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The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 3 -04.Crash Trashed/Theres No-One Quite Like Granpa
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08/08/2024
The Story of Tracy Beaker Series 3 -04.Crash Trashed/Theres No-One Quite Like Granpa
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00:00
Oi! What did you do that for? It was an act. I don't keep your book on.
00:26
Maybe there'll be something from camp today. Pulse isn't here yet.
00:29
She's been in New York for ages. Thinking of Tracy Beaker all the time, she's
00:32
there. As if.
00:34
Hey! Duke, he won't give me the milk.
00:39
Give Tracy the milk. He's got milk all over me!
00:44
Crash, for goodness sake. You should take it out of his pocket money
00:53
when he smashes things. I've got a sugar.
01:00
Nathan, there's tons of washing to be done. You're not wrong.
01:13
You'll get it done then? Yeah.
01:16
Good. Come on, Marco.
01:19
Okay, Marco the underdog!
01:21
Drop the ball!
01:25
Marco! Bad dog! Bad dog!
01:27
Marco!
01:32
Ouch!
01:39
No!
01:41
It's from New York!
01:44
Is that the way for a free voucher for toilet cleaner?
01:47
It's for you, for your birthday.
01:49
Thank you. Very kind of you.
01:51
You can't have it yet, it's not on your birthday.
01:55
In it from Grandpa.
01:57
Not today, sorry.
02:00
Is there anything there for me?
02:01
As if.
02:03
Look what Cam sent me.
02:15
Don't even think of asking to borrow it.
02:19
I wouldn't be seen dead in it.
02:21
Tracy!
02:22
Sorry, did I forget to mention that it's from Cam?
02:24
Who is in New York?
02:25
Tracy.
02:26
Thinking of Tracy Beaker all the time.
02:29
New York, New York.
02:30
Woo!
02:32
Ah!
02:33
Oh!
02:34
Oh!
02:35
Oh!
02:36
Oh!
02:37
Oh!
02:38
Oh!
02:39
Oh!
02:40
Oh!
02:41
Oh!
02:42
Oh!
02:43
Oh!
02:44
Oh!
02:45
Boy Jones!
02:46
Fuck!
02:51
We have to do something about Crash.
02:53
And I have to do something about this.
02:56
Nathan!
02:57
We've hardly a dish left in one piece.
02:59
What?
03:00
Crash.
03:01
Oh.
03:03
This pile isn't getting any smaller.
03:05
I know, I think it's breeding.
03:07
Look, from Cam. The wrinkles are just from the post.
03:13
Nathan will iron it for you.
03:15
Oh, thanks!
03:19
Only I thought Elaine was working with Crash on anger management techniques.
03:22
She was.
03:23
Well, they're not very effective.
03:25
I mean, I could have a word with him, if you like.
03:28
He's a reasonable little dude when he's not putting his top.
03:31
Or you could do what you're supposed to, like burning the ironing!
03:44
Don't suppose that either one of you wants to tell Tracy?
03:50
Idiot!
03:52
I'll buy you a new top, I'll buy you two new tops.
03:55
You can't buy one like that! It was special!
03:57
I'm trying to watch something!
03:59
It says cool iron, you can't even read!
04:01
Oh, shut up about your stupid, boring T-shirt!
04:03
And who asked you to button?
04:05
Ooh, someone sent me a $2 T-shirt for my birthday.
04:07
I don't give a shit about your T-shirt!
04:09
I don't give a shit about your T-shirt!
04:11
I don't give a shit about your T-shirt!
04:12
Someone sent me a $2 T-shirt from New York. Ooh, I'm really special!
04:15
What would you know about it? Nobody ever sent you anything in the mail.
04:18
You've never even been sent a postcard.
04:20
That's how special you are.
04:23
Aargh!
04:38
Michael?
04:47
What happened to all those lovely visualisation techniques we worked on?
04:51
To help you with your anger?
04:55
Remember?
04:57
Every time we feel anger, we make beautiful pictures in our head,
05:01
and we calm down.
05:05
Shall we give it a try?
05:10
Deep breath.
05:14
And we're walking through a grassy meadow,
05:17
full of lovely flowers.
