14:51Well played, Katie Kim.
01:14:53Wherever you are.
01:15:07Hello?
01:15:09Turn the fucking car around now.
01:15:11Now I'm good, but fuck you very much.
01:15:13I need to tweak my pitch a little bit.
01:15:15Turn the car around, or I'll stick this
01:15:17in this oversized hunk of beef here.
01:15:19Here, why don't you, uh, go ahead
01:15:21and say something persuasive, Noah.
01:15:23Katie, get out. Get out. Keep going.
01:15:25Don't worry about me. Go.
01:15:27Your altruism is getting a little excessive, Noah.
01:15:29You're gonna have to skip leg day tomorrow.
01:15:31Hey, leave him alone. It's me you want.
01:15:33Exactly. That's the idea.
01:15:35Stop!
01:15:37Next one's going in his brain.
01:15:39Katie, don't stop. Don't turn around.
01:15:41Get to the grid line. Fuck this guy.
01:15:43Yeah, fuck this guy. What's it gonna be, Katie?
01:15:45Huh?
01:15:49Okay, all right. I'll turn around.
01:15:51No! That's a good girl.
01:15:53Now show me. I want to see you turn the car around.
01:15:55I'm doing it.
01:16:03All right, I'll drop you a pin.
01:16:05I'll go to a nice, quiet place where your fans won't find you.
01:16:07If you're not there in 24 minutes,
01:16:09well, next time you see Noel's face
01:16:11will be when I mail you his fucking head!
01:16:13Okay, bye.
01:16:17Oh, man.
01:16:19Fucking Noel.
01:16:25Oh, you really think nobody's gonna find her in here?
01:16:27Of course not. No one gives a shit about theater in Los Angeles.
01:16:29I do. I saw the last performance here.
01:16:31Featherspace, the hip-hop musical.
01:16:33Vin Diesel was amazing.
01:16:35Fuck.
01:16:37Oh, she's smarter than you think, Lewis.
01:16:39Really? She's a wannabe actress who moved to L.A.
01:16:41expecting to have a good experience.
01:16:43Yeah, she's a real fucking genius.
01:16:45Okay, so you're gonna kill an innocent woman for what?
01:16:47Because you fucking bozo's bought too many cases of LaCroix
01:16:49for your executive lounge?
01:16:51Don't pretend like you don't like LaCroix.
01:16:53It tastes like a drawing of a coconut!
01:16:55Coconut is the worst flavor! You cannot judge!
01:16:57Based on coconuts! It's a delicious, zero-calorie beverage!
01:16:59I'm tired of people shitting on LaCroix!
01:17:03See, this is exactly why no one wants to work with you, man.
01:17:05You talk about these jackpots like they're...
01:17:07like they're fucking people.
01:17:09They're big, walking ATMs.
01:17:11And this one is the biggest fucking ATM of all time!
01:17:13You really are a reprehensible chunk of wet shit, Lewis.
01:17:17Oh, grow the fuck up, you dickstain!
01:17:19How do you think the world works? Huh?
01:17:21It runs on money!
01:17:23You know the mission that you bailed on?
01:17:25Now that?
01:17:27That was a fucking jackpot.
01:17:29That family was guarding millions of gold for those warlords.
01:17:31That money changed my life.
01:17:33You never should have gone in there knowing what we knew.
01:17:35You got all our men killed without me.
01:17:37We didn't need you.
01:17:39There was no danger in that raid, you dumb fuck.
01:17:41There were no fighters around for miles.
01:17:43No one in the house was even armed.
01:17:45It was the easiest fucking job of my life.
01:17:47Just walked in, took out the family,
01:17:49grabbed the jackpot.
01:17:51There's no firefight?
01:17:53Let's just say I don't like to share.
01:17:57You killed our team for gold?
01:17:59Yeah, I did, Noel.
01:18:01It's just business, okay?
01:18:03High-stakes business, winner-take-all.
01:18:05Welcome to the real world.
01:18:07You evil fucking son of a bitch.
01:18:09Compliments will get you nowhere with me.
01:18:13Yeah, I have the team rally in my position.
01:18:15It's time to close this account.
01:18:25Stupid Noel.
01:18:27Why couldn't you have just been
01:18:29a fucking asshole like everybody else?
01:18:33What's the clock?
01:18:35You chill up one second after the bell,
01:18:37you get no money, and you get a murder charge.
01:18:39So we go fucking fast,
01:18:41and we go fucking hard.
01:18:47What are these guys keeping?
01:18:49Guns?
01:18:51Grenades?
01:18:53Bingo.
