The Kapil Sharma New Episode -- New Show The Kapil Sharma

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he Kapil Sharma New Episode -- New Show The Kapil Sharma

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00:00Hello. Hello.

00:01Yes. Yes.

00:02Are you ready for the concert?

00:03No problem.

00:04Even if you don't take the harmonium drum, it's fine.

00:05But do keep the gas and the stove.

00:06Yes.

00:07So that as soon as the audience comes with eggs and tomatoes,

00:08you can quickly take the omelette.

00:09Because I can't perform on an empty stomach.

00:10Yes.

00:11Okay.

00:12No, no.

00:13Whoever says it, whoever says it,

00:14I have to give the gift to the teacher.

00:15Tell him clearly no.

00:16I'll bring 10 rupees on stage.

00:1750 rupees.

00:18Okay.

00:19I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:20Okay.

00:21I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:22Okay.

00:23I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:24Okay.

00:25I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:26Okay.

00:27I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:28Okay.

00:29I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:30Okay.

00:31I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:32Okay.

00:33I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:34Okay.

00:35I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:36Okay.

00:37I'll bring 50 rupees.

00:3850 bucks.

00:39He will slap me again.

00:40Teacher, come here.

00:41You sit.

00:42When you know that people beat you, then.

00:46Now tell me one thing.

00:47When you know that people are hitting you,

00:49then why do you go for your concert?

00:51I am not a boatman who is afraid to stand on the banks.

00:55And he never faints,

00:57You know, the cashier you've brought in...

01:00Yes.

01:01On that note, give me a number.

01:04My outgoing is switched off.

01:07Whose number is this?

01:08It's my number.

01:09I have to check.

01:10I hope the incoming isn't switched off.

01:13Ustadji, go.

01:14Sit here.

01:15Oh, Raja sahib, how are you?

01:17Absolutely fine.

01:18Long live Raja sahib!

01:20Raja sahib, please forgive us.

01:23We couldn't pay you this time.

01:25Ustadji...

01:26Ustadji, this is Mr. Raja sahib.

01:28What are you doing?

01:29So, which queen have you made me?

01:35Mr. Raja sahib.

01:36Yes.

01:41Sorry, Mr. Raja sahib.

01:42Please forgive me.

01:43My mother-in-law has a weak eye.

01:44He says his neighbor has a weak eye.

01:47My mother-in-law has a weak eye.

01:49Because once I told my mother-in-law...

01:51I said, mother-in-law, I don't like your daughter.

01:53So she said, look at me.

01:54You'll like my son-in-law.

01:55So I took a look at her.

01:59He is the only fast-charging Ustadji in our neighborhood.

02:02He charges very fast.

02:04Fast-charging?

02:06Where do I get charged from?

02:07Tell me that too.

02:10You get charged from the police.

02:11Everyday someone beats them up.

02:15I'm just fed up.

02:17Fed up.

02:19Fed up.

02:24Ustadji.

02:25Have you come here to talk nonsense?

02:26No.

02:27People from my fraternity have come today.

02:29I would like to talk to them today.

02:31And our show will go on today.

02:32Welcome to Ustad Ghar Chaudas show.

02:36Wow.

02:41Mr. Shabbir Kumar, my first question is for you.

02:43Do you take utensils instead of your old clothes?

02:46Or do you give it to the poor?

02:49Ustadji, don't you feel ashamed?

02:51You are asking for clothes from the guests.

02:52Sir, if I don't take the clothes and don't wear them

02:55then I will feel ashamed.

02:58Anyway, Mr. Ghar Chaudas

02:59I have a request for you.

03:00Whenever you go for a show

03:01take me along with you.

03:03I want to sing along with you.

03:04It's my wish.

03:05You should know something.

03:06You should know music too.

03:07Who said that I don't know music?

03:11I know everything about music.

03:12If you don't believe me, ask me.

03:13If you can't answer, blacken my face

03:15and make me sit on a donkey.

03:16That's it.

03:17Then tell me the tune of Raag Darbari.

03:20Tell me the tune of Raag Yaman.

03:21Tell me whatever you want.

03:23Taxi, you go.

03:24I will come on a donkey today.

03:30Till the donkey comes

03:31I will introduce you to my donkeys.

03:33Changu Mangu Nangu

03:40Ustadji

03:42He has given these three kids.

03:44Come here.

03:45She is a big witch.

03:46God bless you.

03:47God bless you.

03:48If you stay here, my slippers will get dirty.

03:53Sit.

03:55Sit quickly.

04:00I will also sit in front and watch, Ustadji.

04:01Of course.

04:08Let's start.

04:10I am going to tell you a story today.

04:12I went to a wedding concert.

04:15I went there.

04:16I got hungry.

04:17I ate a lot.

04:19I felt sleepy.

04:20I slept on the groom's chair.

04:22Then what happened, Ustadji?

04:23Then

04:24I got beaten up.

04:25I got beaten up.

04:28I got beaten up.

04:29I got beaten up.

04:32I got beaten up.

04:33I got beaten up.

04:37Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:38Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:39Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:40Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:41Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:42Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:43Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:44Slap. Slap. Slap.

04:45Slap.

04:47Then what happened?

04:48Then what happened?

04:49She held my thumb.

04:51She touched it here.

04:53She held my finger.

04:56She touched it here.

04:58Then she held my finger and touched it here.

05:05Then she made my pouch.

05:07She made my pouch and threw it outside.

05:09When I opened my eyes, what was lying in front of me?

05:11What?

05:12Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:13Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:14Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:15Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:16Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:17Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:18Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:19Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:20Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:21Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:22Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:23Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:24Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:25Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:26Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:27Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:28Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:29Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:30Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:31Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:32Garbage. Garbage. Garbage.

05:34He is crying.

05:36He is crying.

05:38He is crying.

05:45Hey, you.

05:50You are not crying, you are just having fun.

05:54I told you not to do this.

05:56I told you not to do this.

05:57I told you not to do this 10 times.

06:00But you told me not to do this.

06:02Sorry. Sorry.

06:04You told me not to do this.

06:05You told me not to do this.

06:07Sorry.

06:09This is the exit.

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