05:22
Towards the beautiful mountain.
05:44
It's a waste of time.
05:46
Perhaps we're not trying hard enough.
05:48
I do try.
05:49
Things got really out of hand today.
05:51
Someone might have got hurt.
05:54
We wondered if you...
05:56
might be happier somewhere else.
05:59
No!
06:01
Oh, how could you be so dumb?
06:03
Nathan! Haven't you got the washing to do?
06:06
This is more important.
06:11
Think of a beautiful scene that...
06:13
the blue sky and the...
06:19
rain.
06:49
I don't want to hurt people.
06:51
I know.
06:53
I get angry, just like him.
06:56
You're not like your dad.
06:58
I wanted to hurt Tracy.
07:00
But you didn't.
07:03
You only damage things, not people.
07:06
You're not like him.
07:37
He's got to go.
07:39
That's a bit harsh.
07:40
He's defiant, irresponsible.
07:42
He's just a kid.
07:43
That's the problem, he's one of the kids.
07:46
He can't help being a kid.
07:48
He's supposed to be a care worker.
07:52
I thought you were talking about Crash.
07:54
Keep up, Duke.
08:02
I've already said I'm sorry.
08:03
It was just a stroke of luck.
08:05
It was just a stupid T-shirt.
08:10
That goes with the colours.
08:11
Thanks.
08:14
Will you help me with something?
08:16
I've really got to do this.
08:17
It's really, really important.
08:27
What are you doing? Get off, Marco.
08:29
Nathan, what did you want?
08:32
It's time for a big clean-out of your rooms.
08:35
What?
08:42
There's squirrels in the garden eating all your vegetables.
09:01
Chips.
09:03
Not chipped.
09:07
Cracked.
09:19
Get out.
09:26
Throw it at me.
09:28
I won't duck.
09:33
Look, I'm a show-off and a pain,
09:35
and I'm really, really sorry I made you mad.
09:41
I'm the biggest pain in the world.
09:43
Worse than Shirley with the nitcone.
09:45
Even worse than Elaine the Pain.
09:50
Nobody's worse than Elaine the Pain.
09:53
Greed.
09:54
Now, come with me.
10:03
MUSIC
10:17
NATHAN!
10:29
Ta-da!
10:31
It's for you.
10:32
Is this a joke or something?
10:33
Crash!
10:35
It's a crash cupboard.
10:42
It's good, isn't it?
10:44
Whoa!
10:45
Wait.
10:47
Come on, everyone, behind the door.
10:49
Come on.
10:59
Go, Crash!
11:00
Go, Crash!
11:01
Go, Crash!
11:02
Go, Crash!
11:03
Go, Crash!
11:04
Nathan!
11:05
Go, Crash!
11:07
You've been making playhouses when I told you to do the chores.
11:11
It's not a playhouse.
11:12
Not now, Crash.
11:13
Nathan, I am sick and tired...
11:16
Go, Shirley!
11:17
Go, Shirley!
11:18
Go, Shirley!
11:19
Go, Shirley!
11:20
Go, Shirley!
11:21
Go, Shirley!
11:22
Go, Shirley!
11:23
Go, Shirley!
11:24
Go, Shirley!
11:25
Go, Shirley!
11:26
Go, Shirley!
11:27
Go, Shirley!
11:28
Go, Shirley!
11:29
Go, Shirley!
11:30
Yay!
11:34
It's an anger management room.
11:36
And this is what you've been doing instead of the washing?
11:39
It wasn't his fault.
11:41
It wasn't my idea.
11:43
Was it now?
11:45
I'll do it now.
11:46
No. No, it's too late.
11:50
You keep up the good work. I'll do the washing.
11:54
As soon as I phone Cam in New York and ask her to send a new T-shirt,
11:58
the cost of which...
11:59
Comes out my wages.
12:05
Well, what are you waiting for?
12:07
Go, Crash!
12:08
Go, Crash!
12:09
Go, Crash!
12:10
Go, Crash!
12:11
Go, Crash!
12:12
Go, Crash!
12:13
Go, Crash!
12:14
Go, Crash!
