Minor Leaguer | movie | 2024 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00Open the door, you've got to see this.

00:04Jake, you're not going to believe this.

00:05Shut up.

00:06Calm down, man.

00:07This better be good.

00:08It is, trust me.

00:09I'm so happy and thrilled to own the team here in Hemel.

00:12Of course, it's exciting to be a GM and a head coach as well.

00:15Your childhood hero is going to be your coach.

00:17Mr. Szilagyi, Jake McKay.

00:19Jake, good to meet you.

00:20This feud with team...

00:2193 All-Star Game.

00:23JR put a mouse in his bag.

00:25For some reason, he looked at me.

00:27And ever since then, it's been Brad Hall against Team Usulami.

00:31Who bought this happy ending massage last week for you?

00:33You did.

00:34Who bought the trip to Cabo?

00:35What trip to Cabo?

00:36This one.

00:37Five-star hotel, all included.

00:38But I want you to remember one thing.

00:40Keep that mother...

00:41...holly out of this...

00:42...league.

00:43I'm Gary Bettman, Commissioner of the National Hockey League.

00:47Worth every penny I spent.

00:48You sure you're not a casting director?

00:49Go back to New York, Bettman.

00:51Boo!

00:52Mr. Bettman, I'm the Commissioner of the Old West Hockey League.

00:54I get booed wherever I go.

00:55An eight-inch bobblehead.

00:56Six feet shorter than my statue in St. Louis.

00:59You will never get the Barons.

01:01What is he, a ranch hand or a hockey player?

01:03Both.

01:04He works at Dukes during the off-season.

01:05Nobody gets rich in the owl.

01:07He didn't have Korea and Winnipeg the year he got 76 tucks.

01:10Yeah? But he had Ty Domi, didn't he?

01:12And no one would go near him.

01:13And if they did, Ty would beat the f*** out of him.

01:16I got those owners right here in the palm of my f***ing hand.

01:21I really want to learn more about hockey.

01:22And I was wondering if you'd mind spending a couple hours with me after work someday?

01:27I can't do this, Jake.

01:28You know how I get when I'm alone with a hot girl?

01:30I either freeze up or I can't stop talking or I just start sweating like a pig.

01:35Hi, honey. What are you doing?

01:37Um, watching porn.

01:39You are watching your highlights.

01:41Changing the name to what?

01:42Camel Flash.

01:43Mike the Finnish Flash?

01:44I get it.

01:45He's gonna put a big statue of himself outside an arena.

01:47He's gonna be a foot taller than Brad Hulls in St. Louis.

01:49One rum and coke.

01:51Boy, would I love to tap that a**.

01:53You and me both.

01:58No, I got a nice little rental.

02:00I know why you bought the f***ing Hawks.

02:01You wanted to hire yourself as coach and have everyone kissing your f***s.

02:04Give your best shot, you minor leaguer.

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