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00:00He hails from Chicago, Illinois.
00:04Oh, yeah.
00:11He is one of the original stars of HBO's Death Jam.
00:16He is now a recurring actor on the hit sitcom entitled Moesha.
00:22You've seen him in the movie Players Club, House Party.
00:27He is one of the co-stars in a new movie with Eddie Murphy and Martin Lawrence entitled Life.
00:33He's in the house tonight.
00:35Chicago, Illinois.
00:37Put your hands together for the one, the only Bernie Mancher.
00:47Cut that motherfucker off.
00:50Motherfucker, son of a bitches.
00:53I'll be goddamn home like a motherfucker.
00:57Eh?
01:00I'm home, baby.
01:02I mean, I can do any fucking thing I want to do.
01:05I can talk about any motherfucking thing I want to talk about.
01:09Can't nobody talk about Chi-town.
01:11Can't nobody say shit about Chi-town but me.
01:15Because I know the motherfucker.
01:17Steppin' shit.
01:21Ain't that a bitch?
01:23Every town got their shit.
01:25Every town got their music.
01:26New York got the bamba, salsa.
01:29Kansas City got two-step.
01:31Motherfucker, Chicago got steppin'.
01:37That's some classic shit.
01:39Everybody can't do that shit.
01:41You break your motherfucking back trying to step around this motherfucker.
01:44Steppin' is the only motherfucking dance where they got their own fucking ball.
01:49They ain't got no percolator ball.
01:53They ain't got no pop-lock ball.
01:55They got a fucking stepper ball.
01:58Every year. Same one every motherfucking year.
02:01Motherfucker get to steppin'.
02:02That's when two men can grab one.
02:04When they hear J.B. Monorail, shit.
02:20Oh, you gotta make the...
02:24Shit, you can't step if you ain't ugly.
02:28Steppin' when two niggas, man, get to dancin', man.
02:31And leave they woman.
02:32When they hear J.B. Monorail, they put that cigarette out, man.
02:34Run on that motherfucker.
02:35Hey!
02:37Grab their boy's hand.
02:38Fuck the woman.
02:39Grab their boy's hand.
02:41And you ain't gay.
02:42Ain't no motherfucker about to say no shit about you gay.
02:44Chi-town, man.
02:45You ain't gay.
02:46Ain't no motherfucker about to say no shit about you gay.
02:48Chi-town, man.
02:49Westside.
02:50Jew-town.
02:53Jew-town.
02:56You can't say that shit today.
02:58Shit, Jew-town was the first fucking mall.
03:06Shit, I like Jews and business-minded people.
03:09Motherfucker, pork chop sandwich.
03:11Jews don't eat no pork chop, but they sure fucking sell them, motherfucker.
03:16Shit.
03:17Man, you go to Jew-town, man, get a fucking hubcap.
03:23They have one motherfucking hubcap.
03:25You know that motherfucker yours.
03:26You know what I mean?
03:30And if you live on Horsley, you went to 63rd Horsley?
03:34Shit.
03:36Shit.
03:38Don't tell me.
03:40Smoke a Jew.
03:43That's when you dress, you went to smoke a Jew.
03:48And I'm so glad to see your black ass, boy.
03:51A motherfucker darker than me, you do me proud, boy.
03:55You do me proud.
03:58Goddamn.
04:02Woo!
04:04Man, that's all right.
04:05Ain't nothing wrong with us, man.
04:07Ain't nothing wrong with us.
04:08You went to Smoke a Jew, motherfucker.
04:11Smoke a Jew is where you shop.
04:13Now a motherfucker go to every nigga plaza.
04:19You see every nigga at the plaza.
04:22And you dress at the plaza, you come out, you start looking like another motherfucker.
04:26You look like twins.
04:28See, that's what I like.
04:29See, I got black women.
04:30See, black women be sharp, getting their hair done, got new outfits on.
04:34You black women, man, I'm sick of you motherfuckers too, though.
04:36I'm sick of y'all.
04:38The black women, man, be in your fucking business.
04:40They like to be your mama, your brother, your pastor.
04:46Black women want to tell you how to fucking live, what to eat.