12:15
Go, Crash!
12:18
Don't even think of switching off.
12:20
I know where you live.
12:23
No, you listen to me!
12:25
I want my grandpa home and I want him home now!
12:27
Jackie?
12:28
Run a nursing home? You people couldn't even run a bath!
12:32
Jackie, we really need to have a proper talk about your grandpa.
12:36
What do you know about it?
12:41
Your grandpa's never going to leave that place.
12:43
He's got Alzheimer's disease.
12:45
Oh, yeah? Well, how's that Jackie's fist-in-your-face disease?
12:48
Oh, yeah?
12:49
Yeah.
13:13
Hi, Michael.
13:15
She remembered my name.
13:22
I showered him like you suggested.
13:24
They just kept on being reasonable.
13:26
Oh, I hate it when they do that.
13:27
And all that rubbish about him being ill.
13:29
It's so unfair.
13:31
You poor grandpa.
13:33
Well, I've had just about enough.
13:35
It's time for action.
13:37
Ah, and I trust you'll be in need of some expert assistance.
13:44
MUSIC
14:02
Hi, Louise.
14:03
Do you want a drink?
14:05
Thanks, Michael.
14:09
Where's mine?
14:10
Don't let me interrupt you.
14:12
You carry on dancing and you pretend I'm not here.
14:15
Why pretend when we can have the real thing?
14:18
If you need anything else, I'll get it for you.
14:23
Michael's quite interesting, isn't he?
14:27
Yeah, but so are cockroaches.
14:31
From the dump land, down to the lake.
14:33
Nobody has the time.
14:34
Tracy, have you seen Jackie?
14:37
In here.
14:39
Oh, good. You've calmed down a bit.
14:42
I just...
14:43
What are you two up to?
14:45
Shelley!
14:46
Honestly, this place.
14:48
Sorry.
14:49
I'll talk to you later, Jackie, OK?
14:52
I, er...
14:54
must get this damp looked at.
14:56
Yeah.
15:02
MUSIC
15:21
MUSIC
15:26
Don't want to spoil the spotlight, are we?
15:31
Ah, Louise.
15:32
It's a pity she only goes for good-looking boys, really.
15:36
Is that why she turned you down?
15:38
I, well...
15:39
She, I...
15:40
Well, er...
15:42
Knowing her so well, we could give you a few tips.
15:45
Tips?
15:46
Oh, yeah.
15:47
How to woo the fair lady.
15:49
If you were to ask nicely.
16:04
Hello?
16:06
Bouncer?
16:08
I reckon she'd be really impressed.
16:11
But...
16:13
writing a love song?
16:16
Well, I don't know how.
16:18
It's easy.
16:19
All you need are your feelings,
16:21
a little help from your friends and, er...
16:23
a musical instrument.
16:33
Saw you in.
16:38
Binoculars?
16:40
Check.
16:41
Tins of food?
16:43
Check.
16:45
Can opener?
16:48
Check.
16:49
Lemon-scented baby wipes?
16:51
Lemon-scented what?
16:54
Trust me, they're green.
17:01
Let's roll.
17:03
Go, go, go!
17:18
Shh!
17:39
Norman, what are you doing here?
17:41
Shh!
17:42
I'm taking you home, Grandpa.
17:44
That will be time.
17:48
Shh!
17:54
What's happening?
17:55
Lawson there with Michael.
17:57
He's torturing him.
18:01
My brother's far more subtle than that.
18:03
Look, if you're that interested,
18:05
come back here at half past one.
18:06
Seats at all prices.
18:08
Now go.
18:11
Go on!
18:13
Yes, we made it!
18:18
Shh!
18:20
There's...
18:21
there's somebody here.
18:24
There's...
18:25
there's somebody here.
18:47
Who are you?
18:48
The most rubbish burglar in the world, that's who!
18:51
I'm not a criminal.
18:52
I'm an estate agent.
18:53
A what?
18:54
Jackie.
18:55
They sell houses.
18:58
Selling a house?
19:00
But you can't.
19:01
Where will we live?
19:15
He signed the papers.
19:17
I most certainly did not.
