CJ the DJ Episode 1 The Set Up Gig

Mr Tyson

8/15/2024

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00:00I'm sorry if you're not feeling so fine. I know all around the world you're not feeling so fine, but I'm sad.

00:14I'm sad. I know you're there to fill my life with all the wonderful beautiful things.

00:22I'm sad. I know you're there to fill my life with all the wonderful beautiful things.

00:42Well, I'm out of here, Arnus. You sure you don't have a DJ gig for me? I'm busting to play.

00:47What can I tell you, CJ? The market for bubbly schoolgirl DJs with purple hair is flat right now.

00:54I can change the hair colour. Pink, green, red. Whatever it takes. I'm always up for spitting a party.

01:01You've made that abundantly clear on numerous occasions.

01:05So, about my pay...

01:12Excuse me, young lady. I'm looking for Arnus.

01:15Inside.

01:16Thanking you.

01:22Hi, Leslie. Si, what's happening?

01:24Oh, not a lot. How was your shift?

01:26Awesome. Look at all the cool tunes Arnus gave me.

01:29Oh, you lucky duck.

01:30I can't wait to play them. Might be some hidden gems.

01:34Don't count on it. It's Arnus, CJ. I don't know why you work for that guy. He's such a sneak, eh?

01:40Arnus is okay. He gets me DJ gigs.

01:43DJ gigs?

01:44Yeah, got one for this weekend.

01:46No, but I'm working on it. Now let's roll and check out these new tunes.

01:55Well, CJ, word on the avenue...

01:58Street. Word on the street.

02:00Okay, street. But I read it on a blog. Is that technically correct?

02:04Well, anyway, Zack McGurdy, the guy you think smells nice...

02:08I don't smell that nice.

02:09I said the guy was fresh, Leslie. Totally different thing.

02:12Well, anyway, he's having a gathering.

02:15You mean a party. Cool. I wonder if Zack will need a DJ.

02:25Dad? What is going on?

02:30I'm fixing the pipes. Pass us one, will ya?

02:33What?

02:35I said pass us a pipe.

02:37Why don't you call a plumber?

02:39That's what I said, CJ. Someone qualified.

02:42Oh, cool it, Dad.

02:43Yeah, yeah, yeah. Keep your hair on, Baldy. I know what I'm doing.

02:47Dad, less talking, more working. I need the bathroom now.

02:54It's Arnus.

02:57So where's the gig?

02:59Secret location. Arnus said it'll be an older crowd.

03:03Free meal. Who's in?

03:05Oh, gosh, CJ. What about Zack's?

03:08Sure, his parties are always awesome, but this one sounds even better.

03:12Plus, I'm playing.

03:16Oh, dripping.

03:18Sorry, not following.

03:20Is that a new expression you just invented?

03:22Nah, the roof is dripping.

03:25Mum? Kids, run for your lives!

03:35Hang on.

03:39Nice one, Gene. What's for your encore?

03:42All clear, Gene.

03:43Thanks again, Hal. So, um, what do you think caused it?

03:46Freak of nature? Government meddling?

03:49Lousy bodgy plumbing.

03:50Interesting theory, Hal. What are you doing?

03:54Calling in the plumber. You had your turn to play.

03:57But it's Saturday, Marsha. You know how much they charge for an emergency call-out.

04:01Not as much as an emergency hairdresser.

04:03Mum, I look like CJ.

04:06OK, OK, I'll get it sorted.

04:08And I've got a big gig. I can't go looking like this.

04:12Can you pick me up from Leslie's dad?

04:18Uh, Gene, band practice still on?

04:21Sure is, Phil. Something different today. A bit of a team-building exercise.

04:26Uh, you know much about plumbing.

04:31Oh, that feels better.

04:33Your dad sure knows how to make a mess.

04:36Speaking of Dad, that's him now. You've got the address, right?

04:40About that, I checked online and...

04:45Dad, since when is Phil a plumber? Doesn't he play the bass guitar?

04:50Siege, Phil is a man of many talents.

04:53Now, what number did you say this rocking gig was?

04:5633, but...

04:57Here it is. This is gonna be huge.

05:01I'm getting good vibes, Siege.

05:04Oh, check out the name, Rock Village.

05:08Uh, CJ, Mr Jones, about that...

05:11Why haven't I heard about this place before?

