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ACTION Man (1995) - S01 E02 - Fountain of Youth (480p - DVDRip)
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8/24/2024
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00:00
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00:10
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00:20
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00:50
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01:00
Who am I?
01:02
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01:05
Diagnosis amnesia.
01:08
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01:18
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01:28
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01:38
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01:48
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01:56
No Skullman on top, Action 3.
01:58
This is X's New York headquarters.
02:00
You'd think they'd be everywhere.
02:02
Lazy boneheads probably are a Broadway musical.
02:04
Don't get too cocky, Action 1.
02:06
We've scanned a Skullman nearby.
02:08
♪
02:22
I picked him up, too.
02:24
Escaping from quality sleeping time with an Akash grip.
02:26
I wish I knew what you learned there, Action 1.
02:28
Yeah, you and me both.
02:31
I don't remember who taught it to me.
02:33
I want harmless touching the right spot,
02:35
and these Skullman are out like a light.
02:38
Action 3, when I get to the ladder up ahead,
02:40
I'll be in full view,
02:42
so keep those scanners looking for Skullman.
02:44
♪
02:52
Still no Skull activity, Action 3.
02:54
Broadway's closing.
02:56
Maybe the Skull Boys are outside, seeking for small change.
02:59
Probability unlikely, Action 1.
03:01
I'm heading inside.
03:03
Action 1, don't be overconfident.
03:05
♪
03:12
Action 3, Action Command was right.
03:14
X is planning to invade the Northland Republic
03:16
to dominate the plutonium mining.
03:18
And you know what that means.
03:20
Boom!
03:21
Take one, Action Man.
03:23
Now put the plans down,
03:25
and I'll consider not hurting you.
03:27
How about if I take off, and you hurt yourself, X?
03:30
♪
03:55
So here you guys are.
03:57
I've been looking all over for you.
03:59
♪
04:10
On my way, Action 3.
04:12
The line from that skate boat had better be in place.
04:14
I'd rather fight those guys all over again
04:16
than swim in the East River.
04:18
What's a little toxic waste when you're Action Man?
04:20
Over.
04:21
Hey, don't confuse me with Dr. X.
04:23
Over and out.
04:26
♪
04:36
I went overtime on that one, Action 3.
04:38
Here comes the sun,
04:40
and there goes X's invasion.
04:42
I'm coming in.
04:45
♪
05:00
Secretary Norris, Will Fargo here.
05:03
I'm checking in with my weekly mission update.
05:05
Do you copy?
05:06
Roger. Proceed, Dr. Fargo.
05:08
After 30 years of research,
05:10
I've discovered an amazing herb
05:12
that grows in one tiny area of the rainforest.
05:16
The extract from this plant
05:18
contains a powerful antioxidant,
05:21
a serum which not only inhibits cellular deterioration,
05:25
it actually causes regeneration.
05:27
Finally.
05:29
Sounds like it was worth waiting for.
05:31
I once took a class from Dr. Fargo, you know.
05:34
How could I forget?
05:36
You paid me to write your term paper.
05:38
Triangulation is complete.
05:40
Location verified.
05:42
Commence signal disruption.
05:44
I've tried it myself, and...
05:47
Norris! Can you read me?
05:49
Come in, please!
05:54
Can you read me? Come in, please!
05:59
I'll have to try again later.
06:05
Install the remote surveillance equipment.
06:07
Then set the traps.
06:11
Will, come in!
06:13
That signal's being jammed.
06:15
Get me Action Man!
06:20
Action Man here.
06:22
We've lost contact with an important scientific expedition
06:25
in the Amazon rainforest.
06:27
Dr. Will Fargo and his wife,
06:29
Dr. Julia Fargo.
06:31
They're research ethnobotanists.
06:33
Ethno-whatsits?
06:34
They didn't have fancy-schmancy stuff like that
06:36
when I was in school.
06:38
You didn't have tellies back then.
06:42
All right, wise guys.
06:44
If you're so smart, what's an ethno-whosit?
06:48
Ethnobotanist.
06:54
One who studies the utilization of native flora
06:57
by indigenous peoples.
07:00
Another trace memory?
07:02
Why can't I remember?
07:04
Maybe you can.
07:05
If you find the Fargos immediately,
07:07
they've discovered a plant extract
07:09
that causes cellular rejuvenation.
07:11
You mean?
07:12
Right. It repairs damaged brain cells.
07:15
You could gain back your memory.
07:22
Well then, what are we waiting for?
07:25
All right, team, let's get extreme!
07:37
Yeah.
08:07
Whoa!
08:25
I've warmed in on Dr. Fargo's electronic locator beacon.
