(Captain Linebeck Spanks Link) "A Misunderstanding" by Kittie Reviewer

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00:00The Legend of Zelda. Discipline. By KittyReviewer. This is a request from HylianHeroine2.

00:07Game. Phantom Hourglass.

00:10Chapter 3

00:11A Misunderstanding

00:13Link and Cielo were still on Linebeck's ship, trying to find the ghost ship and save Tetra.

00:19It got pretty boring at times, sailing for days and days at a time.

00:24Link usually kept himself busy by practicing his sword fighting,

00:28at least when Linebeck wasn't making him do chores around the ship.

00:32At that moment he was showing off some new moves to Cielo,

00:35who cheered him on like any good friend would do.

00:38So, what do you think? Link asked the fairy after finishing the last sword swing and looking at her.

00:44Real good, I'll tell ya, when we find that ghost ship no monster will be able to stand against you,

00:50she replied. The boy visibly blushed, but still smiled pridefully.

00:55He couldn't wait to show them off to Tetra. That is if they ever found her,

01:00and if they did, would she be alright?

01:03With these thoughts in his mind, Link looked down at his feet.

01:06What's wrong? Cielo asked, noticing the sudden change in the blonde boy's mood.

01:12I just really hope Tetra's alright. The fairy's eyes looked down regretfully.

01:17She never knew Tetra, but could see that she and Link were obviously close,

01:21and Link had told her of their past adventures.

01:24Don't worry Link, I'm sure she's fine. We'll find her.

01:28The boy smiled but still didn't look any more encouraged.

01:31Maybe we should change course, he suggested while looking out at the endless sea.

01:36Where do you think we are? You know how bad I am with directions.

01:40There was a short silence. Where does Linebeck keep the sea charts?

01:44Link heard the fairy make a scoffing noise.

01:46God only knows, we could check his cabin, she suggested.

01:51Um...

01:51Link was hesitant.

01:53I don't know, he'd be pretty upset if we were caught.

01:56But he's up by the wheel right now. If we're quick he won't notice.

02:00Link still looked doubtful.

02:02If he does catch us then we can tell him that we were just looking for sea charts.

02:07Which is the truth, nothing wrong with that, the fairy continued to press.

02:12I guess, there isn't any harm in it.

02:14Link gave in, and the two went below deck to the captain's quarters.

02:18The cabin consisted of a large bed, desk and some chests,

02:22some were closed and some were opened filled with odds and ends.

02:25Okay, let's be quick, Link said, sounding nervous.

02:29He went and looked under the bed while Cielo looked through the chests.

02:33When he found nothing under the bed,

02:35Link went over to the dresser and started looking through the drawers.

02:38Let's see, coats, no, shirts, no, pants, no, socks?

02:44Hey, Linebeck wears briefs? Ha ha, Link thought as he opened each drawer.

02:52Jackpot? Cielo suddenly shouted.

02:55You found the sea charts? No, better.

02:58The boy looked over and saw that his friend had opened one of the closed chests

03:02and found it full of gold coins. She jumped in and started swimming in it.

03:07I don't think so, it's Linebeck's. You know how he is,

03:11we'd be skin alive if he found any of his treasure missing.

03:14The fairy pouted. But he wouldn't miss one, would he?

03:19Wouldn't put it past him, he probably counts it all out every night before he goes to bed.

03:23Cielo laughed at the joke. He probably tells it bedtime stories.

03:28Link laughed also.

03:29Well, there doesn't seem to be any charts in here, let's look elsewhere, Link suggested.

03:35Yeah, you're right.

03:37She flew out of the chest, but right when Link wasn't looking,

03:40she grabbed a coin and hid it under her dress. It didn't take long for the boy to notice.

03:45As soon as the fairy flew past him he saw that she was hiding something.

03:49Cielo.

03:50Here Link sounded much like a parent.

03:53Cielo turned around and Link just put out an opened hand. She groaned.

