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02:13in a new studio today. And Deion Sanders, there's a rumor going around, boys and girls.
02:19Ex-players say the locker room in Colorado is like real life Grand Theft Auto. Anonymous
02:27former player quoted... One of us just... No, no, no, no, this is great. No, is it that bad?
02:31Absolutely not. He needs to read all of these. Is literacy that bad? I'm reading Good Night Moon
02:35every fucking night. It shouldn't be this bad. Maybe you should read it more. All right,
02:38that's okay. No, you're doing good. These are bigger words than Good Night Moon.
02:41It's a lot of words. Yeah, some of them are multi-syllables. It's tough.
02:46Anonymous former player quote, it's like real life GTA. There are so many distractions with
02:50flights, guns, and money flowing around. The environment is like anything I've ever seen
02:52before. Another former player talked about how five-star defensive back recruit
02:58Cormani Sanders, who has also transferred, was treated in the locker room. Cormani was getting
03:03bullied by Shiloh Sanders after the Oregon State game. Shiloh slapped him several times,
03:07which left Cormani screaming, I'm going to kill you, repeatedly. At one point,
03:12there were punches thrown over a $10K gambling debt that player refused to pay.
03:17Dion has denied the allegations, quoting... When are we going to address all these lies? That's
03:24when they know you're doing well, when they start lying. Should there be penalties? Shouldn't there
03:29be some kind of ramifications? I don't know. Are they doing that well? Weren't they pretty
03:33bad last year? Wait, wait a second. Let's pump the brakes here. Okay. Their over-under was like
03:39two and a half, three and a half last year, and they started super hot and exceeded all
03:43expectations. They were nationally ranked. They shouldn't have been. So yes, Dion in Colorado
03:48blatantly exceeded all expectations and did well last year, even though...
03:51They went four and eight. I mean, I think we're also, as a media, we're also quick to crown them
03:57maybe a little bit too fast there. No? Because we want Dion to succeed. He's an interesting guy.
04:02We friend of the program. Even like beyond Barksdale. I think the media was excited just
04:06because he's an exciting guy. You want him... I think the media is kind of anti-Dion.
04:10Really? A little bit. I think they like having him as a storyline, but I don't think they want
04:15him to succeed. Like the old heads in media, at least. Why is that, Tommy? He's flashy,
04:22and you know, they think he's not what college football is all about. All the transferring,
04:26they got the... I know I saw in practice they had the names or the social media handles on the back
04:31of their jerseys. Here's all I know. I don't know. I don't know if Colorado will be any
04:34fucking good this year. Here's what I do know. The documentary about this, like 15 years from now,
04:38is going to be incredible. There will, without a doubt, be like a Dion Colorado documentary,
04:43and that's going to be a must-watch. If you're comparing a locker room to GTA,
04:50that's probably... Probably bad. That's probably the most outrageous example you can make of
04:59something being out of control, comparing to GTA in real life. And to claim a college locker room
05:07is like that... I agree with Dion here. I'm just like, what the fuck? Why are you saying this?
05:13Look into it, and if you're lying, there should be penalties.
05:17How many sources are saying this? If there's more than two guys, then why are they saying this?
05:25Maybe it's true. There's definitely some shit going on in that locker room.
05:30I don't know if it's fucking Grand Theft Auto. It could be shit going on in the locker room,
05:32but there's definitely... You say it yourself, Tommy. Everybody is kind of looking at Colorado
05:36now and just might want to take them down. Yeah, it's possible. Take them down. They're
05:40four and eight. They're down. What are we doing? You know how much money they brought in last year?
05:46Absolutely. So is that what he's there to do? Is Dion there to win football games or is he there
05:51to make money? I think both. Both, yeah. Okay. But I think it's wild for him to say,
05:55when you know you're doing well, when? When you're not doing well. I think you know you're doing well
06:00when you get the number one recruits coming to Colorado. I think that's when you know you're
06:06doing well. Yeah, I mean, Travis Hunter is insane. Shador seems like he'll be pretty good.
06:13What is their DraftKings win total this year? It's probably like, what? Six and a half, maybe?
06:16Seven? Something like that. When you have guys like Will Ferrell and Jay-Z coming to your games...