01:18:55It's a fucking
01:18:57SpongeBob gun.
01:19:11Katie Kim.
01:19:15Center stage.
01:19:17It's a
01:19:19deadly-looking weapon you got there.
01:19:21What's the range on that thing, like two inches?
01:19:23I'm shaking.
01:19:25Let him go.
01:19:27You literally
01:19:29have zero leverage here,
01:19:31so no.
01:19:33I don't know.
01:19:35I have a little.
01:19:37See, you get all the money
01:19:39if you kill me,
01:19:41but what happens
01:19:43if
01:19:45I do it myself?
01:19:47Katie.
01:19:49Let him go.
01:19:51You expect me to believe that you would
01:19:53kill yourself for this guy?
01:19:57You met him, what,
01:19:59four hours ago?
01:20:01I said let him go.
01:20:03Uh-uh. Nope. Not buying it.
01:20:05Bullshit.
01:20:07Bullshit?
01:20:09I'm gonna die anyway, right?
01:20:11So the only choice that I have left
01:20:13is whether or not I want you to be rich
01:20:15because of it.
01:20:17Let him
01:20:19go.
01:20:21Go ahead.
01:20:23No, go ahead. Pop your own skull.
01:20:25I'll just wipe your prints off the bolt gun and tell him I did it.
01:20:29Not with a million of my fans watching.
01:20:33Oh, shit.
01:20:35You're crazy, Katie Kim.
01:20:37What do I have to live for anyway?
01:20:39I got no friends.
01:20:41I got no family.
01:20:43Everybody fucking sucks.
01:20:45I came to this town
01:20:47chasing a stupid dream that
01:20:49deep down I know won't happen.
01:20:51Not for me.
01:20:53And you're right. I did meet him today.
01:20:55Today.
01:20:57And that's the best relationship I have
01:20:59in my life.
01:21:01Isn't that fucking pathetic?
01:21:05Aren't I fucking pathetic?
01:21:07Katie, don't do this.
01:21:09Please.
01:21:11Well, I keep pretending things are gonna go my way.
01:21:15So let's just fucking do this.
01:21:17Fuck you
01:21:19and fuck your money.
01:21:23No, no, no, no, no. Stop. Stop.
01:21:25Okay. Okay.
01:21:27I'll let him go.
01:21:35Okay.
01:21:37Now give me the gun.
01:21:43Hey.
01:21:45You win.
01:21:49That's cargo.
01:21:51Push, kid!
01:21:55Acting
01:21:57motherfucker.
01:22:01Bravo.
01:22:03Daniel Day-Lewis wishes he had
01:22:05your range.
01:22:09They know you're here. Run.
01:22:11Run!
01:22:15Get out.
01:22:29It's time to level.
01:22:35Let's go.
01:22:39Let's go.
01:22:41Oh, honey, take the roast out of the oven in 10 minutes. I gotta go kill this girl. Oh
01:22:49See you at the Hollywood Theater bitch
01:22:58Hey good to see you again not a cop time to die
01:23:11Oh
01:23:25Where do you think you're going you little shit
01:23:32You're a loser and no friends, what do you even need that money for what are you gonna do with the money?
01:23:37Buy more white suits you fucking diva
01:23:42Oh
01:24:01Fuck this it's turtle time motherfuckers
01:24:12I
01:24:27Stopped being such a loser. Let me kill you already
01:24:30Oh
01:24:40Little help, please
01:24:42I'm on it
01:24:58My ticket my jackpot. Well, I gave you one star on air Bambi now, you'll never be a super host
01:25:05Not cool. Oh
01:25:08I'm gonna enjoy this. No, I'm gonna enjoy this
01:25:13I
01:25:18Fucking with my money no
01:25:24No
01:25:25Wait, remember all the good times we've had like when my roof like team and shit on you. That was hilarious
01:25:31Call your fucking mom back
01:25:34God I should just stabbed you
01:25:42Oh
01:25:5584 minutes
01:26:09We take that off your hands man damn
01:26:12Oh
01:26:19It's like it's showtime motherfucker
01:26:30After this doesn't over go right up your ass
01:26:42I
01:27:06Miss Kim good to see you again
01:27:08Your watch keeps terrible time let me reset it for you
01:27:21See you're okay
01:27:29Katie two minutes
01:27:38Oh
01:28:03I'm coming Katie
01:28:09Oh, where do you think you're going Katie Kim?
01:28:34Hey stay away from it
01:28:38Oh
01:28:53You're doing a terrible job protecting me I think I'm gonna have to let you
01:29:08Oh
01:29:16Gotta say Katie two people of proud Asian heritage trying to kill each other for money. Very inspiring
01:29:26Leave her alone
01:29:39Oh
01:29:43I'm sorry, Katie. Looks like you don't have what it takes to get out of this now. I do have one thing
01:29:49What's that? You look like each arm?