19:20
Did I?
19:23
Look, I'll call my office.
19:26
Yeah, and I'm sure they'll be very interested
19:28
to find out how cosy you've been making yourself.
19:31
Yeah, well, I can explain that.
19:33
Get out of my house.
19:34
Go on.
19:35
Go on, get out.
19:37
Go on.
19:43
Hey, Lou.
19:44
I've come to collect your surprise.
19:46
Surprise? What's he on about?
19:48
I don't know.
19:49
One of his stupid, idiotic plans.
19:54
Louise, what are you waiting for?
19:56
Go to the lounge and collect your surprise.
20:00
Justine?
20:02
This will do.
20:09
It's...
20:10
it's been burning.
20:14
Grandpa!
20:17
Hello, Norma.
20:18
Just trying to get a blaze going.
20:19
What, the entire house?
20:22
And why does it keep calling you Norma?
20:32
Michael?
20:37
Come on, say something. Say something.
20:39
Wait, wait, wait.
20:40
Hi, Louise.
20:44
Um, I wanted you to hear something.
20:48
He's going to do it. He's going to do it.
20:49
He's going to do it.
20:50
He's going to do it.
20:59
Lou.
21:01
Lou.
21:03
Lou.
21:04
Lou.
21:06
Louise.
21:10
Please don't tease, I'm begging you please.
21:13
I'm down on my knees, you're holding the keys.
21:17
To my heart.
21:18
No!
21:21
I'm just kidding.
21:22
I'm just kidding.
21:23
Please don't tease, I'm begging you please.
21:25
I'm down on my knees, you're holding the keys.
21:29
To my heart.
21:39
That had to be me.
21:42
Go on.
21:43
Oh, voice of an angel.
21:46
Telephone ringing.
22:02
What have you done?
22:03
What have you done?
22:04
If you give it here, you're gonna get a lullaby.
22:06
You're gonna get a lullaby.
22:07
It's not as thick as it, it's like a plastic...
22:09
Who's talking?
22:10
It's not as thick as it, it's like a plastic...
22:16
Michael, Michael, let me a say...
22:21
Ah!
22:28
Mmm. Mince and beans.
22:31
Just like the old days, eh, Norma?
22:34
For the last time, her name isn't...
22:46
Shelly.
22:48
What do you think you're doing?
22:49
Letting her in.
22:50
I don't think so.
22:51
But your grandpa, he's... he's not very well.
22:54
He's fine. He's just... tired.
22:58
You open that door and I'll never talk to you again.
23:01
There'll be less earache for me then.
23:05
Hiya, Shelly. Come to join in our little sitting?
23:08
Run!
23:10
Jackie!
23:12
Jackie!
23:14
Jackie!
23:16
He's not going back to that horrible place.
23:18
It's making him ill.
23:20
He was ill before, Jackie. You know that.
23:23
He's all right. He just gets... confused.
23:27
He thinks she's someone called Norma.
23:31
Jackie's mum.
23:33
My dad was the same way.
23:35
Your dad?
23:36
He had Alzheimer's disease.
23:38
The same as Jackie's grandpa.
23:40
I looked after him for a long time till...
23:43
till I couldn't cope anymore.
23:45
Couldn't cope, you?
23:47
There's no need to be sarcastic.
23:49
No, I'm not.
23:51
Oh.
23:53
You had to look after your dad.
24:07
Come to laugh at me again?
24:09
I didn't laugh.
24:11
Listen.
24:13
I've got to go.
24:15
I'm meeting my boyfriend.
24:19
Oh. Right.
24:21
Hey, Lou. Was that top comedy or what?
24:23
Actually, I thought it was really sweet.
24:25
Thanks, Michael.
24:27
Bye.
24:40
I don't regret one second of the time I spent looking after my dad.
24:44
It's just...
24:46
I missed out on being young.
24:49
But I don't want to be young.
24:51
I want things to be the way they used to be.
24:54
But your grandpa can't look after you anymore.
24:57
He needs looking after...
24:59
by people who really know what they're doing.
25:21
Hey, Viva.
25:24
Creeps up on you when you least expect it.
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