06:22That doesn't mean shit to me, honestly. I don't know... Oh, I mean, look at you.
06:26I get it. But that... I mean, I'm 20 years younger than Will Ferrell.
06:30Four and a half? Yeah, that doesn't mean dick. That matters.
06:34Win totals matter. I think celebrities come because you're also... Do you know what? Then
06:38hire Tom Hanks to be your head coach and he'll have celebrities come to your school, too.
06:42It would be pretty funny if Tom Hanks was the head coach of a football team.
06:46Great women's baseball coach. If you're a college student, if you're going to Colorado
06:50and you're in the stands, you're rooting for your team, do you really care if,
06:53you know, Jennifer Lawrence walks by? If I was a college student, yes.
06:57There was... Last year, we went to Boulder for a Pink Whitney tour stop.
07:01A college student and Jennifer Lawrence coming?
07:03That is Jennifer Lawrence. All right, how about Jay-Z, Will Ferrell? Yeah,
07:07be fucking pumped. If Will Ferrell is in the locker room and you're a college student,
07:10what do you care if he's there? You're moving the goalposts back.
07:13So what is he, like, walking the... I think you would care. If you were a
07:15college student and Will Ferrell was your football team's head coach, you'd be like,
07:18that's kind of cool. No, no, head coach is different. I'm saying, like,
07:20he has these celebrities coming to him. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
07:22I don't give a shit. I want my team to win. If I see Will Ferrell a thousand feet away
07:26and he waves, like, all right, great. There's something to that, though,
07:30the brand. Yeah, like, you know, the Lakers, like, always have celebrities courtside,
07:33even when they're not good. Like, there's something to, like, putting, like, Colorado
07:37two years ago. I don't give a fuck about the Colorado. And coming from you, I mean, if,
07:41if freaking Robert Parrish had his jockstrap, like, outside the Boston Garden for 20 years
07:49and you stumbled upon it, you fucking would pick it up and love it. Robert Parrish one time.
07:53Who the fuck is Robert Parrish? Who are you to say, like,
07:58a college kid isn't going to, like, love Will Ferrell? Yeah, I know who Larry Barton is.
08:01You know who Kevin McHale was? Yes. Robert Parrish was the big three.
08:04I think Robert Parrish was a distant third to those.
08:06He's not a distant third to Kevin McHale. He's not. I mean, McHale was very good. McHale was
08:10better. But Parrish, Parrish is a Hall of Famer. How do you not know who Robert Parrish is?
08:14I think that's reasonable as a 28-year-old to maybe not know Robert Parrish.
08:18Is that reasonable? I think it's very reasonable to not know.
08:21John Rich, do you know who Robert Parrish is? I know the name. I thought he was white.
08:25Do you know who Robert Parrish is? That's fair. And we all know that Chris Clemmer—
08:31Thank you. And Stanko. I guarantee Stanko knows who he is.
08:34And we guarantee Chris Clemmer will pick up his jockstrap 20 years later, probably sniff it,
08:38but he's coming down on college kids who aren't excited about—
08:41Coming down. I'm coming down on the fact that Dion thinks that's a sign of success,
08:45that Will Ferrell waves at someone a thousand feet away. No.
08:47But to be fair, couldn't that add to recruits? What is doing well, then?
08:51If you're a recruit and you know that there's going to be a lot of celebrities at your games,
08:53that does help your recruit. 100%.
08:56Maybe it does. I think it definitely—
08:58What do you mean, maybe it does? It absolutely does.
09:00Well, I guess we'll see. They're not winning more games, though,
09:02so they're getting these recruits. Wait a minute. They had one season.
09:04Over on this four and a half this year, Smitty. It's an improvement of where they were two years
09:09ago, which is the worst college football program in the nation, pretty much.
09:11Not even improving from last year, so what recruits are they getting from this year to
09:14last year? You are impossible to have a civilized discussion with.
09:19Because I know— You're pretty impossible to have a civilized—
09:23That's fair, too. I don't know what you're talking—
09:26So do you consider the Deion-Sanders run so far up to this point being a success?
09:29100%. Okay.
09:32I think it's exceeded expectations. I don't.