01:29:50fast hands
01:29:52Wait, is that a grenade in your pocket? You're just happy to see me
01:30:08I
01:30:10Open up the door
01:30:18What I know
01:30:24To this
01:30:34This is where we go
01:30:38This is where we go
01:31:09You're on the clock boys your bosses
01:31:21You had a little bit of Lewis on you there
01:31:23Yeah, I think it's like tooth flu in my mouth
01:31:27Hey, um, I don't know if you were still expecting that 30%
01:31:31Come on, I'm a man of my word 10%
01:31:35but
01:31:36I'm not a woman of my word. So I hope you'll be happy with 50%
01:31:42Just you know, I was gonna double-cross you I just ran out of time right? No you weren't
01:31:47Because you really are a nice guy and I trust you
01:31:57ID please. Oh
01:32:00Not my real height. Hey
01:32:03You saved me
01:32:05You saved me
01:32:07People with the sheep they helped a lot. They did they helped you and hey, just so you know, I think my mom would really liked you
01:32:23Congratulations Katie Kim, I'm Johnny Grant and you're our biggest jackpot winner yet
01:32:30All right, so what are you gonna do now that you're a billionaire miss Kim
01:32:36I'm gonna get the fuck out of Los Angeles and watch the language kids watch it. Sorry children
01:32:42All right, right this way for an interview. I think I've had enough publicity for today. But thank you. No, wait
01:32:48Wait, she said she's had enough publicity. She doesn't want publicity. That's her, right?
01:32:55I thought all actors wanted publicity. I
01:32:58Don't think I want to be an actor anymore. Yeah
01:33:00It's like what's the point?
01:33:02Fucking wrestlers and youtubers are movie stars. Now. I don't tell me about it sort of makes me feel like anybody can do it, right?
01:33:10Hey my last 10 bucks, yeah
01:33:13You want to put a hot dog? Oh lengthways or widthways what?
01:33:19I might have a concussion
01:33:21It's always hard to tell if you
01:33:24Always with the quips
01:33:28I
01:33:32Got you big guy
01:33:36God your hand is so big. It's like a whole ass ham on my shoulder
01:33:41Good thing my mom got me that bus ticket. What's the plan? Oh, I got a few ideas
01:33:57Oh
01:34:28But everybody's eating pizza out of trash cans, this is not gonna work
01:34:41What the oh great hey, I'm being sued for copyright infringement
01:34:48Be fast I guess I told you that's what happened
01:34:57I
01:35:12Didn't know that was gonna happen
01:35:15Don't look a gift mom in the mouth as they say, you know, my mom's mouth is so disgusting
01:35:22You ever notice that Los Angeles really looks like Atlanta sometimes that's weird
01:35:27I
01:35:30Knew you wanted a super yacht. I did want a super yacht, dude
01:35:34Of course, you want a super yacht everyone wants a fucking super yacht credit fun Berg wants a fucking super yacht
01:35:44The money's changed us hasn't it? Yeah, we're gigantic shit heads now
01:35:50Hey, can I get my dolphin sandwich?
01:35:53Mommy's mad, you know, mommy doesn't she's mad. She spanks. I'm not giving you a tip. Guess what? I won best bank in 2019
01:36:04What you two perverts fear to Laurel and Hardy keeps me up at night what you two did to WC Fields was
01:36:12Inhuman you were banned. It took us weeks to clean up Tom. Thanks
01:36:17Hi over for Katie
01:36:19Come with me if you don't want to die
01:36:22We should get to the chopper. I'll slap the tattoos right off your skinny man
01:36:26I've been running for my life for the past 10 hours. I'll probably go home and take a massive shit
01:36:54Lovely hey Candace, um, my panic room got invaded and I just don't feel safe in there anymore
01:37:00Is there a way we could build a panic room inside the panic room that I could panic in?
01:37:05Okay, great. Hey, also, I just sent you a picture. Um, could you buy me these darts?
01:37:11They're fucking awesome
01:37:17I love you 3.6 billion dollars more
01:37:19This isn't the first time I killed in this costume and I never take it off cuz I'm a free
01:37:27He's fucking huge she would turn my asshole into a sewer so sewer hole sewage hole sewer hole
01:37:33What do you call those things?