03:58Ah, come on, she said while dropping the coin into the boy's hand.

04:02No, we don't steal, it's wrong.

04:05Just before Link was about to throw the coin back into the chest and close it,

04:09Lineback came into the room.

04:11There you are, what are you doing in my quarters?

04:15He asked looking outraged.

04:17Well we were just looking for the sea charts.

04:19Link stumbled over his words slightly, looking nervous. But the man wasn't looking at Link,

04:25he was staring behind him at the open chest with, his, gold showing for the world to see.

04:30He glared at the two.

04:32You were stealing my treasure.

04:34He roared loudly, making them both jump.

04:37No we weren't, honest.

04:39Link tried to defend himself, but his voice was failing him.

04:43Lineback suddenly noticed that one of the boy's hands was closed up clenching something.

04:48He grabbed Link's hand and forced his fingers open to show the single gold coin in his hand.

04:53You were trying to steal from me.

04:56He accused, grabbing the coin and holding it in front of Link's face.

05:00How dare you try and steal, my, treasure.

05:03No, Lineback let me explain.

05:06Link tried desperately to make his voice heard,

05:08as the older man grabbed him by the arm and dragged him toward his bed.

05:13I'll show you what happens to brats that steal from Lineback.

05:17He tossed Link face down over his bed, placing a hand on his back,

05:21then pulled the belt from his waist with the other hand.

05:24Ciela gasped and covered her eyes, not wanting to witness this.

05:29Lineback raised the belt high in the air after looping it,

05:32and struck the blonde hard over his backside.

05:36This caused a loud cry to come from the boy.

05:38Please Lineback, no. I can explain.

05:42Link pleaded helplessly. But Lineback was hearing none of it.

05:46He continued to strike the Hero of Wind's rear over and over again,

05:50the licks getting harder each time.

05:53Poor Link was bawling by the third hit.

05:56By the fourth he was pleading pathetically.

06:00Well, he was only twelve years old, and Lineback was a full-grown man,

06:04and could swing hard and fast.

06:07Ciela was practically in tears herself, feeling so horrible about what was happening to Link,

06:12when it was all her fault.

06:14Please Lineback stop.

06:16She was also pleading for the end of Link's torture. They all fell on deaf ears.

06:21By the time the man swung the last lick,

06:23Link was crying so hard you couldn't even make out what he was saying anymore.

06:27When he let go of the boy's back, Link fell from the bed and crumbled to the floor,

06:32crying pathetically.

06:34He briefly looked up at Lineback with sad puppy eyes, hoping to see sympathy in the man's eyes.

06:40Lineback looked more uncomfortable than sympathetic.

06:43Like he didn't know how to handle a crying child, and wasn't sure what to do next.

06:48So he decided to just eliminate himself from the problem and grabbed Link by the back of his tunic.

06:54No, wait, Lineback.

06:55The boy choked out through his sobs in light protest.

06:59The man ignored it and dragged the blonde out of the room while Ciela followed.

07:04Once they were both out, he lightly tossed Link aside,

07:07then went back into the cabin slamming the door behind him.

07:10I'm so sorry, Link, Ciela said to the still sniffling boy.

07:15Link used his arm to wipe his eyes, then sniffed loudly.

07:18It's okay, he sniffed again.

07:20It's not your fault.

07:21Yes it is, I was the one that took the coin. I should have been punished.

07:26It's over now, let's just forget about it.

07:29Link reached down to carefully rub his backside, wincing slightly at the contact.

07:34It was just a misunderstanding.

07:36Yeah, one that you paid for.

07:38Let's keep looking for the sea charts. It's not like I want to go sit down.

07:43With that, the two continued searching around the ship for the sea charts.

07:47Hopefully finding them wouldn't earn them another penalty.

07:50The End

07:51Note from the Author

07:53Thank you for reading.

07:54Sorry, Lineback fans.

07:57I didn't mean to make him out as such a meaniehead.

07:59I was just trying to keep him in character.

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