09:34Do you consider it successful? I consider it—
09:37No, it's impossible. No one can say it's successful. It's not.
09:41Google how much money they brought in last year to the University of Colorado.
09:45Also best GPA in the history of the school. Boom.
09:48Wow. All right.
09:50Like, on the football team? Or just in general?
09:58Yeah, to me, that matters the most. What are these kids' GPAs?
10:03So, unmitigated success. Yes, absolutely.
10:05Skip over the first one.
10:12There you go! Oh, look at that!
10:14$14 million to the Boulder economy. I went to Boulder a month ago.
10:19In a down economy, Deion-Sanders is bringing hundreds of millions in.
10:24That's great. And Chris Clemmer does not think it's a success.
10:29Because he's sucking off Robert Parrish's jockstrap.
10:31Exactly. Why am I stuck with four Robert Parrishes?
10:35I'm just imagining there's someone out there. Like, there's two guys making a bet. It's like,
10:38bro, I'll bet you $10 million Robert Parrish gets a rundown mention tonight.
10:42Like, there's no chance.
10:44Okay, on to something possibly more batshit.
10:48Kanye West is allegedly spending $50,000 per month on nitrous.
10:53Political commentator Kanye's ex-chief of staff, which Kanye obviously needs,
10:59Clemmer, can you...
11:00Milo Yiannopoulos.
11:01Okay, filed an affidavit against celebrity dentist Thomas Connelly,
11:05who claims he got Kanye addicted to nitrous gas.
11:08Milo says Kanye is spending $50,000 a month.
11:12Thomas Connelly calls himself the father of diamond dentistry,
11:15specializes in putting diamonds on people's teeth.
11:19Says that Kanye's directives are becoming incoherent and contradictory.
11:22He's losing the ability to run his company and produce music.
11:24Milo also says Connelly is $2 million in debt to the Mexican cartel.
11:28Whoa, this keeps getting better.
11:30Who funds his surgical practice and uses it to launder money.
11:34Tommy, have you ever tried nitrous?
11:36Uh, yeah. I mean, like at the dentist.
11:39At the dentist only?
11:39Never tried it, like, recreationally.
11:41Like a dead concert?
11:43I've never been to a dead concert.
11:45No, or a fish concert.
11:47I heard on, actually, Kirkman Angels, I guess they do it at fish concerts.
11:50Yeah, so I went to one fish concert.
11:54I was on LSD, which was an experience at the garden,
11:58and which is actually an amazing eye-opening,
12:01wonderful experience until the lights came on.
12:03But when the lights came on, you have to go outside
12:06and there are tons of people with nitrous and balloons.
12:10Just ripping fatties.
12:11Is it like Whippets, kind of?
12:14Yeah, sure, yeah.
12:16Everyone's saying it.
12:16Yeah, I've never done Whippets.
12:17I was at a bachelor party recently.
12:18People were doing Whippets.
12:19I said, that doesn't, that's not for me.
12:21Yeah.
12:22That's not for me.
12:23I don't, contrary to popular belief,
12:26from the one picture I took with the Hawk 2 girl,
12:28I'm not a drug person.
12:30So, yeah, I mean, this would explain a lot.
12:33Like, Kanye, something went off with him.
12:37You know, he's gone a little bit out there.
12:40In fact, even if it's not true,
12:42blaming an evil dentist is kind of a funny cop-out.
12:44An evil dentist who owes $2 million to the Mexican cartel.
12:47Yeah.
12:47Let's also not forget,
12:48Milo Yiannopoulos is not exactly a reliable narrator here.
12:50I was going to say, I knew Milo was like,
12:54isn't he like a gay right-wing guy?
12:56Yeah, extreme right.
12:57I think that's an insult to maybe the right-wing.
12:59It's extreme, extreme, extreme.
13:00Far-right, alt-right, whatever you want to say.
13:02The fact that he was Kanye's chief of staff
13:04was a bit of a surprise to me.
13:06Ex.
13:07That former chief of staff, yeah.
13:10What did Kanye say that just brought him off the ticket?
13:13What did Milo do that Kanye was like,
13:16that's too far.
13:16All right, gotta let you go.
13:18Yeah.
13:19Who was your chief of staff?