01:37:35So I do a sewer hole, okay
01:37:38You would turn my butthole into the Lincoln Tunnel. So Lord have mercy on my butthole
01:37:42We cut right over on your signet that that is not an oil stain in your driveway
01:37:48I
01:37:50Just it's actually just Pete he's a championship male squirter. Yeah, and it goes it's a splish-splash. It's a
01:37:57Secret, it's just me. I don't even know how that works. Yeah guys
01:38:02It's from the back
01:38:15Did it hurt when you stuck the can up
01:38:18You don't have to have shame here. I've done some crazy stuff. No, I have a very tight butthole. Hey, am I
01:38:30Forehead in the tricep. I don't know how much a bigger steak we can cut for you boss
01:38:41Fuck that shit. What flavor is it? It's a pussy flavor. Oh, I'm good. I haven't I'm allergic
01:38:48It started later in my life. Ooh
01:38:50Adult onset pussy allergy International Women's Day. It's very hard
01:38:55Hey break a leg at the audition
01:38:57Bitch, you break a leg break your entire fucking body. No, it's not like it's thank you. I will yeah
01:39:07I want to know if you're flexible. Are you flexible? I can blow myself comfortably you can and my dick isn't even that big
01:39:15It's not I
01:39:16Look like someone's sketchy uncle who smokes in his studio apartment and eats canned beans
01:39:21What's up, bro? Let's go take a dump standing up to make more money than a female counterparts. Am I right?
01:39:26I
01:39:41Once played Tetris for about 65 hours straight, I speak fluent Dothraki. I don't know why I thought that'd be useful
01:39:46I sucked my thumb for way too long. And since my thumbs are three times normal size my overbite was bananas
01:39:51I believe that honeycomb is the best cereal all other cereals are trash. Oh, I make my own socks
01:39:57My calves are always bursting through the store-bought ones. I estimated that I'd be about 8,000 chickens in my life
01:40:02Oh, and I believe in aliens, but I'm not a weirdo about it
01:40:05I once broke my femur still finished my shift at Baskin-Robbins
01:40:0931 flavors ain't gonna scoop themselves. I nursed a baby squirrel back to life once I
01:40:13fed it muscle milk in an eyedropper
01:40:16Jacked
01:40:18Oh
01:40:24You're not quite a comic on why you dress like the British robot from Star Wars no, I'm
01:40:29Not see through P. Oh, that's not his name. Yeah. Yes. It's definitely see through P
01:40:33Oh, no, it's definitely not cuz I remember that. Yeah, it's like Todd Beasley. Hello. I'm Todd Beasley
01:40:41You'll be malfunctioning today. You nearsighted scrap pile. I guess you remember that entire line, but you don't remember that
01:40:47His name was see-through. Yeah, that's not his name. I'm name. Yeah, that's it. That's what it is
01:40:55bitches
01:40:59Can we throw our axes now, please yeah, you just like this
01:41:08Don't throw them at each other
01:41:11Yeah, but I hate the fucking theater
01:41:17One more two, what are you doing? I'm fighting you you ready for this Asian Thunder, huh?
01:41:21Fuck a rainy fight like scrappy do you know when you fight someone you gotta make contact with your hands and feet, right?
01:41:27Oh, I hit him on my hands and feet. I can hit him with my hands and feet this
01:41:30this
01:41:32And I do that. Oh the subway stop. I just shot big car. Wow into you and then I get up
01:41:39I'm driving into the
01:41:42punch earfold
01:41:44Five years of stage fright in school where I was number two in a class of two, but I prevailed
01:41:54No eggs off I
01:41:56Love your perfume. By the way, what is that?
01:41:58Yo, and other people's blood probably lady speeds taken three hours of terror sweat. It's bullets by machine-gun Kelly
01:42:06It's his line
01:42:07No, I wait. I remember it now
01:42:09It was Colonel mustard in the observatory with the rope. Oh, man. I think you step in dog shit. I
01:42:15Know think good no more. See what happens when you kick somebody in the face
01:42:19Hi, miss Kim. Good to see you again. Your watch is a piece of shit
01:42:24lunchtime
01:42:27It's punch time
01:42:30You broke my favorite mop mop this asshole. I love that love
01:42:39Maywest cameltoe WC feels penis
01:42:52Oh my god, we're gonna be so rich
01:42:59Hey
01:43:03There friends
01:43:04It's your old pal Johnny Grant here to let you know that the grand lottery is coming to your town with our biggest
01:43:11Jackpot yet. We got exciting new rules
01:43:15And some fun new tools, so be sure to get your tickets for the next drive
01:43:19It's gonna be a whole lot of fun I guarantee it
01:43:49You
01:44:19You
01:44:49You
01:45:19You
01:45:49You