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Funny Climax Scene | Carry On Jatta | Binnu Dhillon | Jaswinder Bhalla | Gurpreet Ghuggi

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00:00I'm not ashamed to call myself a lawyer.

00:04I pray to God that you don't sell your house.

00:07And you live in a rented house like me.

00:10Then you'll know the pain of the tenants.

00:13Brother, don't say that.

00:15I apologize on behalf of my dad.

00:17The tenants are the dogs of the house.

00:19That's why they have to apologize to you.

00:21Here, take your keys.

00:23Here, take the money.

00:25And leave it with me.

00:26Brother, it's almost 20 days.

00:28At least complete the month.

00:30I won't be able to complete it because of you.

00:33The police don't bother the brothers at the station..

00:36..as much as your father bothers the tenants.

00:38Lawyers don't talk bad about you.

00:40Bad? I've never seen such a lawyer..

00:43..who talks bad about selling vegetables.

00:45I don't know what he eats.

00:47And what does your father eat?

00:49Here comes your Hitler.

00:51And where does he run to now?

00:53He doesn't know anything.

00:54And where does he run to now?

00:56Tell me, you Hitler.

00:58You're on the edge of a thorn.

01:00You want to argue with me?

01:02Advocates don't wear black coats like this.

01:05You wear it when it's cold.

01:07What nonsense are you talking?

01:09I'm not talking nonsense.

01:11Wow, my God.

01:13What kind of a house is this?

01:15People keep cows at home.

01:17What did you say?

01:19You're on the edge of a thorn.

01:21Your father called you a cow.

01:22My brother-in-law, I'll tell you.

01:24Yes, tell me.

01:26It's nothing.

01:28I couldn't understand what he was saying.

01:30I couldn't understand what he was saying.

01:32Shut up.

01:36Is it really cold?

01:38No, it's not cold.

01:40Don't bother the tenants.

01:42I didn't say anything like that.

01:44I didn't say anything like that.

01:46And tell me, who are you to me?

01:48Try to understand, Daddy.

01:50I'm not a tenant.

01:52I'm standing here with my father.

01:54Go to the court and file a case.

01:56I didn't call you a lawyer.

01:58People say that you only fight for advice.

02:00Your father doesn't even give advice.

02:02I don't want to argue with you.

02:04Your father was a lawyer.

02:06He hired you as his assistant.

02:08He didn't hire you as a partner.

02:10If my father was a lawyer,

02:12why didn't he bring me with him?

02:14He must have become a father somewhere.

02:16In our family, there are two types of fathers.

02:18One type of father comes and the other leaves.

02:20What did you say, Daddy?

02:22I don't know what you're talking about.

02:24I know what you're talking about.

02:26The day a marriage case is filed,

02:28a father and a son talk to each other.

02:30They always talk about each other.

02:32Breakfast is ready.

02:34And for your information,

02:36I gave my client some time.

02:38He left home at 10.

02:40I'm not hungry.

02:42Why should you be hungry?

02:44How long will Chhote Nawab sleep?

02:46It's time for him to go to college.

02:48Let him sleep.

02:50It's been three months since I told him.

02:52I'm sure he'll go to college now.

02:54Let him sleep.

02:56Let's go now.

03:08Thank God, both of them are here.

03:10Why are you awake?

03:12The cook is such a scoundrel.

03:14He's the one who wakes people up in the morning.

03:16And who listens to their nonsense in the morning?

03:18He's older than you.

03:20That's not true.

03:22I'm older than you.

03:24That's why I didn't learn anything from you.

03:26Let's go, Dad.

03:28Did you see that, Parvati Kaur?

03:30You should've seen me today.

03:32I'm like a monkey.

03:34What nonsense are you talking about me?

03:37Think about it.

03:39If I fall in love with your son,

03:41what will you do to me?

03:44You're such a bad son.

03:46You're no fun at all.

03:48Why are you looking at me?

03:50What did I say?

03:52You think I'll make a fool out of you?

03:54Didn't you find a black coat like this?

03:56There was no other color, so I bought it.

03:58I'll deal with you later.

04:00First tell me,

04:02should I go to your father's house and sit there?

04:04Okay.

04:06Get ready and go to your father's house.

04:08But I'm going to my friend's sister's wedding.

04:10Why is that important?

04:12I have to get married.

04:14You're going to get married?

04:16When I pass out in college,

04:18I'll get married and meet my friends.

04:19Why are you laughing?

04:21It's the client.

04:24Hello.

04:26Yes.

04:28You're in the court?

04:30Yes, we're both in the court.

04:32Meet him.

04:37Let's go.

04:41We're here to check your bag.