13:21My chief of staff?
13:23Like, run my life?
13:24I don't know.
13:25I might go Meek-Phil.
13:26I was thinking the same thing.
13:27Yeah.
13:30Meek wouldn't be a good chief of staff
13:32because he wouldn't need to be public.
13:34He would be like a better black arch chief of staff.
13:36No, chief of staffs aren't usually public, are they?
13:40You need your name.
13:40You want to be my press secretary.
13:42No, you still need to be recorded as your name
13:45and it still speaks for you.
13:46I want Meek running the CIA for me.
13:48My CIA.
13:49Yeah, I want him in Dark Ops.
13:51Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:52See, who else here would be a good chief of staff at Barstool?
13:55You know, even Che.
13:56Stephen Che would be a great chief of staff.
13:57He'd be very orderly.
13:59Marty would be my press secretary.
14:00You want someone dumb that can just be goofy.
14:03That's the idea.
14:04Because if they know too much, then they're dangerous.
14:05Marty is the ideal press secretary.
14:07Are you going to run for president again?
14:08Is he coherent?
14:09President again?
14:10Oh, of the office?
14:11Oh, yeah, if we do it again.
14:13Kelly Keyes, I think I could beat her easily.
14:16The urinal's broken again.
14:18She's had probably a failed...
14:20It's one of the worst presidencies in history, yeah.
14:22I am tossing around running for New York City mayor next year.
14:25It's part of it.
14:26Are you going to run for New York City mayor?
14:27I'm thinking about it.
14:28I'm old enough now.
14:29City's falling apart.
14:30I could use a young, fresh face.
14:31I might talk to Billy, get some of his guys.
14:35That didn't go well for Billy.
14:37Yeah, that's true.
14:38Well, they shut him down.
14:39The establishment shut him down.
14:40They shut you down?
14:41They shut Smucks down.
14:43I'm establishment-proof.
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16:02Two astronauts on Boeing aircraft
16:04are still stuck in space,
16:06and they can now be there until February 2025.
16:08So basically there's two astronauts up there.
16:11They were gonna go for an eight-day mission
16:13and they can't get them home
16:15or they don't trust the aircraft to get them home.
16:18They might send the aircraft home solo
16:21and then send up a new aircraft to get them.
16:24But they've been up there for months.
16:26They've been up there for a while.
16:27They've been up there for a while.
16:28This will be another great movie one day.
16:30Although I feel like this movie's kind of been made
16:31a hundred times before astronauts stuck in space.
16:34What are they doing up there?
16:35You tried to say before the show,
16:36or someone was like,
16:37oh, it's basically just being at a hotel for a month.
16:38Well, that's their way of spinning it.
16:41It's their spin.
16:41Yes.
16:42Oh, it's basically an ex...
16:44Oh, no Boeing.
16:45Yeah, it's basically a stay at a hotel.
16:47Everything's fine.
16:48You just wait for the roads to open again.
16:50Can't you be in a hotel for months?
16:51Like if I'm in a hotel for like three days,
16:53I'm like, I'm starting to get dark thoughts.
16:55That's not...
16:55Hotels are awful.
16:57I like hotels.
16:58I don't want to be there that long.
16:59Yeah, if you're stuck in a room, they're like, oh.
17:02Would not want to be Riggs.
17:06What?
17:07Oh, no.
17:08Riggs stuck at Pinehurst.
17:09Better views than most of a hotel.
17:11I'm sure I would want to be Riggs stuck at Pinehurst.
17:13Plus these two, I mean,
17:14you have to be exceptionally well-trained and intelligent
17:17to be up there in the first place, right?
17:21Yes, and you probably have much more,
17:23obviously much more psychologically fit
17:24than the three of us.
17:25But Boeing's track record and honesty and diligence,
17:28I fully anticipate everything will be okay
17:32and that they'll be back home soon, correct?
17:35Yeah, Boeing's one of the most reliable aircraft carriers there is.
17:39So this is interesting.
17:40The passengers could return safely in September
17:42on a SpaceX mission.
17:43That's like the Elon Musk.
17:44So he could send something up to go help him.
17:46NASA's saying, well, let's try Boeing to get him down.
17:51Which is...