04:49You can't go to the restaurant, you order, they order for you.
04:51He don't need that.
04:53Just give him a salad, bitch.
04:54Don't tell him what the fuck I need.
04:58I don't mean to call no bitch, but sometimes you be thinking that, you know what I mean?
05:02Sitting on your motherfucking nerve.
05:04On the telephone.
05:05Who that?
05:06None of your motherfucking business.
05:10Somebody pays you, and your woman with you, you got to pay that motherfucker right back, immediately.
05:16Don't pause, because they're looking at you.
05:21You can't drive.
05:22Are you going to call them back?
05:23I call them when the fuck I get red.
05:26Nose ass bitch.
05:30That's what you want to say.
05:34Black women are motherfuckers, man.
05:35You can't drive?
05:36Put it over here.
05:37Back it up.
05:38Park there.
05:39See no kids?
05:40Watch the light.
05:42Shut the fuck up, bitch.
05:43Shut the fuck up, bitch.
05:47Shut the fuck up.
05:51You know I ain't lying.
05:52Coming over here, you had an argument with your woman.
05:57Coming over here.
05:58First of all, they late.
05:59We leaving at seven.
06:01We live on a hundred and third.
06:07This motherfucker come out a quarter to eight.
06:10How shitty it is.
06:11They ain't going to start on time.
06:12Bitch, how you know, bitch?
06:13How you know?
06:16Fuck that.
06:18Man, I ain't putting on no ass.
06:20Everybody be talking about, man, you might be cussing.
06:21You're motherfucking right, I'm cussing.
06:23I ain't worried about no fucking image.
06:26Some of them are bitches.
06:30Everybody worry about image and shit.
06:32You better be your goddamn self.
06:33I'm going to be my fucking self.
06:35Jesse Jackson cuss.
06:37Hit Jesse Jackson in the head.
06:38Just walk past.
06:40And see if he prays for you.
06:41See if he prays for you.
06:44He going to tell you, God damn.
06:52You know what I mean?
06:53You know what I mean?
06:54Hey, I'm telling like a T.I.S.
06:56If you go around the world, man, everybody got their thing.
06:58Chinese people, when they say hello to you, they go.
07:03Italian people, when they say hello, on both sides of the cheek.
07:08Black people, when we say hello, you got to be in shape.
07:13You got to be in shape to say hi to a motherfucker.
07:15You ever know that?
07:17What's up, motherfucker?
07:18What's up?
07:19What's up with you, motherfucker?
07:21What's up with you, motherfucker?
07:22What's up?
07:28Show me some love, motherfucker.
07:29You show me some love, motherfucker.
07:30Show me some love.
07:45How your mama do?
07:46How your mama do?
07:49Motherfucker.
07:51You know how they call you motherfucker in the end?
07:54Black folks, when they get mad, they call you motherfucker, but there's got to be a pause.
07:57They'll tell you where you fucked up.
07:59You going to come over here, going to sit there and fuck with me and nobody did nothing to you.
08:06Motherfucker.
08:12I'm alive.
08:18Motherfucker.
08:20I will motherfucker you to death, woman.
08:23White folks, God damn it.
08:26Cock sucker.
08:28Asshole.
08:30Motherfucker is a black folks word.
08:33White folks can't say motherfucker.
08:35Motherfucker.
08:38Black motherfucker.
08:42That's our word, motherfucker.
08:46Motherfucker.
08:48We say it in church.
08:49What's up, motherfucker?
08:59We'll cut your ass out.
09:02Black folks motherfucker our word.
09:04We the only ones that master motherfucker.
09:06Can't nobody master motherfucker like us, man.
09:08Motherfucker, man, you hear 10 brothers in a conversation.
09:13You hit 25 motherfuckers.
09:16And two English words.
09:19But the sentence makes sense like a motherfucker, don't it?
09:22You know what the fuck they be talking about.
09:24Let's be on the side, listen to two brothers talk.
09:27Man, you seen that motherfucker Bobby?
09:32That motherfucker owe me five motherfucking dollars.
09:37Motherfucker told me he going to pay my motherfucking money last motherfucking week.