08:28
It's near the Amazon River,
08:30
in the heart of the rainforest.
08:32
Uh-oh. Dr. X's sub is upriver,
08:34
near where the Fargos are.
08:36
Dr. Jock, for the Fargos' sake and yours, Action Man,
08:39
I hope we're not too late.
08:41
Norris, can you read me?
08:43
Come in, please. Come in, sir.
08:45
Come in.
08:47
How nice of you to invite me.
08:50
Dr. X?
08:52
At your service.
08:54
And you are Dr. William Fargo, I presume.
08:58
I must say, you and your wife look fabulous.
09:01
How do you stay so young?
09:03
What do you want?
09:06
First, your electronic locator beacon.
09:09
Second, the secret of perpetual youth.
09:13
And I want it now!
09:18
Huh?
09:19
Dr. Fargo's electronic locator beacon just went dead.
09:22
Get us as close as you can, Jock.
09:24
We'll have to find them the old-fashioned way, by sight.
09:28
Prepare to spill.
09:30
Suggest you start from landing site.
09:32
I have visual contact, no Skull Man apparent.
09:35
Heli-Gun ready to roll, Jock.
09:37
Engine started, blades disengaged.
09:39
Ready to fire main jets.
09:41
Opening main cargo hatch.
09:43
You have a go.
09:45
Firing main jets.
09:46
We have ignition.
09:48
Clear to launch.
09:50
Let's get extreme.
09:54
Engaging Heli-Gun blades.
10:00
Ah, there you are.
10:02
Action Man's Heli-Gun approaching at 1,500 feet.
10:05
Prepare to launch computer-controlled surface-to-air missiles.
10:09
Fire at will.
10:17
Buckle up, lads. We have missile lock.
10:20
Undertaking evasive action.
10:26
Hold on, there's another one.
10:28
Those babies are computer-controlled, which means they don't give up. Ever.
10:32
Get out of your ass sickness bags, gentlemen.
10:34
We're gonna pull some serious negative G's.
10:39
Huh? Can't you see what they're doing?
10:42
Dive, you fools. Dive!
10:45
Keep coming!
10:53
Damage report.
10:56
I'll land downriver and wait for your call.
11:07
All clear.
11:10
Ah, Action Man has arrived.
11:13
Step into my parlor, said the spider to the flies.
11:19
Something feels wrong.
11:21
Yeah, and its name is Dr. X.
11:24
Come on. Nothing's gonna stop me from going after him now.
11:28
Except this pressure point mine I just stepped on.
11:31
You know the kind that blows up when you lift your foot off?
11:38
One more batch, and we can dispense with the Fargo family.
11:42
All I need is enough serum to give the world's richest, most powerful men and women their youth back.
11:49
After that, I'll own them.
11:51
They will do anything to stay young. Anything, I ask.
11:57
We must make sure Action Man never tastes a single drop of this serum.
12:02
Should he gain his memory back, he will be twice as dangerous to us and twice as hard to destroy.
12:13
It's a good thing I know bombs.
12:16
What are they doing?
12:22
Zap him, M.
12:24
Eat our lasers, X.
12:27
Temper, temper.
12:30
That'll teach him. Stand back. I'm gonna make like a kangaroo.
12:43
This plant doesn't grow anywhere else in the world. This is the last of it.
12:47
What happens to this plant is no longer your concern.
12:51
You aren't gonna let us go, are you?
12:53
Yes, of course, my dear. But first, I must sample the product.
13:01
Oh, no. Come on.
13:06
Whoa. Did I miss something?
13:09
We've set off a chain reaction.
13:11
You're right. It's a chain reaction.
13:14
It's a chain reaction.
13:16
You're right. Don't slow down. They're on a sequential timer.
13:24
Wait. That's way too much.
13:26
Nonsense. I'm way older than you.
13:30
Tastes like chicken soup.
13:32
This should be interesting. We took one-tenth the amount you did.
13:38
Really? Maybe I'd better try it out on some Skull Men, too.
13:45
Hey, what's going...
13:47
Shh. It's too quiet. Skull Men, perhaps? Wait here.
14:00
You'll have to do better than that.
14:02
Geronimo!
14:09
I didn't know snakes could climb.
14:11
Good shooting, Knuck. He's not going anywhere soon.
14:16
Action Man has made it through all my traps.
14:19
It's time to send out more Skull Men.
14:22
Gangerine, where are you?
14:28
Uh, about those Skull Men...
14:33
You, you...
14:35
Don't get upset, Dr. X, sir.
14:38
It's bad for your ulcers.
14:40
Look, I had to take it in order to find out how much not to take.