17:51Like I would trust Elon over Boeing.
17:52If I was them, I'd be like, fuck you.
17:53I want to get home now.
17:55I don't care about you looking bad, NASA and Boeing.
17:57Get Elon to get his ass up here to help us.
17:59Yes.
18:01What were they doing, doing now?
18:02Just like general spaceship?
18:04What an embarrassment for NASA and Boeing.
18:07Like that we need Elon to bail us out.
18:09It's actually surprising this doesn't happen more.
18:12Is it?
18:13Like, yeah, fucking rockets are crazy.
18:15The fact that we build rockets,
18:16like the fact that we go to space is kind of crazy.
18:18No, that absolutely is crazy.
18:21Test flight, they're expecting some findings
18:23which could improve,
18:25which could be used to improve the next flight.
18:26I mean, I guess mission successful.
18:30They know they've probably figured it out.
18:31All right.
18:32Here's how you don't get stuck in space for a year.
18:34They must be so bored.
18:36They thought they'd be up there for eight days.
18:37Like, what are you doing?
18:39That's tough.
18:40It's tough.
18:40Hopefully everything works out.
18:42They get back.
18:43It's awful.
18:44Guys and girls.
18:46I think it's two men up there.
18:47Oh, it is?
18:48I believe so, right?
18:49I thought it was a man and a woman.
18:50Oh, I'm sorry.
18:50I apologize.
18:51It's a man and a woman up there?
18:52Yes.
18:54We know what they're doing up there.
18:56They're probably professionals.
18:57They're probably professionals.
18:59Now, if I was stuck,
19:01I would be willing to do that
19:02if I was stuck with a hot woman up there.
19:03How about like an average woman?
19:05You have nothing else to do.
19:07You're below average.
19:07You have nothing else to do.
19:09Yeah.
19:10I wouldn't sign up to be stuck with a below average woman.
19:13But isn't it like Big Brother up there?
19:15Isn't every inch recorded?
19:17Something like that.
19:18Probably.
19:18I don't know.
19:20I mean, yeah.
19:21Nothing else to do.
19:22You're in zero G.
19:23Put a fucking thing on the camera.
19:25Put a little cloth on the camera.
19:27What are they going to do?
19:30Oh, come get us.
19:31Oh, no.
19:33356 feet long.
19:35That's a football field.
19:37That's pretty big.
19:38Is it?
19:39Yeah, it is, right?
19:40Football field is 300 feet.
19:41I'm pretty sure.
19:42That's plenty of room to fuck.
19:43That's pretty big then, right?
19:45It's very big.
19:46Long.
19:46But I wonder how wide.
19:47It's long though, right?
19:49End to end.
19:50But can you go into those?
19:52Is all of it access?
19:53Six sleeping quarters.
19:54Two bathrooms.
19:55A gym and a 360 seems kind of lovely.
19:57It's a nice hotel.
19:58New bay window.
19:59Throw me up there at Sidney Sweeney.
20:00I'm in.
20:01How about with one of the Golden Girls?
20:04No.
20:05Well, they're all dead.
20:06Well, I'm trying to get like Rhea Perlman.
20:08What if you weren't there?
20:09Rhea Perlman.
20:10Shots fired.
20:11Danny DeVito.
20:11What's wrong with you?
20:12Who the fuck is Rhea Perlman?
20:13She seems like a nice lady.
20:14It might be good company.
20:16Rhea Perlman's the bartender from Cheers who ended up marrying Danny DeVito.
20:20That's like, yeah, she's a very sweet woman, apparently.
20:23That's what I'm saying.
20:24Like, good company.
20:26Another very current event reference.
20:28Yeah, exactly.
20:29I'm trying to think of like an older lady.
20:32I guess I could have said Dame Judy.
20:33Susan Sarandon.
20:34She's got the big bazookas.
20:36Yeah.
20:36Would you go up in space?
20:37Oh, I give those things a slap around and fucking zero gravity.
20:40Yeah.
20:42Olympic stories.
20:44Quincy Hall won the 400 meter goal.
20:47Last second comeback finish.
20:48Actually, very impressive.
20:50Noah Lyle's 100 meters, 200 meters goal.