09:43I ain't seen this motherfucker.
09:46I called the motherfucker the other day.
09:48His motherfucking mama answering the motherfucking phone.
09:52She going to play like the motherfucker wasn't there.
09:57I didn't want to go off on his motherfucking mama.
10:00So I let the motherfucker shit slide.
10:03But I ain't going to trip about my motherfucking five dollars.
10:06When I see that motherfucker, and he ain't got my motherfucking money,
10:11I'm going to bust his motherfucking head.
10:19You a motherfucker?
10:21Talk soccer?
10:23Ain't that a bitch?
10:25When you get older, boy, life change.
10:27Boy, I'm 42, man, trapping all over the world, seeing shit.
10:31I'm still the same person, just more worldly, that's all.
10:33More worldly. I ain't going to lie to you.
10:35People make you feel bad because they say, you changed.
10:37You're motherfucking right.
10:39What the fuck do you want me to do?
10:41Stay stupid?
10:45Son of a bitch?
10:47You don't come around and drink no more.
10:50Motherfucker, I could have a liver infection. You don't know what the fuck I got.
10:53Stupid motherfucker.
10:55Better have my motherfucking money.
10:58Chicago is known for the west side.
11:01Pimps up, pimps the hoes down.
11:04Man, that was the most disgusting shit I ever seen in my motherfucking life.
11:08I'm sorry, any pimps in the house?
11:10Y'all fucked up on that. Pimps up.
11:12Ain't that a bitch?
11:14Blah, blah.
11:16Better play like a man and get a job, motherfucker.
11:20Ain't that a bitch?
11:22I ain't going to lie to you.
11:24I wish a motherfucker would try to pimp my daughter.
11:26Motherfucker, too, when you got kids, you don't like that shit, see?
11:29Motherfucker, I see my daughter on the corner.
11:39That's my motherfucking daughter.
11:41Ain't that a motherfucking bitch?
11:43I'm going to pull that motherfucker off.
11:46I'm going to get out that motherfucking car.
11:48And if I put my hand back here,
11:51there's going to be trouble, trouble.
11:56I ain't bullshitting.
11:58I ain't lying to you.
12:00My daughter, man, 22, man.
12:02She's dating this cat, man. I don't like him.
12:04I ain't got to like him.
12:06He ain't fucking me.
12:08Son of a bitch. I don't like him.
12:10You're goddamn right.
12:12I treat him like shit.
12:14Because I don't like him.
12:16Smiling all the goddamn time.
12:18All the fucking around smiling.
12:20What you smiling for?
12:22Like he wants some booty from me.
12:25I don't like a motherfucker smiling like that.
12:27I come in the house.
12:29What you smiling for?
12:31I came in the house all day, 3 o'clock in the morning.
12:33He's sitting there.
12:35Now, 3 o'clock in the morning at my house,
12:37it's too goddamn late.
12:39There's one dick in my house.
12:41It's mine.
12:43I wish I would get up in the morning
12:45and see somebody sitting at my breakfast table
12:47with his shirt off.
12:49And being defended with my name spelled wrong.
12:51I'm going to kill that motherfucker.
12:53I took that bitch home with 50 below zero.
12:55Remember we had that big storm last year?
12:57I took his punk ass home and said,
12:59we got to go, we got to go.
13:01Now, my boy come and get you.
13:03Your boy ain't coming tonight.
13:05We leaving this motherfucker right now.
13:07I put that bitch in the car, man.
13:09I let the windows down.
13:11Snow's all coming in.
13:13I was smoking a cigar trying to kill that motherfucker.
13:15Fuck him, fuck him.
13:17Fuck him, fuck him.
13:19Son of a bitch, fuck him.
13:21I'm in the garage.
13:23I said, come here, man, help me with this motherfucker.
13:25I said, hold it.
13:27I had a hammer.
13:29I said, hold it, hold it.
13:31My fault, my fault.
13:33I ain't bullshitting.
13:35See, I'm telling you like it is.
13:37See, everybody likes to be bullshitting
13:39because you want people to like you.
13:41Fuck a like.
13:43You better like your goddamn self.