14:45
Don't worry. With the automated defense I rigged up, we won't need the Skull Men.
14:50
I've aimed a withering laser crossfire right here,
14:54
where the trail from the jungle enters the clearing.
14:57
They won't stand a chance. It's barbecue time for Action Man.
15:01
Make mine a medium-rare, please.
15:04
Get him!
15:09
Hey, Gangerine, what happened to you?
15:12
Leave the fighting to the grown-ups. You might get hurt.
15:16
I'm old enough to carry a laser, and I already know how to use it.
15:20
Stop, you fool! You settled your own trap!
15:23
Yeah!
15:27
Drop your weapon, X.
15:29
I don't think so.
15:31
Meet my youth brigade, Action Man.
15:34
They're getting younger all the time.
15:39
Get him!
15:41
Now I say drop it!
15:43
As for those Skull Boys of yours, go on, beat it before you get hurt.
15:48
Come back, you cowards!
15:51
Now, give it up, X.
15:55
If I can't have the secret of eternal youth, no one can!
15:59
Say goodbye to your last chance to remember your past, Action Man.
16:04
No!
16:09
Drop your weapons, Action Man, or Dr. Science will be Dr. History.
16:14
Action Man, save Julia, please!
16:22
Action Man!
16:25
Julia!
16:27
Stop your whining. No one could have survived that explosion.
16:32
Action Man is up in smoke, and you're next.
16:36
Dr. X, look at this! The youth serum's wearing off!
16:41
You didn't tell us this would happen, Dr. Fargo.
16:44
I didn't know.
16:46
Drop it, X.
16:48
What an unpleasant surprise.
16:50
How did you manage to escape the burning tent?
16:54
It was easy. I used the emergency exit.
16:57
Of course, I did have to slice one open first.
17:00
Get Junior's laser wheel before he shoots himself in the foot with it.
17:04
What about safe and sound?
17:07
Julia!
17:10
Thanks to you, there is no more youth serum,
17:13
and no more plants from which to make it.
17:16
You're under arrest!
17:18
Oh, am I?
17:20
In precisely 20 seconds, my bionic hand will explode,
17:25
turning everything within 20 meters into mincemeat.
17:29
So don't even think about following us.
17:32
You'll be better off taking your chances with the fire.
17:36
I'm going after him.
17:38
No, the bomb's for real. I'm sure of it.
17:41
You had him bluff good, Dr. X.
17:43
Who said I was bluffing, gangrene?
17:46
You of all people should know by now, I never bluff.
17:50
We have exactly 10 more seconds, so let's see you hustle.
17:54
No problem there.
17:56
First thing you do when we get back is build me a bigger, better hand.
18:03
If Natalie doesn't get here fast, we're toast.
18:07
Now that's what I call fast.
18:10
Make it snappy, ladies and gentlemen.
18:12
Things are heating up around here.
18:14
Ladies first.
18:16
And no comments about me being old-fashioned.
18:18
Not for me. I'm out of here.
18:27
Unfortunately, the fire destroyed the only place in the jungle
18:31
where the Fountain of Youth plant grew.
18:34
Our research is finished.
18:36
Perhaps it's for the best. Man was not meant to live forever.
18:40
I don't know about that. I wouldn't mind being a teenager again.
18:44
But, Nuck, in all the ways that count, you still are.
18:55
Load action memory file.
18:57
Loading.
18:59
Activate virtual memory scan.
19:02
Activated.
19:23
I must have been in college.
19:25
I look so young.
19:27
What was I reading?
19:29
Vyra, identify, please.
19:31
Title, Crime and Punishment.
19:34
Author...
19:35
That's enough.
19:36
Sure explains why I look so depressed.
19:39
I wonder if I knew Ursula then.
19:41
Vyra, cross-reference Ursula.
19:45
But surely you remember us.
19:47
How could I remember us if I can't remember me?
19:51
You will never find out what I know.
19:54
Oh, yes, I will.
19:58
For now, my past remains shrouded in mystery, but not forever.
20:03
Save file and exit.
20:13
Did you know the energy saved by recycling one aluminum can
20:16
could run your TV for three hours?
20:18
One can. Three hours.
20:21
That's six episodes of me.
20:23
I like this recycling thing.
20:25
Here's what you need to do.
20:26
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
20:29
Reduce what you use.
20:31
When you buy something small, tell the clerk you don't need the bag.
20:34
Reuse your lunch bags, your thermos, and aluminum foil.
20:38
Recycle soda cans, glass bottles, and newspaper.
20:42
It's not about saving the planet for the future.
20:44
It's about keeping it alive while we're still around to enjoy it.
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