20:53Yeah, we always say volleyball, beating Brazil.
20:55Anything stick out to you guys?
20:58No, I mean, Noah Lyle's going, it looks like, for the 200.
21:01Oh yeah, he's going for 200, but his favorite, because that is his bread and butter.
21:05That'll be a good race.
21:06Like, I've watched pretty minimally.
21:08You're such a liar.
21:10I'm not going to pretend.
21:11I'm not watching Olympics.
21:11Neither are you.
21:12I just said I've watched pretty minimally.
21:14Like, oh, that could be a good...
21:15You're not gonna watch any of this.
21:16Do you think it's boring?
21:16I would...
21:17If I can finish my thought, the Noah Lyle's race, I might actually tune in for it.
21:20That's like one event that I might play.
21:22Because it's got the storyline of, like, the NBA players talking shit.
21:25The first race was good.
21:26That's one thing that I like.
21:27Yeah, the Netflix series, Sprint.
21:29I missed that one.
21:30Very predominantly in.
21:32Level 1 to 10, how much do you care about the Olympics?
21:35Two.
21:38That's what he said, minimally.
21:39And you just attacked him, his character.
21:42I couldn't have been more...
21:45Seemed like he was being a little bit of a fraud.
21:46No, you are.
21:47Minimally care about the Olympics, I might tune into this race.
21:49Probably won't.
21:50But if I'm gonna tune into an event, it would be this.
21:52And I guess probably I'll watch, like, the USA Gold Basketball.
21:55You can't.
21:55Actually, I don't know about you.
21:56Yeah, my wife ran D1 track, specifically the 400 meter.
22:02So we'll watch it together.
22:04It actually is pretty interesting.
22:05First of all, it's nice because it's quick.
22:07And there's just tons of excitement.
22:09Like, in those 10, 21 minute seconds.
22:12So, yes.
22:14In those what?
22:15In those 60 seconds.
22:16In those 10, 21 minutes.
22:18I was about to say, I got mixed up.
22:20I meant to say 10, 20, 60 seconds, but I went 10, 21 minute.
22:23And now I look like a fucking loser.
22:25So thank you, Tommy.
22:26I can't do it.
22:27You said it.
22:29Brought to the attention.
22:30Taylor Swift almost had a terrorist scare.
22:34Unfortunately, Taylor Swift had to cancel three Ares tours shows in Vienna this weekend
22:39because of an ISIS terroristic threat.
22:43Tommy, what is Vienna the capital of?
22:45Austria.
22:46Very good.
22:46I did not know this until yesterday.
22:48And I'm embarrassed about that.
22:50That's very embarrassing.
22:51I know.
22:52I'm like, Vienna.
22:53My world geography is horrible.
22:55It's embarrassingly bad.
22:56I'm like, I know the Billy Joel song, but I couldn't tell you what country Vienna was.
23:00It's a bad one.
23:01Isn't it bad?
23:02Especially for trying to talk like World War I, World War II.
23:05Oh, yeah.
23:06I know, I know, I know.
23:08Was there a big peace treaty signed in Vienna?
23:12No, you're thinking of...
23:14Vienna had something.
23:15Vienna had something.
23:15Maybe there is.
23:17There's a Paris.
23:17No, there's Treaty of Versailles.
23:19Yalta was a big treaty.
23:20Treaty of Vienna, 1815.
23:21There you go.
23:23There we go.
23:24Didn't work out.
23:28Good job.
23:29Wow, Tommy.
23:30And now Taylor Swift has to cancel her tours there because two teen suspects were arrested
23:37for allegedly planning to drive a bomb-filled car with self-made explosives into the crowd.
23:42That's pretty fucking terrifying.
23:45The alleged ringleader was arrested at his home where they found chemical
23:48substances and technical devices.
23:50He also had made progress in building the bomb he planned to strap in the car.
23:57Glad they stopped it.
23:58Yeah.
24:00The world's a scary place right now.
24:01Very scary.
24:02Very scary place.
24:03Very scary.
24:04Yeah, you know, the world geography stuff, it is amazing how close these countries are to,
24:10you know, like to where ISIS's headquarters are.
24:12And, you know, that edge of the world where we have the ocean to protect us.