13:45I don't care about you liking me.
13:47I like me.
13:49I don't know what you mean, though.
13:51Because you're trying to make a motherfucker like you.
13:53I don't like kids.
13:55No, I'm saying,
13:57you don't either, but you're scared to say it.
13:59You're scared to say it.
14:01You kids make me sick.
14:03These new motherfucking kids.
14:05These motherfucking kids in their 90s.
14:07Man, I'll kill one of these son of a bitches.
14:09Motherfucker can't even talk to me like,
14:11fuck you, fuck you, fuck.
14:13Fuck you, fuck you.
14:15Snag-a-tooth bastard.
14:19No, man.
14:21My daughter's 22.
14:23Now I'm going to tell you a story.
14:25I got three new kids in my life.
14:27I'm too fucking old to be having some new kids
14:29in my goddamn life.
14:31I got my sister kids.
14:33My sister on drugs.
14:35I ain't ashamed to tell you.
14:37Some of your family members fucked up, too.
14:39I ain't ashamed to tell you.
14:41I took the kid.
14:43My brother called me.
14:45He said, man, Mac, they're going to take the kids
14:47and I came home.
14:49I go to court, the judge sitting up there.
14:51He said, the three kids in question,
14:53we're going to separate.
14:55I said, no, separate like divide?
14:57He said, that's right, Mr. Mac.
14:59I said, no, no, I can't have that.
15:01I said, me and my brother.
15:03My brother turned his head.
15:05He turned his head.
15:07Brother's a motherfucker.
15:09Your brother's a motherfucker.
15:11He the one called me to come home early.
15:13Did I ask him to come up?
15:15He got his head down.
15:17Tell him I'm too old, I'm too old.
15:19Son of a bitch.
15:21So I told the judge, I said,
15:23your honor, I'm going to keep the kids.
15:25I keep them.
15:27What the fuck I do that for?
15:29No, I'm going to tell you the truth.
15:31I ain't ashamed to tell you.
15:33I got three kids in my life.
15:35I'm 42.
15:37I ain't got no time for no fucking cheering.
15:39Three son of bitches on drugs.
15:41Their mama on drugs.
15:43Man, I got one,
15:45two,
15:47four,
15:49and six.
15:51Oh, no, shit.
15:53Come help me keep these motherfuckers.
15:55Oh, no.
15:57The two-year-old, she the motherfucker.
15:59Oh, she the ringleader.
16:01They don't do shit.
16:03That bitch been here before.
16:05She been here before.
16:07No, she been here before.
16:09They don't make a move
16:11like she said, you know?
16:13They look at her, she nod at the motherfucker,
16:15you know?
16:19I'm telling you the truth.
16:21The four-year-old, she, you know,
16:23my sister must really be getting high with her
16:25because she don't talk.
16:27She don't say shit.
16:29She just look at your ass like this here.
16:31I told that bitch the other day,
16:33I said, let me tell you something.
16:35Before I break out, you better have a horn or something
16:37because you're going to be one burnt-up
16:39with me.
16:41I ain't got time to look for no deaf mute, man.
16:43Horn, horn.
16:45Horn, horn.
16:49See, I'm telling you the truth.
16:51They get on my goddamn horn,
16:53all that hollering and shit.
16:55And the six-year-old, he a motherfucker.
16:57He a fucking faggot. He a faggot, you know?
16:59No, I say, I'm telling the truth.
17:01Don't no six-year-old walk all like this here.
17:09Straighten up.
17:11Man, wear your pants down or something, you know?
17:13I don't mind, but he a faggot.
17:15He a faggot.
17:17Crying all the time.
17:19Crying, crying all the time.
17:21Little bitch, do some push-ups or something.
17:23No, this shit hurt me.
17:25I ain't going to lie to you.
17:27This shit hurt me.
17:29He the first fag in our family.
17:31He the first motherfucking fag.
17:33We all got old man cocks in the house, man.
17:35This fucker diabetic, sweet.
17:37Some of them a bitch.
17:39Crying all the fucking time.
17:41Motherfucker, man, keep crying.
17:43Keep crying, you know?
