Trump Attempts Intellectual Economy Speech

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Trump Attempts Intellectual Economy Speech, Trashes Biden, Harris, Tic Tacs Instead _ The Daily Show

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00:00Kamala Harris is crushing it. She's up in the polls, she's raising tons of money, she

00:05collected the white man infinity stone. It all poses a big problem for Donald

00:11Trump, who's been trying everything he can think of to stop her assent. He's

00:15been insulting her race, insulting her race even more, oh, insulting her gender,

00:21even more race stuff, blah blah blah. But somehow it's not working, so his allies

00:27have some radical proposals for him. The winning formula for President Trump is

00:31very plain to see, it's fewer insults, more insights, and that policy contrast.

00:35Donald Trump just needs to focus on the issues. Hit her with her policies first. Don't call

00:40her stupid and all kinds of names, stay on message. Stop questioning the size of

00:45her crowds and start questioning her position. Quit whining about her. It's not

00:49gonna win talking about what race Kamala Harris is, it's not gonna win talking

00:54about whether she's dumb. You know your campaign's going really badly when you

01:02need advice from the woman who lost by 40 points and the guy who was House

01:05Speaker for less than a week. And maybe, just maybe, they got through to him because

01:13yesterday he announced that he would give a major policy speech on the

01:18economy, which is a big change for him. Although you could tell he wasn't very

01:21excited about it.

01:23Now this is a little bit different day because this isn't around, this is

01:26we're talking about a thing called the economy. They wanted to do a speech on

01:31the economy. A lot of people are very devastated by what's happened with

01:35inflation and all of the other things, so we're doing this as a intellectual

01:39speech. You're all intellectuals today. Today we're doing it and we're doing it

01:44right now.

01:46Alright, I guess we're doing it. We're doing it right now. Now he

01:54understands what every woman was thinking when they slept with him.

02:05Let's just get it over with right now. Just right now. I mean Trump's crowd had

02:11to also have been disappointed because they were there for a Trump rally, not an

02:14intellectual speech. That's like logging onto Pornhub and only getting TED Talks.

02:20I mean, I'm still going to jerk off to it, it's just going to take longer. But with just

02:2681 days left until the election, Trump needs to focus on the issues. So let's

02:31hear this intellectual focused economic policy speech.

02:35Crooked Joe, he didn't do interviews either. Remember Joe, what kind of ice

02:40cream is your favorite? Vanilla. Oh, I like vanilla. That was George

02:44Flopadopoulos. Okay, I guess you got to warm up first. You can't just jump right

02:50into the economics. Start by attacking the guy you're not even running against

02:54anymore. But now that you're warmed up, economics. Go. You're getting out now Joe.

03:01We can do it the nice way or we can do it the hard way. And he's getting out.

03:07He's getting out. In fact, they're not even giving him a good spot to speak. You

03:12know, when he's speaking on Monday, Monday is not that. That's the worst day.

03:18Monday is the worst day. That's a Garfield policy.

03:21Come on. Joe Biden is not in the race anymore. Let's focus on your current

03:36opponent. Barack Hussein Obama. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

03:42Girl, you got to move on. He does not think about you. Okay, your current

03:51opponent is Kamala Harris. Say something substantive about Kamala Harris. That's

03:56the laugh of a crazy person. I will tell you if you haven't done too crazy.

04:01She's crazy. That's the laugh of a person with some big problems. Yeah,

04:06yeah. Kamala is the one with the big problems. Definitely. Also, it is so

04:11inappropriate to insult a woman's laugh. Women are supposed to laugh.

04:15It's mandated by our pillows.

04:26You know what? You win. Just talk about whatever the you want to talk about.

04:30And now they're putting her on the covers of Time magazine with an artist

04:34sketch. They don't use a picture. They use an artist sketch. I want to use that

04:38artist. I want to find that artist. I like him very much.

04:43Donald, do you really need a new sketch artist? I feel like you have plenty of

04:47sketches.

04:57Look, I hate to nitpick, but in this speech about the economy, do you think

05:01at any point you might want to say something about the economy? I did have

05:05something I would show you. Wait a minute. I don't know if you've seen

05:09this. I used it once. Oh, I have it. I do have it. Look at this. Look at this.

05:16So this is Tic Tacs, right?

05:21Yes. I mean, they came out of your pocket, so they might be roofies, but

05:27okay, for the sake of the argument, their Tic Tacs. What does that have to

05:31do with the economy?

05:33But that's what happened. This is inflation. This is Tic Tac. This is

05:39Tic. This is inflation. This is what's happened. I just happened to have

05:44somebody gave me this one today. I said, I think we'll put it up as an example

05:48of inflation.

05:51That is not an example of inflation. It's just two different sizes of

05:55breath mints. I mean, my understanding of macroeconomics is limited, but I do

06:01know for a fact that inflation is not defined as big Tic Tac, little Tic

06:06Tac.

06:16And by the way, Donald, if someone hands you a breath mint, they're not

06:19suggesting you talk about inflation. They're suggesting you take a breath

06:24mint. For more on Trump's economic agenda, we go live to Troy Iwata.

06:32Yeah.

06:37Boy, that Tic Tac thing was so weird, right? You know what? You're weird,

06:42Desi. Okay, because Donald Trump is absolutely right. This is a real

06:46problem. This box of Tic Tacs is big, and this one is small. That's

06:53inflation.

06:55Uh, no, I don't think so, Troy. Those are just two different sizes. They

07:00sell at different prices. It's not inflation. No, Desi, it is inflation.

07:03I took economics 101, which I never slept through sometimes. Okay, there

07:09are examples of inflation in any grocery store. For example, this is

07:14soda. Okay, and this is soda.

07:18Thanks. Inflation.

07:22Troy, those are just two different sizes of soda, and the bigger one is

07:27more expensive.

07:28Yeah, right.

07:32Okay, you're not getting it. How about this? Okay, I bought this bag of

07:36chips last week, and today I went back in the same aisle, and instead of

07:40chips, it's toilet paper.

07:45Joe Biden? More like Joe single-plied in.

07:51The store probably just rearranged things. Those are different products,

07:54Troy. You're telling me these disintegrate in salsa.

08:01These examples are not proving Trump's point. Okay, Desi, I'm gonna tell you

08:05something my economics professor told me. Wake up, because here's another

08:11thing for you. This suit jacket, okay, fit me perfectly two weeks ago, and

08:15then I washed it, and now look.

08:20Joe Biden? More like Joe's smaller jacket den.

08:25Troy, did you run your suit through the dryer again? Of course I did. I'm not

08:29gonna wear wet clothes, Desi. Troy, just finish your report and come back to

08:34the studio, please. Fine. God, cars are so much more expensive than they were

08:38last year. Yes, yes, that's it. That's inflation. No, Desi, the car is the

08:45same size. Oh my God, never mind. Troy Iwata, everyone.

08:54Mhm.

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