24:17I know sometimes.
24:18But just like the...
24:19Also got a wide open border.
24:23But this is Vienna.
24:24It's Austria's immigration policy right now.
24:28I think it's pretty open.
24:29I think Europe is pretty open.
24:31I feel bad for Taylor Swift that I read that she says that she carries around
24:37or has her people carry around like a first aid kit that features specifically
24:42stuff to help for gunshot wounds and stab wounds.
24:46Yeah, she should honestly have the Secret Service.
24:48Yeah.
24:49Yeah.
24:50I think she does.
24:51I think she's well protected.
24:52But like stuff like this.
24:54She was in Munich and there were people.
24:56There were like 40,000 people inside the stadium.
24:59There was another 40,000 people outside the stadium.
25:01So if you were thinking of like targets, like her tour, like has to be like protected.
25:06That's just scary shit.
25:07Terrifying stuff.
25:08Yeah, it's...
25:10I don't know.
25:11Yeah, look at that.
25:12That's unbelievable.
25:13Oh my God.
25:16Stay safe over there, kids.
25:19Just takes one.
25:20Kids in Vienna watching the rundown tonight.
25:23Oh, I bet you we get one.
25:24We get one Austrian viewer.
25:26Just crazy.
25:27A kid.
25:27Just take one out.
25:28Maybe.
25:28Just one person can like cause like it's just it's crazy.
25:32After show, rough and rowdy tomorrow night.
25:35Loser leave town.
25:36Abel Brothers, specifically Zack Abel versus Mikey Betts.
25:39The weigh-ins are today.
25:43I was a little worried about Mikey Betts.
25:45And then I saw the video that Dave tweeted of him
25:48beating the living shit out of somebody who allegedly was stalking his sister.
25:53I'm not afraid of Mikey Betts, for Mikey Betts anymore.
25:56Yeah, he's...
25:58And Abel Brothers, I think, don't have the best.
26:00I think the one he's fighting might be the better one.
26:03He's won two.
26:03The other one hasn't won.
26:04He beat the same guy twice, though, apparently.
26:06That's very correct.
26:07Yeah, so...
26:08Zack Abel beat the same guy twice.
26:09Spencer's never want to fight.
26:10It is good, like, you know, rough and rowdy.
26:11They were talking about the unnamed show today of like Dave's like, you know,
26:14we got to do maybe 20,000 pay-per-views or it could be it.
26:18Rough and rowdy does always do better when there's like a main event that people are
26:21tuning in for.
26:22Mikey Betts, with his job on the line, fighting like an Abel Brother,
26:26that's a worthy main event.
26:28I feel like we've...
26:29I feel like there's been a lot more talk about this rough and rowdy in the office
26:32and I don't know, just kind of on social media, at least, that I see.
26:34Mikey Betts has to quit if he loses.
26:36I feel like there's been more hype about this one than like the last two maybe even combined.
26:39Yeah.
26:39I feel like there's just been a lot of like buzz about it.
26:41I don't know, maybe I'm in my little bubble.
26:43I also like Mikey a lot personally.
26:45He's a really good guy and I'm very excited for this fight.
26:51Get on it, dude.
26:52We need 20k pay-per-views because nobody wants to see rough and rowdy go away.
26:56Anyways, rough and rowdy.
26:57Go ahead.
26:58This is a big one.
27:01I may bring an end to rough and rowdy if I don't like the numbers here.
27:04Is that true?
27:04Really?
27:05Yeah.
27:06How come?
27:06But it's a lot of work.
27:09A lot of work and then what number...
27:11How many thousand buys do you need to make it worth it?
27:14Because no matter what, you're making money or it's the cost of production.
27:17It's pretty expensive to put together.
27:21I want at least 20,000 pay-per-view buys.
27:24Buy R&R.com.
27:25Get it going.
27:26Cook it.
27:27I'm excited.
27:28Buy twice.
27:28I'll be watching this Friday.
27:31I'm genuinely excited for this.
27:32Yeah.
27:33Any other after show, boys?
27:35I've got two things.
27:37One, one year ago today, Dave bought the company back.
27:40Right.
27:41More importantly, one year ago today, Ben Mintz got rehired at Barclays.