17:45I say, I tell the truth.
17:47See, we don't want to tell the truth
17:49because we ashamed somebody's going to say something about it.
17:51Fuck somebody.
17:53Just like on Good Times.
17:55You knew Michael was a homosexual.
17:57You knew Michael was a homosexual.
17:59When he was singing that song,
18:01When you're young and in love.
18:03That motherfucker a sister.
18:05That motherfucker a sister.
18:11Man, Chi-town.
18:13I'm telling you the truth.
18:15These kids about to drive me fucking crazy.
18:17That two-year-old man, she a motherfucker.
18:19They don't do nothing.
18:21I came in the house the other day at one o'clock in the morning.
18:23She going to send the homosexual downstairs
18:25for some milk and cookies.
18:27I come in, he going to walk past me
18:29like I'm a visitor and shit, you know.
18:31I said, where you going, bitch?
18:33Where you going, you know.
18:35No, that's how I talk to them.
18:37Fuck that time-out shit.
18:39Time-out for white people.
18:41Y'all started that bullshit.
18:43Fuck time-out.
18:45Where you going, bitch?
18:49One o'clock in the morning.
18:51Fuck you doing up?
18:53I ain't got time to play, man.
18:55These kids will fuck you up, man.
18:57They murderers.
18:59So you ain't going to murder me.
19:01I can hear y'all reading Jet right now, you know.
19:03I can hear y'all.
19:05It's a shame how Bernie shot up all those fucking kids.
19:07I brought that bitch, Bernie.
19:09I said, where you going, motherfucker?
19:11I'm going to ask you one more time.
19:13He said, I'm going to get some milk and cookies.
19:17I ain't lying, man.
19:19I asked him again.
19:21Because I wanted to hear him do it.
19:23I said, where?
19:25Some milk and cookies.
19:27I ain't lying, man.
19:29Some milk and cookies.
19:33Man, I'm looking at this bitch.
19:37I said, it's too fucking late for some milk and cookies, man.
19:39Go on back upstairs, man.
19:41Too motherfucking late.
19:43He going to go upstairs.
19:47And the two-year-old going to ask him,
19:49where the cookies and shit, you know.
19:51Or he going to tell her,
19:53him downstairs.
19:55Who the fuck is him?
19:57Like I ain't got no name and shit.
19:59You know what I mean?
20:01Him downstairs.
20:03Two-year-old going to tell him,
20:05I'm going to get the shit myself.
20:07Or she going to come in the kitchen.
20:09This motherfucker, this goddamn big,
20:11old bow-legged motherfucker
20:13going to come on in, motherfucker.
20:15I started to shoot that bitch's thing, you know.
20:17And say it was a raccoon.
20:19That's what the fuck I started to do.
20:21She going to grab a step ladder
20:23and open the refrigerator.
20:25I said, what you doing?
20:27Get some milk and cookies.
20:29I said, didn't you hear me tell you,
20:31boy, you can't have no motherfucking milk and cookies.
20:33I said, did you hear me tell the motherfuckers
20:35it's too goddamn motherfucking late
20:37for them goddamn motherfucking milk and cookies?
20:39Close that goddamn door
20:41and take your fuck-ass upstairs.
20:43This motherfucker going to step back
20:45and look me up and down, you know.
20:47I said, what you doing?
20:49Step back and look me up and down, you know.
20:53She going to look at me like I'm short,
20:55you know what I mean.
20:57I said, who the fuck you looking at like that?
20:59Who the fuck you looking at like that?
21:05You don't look at me like that.
21:07You know when somebody look at you like that,
21:09they want to do something to you.
21:11Little son of a bitch.
21:13You better go upstairs before you get sworn.
21:15You better go upstairs.
21:17You better go upstairs.
21:19I'm like, whatever, whatever.
21:25No, man, it's too bad.
21:27I can't have no sex no more.
21:29Me and my daughter been gone for four years, y'all.
21:31Me and my wife been together, man,
21:33for four years, just her and I.
21:35We been playing house,
21:37walking around the house in our drawers.
21:39You know, she cooking.
21:41You know, make a cake, I get a piece.