04:45Let's go.

04:47I don't understand one thing.

04:49What is it?

04:51It's nothing.

04:53Our relationship is like this.

04:55We know how our parents raised us.

04:57We just want to get along with each other.

04:59Stop talking and have breakfast.

05:01Look what I made for you.

05:03Eggs?

05:05She makes chicken for you?

05:07This is what I promised you.

05:12I don't know what Bheem's mother

05:14fed her.

05:16I got an opportunity with her.

05:17I'm going to get married.

05:19Wake up.

05:21Wake up, son.

05:23Wake up.

05:25What is it?

05:27I want to sleep.

05:29Don't you want to sleep?

05:31Wake up.

05:33Wake up.

05:35Why did you make me sad?

05:37You made me sad.

05:39Everyone makes fun of me.

05:41Inspector Sikandar Singh

05:43is useless.

05:45He sleeps till midnight.

05:47Then tell those illiterate people

05:49that my son has big dreams.

05:51To have big dreams,

05:53he has to sleep for a long time.

05:55Stop talking nonsense.

05:57I think he has big dreams.

05:59How many times have I told you

06:01to prepare for the exam?

06:03I'll get you an A.S.A.

06:05Small people have small dreams.

06:07Sikandar Singh is a crazy guy.

06:09He'll get an A.S.A.

06:11I'll change my name.

06:13I was a director.

06:15Now I'm an inspector.

06:17I've been a sub-inspector

06:19and I've been a deputy.

06:21Now I'm in the middle of the traffic.

06:23They cut off my shoes.

06:25Do you know how ashamed I am?

06:27I tell people

06:29that he's my distant father.

06:31What do you mean by distant father?

06:33Raj, you're my nephew.

06:36I can count on my seven fingers

06:39that I've worked hard for.

06:41Damn those seven fingers

06:43that you worked so hard

06:45that you can't even earn

06:47a single rupee.

06:49Son,

06:51if you don't work,

06:53no one will give you their daughter.

06:55Why should we get someone's daughter?

06:57Give someone your uncle.

06:59Dad, I've found a girl

07:01from a very rich family.

07:03You just tell me to leave her there.

07:05Will you leave your father for a girl?

07:07Think technically.

07:09If we leave the girl,

07:11she'll get married somewhere else next year.

07:13Her father won't get married anywhere.

07:15He'll stay here after 10 years.

07:17Will you leave your father

07:19who taught you how to cut with his fingers?

07:21Everyone teaches you how to cut with their fingers.

07:23No one teaches you how to cut with their necks.

07:25Stop talking nonsense.

07:27Oh, my God.

07:29I'll die before I have a child.

07:31I'll die.

07:33You think I'm a fool

07:35to make a program for you.

07:37Wait, I'll make a program for you.

07:43It's wet.

07:45It's wet.

07:47It's not wet, you fool.

07:49It's wet.

07:51The alcohol is wet.

07:53You fool.

07:55Your beer is wet.

07:57And on top of that,

07:59there's a fire in the city.

08:02There's a fire in the city.

08:05There's a fire in the city.

08:08Now you shut up.

08:11For God's sake, listen.

08:14Sorry, sorry.

08:15Sorry, sorry.

08:17Sorry.

08:19Whatever.

08:21Listen.

08:23What's the name of the village?

08:27Rimpi.

08:29Wow.

08:31Pooja.

08:33Aarti.

08:35What nonsense.

08:37Sweety.

08:39What's the name?

08:41Why not?

08:42If you don't know the name,

08:44I'll print it on your wedding invitation tomorrow.

08:46If I don't,

08:48you'll go somewhere else at night.

08:50You're such a troublemaker.

08:52Tomorrow morning,

08:54I'll ask for the name first.

08:56What name?

08:58The name of your village.

09:00Are you crazy?

09:02Do you love your name

09:04or your village?

09:06Why are you so shy?

09:08Listen.

09:10I'll check your horoscope.

09:12I believe in horoscopes a lot.

09:14Horoscopes?

09:16Kamlesh, when we used to dance,

09:18we used to get our steps.

09:20We get our steps

09:22when we get our horoscopes.

09:24What horoscopes?

09:26Ours.

09:28Are you crazy?

09:30How can modern girls

09:32believe in horoscopes?

09:34Keep your horoscope.

09:36Don't you believe in horoscopes?

09:38Yours?

09:40You should get married soon.

09:42We're going to spend

09:44a lot of money together.

09:46A lot of money?

09:48Kamlesh is crazy.

09:50A lot of money in a day.

09:54We're going to spend a lot of money.

09:57Keep your horoscope here.

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