27:45That's true.
27:46He blogged that.
27:49And then, Clemmer, I know you always say that I've lived an easy life.
27:52No hardship.
27:53I spent a week alone in Nashville.
27:54I made a new smoke show about that.
27:56So tune into that on Rumble on YouTube.
27:58I'm sorry.
27:59There you go.
27:59Had a week alone in Nashville.
28:00Week alone.
28:01It was a hardship.
28:01Very tough.
28:02Very tough to spend a week in Nashville.
28:04Remote, war-torn city.
28:06Is that the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
28:08It's up there.
28:09What is the worst thing that's ever happened to you?
28:12I don't know.
28:12Maybe like grandmas and aunts dying.
28:15But yeah, and then the week in Nashville was tough.
28:18It was tough.
28:19But a lot of celebrity cameos.
28:21Waka Flocka Flame wrapped with Waka Flocka.
28:25Mulsanne Revival with Zach Bryan.
28:27Oh, all right.
28:28But really a struggle otherwise.
28:31Go check it out.
28:31Oh, also announced on The Unnamed Show,
28:35Pat Bev and Stu Finder are out of Surviving Barstool.
28:38Robbie Fox, Frances Ellis in.
28:40Very interesting.
28:41I'm very excited.
28:42Robbie, I think, could be really good.
28:43Yes.
28:43Frances.
28:44I don't like...
28:44Wildcard Robbie could be really good.
28:46I think, yeah, but I agree, but I feel bad.
28:49Everyone's already like, oh, Robbie's going to win,
28:50and that's just going to put a target on his back.
28:52So I don't want to...
28:53You excited?
28:55I'm excited to see Frances and Robbie and everybody.
28:58You're in it.
28:59I don't think that's been announced yet.
29:01It is.
29:02He literally said it on The Unnamed Show.
29:03Oh, he did say it?
29:04Oh, yes.
29:04So I'm doing Surviving Barstool?
29:06I was waiting for Dave to say something,
29:08because I didn't want to say anything.
29:09I'm in Surviving Barstool.
29:10So right now, the cast...
29:13We're not going to list all 24 people.
29:15We're not going to list all 24.
29:16So it's going to be interesting.
29:18I've been helping Jeff and Rob with producing and game design and stuff,
29:24and I think it's going to be very, very exciting.
29:28And there's also a twist that I heard was rumored,
29:31so I'm not going to say what's going on,
29:33but when you get eliminated this year, it's going to be exciting.
29:38Are you amped up for it?
29:40Like, not the twist, but just the actual doing the show.
29:42Like, I'm super jealous.
29:43I would love to do it.
29:44Of course.
29:45It's an incredible opportunity.
29:47I mean, the names in it are superstars,
29:50and it's going to be a scene.
29:55It's going to be a scene.
29:56There are things that are going to come out of this
29:58that are going to be life-changing for, I think, multiple people.
30:03Huge money.
30:03The prize is huge.
30:04That's one of the things.
30:06That's a lot of money.
30:08No, it's going to be a scene, man.
30:11I can't wait to watch.
30:12Like, I love Survivor.
30:13I love Surviving.
30:15That's a big reason I had Delo do Rat Race with us,
30:18because I just love the show so much.
30:19I wanted anyone involved with that show to help with mine, if they could.
30:22Now, I think Surviving is maybe the best show we do,
30:26and I can't wait for this.
30:27The people doing it, I'm really excited.
30:31I mean, we say this, like, every time we do one,
30:33but I think it'll just end up being the best content ever.
30:35Yeah.
30:35That Barstool's done.
30:36I would imagine.
30:37I think it'll be up there.
30:39The production value is always amazing.
30:42The stuff that Rob and Corey and everybody does here, it's always amazing.
30:46But, like, Wallen and Giller are doing it.
30:50Like, that's going to be great.
30:51Yeah.
30:52Actually, as soon as we end this, I have a meeting to go talk about it.
30:57Yeah, I'm going to know secrets that you don't, and I won't tell.
31:00Interesting.
31:01Maybe I should stick something on you, get some recording.
31:04Ooh.
31:05Yeah, try to stick a recording device on me in the next five minutes.
31:11That's the rundown.