21:43She get broke, I know who did it,
21:45you know what I mean.
21:47Now I got three fucking new kids in the damn house.
21:49Now I got to call and make
21:51arrangements for sex, you know.
21:53You want to do something?
21:55I don't care.
21:57Put the kids to sleep.
21:59You know I can't put them motherfuckers to sleep.
22:01I said, give them some sleeping pills or something.
22:07Anything that work, I'm all for the shit.
22:09Now when I come home, man,
22:11we got to sneak and fuck, you know.
22:13Be quiet.
22:15And my wife be wanting to holler.
22:19Shut up, motherfucker. Be quiet now.
22:21Be quiet.
22:23You wake those motherfuckers up,
22:25we ain't nobody going to get a bus or nothing.
22:27Be quiet.
22:29And that two-year-old troublemaker there,
22:31shit-keeper-upper, just come and walk
22:33in the fucking room, you know.
22:35Now you got to lock your fuck when she come in.
22:43My wife,
22:45is that her?
22:47You know it's fucking her.
22:49Then this bitch start asking questions.
22:51What you doing to my auntie?
22:53We wrestling, wrestling.
22:55Why your clothes off?
22:57It got hot, bitch.
22:59It got hot.
23:03Go on in the room, mind your fucking business.
23:05This young bitch, man,
23:07she know what she doing.
23:09She a shit-keeper-upper.
23:11Knock on the door before she come in.
23:13She know what she doing.
23:15She'll please everybody.
23:17She'll knock on the door one time,
23:19just for the record,
23:21just open the motherfucking door.
23:27You know what fucked up, though?
23:29Now the kids don't want to even go outside.
23:31They don't like to play.
23:33They don't like to do shit.
23:35We used to play, run down the street.
23:37We used to get a whooping
23:39and say, don't go out, don't leave the motherfucking front.
23:41Now this son of a bitch
23:43don't even want to go outside.
23:45No, no.
23:47Like they owe somebody money or something.
23:49You know what I mean?
23:51Take your ass outside.
23:53No, no.
23:55We used to get a whooping.
23:57My old man come home first and he say,
23:59don't nobody ask me, can you go outside?
24:01Cause you ain't going motherfucking outside.
24:03My brother said,
24:05man, go on and ask daddy, can we go outside?
24:07I said, I'll go ask that old motherfucker.
24:09I'll go ask him, you know.
24:11I said, daddy, can we go outside?
24:13Didn't I tell you, don't ask me, can you go outside?
24:15Don't fuck around and ask me, can you go outside?
24:21What'd he say?
24:23He said, we can't go outside.
24:25I'm going to wait five more minutes
24:27and I'm going to go ask him again.
24:33Daddy, why we can't go outside?
24:35Why we can't go outside?
24:37Get them car doors, you can't go outside.
24:39I'm going to wait, we can't go outside.
24:45What'd he say?
24:47He said, we can't go outside.
24:55These motherfuckers can't do shit no more.
24:57They don't like TV, they don't like scary pictures,
24:59they don't like shit.
25:01Scary pictures used to fuck us up.
25:03Dawn of the Living Dead,
25:05when the whole town was dead.
25:07Everybody was walking around in the hall like this.
25:13Stupid son of a bitch locked himself up in the house.
25:15Can't feel sorry for everybody.
25:17Some people are supposed to fucking die.
25:19The whole town dead.
25:21What the fuck you lock yourself up in the house for?
25:23Man, I wish this whole town was Chicago
25:25before everybody dead.
25:27See if I lock myself in the house.
25:29I'm going to open that fucking door
25:31and walk like I'm one of you motherfuckers.
25:37My car keys going to be in my hands.
25:43When I get in that car,
25:45look at that dead motherfucker driving.
25:47I'm getting the fuck out of there.
25:51I told my wife,
25:53what would you do
25:55if you couldn't have sex no more?
25:57I don't want to be 90 years old,
25:59and can't have no sex.
26:01What the fuck wrong with you?
26:03I love sex.
26:05I'm addicted to sex.
26:07I'm trying to quit.
26:09I'm wearing the patch.