05:14OK, OK, OK. Let's cruise.

05:21You're looking pretty

05:24Yeah, yeah, yeah

05:26Happy birthday, Esme. Who's Esme?

05:29Esme!

05:30Dude, look out!

05:33Slow down, hippie.

05:36Welcome to Rockview Retirement Village. Right this way, please.

05:40Oh, Rockview.

05:43I've been trying to tell you.

05:49Everybody, the entertainers are here.

05:52So this is what Anas meant about an older crowd.

05:56Old? Esme's not old. She's 75 years young today.

06:01Oh, cool. So what's the microphone for?

06:04Bingo!

06:07What's happening?

06:08It's Zac. He wants me to DJ his party tonight. What do I do?

06:12As much as I respect the elderly,

06:15Zac's would offer us the opportunity to mix with our fellow peers.

06:19Look, guys, I can understand if you'd rather go to Zac's.

06:22Go right ahead, but I...

06:23Sweet! See ya!

06:26Any questions?

06:28Ask him about the food.

06:30Uh, someone mentioned a free meal.

06:33Soup on Saturday.

06:36Green pea or broccoli?

06:39Whoa, life is full of tough choices.

06:45Oh, the plumber team.

06:48I'd better go check on the boys.

06:51And I didn't bring the right music for a bingo jam.

06:54So we'll see you at 5pm sharp.

06:56Don't be late.

06:57Esme's quite upset that Anas won't be joining us.

07:00Anas?

07:01Yes, her grandson.

07:03Terrible case of bad timing.

07:05He's away on a business trip to Uzbekistan.

07:10I can't believe Anas lied to get out of his own grandma's party.

07:13Well, he did, and here you are.

07:16Bingo host or DJ.

07:18What gig do you think I should do, Dad?

07:20Always play the party that rocks.

07:23That's easy, Zach.

07:25But I promised Anas.

07:27Oh, crisis.

07:29The deal has been done.

07:31You're only as good as your word.

07:33Yeah, like telling Mum you'd get a real plumber.

07:35And I did. Phil's on it. It's all sorted.

07:48That's it, Phil. You are out of the band.

07:52Aw. See ya.

07:54I'm going to talk some sense into Anas.

07:56Dad, call a plumber.

07:59Real plumber.

08:03Real plumber.

08:05Hey, what the...?

08:10No, no, it's an apparition.

08:12Aren't you meant to be DJing?

08:14And you're meant to be in Uzbekistan.

08:16She's your granny, Anas, and she wanted you to play.

08:20Ugh. I don't do that.

08:22I own a store. I'm a man of means.

08:24I'll do it.

08:26Hey, I love bingo. All those corny catchphrases.

08:28Duck and dive, it's 25.

08:30Snakes alive, number five.

08:32Give me that. Oh! Yeah!

08:35Anas, even you wouldn't do that.

08:37Would you?

08:39I told my granny I'd supply music.

08:41Lyre is almost musical.

08:43Oh, yeah!

08:51Dancing queen, 17.

08:54Does anyone have 17?

08:56Explain me, Leslie, why are we going to Zach's party so early?

08:59It's not even dark.

09:01First to the party is a smarty.

09:03And my party pies are still hot.

09:07Thanks so much.

09:1111. Anyone?

09:13Oh, hi. Happy birthday, Esme.

09:16Sorry, I didn't hear you call bingo.

09:18Oh, bingo schmingo.

09:20Get some dancing music on.

09:22I want a boogie.

09:26Rock and roll!

09:28Yeah!

09:34So, take care of the house, Zach.

09:36We'll miss you, sweetie.

09:38Hi there, party parents.

09:40I'm Leslie, this is Si.

09:42We brought party pies to share.

09:44They're gravy-licious.

09:46That's it. What a stain.

09:48Great. More the merrier.

09:50But, Dad...

09:52Oh, Leslie, party's off, man.

10:04Hey, guys!

10:12It's CJ. Party at the Rockview Village.

10:14Free soup.

10:16Free soup?

10:32Arnie boy, you came.

10:34Smoochies.

10:36Yeah, happy birthday, Brad.

10:44I do it for a girl.

10:46I do it for a girl.

10:48I do it for a girl.

10:50Girls.

10:52Oh, girls.

10:54They turn my mind

10:56around in circles.

10:58Oh, girls.

11:00Oh, girls.

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