26:11Sex is good.
26:13Sex is great.
26:15All different kind of ways,
26:17from the back, the side, the front.
26:19Look at you, old freak right there.
26:21Yeah!
26:23You know, all sex, everything,
26:25all that go with it.
26:27All sex.
26:29I'm sick of that shit.
26:31I'm sick of it.
26:33We're going to a whole new millennium.
26:35Y'all got to start sucking some dick around here.
26:39I don't mean no harm.
26:41Black women don't like sucking on dick.
26:43If they do, they want to do it wrong.
26:45So you can tell them to stop.
26:47No, just quick, quick, quick.
26:49No, I'm going to finish, finish, finish.
26:51You're doing it wrong,
26:53but you got to learn.
26:55Black women trip.
26:57You ever get hit by a black woman, man?
26:59See, black women don't like to do it
27:01because they get sophisticated on you.
27:03I had one do me a long time ago,
27:05a long time ago.
27:07She was doing me a long time ago,
27:09a long time ago.
27:15Long time ago.
27:17I'm talking about a little, a little.
27:19I had a woman sucking on me.
27:21She give me head.
27:23You ever have a woman look at you while you give me head?
27:27I had a woman just looking at me.
27:29Fuck you looking at me for?
27:31I don't know what to say to a motherfucker
27:33looking at me like this here.
27:35What I'm going to say to her?
27:37Concentrate, concentrate.
27:39Focus. Keep your eyes on the prize.
27:41Keep your eyes on the prize.
27:43And you better not bite her.
27:45You better not.
27:49You know I ain't lying.
27:51It's funny when they give you head.
27:53When they give you head, they get sophisticated on you at the end.
27:55When they get through.
28:17You mean putting your clothes on?
28:19Burn it.
28:21Burn it.
28:23Burn it. Can I talk to you for a minute?
28:25What you want to talk about?
28:27What you want to talk about?
28:29I don't want you to be thinking funny of me.
28:31Be thinking all funny and shit.
28:33One more thing funny.
28:35One more thing funny.
28:37I don't want you to be thinking I be going around sucking dick
28:39and all that kind of shit.
28:41This is my first time ever doing some shit like this.
28:49Bitch, you a god damn liar.
28:51You sucked that dick too?
28:53God damn good.
28:55And if this is your first time sucking dick,
28:57God damn it, you got a future.
28:59I'm telling you.
29:07You got a future.
29:09You know I ain't lying.
29:11Brother's been doing oil sex for years.
29:13Since B.C.
29:15They been eating pussy for years.
29:17And women, man, they love it.
29:19Every woman in here love oil sex.
29:21You a liar.
29:23Look at you clapping.
29:25See, you honest.
29:27I respect that.
29:29But the one I'm tripping about,
29:31see, like you sitting there like you don't do nothing.
29:33That motherfucker nasty.
29:35Soon as I said eating pussy,
29:37he said, ooh, you switched legs.
29:39That motherfucker nasty.
29:41You know, women love it.
29:43And they'll show you too.
29:45When you go down there,
29:47a woman will kill you.
29:49I just started.
29:51This is my second year, you know what I mean?
29:53I ain't never had to be no cocksucker
29:55because I was, you know, strong.
29:57I can't do that no more.
29:59I'm getting tired too quick.
30:01Get winded.
30:03I'm quick.
30:05I'm fast.
30:07Get winded.
30:09I'm quick.
30:11I'm sick. I'm old.
30:13No, I'm a cocksucker now.
30:15I'm a cocksucker now.
30:17I had to learn, man.
30:19I'm good now.
30:21When I first started, I didn't know no better.
30:23When they push your head down there,
30:25they lock it.
30:27When they lock that leg on you,
30:29boy, like that,
30:31you can't breathe.
30:33They'll knock your teeth out.
30:35Ah!
30:37Nigga, ah!
30:39You a dead motherfucker.
30:41You a dead motherfucker.
30:43They start pumping all hard, man.
30:45Hit you all in the face like that there.
30:47Boy, your face be shining like a glazed donut.
30:49I'm Bernie Mack, y'all.
30:51Peace, y'all.
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